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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Steve Contra on January 08, 2013, 12:34:08 PM

Title: Hair>Guns
Post by: Steve Contra on January 08, 2013, 12:34:08 PM: http://gawker.com/5974030/oregon-man-arrested-for-choking-girlfriend-with-his-own-dreadlocks (http://gawker.com/5974030/oregon-man-arrested-for-choking-girlfriend-with-his-own-dreadlocks)

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Title: Re: Hair>Guns
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 08, 2013, 12:50:30 PM: If hair becomes outlawed, then only outlaws will have hair.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on January 08, 2013, 01:40:40 PM: I don't want to ban all hair, just hairstyles that can kill more effectively.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2013, 01:55:20 PM: we need to ban clips that can hold a full ponytail. no one needs more styling than you get from a barrette.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 08, 2013, 02:01:02 PM: I told you idiots that if someone wanted to kill a person that they'd find a way.
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Post by: Yeti on January 08, 2013, 07:06:23 PM: If only there has been a good guy with concealed carry dreadlocks to stop him. :'(
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 08, 2013, 07:57:50 PM: You can bet the sales of Soul Glo are gonna go through the roof.
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Post by: bachikarn on January 08, 2013, 08:03:46 PM: Hair doesn't kill people. People kill people.
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 08, 2013, 08:08:18 PM: People with hair.
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 08, 2013, 08:10:19 PM: If we just gave everybody dreadlocks this wouldn't happen. We've been brainwashed by the liberal media and their shampoo advertisers.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 08, 2013, 08:20:52 PM: The Kingston Strangler is dreaded all over the world. (http://www.cbc.ca/ontheisland/images/ron-maclean-cbc.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 08, 2013, 08:31:42 PM: With Troy Polomanu's hair, you could knock people out and hide the body.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2013, 08:59:31 PM: why didn't we listen

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Title: Re: Hair>Guns
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 08, 2013, 09:15:32 PM: Clearly, we should station men with dreadlocks in every school.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on January 08, 2013, 09:17:09 PM: That's why I never go downtown, hair is dangerous
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2013, 11:36:42 PM: You know what's more dangerous than guns and hair? Asking a woman if she's wearing a weave
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Post by: chronovore on January 09, 2013, 12:45:00 AM: Next, they'll come for the hair clinics, and you'll have to get a license for Rogaine, just to maintain what you've already got.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2013, 05:48:23 AM: Most people who carry a wig for self-defense end up getting their wig snatched and used against them.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 09, 2013, 08:56:57 AM: I for one am just disgusted by people trying to politicize the issue- it's disrespectful to all the victims out there.