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Title: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 13, 2013, 04:32:15 AM
199 before ps4/720 with a bundled game and a promise of some major big budget zelda overhaul/metroid/new high budget hardcore ip.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Momo on January 13, 2013, 05:05:43 AM
The ability to choose anyone on this planet to give me blowjobs for a day, all day, everyday for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Damian79 on January 13, 2013, 05:20:40 AM
Last Story 2 and Xenoblade Chronicles 2.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: originalz on January 13, 2013, 05:46:07 AM
Just any steady stream of good software, I guess.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MCD on January 13, 2013, 06:37:16 AM
zelda, optimize the shitty OS, maybe make it smaller because the design is too long(?), one controller for everything instead of the mess currently (wiimote, pro and gamepad WTF IS THIS SHIT), more uguu titles, fire miyamoto and iwata, ban andrex
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Momo on January 13, 2013, 07:16:11 AM
But serious answer, they had me at monster hunter. The question isnt if it's when
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 13, 2013, 08:14:49 AM
Theoretically they could do a lot of things but realistically they won't do any of those things so the answer is nothing.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: iconoclast on January 13, 2013, 08:18:39 AM
An exclusive action game from Valhalla
An exclusive action game from Platinum
F-Zero U
An exclusive wrestling game from Spike, provided it's not dumbed down garbage like Fire Pro XBLA
A new, proper Steel Battalion
New shumps from Cave or Grev
A Raizing collection with leaderboards and downloadable replays.

Somehow, one of these things actually happened. :(
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 13, 2013, 08:43:49 AM
F Zero U. You got taste Iconoclast.

That and 199.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Don Flamenco on January 13, 2013, 10:17:35 AM
Wonderful 101, Bayonetta 2, the next Mario game from the Galaxy team, and a deep price cut.

Or I guess if my son still wants one next Xmas.


I bet Bayonetta 2 and W101 both flop, unfortunately.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: archnemesis on January 13, 2013, 10:24:01 AM
I got mine for playing Wii games in HD without having to worry about configuration problems and poor emulation. Neither of the two Wii U games I own (Mario and Nintendo Land) are particularly fun for me, but others seem to like them. If I were to get it for playing Wii U games then it would need 2 or 3 really good RPGs or strategy games. One Fire Emblem game isn't enough.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 13, 2013, 10:43:04 AM
But serious answer, they had me at monster hunter. The question isnt if it's when

:bow
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: bork on January 13, 2013, 10:52:22 AM
GAMES, what else?  The only Wii-only title I have any real interest in is Bayonetta 2, and that's not enough to make me buy the console.  I figure the sales will suck and Platinum will go back to making Bayonetta for the other systems.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 13, 2013, 10:53:59 AM
a new metroid game? and not some fucking team ninja abomination.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: tiesto on January 13, 2013, 11:07:48 AM
$300+ worth of GameStop gift cards burning a hole in my pocket and nothing else to use them for. (hence why I have one now)
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 11:12:12 AM
honestly? gamecube on virtual console
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Fifstar on January 13, 2013, 11:12:42 AM
A big win in the lottery.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 13, 2013, 11:16:56 AM
$199 and I might pop, to play the handful of Wii games I'm interested in, and whatever there is for Wii U by then.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 13, 2013, 11:27:33 AM
severe mental distinguished mentally-challenged, which is why i own one
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 11:29:53 AM
As ever, three games I want to play.  I don't think I'll have to worry about that anytime soon.  Also, with what's happened to Zelda it's not a guarantee to make that list anymore, which is really, really sad.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: bork on January 13, 2013, 11:32:52 AM
GAMES, what else?  The only Wii-only title I have any real interest in is Bayonetta 2, and that's not enough to make me buy the console.  I figure the sales will suck and Platinum will go back to making Bayonetta for the other systems.

I'm not sure you understand what happened with Bayo 2.  Unless SEGA sells the IP or Sony/MS pay for another one, this is probably where Bayo ends.  Especially if it bombs.

I hope Rising does well because I suspect Platinum will be in shit if it doesn't. TW101 and Bayo sure aren't going to sell well enough to ensure future publishing deals.

