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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 07, 2013, 06:26:53 PM

Title: Can't start a fire without my dick This dick's for hire Just dancing in my dick
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 07, 2013, 06:26:53 PM
http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/

dick dick dick
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 07, 2013, 06:31:23 PM
Wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 07, 2013, 06:32:56 PM
Orinoco Dick easy frontunner for Song of the Year 2013

http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/track/orinoco-dick-bonus-track

"From Peru to Cebu, hear the power of my dick"
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2013, 06:34:02 PM
disappointed by the lack of My Clique (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h19x8Wqpkq8)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 07, 2013, 06:34:06 PM
I...I just can't. This is... oh my God.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 07, 2013, 06:36:46 PM

No hell below my dick
Above my dick only sky

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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 07, 2013, 06:40:48 PM
A celebration
So spread my dick
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 07, 2013, 07:12:22 PM
http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/track/dont-go-breaking-my-dick-duet-with-gordon-merrick
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 07, 2013, 07:48:17 PM
http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/track/piano-dick

It's Dick O'Clock, on a Mydick day
Regular dicks shuffle in
There's an old dick, sitting next to me
Makin' love to his My Dick and Gin

He says "Son, can you play my dick a memory?
I'm not really sure how it dicks.
My dick's sad and it's sweet and I knewed it complete
when I wore a younger dick's clothes."

Oh, dick de dick, diddy dick
de dick diddy diiiiiiiiick dick
dick dick dick

Sing us a song, you're the Piano Dick
Sing us my dick tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling my dick

Now my dick at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my dicks for free
My dick's quick with a joke, or to light up his smoke
But there's some place my dick would rather be

He says "Bill, I believe my dick's killin' me,"
as my dick ran away from his face,
"Well, I'm sure my dick could be a movie star,
if my dick could get out of my dick."

Oh, dick de dick, diddy dick
de dick diddy diiiiiiiiick dick
dick dick dick

Sing us a song, you're the Mydick Man
Sing us my dick tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melodick
And you've got us feeling my dick

Now my dick is a my dick novelist
never had time for a wife
My Dick's talkin' to Davy
My Dick's in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And My Dick is practicing politics
as a Mydick Man slowly gets stoned
Well, they're sharing a dick they call loneliness
but it's better than my dick alone

Oh, dick dee dick, diddy dick
dee dick diddy diiiiiiiiick dick
dick dick dick

Sing us a song, you're the Mydick Man
Sing us my dick tonight
Well, my dick's the mood for a melody
And you've got my dick feelin' all right

It's a pretty good crowd for a Mydick Day
and my dick gives me a smile
'cause he's knows it's my dick they've been comin' to see
to forget about their dicks for a while

And my dick, it sounds like a carnival
and my dick, it smells like a beer
and my dicks at the bar, they put bread in my dick
and say "Dick, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la da, dee dee dick
de dick, diddy dick
dick dick diiiiiiick

Sing us my dick, you're the Mydick Man
Sing us my dick tonight
Well, my dick's in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' my dick

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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 07, 2013, 07:57:35 PM
What the shit dick?
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 07, 2013, 08:06:16 PM
They missed some really good Police covers:

Every Dick You Take
Wrapped Around My Dick
Every Little Thing My Dick Does Is Magic
My Dick In A Bottle
Walking On My Dick
De Do Do Do, De Dick Dick Dick
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 07, 2013, 08:07:52 PM
Gotta save something for the second album.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 07, 2013, 10:18:29 PM
Quote
He says "Bill, I believe my dick's killin' me,"
as my dick ran away from his face,
"Well, I'm sure my dick could be a movie star,
if my dick could get out of my dick."

:lol
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 07, 2013, 11:11:08 PM
:bow Fields of Dick :bow2
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 07, 2013, 11:21:10 PM
:rofl Dick in Heaven

fuck this album is too good
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2013, 12:43:39 AM
dick in heaven is beautiful
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Post by: benjipwns on January 08, 2013, 12:53:52 AM
All I can say is that my dick is pretty dick.
I like watching my dick gather dick.
And all my dick can do is just dick some dick for two.
And state my dick of view, my dick's not sane.

My dick's not saaaaaaaaane.
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Post by: benjipwns on January 08, 2013, 12:59:17 AM
What's Up, My Dick?  :rofl
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 08, 2013, 05:47:18 AM
No Dick is dick city.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 08, 2013, 05:54:10 AM
Ok, this is great.

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Post by: Groogrux on January 08, 2013, 10:13:13 AM
This might be the greatest thing ever.
Title: Can't start a fire without my dick This dick's for hire Just dancing in my dick
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 08, 2013, 10:13:45 AM
Ironic Dick combines their lyrical prowess with Alanis' PMS. So... Beautiful...
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Post by: Groogrux on January 08, 2013, 10:17:56 AM
Would you hold my dick,
If you saw it in heaven?

:lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Can't start a fire without my dick This dick's for hire Just dancing in my dick
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 08, 2013, 10:18:52 AM
Fast Dick :rofl

Finally, the song can stop being a bummer.
Title: Can't start a fire without my dick This dick's for hire Just dancing in my dick
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 08, 2013, 10:20:05 AM
It's not merely swapping words that floors me, but his delivery... :rofl
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 08, 2013, 11:23:09 AM
My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release for Album of the Year. :bow2
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2013, 12:06:30 PM
for dick of the dick
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2013, 12:56:35 PM
I'm gonna harden my dick
I'm gonna swallow my dick

Feel my dick rise
When you kiss my dick
Among the fields of dick

also I think Dick in Heaven could supplant the Mr. Show sketch as the go-to takedown of that horrible song
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Post by: Huff on January 08, 2013, 01:25:24 PM
Piano Dick is my personal fav. Going to spam this on facebook
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Post by: Spurgeon on January 08, 2013, 01:59:21 PM
The voice of a generation.

