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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on December 31, 2012, 03:30:00 PM

Title: I have a confession to make
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 31, 2012, 03:30:00 PM: I look down on people who sample soups at the store deli before purchase. I bet in their head theyre all I AM SO CHOOSY BECAUSE I KNOW QUALITY. I AM A FOODY LET ME YELP THIS SAMPLE EXPERIENCE! A+++ WOULD SAMPLE AGAIN
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 31, 2012, 03:37:53 PM: Why do you hate freedom, MAF?
Title: I have a confession to make
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 31, 2012, 03:55:37 PM: Is this hatred directed exclusively at people sampling soups at delis or people sampling food in general? Because I can't seem to pass up any samples. It has more to do with being poor without trying to show it.
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 31, 2012, 03:56:42 PM: Soup sampling is way worse
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 31, 2012, 04:10:00 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtfE72Ni9_Y
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Post by: bork on December 31, 2012, 04:17:38 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqBzP0xdKk
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 31, 2012, 04:41:03 PM: I agree, people who sample at the deli are fucks. IT'S HAM. YOU KNOW WHAT HAM TASTES LIKE. FUCK YOU.
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 31, 2012, 04:44:36 PM: word
Title: I have a confession to make
Post by: Verdigris Murder on December 31, 2012, 04:49:10 PM: This also happens in Soup Kitchens.

'It's Chestnut and Butternut Squash you toothless herpes riddled poor person'.

And the hot girl I wanted to bang, which is why I only did the thing in the first place, turned into a lesbian when I tried to stick my tongue in her mouth.
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 31, 2012, 04:58:12 PM: I didn't even know you could sample soup at the deli, wtf? I'm going to try this right now.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2012, 05:10:28 PM: I don't sample generally speaking; however the other day I was getting a sub at the deli and they had little samples of cheesecake. Well who would turn that shit down? Not me.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on December 31, 2012, 05:32:26 PM: Baskin Robbins and their mandatory 1-taste-spoon hand out : here - try this - it's green tea flavored :/
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Post by: Rman on December 31, 2012, 05:50:41 PM: We have local chain here that even gives you nice little sample cups. I love it.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 31, 2012, 06:24:41 PM: Sounds like shit effete coastfags do. I've never seen this done ever.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 31, 2012, 06:45:13 PM: MAF, please post this on Facebook. It will be glorious.
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 31, 2012, 07:14:02 PM: ugh I have so many foodie friends - otherwise that woulda been my first stop
Title: Re: I have a confession to make
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2012, 07:29:24 PM: I've seen people bring toothpicks to grocery stores specifically to use on sample food. If you can't trust the deli provided toothpicks, how can you trust the ham or cheese?