No, I know what's up with Bayonetta 2- that Sega is the IP owner and that Nintendo partnered with Platinum to get the game made- but I still have hope.   :'(
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 13, 2013, 11:37:23 AM
To the people that have one already: please pretend its your kids fault.

As ever, three games I want to play.  I don't think I'll have to worry about that anytime soon.  Also, with what's happened to Zelda it's not a guarantee to make that list anymore, which is really, really sad.

Yeah just Zelda wont cut it for me. It has to be a huge improvement and something new.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 11:50:42 AM
Just Zelda and two more games (Bayonetta 2 and a console Fire Emblem?) would cut it for me, but not if it's gonna be another shitty Zelda like Skyward Sword.  What a fucking turd that game was.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Diunx on January 13, 2013, 11:55:38 AM
Metal Gear Solid 5 exclusive.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 13, 2013, 12:01:03 PM
I was hoping there'd be some sort of Fallout game, but Bethesda has pretty much come right out and said they've written off the Wii U.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 12:05:14 PM
I was hoping there'd be some sort of Fallout game, but Bethesda has pretty much come right out and said they've written off the Wii U.

Using the wii u pad as an pip boy would have been fucking bad ass :(
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 13, 2013, 12:05:19 PM
199 before ps4/720 with a bundled game and a promise of some major big budget zelda overhaul/metroid/new high budget hardcore ip.

I own a Wii U.  Don't own a Wii U.

Probably the laziest/most half assed console ever put out by a major console manufacturer.  Maybe since the PC-FX.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Sho Nuff on January 13, 2013, 01:27:29 PM
Shen Mue III

OH NO HE DI-IH
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 13, 2013, 01:33:26 PM
GAMES, what else?  The only Wii-only title I have any real interest in is Bayonetta 2, and that's not enough to make me buy the console.  I figure the sales will suck and Platinum will go back to making Bayonetta for the other systems.

I'm not sure you understand what happened with Bayo 2.  Unless SEGA sells the IP or Sony/MS pay for another one, this is probably where Bayo ends.  Especially if it bombs.

I hope Rising does well because I suspect Platinum will be in shit if it doesn't. TW101 and Bayo sure aren't going to sell well enough to ensure future publishing deals.

Nintendo buys Platinum. :uguu

So many possible Ninhater meltdowns... omg.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 13, 2013, 01:45:45 PM
Considering how many games Platinum sells, not that many Andrex  :munch
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 13, 2013, 02:18:06 PM
Considering how many games Platinum sells, not that many Andrex  :munch

*looks at Bayo 2 announcement thread*

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggghhhhhtt...
Title: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Huff on January 13, 2013, 02:20:50 PM
I always chuckle when Andrex brings up  platinum
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: headwalk on January 13, 2013, 02:33:17 PM
Considering how many games Platinum sells, not that many Andrex  :munch

*looks at Bayo 2 announcement thread*

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggghhhhhtt...

if bayonetta 2 doesn't appear in the NPD top 10 on release you're never allowed to talk about nintendo again.

let platinum have someone to share their regret with.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 02:33:34 PM
I always chuckle when Andrex brings up  platinum

You mean the developer whose games he had no interest in until they started producing games on Nintendo platforms?
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 13, 2013, 02:35:43 PM
Platinum is the first good developer since the SNES days that has a somewhat good shot of aligning with Nintendo.  In the past they had to deal with crap (Left Field, Silicon Knights, Cing, etc.)
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: headwalk on January 13, 2013, 02:39:58 PM
Platinum is the first good developer since the SNES days that has a somewhat good shot of aligning with Nintendo.  In the past they had to deal with crap (Left Field, Silicon Knights, Cing, etc.)

they had capcom's best creative burst since 3D happened and still managed to fuck it up.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: cool breeze on January 13, 2013, 02:46:24 PM
severe mental distinguished mentally-challenged, which is why i own one

co-sign
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 13, 2013, 02:49:39 PM
Platinum is the first good developer since the SNES days that has a somewhat good shot of aligning with Nintendo.  In the past they had to deal with crap (Left Field, Silicon Knights, Cing, etc.)

