Aw sheeit an SA tradition invades The Bore! I'm in. :hyper
(http://i.imgur.com/cDOWF.jpg)
You guys realize this is all fake, right?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn4RP57Y7bw
It's an updated Rape of the Sabine Women. Although no actual rape took place in the earlier version, as Romans were actually quite romantic for a bunch of oleaginous wops.(http://i.imgur.com/cDOWF.jpg)
That's a pretty large gay orgy.
What do I have to do besides entering?
Why do you get punished if your entrant wins? That seems backwards to me.
Unlike other forms of entertainment, the language of pro wrestling remained a mystery for decades. This shouldn't be a surprise considering wrestling promoters tried to conceal the fact that its matches were predetermined. However, even today, most of the terms and phrases that define the culture of pro wrestling are rarely used on air.
What's funny about the secretive nature of pro wrestling is that many fans, myself included, had to invent terms for concepts that we witnessed every week. Throughout this article, I'll occasionally throw in the terms that I used as a boy to define pro wrestling. Take a closer look at 10 terms every pro wrestling fan should know.
Jobber
This term describes a wrestler who always loses. It is derived from the verb "to job" which means to lose in wrestling. Hence, a jobber is one who always loses. Growing up, my family and I called these wrestlers "chumps."
Over
A wrestler who is over elicits a crowd reaction. It is important to note that this term encompasses both positive and negative feedback. In pro wrestling, it really doesn't matter why someone is over.
Push
Sometimes a wrestler has difficulty getting over so the promotion gives him a strong storyline to help make this happen. A push is the term used to define the act of a promotion to help a wrestler in this way.
Kayfabe
The term kayfabe means that we are led to believe something about a wrestler's life is true when it really isn't. One of the best examples of this is Kane. When the WWE tells us that he is the Undertaker's brother, that is kayfabe.
Mark
For most of its history, this term was used to describe a fan who believed that wrestling was real. It is definitely a derisive term. Today, it is hard to believe there are really any marks left. However, during my childhood, I was a mark!
Smart
This term is the opposite of mark. A smart wrestling fan knows the business is entertainment. Lately however, the terms have melded into "smark" which defines a fan who knows wrestling is entertainment, but loves it anyway.
Face
A face, or "babyface," is the hero in a match. Usually, a face follows the rules and is popular with wrestling fans. I just called them "good guys" as a child. However, since the Attitude Era of the WWE, a face can also be a rulebreaker.
Heel
This term should not be a surprise, even to non-wrestling fans. In movies, this term was used to describe the villain. In wrestling, the heel is usually not a crowd favorite and is a cheater. To me, heels were "bad guys."
Work
The term work describes 99.9% of everything we see in pro wrestling. A work can be the finish of a match, a heated confrontation or a bad decision by the referee. So what is not a work?
Shoot
A shoot is anything that is real and not scripted. However, the best worked interviews and promos look like shoots. When something is extremely well done, like CM Punk's Raw promo, fans debate whether it was a work or a shoot.
I never realized wrestling had such a robust lexicon, how fun! Although I am a little disappointed that being a jobber has nothing to do with blowjobs or handjobs.
himu getting 28 is suspect
himu getting 28 is suspect
He's doomed himself then...you don't want to be winner!
No way #10 is winning. I'm in the clear. :pimp
looks gay
I'm in but I can't watch the match live because of poverty.
Chairman Of The Board :bow
Mamacint - 2Dangerous number to draw :o
The Rock is wrestling again?
is it just me but is the youtube stream of the pre-show slow as shit
is it just me but is the youtube stream of the pre-show slow as shit
http://www.wwe.com/inside/livestream
Preshow match is starting.
i find it considerably better.
I'm watching wrestling because this is my punishment for living so degeneratively.
watch the streams i posted ffs
I hope Miz is okay :(
anyone got a link to a stream?
Fuck it; paid for a year's worth of streams at bigevents.tv. Perfect lag free stream now.
At what time does the actual rumble starts?
Fuck it; paid for a year's worth of streams at bigevents.tv. Perfect lag free stream now.
mind sending me a link?
At what time does the actual rumble starts?
it's like the last thing
why would you pay for bigevents just use that site i told u all ffs
EDIT: I thought The Miz was the new face of WWE? What happened?
You'd think Kane has earned enough stripes to be a full time Main Eventer by now.
EDIT: I thought The Miz was the new face of WWE? What happened?
Fuck no.
OK so what happened?