Here's an interview: http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-01/frisky-qa-new-band-my-dick-replaces-popular-song-lyrics-with-my-dick/ (http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-01/frisky-qa-new-band-my-dick-replaces-popular-song-lyrics-with-my-dick/)

Quote
There were quite a few which didn’t make the cut as well, including some favorites of mine, “Invisible Dick,” “Kokomo-Dick,” and “Cum On Feel My Dick.”

 :lol
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 08, 2013, 02:11:50 PM
The next album should have Dick Me Maybe and Dick to Rise.
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Post by: benjipwns on January 08, 2013, 02:51:57 PM
there's a dick outside your window
and it's a dick of dread and fear

and my dick won't be in africa this christmas time
and the greatest dick they'll get this year is life

DO THEY KNOW IT'S MY DICK TIME AT ALL?

feeeeeeeeddddddd myyyyy diccckkkkk

LET THEM KNOW IT'S MY DICK TIME
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Post by: Shaka Khan on January 08, 2013, 03:03:47 PM
I don't why I shared this on FB, not only did it not get a single like or comment, but I got a scathing PM from someone for posting it. I can also swear I lost a few friends. :lol

Doesn't matter, still worth it. :rock
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2013, 03:17:01 PM
yeah, most people I've shown this to have found it INCREDIBLY MOVINGLY HILARIOUS

but a few just shrug it off and are like, "I don't see what the big deal is"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
clearly not looking at MY DICK
[close]
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 08, 2013, 03:52:20 PM
Shaka: "Hey guys check out My Dick!"

Shaka's Friends: *unfriend*
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 08, 2013, 08:53:23 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 08, 2013, 02:11:50 PM
The next album should have Dick Me Maybe and Dick to Rise.
Win. :rofl
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Post by: DCharlieJP on January 08, 2013, 09:20:58 PM
The opening to Baker Dick is incredible
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 08, 2013, 09:38:55 PM
I know, I've had it stuck in my head all morning  :'(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2013, 10:21:26 PM
I'm very curious whether someone, preferably an older person, would recognize what was going on if you played this album at medium volume during a dinner party.  :lol
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 08, 2013, 10:49:28 PM
jesus.  wut
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 09, 2013, 12:44:21 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2013, 10:21:26 PM
I'm very curious whether someone, preferably an older person, would recognize what was going on if you played this album at medium volume during a dinner party.  :lol

Challenge accepted.

My mom never listens to lyrics.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2013, 12:50:27 AM
My mom can't comprehend what singers are saying if the song was released after 1989; that's like her musical comprehension cut off year. I'm definitely playing this album next time I go to their house to fix something  :lol
Title: Can't start a fire without my dick This dick's for hire Just dancing in my dick
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 09, 2013, 04:51:45 AM
Haha, Bore bros saving me face. :heart

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 08, 2013, 03:41:47 PM
Seriously?  :lol

Yeah, this is what happens when a lot of your university acquaintances are young Christians who's life goal is to travel the world and spread the word of god. I was basically chastised for having her god-praising timeline disrupted by My Dick.
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Post by: Groogrux on January 09, 2013, 07:10:06 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 09, 2013, 04:51:45 AM
Yeah, this is what happens when a lot of your university acquaintances are young Christians who's life goal is to travel the world and spread the word of god. I was basically chastised for having her god-praising timeline disrupted by My Dick.

:rofl

Some people have no sense of humor.
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 09, 2013, 07:18:57 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 09, 2013, 04:51:45 AM
Haha, Bore bros saving me face. :heart

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 08, 2013, 03:41:47 PM
Seriously?  :lol

Yeah, this is what happens when a lot of your university acquaintances are young Christians who's life goal is to travel the world and spread the word of god. I was basically chastised for having her god-praising timeline disrupted by My Dick.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

i swear most of my family has me on ignore on facebook because i of what i post
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Post by: Reb on January 09, 2013, 07:36:42 AM
About facebook Boreo's: I keep seeing obvious bore-bro's popping up in the suggestions, but I don't know who they are on the Board.
Shaka, send me a list of all people you can name!
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Post by: DCharlieJP on January 09, 2013, 10:22:26 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2013, 10:21:26 PM
I'm very curious whether someone, preferably an older person, would recognize what was going on if you played this album at medium volume during a dinner party.  :lol

I had it on yesterday - wife was humming along blissfully unaware until I asked if she liked My Dick
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2013, 11:57:52 AM
And her response?
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 10, 2013, 10:56:36 AM
I don't really get it, tbh. is the joke that boys enjoy discussing their penises and like to inject them into conversations even where they're not relevant?
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 10, 2013, 11:03:39 AM
Quote from: The Sceneman on January 08, 2013, 09:38:55 PM
I know, I've had a dick in my head all morning  :'(
Fixed for ya.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2013, 01:30:13 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 10, 2013, 10:56:36 AM
I don't really get it, tbh. is the joke that boys enjoy discussing their penises and like to inject them into conversations even where they're not relevant?

Everything's better with dick.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on January 10, 2013, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2013, 11:57:52 AM
And her response?

She ignored my dick

And then got my dick to do some chores
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Post by: Great Rumbler on January 10, 2013, 02:00:07 PM
Quote from: DCharlieJP on January 10, 2013, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2013, 11:57:52 AM
And her response?

And then got my dick to do some chores

Tell us more about these...chores.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2013, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 10, 2013, 02:00:07 PM
Quote from: DCharlieJP on January 10, 2013, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2013, 11:57:52 AM
And her response?

And then got my dick to do some chores

Tell us more about these...chores.
He shafted his chores, which involved dick. While his wife did squat, he dicked around with his tool until Wang came over.