Monolith Soft

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Rare on the N64.
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Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2013, 02:52:12 PM
Persona 4-2
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 13, 2013, 03:08:12 PM
I always chuckle when Andrex brings up  platinum

You mean the developer whose games he had no interest in until they started producing games on Nintendo platforms?

Their first ever game was MadWorld, their second was Infinite Space. :derp

:lol
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: SantaC on January 13, 2013, 03:16:59 PM
Platinum is the first good developer since the SNES days that has a somewhat good shot of aligning with Nintendo.  In the past they had to deal with crap (Left Field, Silicon Knights, Cing, etc.)

REmake dude.

I still think REmake was more fun than RE4.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 03:21:27 PM
WiiU isn't region-free, so there probably isn't a whole lot they could do. Nintendo properties don't interest me, either.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: tiesto on January 13, 2013, 03:23:28 PM
WiiU isn't region-free, so there probably isn't a whole lot they could do. Nintendo properties don't interest me, either.

Well, Nintendo systems are usually pretty easy to mod to play imports on them.. hopefully the hackers are cracking on the Wii-U.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Steve Contra on January 13, 2013, 03:40:11 PM
Fun games.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 13, 2013, 03:43:43 PM
Can the Wii U play Wii games in HD?

Not that it makes a big difference since resolution was just a small part of why Wii games looked like crap but I just couldn't think of many reasons right now.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 13, 2013, 03:46:00 PM
Can the Wii U play Wii games in HD?

Not that it makes a big difference since resolution was just a small part of why Wii games looked like crap but I just couldn't think of many reasons right now.

It upscales them, but it doesn't up-res them. It looks nicer than playing on a Wii would, but not nearly as nice as Dolphin. If that's what you're wondering.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 03:50:09 PM
calling platinum ag ood dev? lol
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: archie4208 on January 13, 2013, 04:21:57 PM
Considering how many games Platinum sells, not that many Andrex  :munch

*looks at Bayo 2 announcement thread*

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggghhhhhtt...

You realize GAF is a tiny modicum of the vidya market that has a bias towards smaller, niche, games and doesn't represent the industry as a whole, right?

Or did I just get tricked?
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 04:41:03 PM
using gaf as some kind of measure of a games popularity.  :lol

those distinguished mentally-challenged fellows prob still think persona sells 1 million copies statewide
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 13, 2013, 04:41:30 PM
Remember the time that GAF boycotted Kane and Lynch and it wound up failing because of it?
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 13, 2013, 05:13:29 PM
Considering how many games Platinum sells, not that many Andrex  :munch

*looks at Bayo 2 announcement thread*

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggghhhhhtt...

You realize GAF is a tiny modicum of the vidya market that has a bias towards smaller, niche, games and doesn't represent the industry as a whole, right?

Or did I just get tricked?

Since I was talking about meltdowns, I was inferring that they would come from mostly people who know who Platinum are, which is basically a large overlapping set with the GAF crowd. So, yes.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 05:14:09 PM
andrex literally no one IRL knows who platinum are or what bayonetta is. thats archies point
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 13, 2013, 05:23:59 PM
andrex literally no one IRL knows who platinum are or what bayonetta is. thats archies point

OK, and that literally has nothing to do with what I said.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 13, 2013, 05:26:56 PM
Ok Andy you win, GAF would melt.

Youre already playing the best game available on all Nintendo consoles since the N64 "Megaton: what if, wait till"
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 05:31:22 PM
yes but my point andrex is that what you perceive as a meltdown is nothing more than some basement dwelling nerds caring and no one of real worth.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 05:51:29 PM
Platinum's upcoming "best selling Platinum game of all time" will do well, but not because of Platinum.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 13, 2013, 06:12:06 PM
yes but my point andrex is that what you perceive as a meltdown is nothing more than some basement dwelling nerds caring and no one of real worth.

That's all a meltdown ever is.