Spoilers on four possible Rumble entrants. They all worked a show nearby over the weekend and are in the area:spoiler (click to show/hide)Chris Masters, Shane (Hurricane) Healms, Carlito, and Shelton Benjamin.[close]
LOL I take it Santino is a "heel" then? :P
Where are ya'all watching this? Wonder if theres a streaming service that works on the iphone. Veetle used to work iirc.
WHY ISN'T GOLDUST BACK FULL TIME
bork link me to skyfire
bork please pm me a better link
who is this ugly motherfucker
bo dallas
Well folks, start planning my shame.
Go Cena! He does a lot of awesome Make A Wish work! He is killing professional wrestling but at least he is charitable.
Did they just say Divas sometimes wrestle in this? that would be awesome to see.
FUCK YOU, HIMURO. THIS NUMBER SUCKED DICK.
This Rumbles great
What's Jin doing there?
Ryback's going to win.
Doesn't matter- the rumble itself was still awesome.
If John Cena wins the Rumble, I will change my name to Babs Bates: The Babelicious Babe and record myself doing "You can't see me!" and screaming,"POOP POOP PEE PEE" at the grocery store.
MOTHER FUCKER.
THIS WAS MY BET AT SOMETHING AWFUL.QuoteIf John Cena wins the Rumble, I will change my name to Babs Bates: The Babelicious Babe and record myself doing "You can't see me!" and screaming,"POOP POOP PEE PEE" at the grocery store.
It wasMOTHER FUCKER.
THIS WAS MY BET AT SOMETHING AWFUL.QuoteIf John Cena wins the Rumble, I will change my name to Babs Bates: The Babelicious Babe and record myself doing "You can't see me!" and screaming,"POOP POOP PEE PEE" at the grocery store.
why would you bet that???
I'm done with dirt sheets. I was PROMISED Shelton Benjamin but they wasted GOOD spots on jobbers like Khali and Santino.
More imporantly, if Cener wins I wont buy any of the PPVs this year and I typically buy Extreme Rules, WrestleMania, Summer Slam, and Survivor Series.
Bloodwake will from henceforth be named Dr. Thugonomics and have Cena be his avatar. His sig should be HLR for Hustle. Loyalty. Respect.
LOL, you SERIOUSLY thought Cena wasn't going to win Himu?
Bloodwake will from henceforth be named Dr. Thugonomics and have Cena be his avatar. His sig should be HLR for Hustle. Loyalty. Respect.
What's next? I have some shit to download
All terrible Yazeed.
This is your new av Blood.
(http://www.the-coli.com/mysmiliesvb/mysmilie_2678.gif)
Is punk still SxE? don't know how someone could wrestle for a living without meat.
who is the old guy in the suit?
GUESS ON MAIN EVENT;
Shield attack Punk, Rock wins (http://www.the-coli.com/mysmiliesvb/mysmilie_2678.gif)
Cena winning Rumble confirms it: Rock vs Punk 2 at Mania. ::)
Even as a ghost possessing that table, Sin Cara can’t stop botching.
why did it just turn dark?
One wrong prediction out of five. I AM GREATEST OF ALL TIME!Nope no run-ins.
OK, that means he loses it in the Elimination Chamber and starts his Cena feud.
:lol what? He's talking it all the way to Wrestlemania.
One wrong prediction out of five. I AM GREATEST OF ALL TIME!Nope no run-ins.
OK, that means he loses it in the Elimination Chamber and starts his Cena feud.
:lol what? He's talking it all the way to Wrestlemania.
He doesn't have to. They don't need a championship for Cena-Rock again. But he could certainly keep it until then, sure. We know Cena is winning that match too.
You think they can just do Cena vs Rock 2? It's wont be once in a lifetime without the title!
And Himu wonders why I gave up on wrestling long ago.
so is it over then?
so is it over then?
That's it. Tune into RAW tomorrow for the same ol' shit!
i dont even care anymore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg0uEVzknxEThat sound at 1:33 sounds very much like he shoved a remote up his ass
Reading gaf for meltdowns. Lots of people saying they're quitting wrestling as a hobby :rofl
Wrassle GAF overreacts to everything. Even though Cena won the Rumble, this was probably the best worked Rumble in years and WAY better than last year's show. All the matches were good. Even the Rumble match was great other than the outcome.
Wrassle GAF overreacts to everything. Even though Cena won the Rumble, this was probably the best worked Rumble in years and WAY better than last year's show. All the matches were good. Even the Rumble match was great other than the outcome.