Preach.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 06:56:01 PM
platinum aren't idiots so nintendo mustve paid them alot to waste time on bayonetta 2 since it wouldnt have sold much anyways
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 13, 2013, 07:00:40 PM
Actually by many accounts the game had quite a bit done already before Sega pulled the rug out.

Also, it's most likely that Platinum and Nintendo share many friends. I mean, Sakurai and Kamiya most prominently.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 13, 2013, 07:06:53 PM
calling platinum ag ood dev? lol
They are'nt good. They are great.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 13, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
platinum aren't idiots so nintendo mustve paid them alot to waste time on bayonetta 2 since it wouldnt have sold much anyways

A million and a half worldwide.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: maxy on January 13, 2013, 07:11:31 PM
platinum aren't idiots so nintendo mustve paid them alot to waste time on bayonetta 2 since it wouldnt have sold much anyways

 :wag :wag :wag
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 07:30:26 PM
bayonetta is the worst game i've played this gen next to saints row.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 07:37:42 PM
bayonetta is the worst game i've played this gen next to saints row.

What about Fallout 3?  All those subways, so scary!  ::)

This is why you should have stayed lepered.  It's not that you're a troll, it's that you're a BORING, SHITTY, PREDICTABLE troll.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 07:39:49 PM
yes sorry i have a opinion forgive me all games are great A+++++ would play again
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 07:45:07 PM
It's just that your opinions are always so stupid.  Fortunately, you don't have a history of trolling for trolling's sake, so we can always be sure that what you're presenting is your honest, heartfelt opinion!
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 08:00:38 PM
i find you pretty rude and your unwillingness to accept my taste in childrens entertainment troubling
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: bork on January 13, 2013, 08:17:40 PM
bayonetta is the worst game i've played this gen next to saints row.

 :dur
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: maxy on January 13, 2013, 08:27:23 PM
What do you think about Uncharted,Mr.Method?
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 08:29:02 PM
uncharted 3 was gash, uncharted 2 was fun but overrated, uncharted 1 is prob GOTG
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: maxy on January 13, 2013, 08:44:34 PM
What do you think about this post?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508178

Quote
Replaying Jak 2, it's apparent Naughty Dog simply got lucky with Uncharted

By lucky I mean they obviously stumbled into a style of gameplay that they're actually competent at making (excuse me . . . copying). Jak 2 is such a bumbling, poorly designed game that if it weren't for the good will engendered by the first game in the series the company deserved to crash and burn after the offensiveness of Jak 2. It's an incompetently executed knock off of the GTA formula that failed as a game after the the studio was capable of making a competent knock-off of the Mario formula with the first game.

Obviously, with Uncharted, ND discovered that they apparently had the skill set to actually pull off a competent knock off of the third person cover shooter and probably held a party at the office celebrating that they'd found a gameplay mechanic they could execute with some finesse.

Now, following this logic it's quite obvious why "The Last of Us" - judging by all released media to date - seems to play in a highly similar fashion to Uncharted. They're not quite ready to move on to something different for fear of giving up the one game mechanic they've found themselves capable of actually delivering with. Of course, this begs the question . . . how long can Naughty Dog milk this style of gameplay before gamers realize they're a one-trick pony? Will the management actually risk trying something completely different on PS4, and thus exposing the company as incapable of making anything beyond this one style of game in a competent manner?
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 08:46:20 PM
contrary to popular belief im not a sony fanbrat. i could care lessa bout naughty dog
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: mjemirzian on January 13, 2013, 10:00:05 PM
I'll wait to see what Bayo 2 is like before getting a Wii U. Not sure what Fire Emblem or SRW will be like on the Wii U either.

I liked Bayonetta except for all the button mashing finishers and some of the QTEs. And I wish they'd patched the Kilgore rocket glitch.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: The Sceneman on January 13, 2013, 10:15:44 PM
the worst part is that your score gets fucked over if you die during a QTE sequence
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MrSingh on January 13, 2013, 10:21:00 PM
If someone threatens to take a huge dump in my mouth.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 11:10:39 PM
If someone threatens to take a huge dump in my mouth.

This is a pretty good answer, honestly
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 11:20:10 PM
I think I'd take the dump over a WiiU.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 13, 2013, 11:45:12 PM
yes, but bayo 2 is kinda like some post-coprophagous ballplay
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Positive Touch on January 14, 2013, 01:12:30 AM
i would buy one if it'd mean everyone would stop fucking talking about magical scenarios thatd keep this thing from a massive bomb
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 14, 2013, 01:13:48 AM
i would buy one if it'd mean everyone would stop fucking talking about magical scenarios thatd keep this thing from a massive bomb

There is not a big enough bro fist to convey how much I like this post.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: iconoclast on January 14, 2013, 02:29:02 AM
The worst thing about Bayonetta are the Alfheim missions - or rather, how you're forced to play them whenever you want to play for score/Pure Platinum ranking. I don't want to throw the entire concept under the bus because a lot of them are fun combat arenas, but there are also a bunch of them that put stupid, arbitrary limitations on you that are absolutely no fun to complete, let alone score well on. Button mashing finishers also suck because the faster you mash, the more points you get, so you have to hammer some button ALL THE TIME. And of course everything involving vehicles is god awful.


It's a good game though. Of course I'm going to wait for more footage and info about Bayonetta 2 before buying a Wiiu, but it should be excellent if they were able to identify all of the problems and bad design choices in the original.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 14, 2013, 03:01:17 AM
When I can get it used for 100 bux on Craigslist.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Trent Dole on January 14, 2013, 03:46:23 AM
i find you pretty rude and your unwillingness to accept my taste in childrens entertainment troubling
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: cool breeze on January 14, 2013, 03:52:39 AM
The worst thing about Bayonetta are the Alfheim missions - or rather, how you're forced to play them whenever you want to play for score/Pure Platinum ranking. I don't want to throw the entire concept under the bus because a lot of them are fun combat arenas, but there are also a bunch of them that put stupid, arbitrary limitations on you that are absolutely no fun to complete, let alone score well on. Button mashing finishers also suck because the faster you mash, the more points you get, so you have to hammer some button ALL THE TIME. And of course everything involving vehicles is god awful.


It's a good game though. Of course I'm going to wait for more footage and info about Bayonetta 2 before buying a Wiiu, but it should be excellent if they were able to identify all of the problems and bad design choices in the original.

problem is usually when they identify and fix the problems you liked about the game. 

my expectation for bayonetta 2 is viewtiful joe 2 to viewtiful joe.  I'd be happy with that.  really, I'm more interested in wonderful 101
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Momo on January 14, 2013, 04:58:35 AM
i find you pretty rude and your unwillingness to accept my taste in childrens entertainment troubling
:lol :lol :lol
thats gold :lol
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: etiolate on January 14, 2013, 06:11:08 AM
A real Metroid title. Would be nice if it was from Retro. And if not from Retro, a new IP from Retro would be nice.

Oh and a price cut.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: hampster on January 14, 2013, 09:55:30 AM
Meaningful interaction with the 3DS would be nice. I already have two of them in my house so anything that makes them more useful would be welcome. What if Nintendoland, along with what was included, had a bunch of games built around the idea that each person has their own 3DS. My kid and several of her friends have them, they could all gather together and each have their own screen. Heck, even just being able to control Netflix with the 3DS while the gamepad is charging would be nice. Or browsing Miiverse

Not to mention the shit Sony is doing like Cross-buy. Doesn't Monster Hunter let you play co-op between the 3DS and WiiU? I might give the WiiU a second look once that is out. I never got into Monster Hunter on the PSP but I really did like God Eater. I think the addition of a lock on in the 3DS game (like God Eater had) might be enough to get me into it
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 14, 2013, 11:08:01 AM
Not to mention the shit Sony is doing like Cross-buy. Doesn't Monster Hunter let you play co-op between the 3DS and WiiU? I might give the WiiU a second look once that is out. I never got into Monster Hunter on the PSP but I really did like God Eater. I think the addition of a lock on in the 3DS game (like God Eater had) might be enough to get me into it

Yeah, you can play local multiplayer with the Wii U version with three other 3DS's. Or of course, if you're going 3DS only you can link up to four of them.

I don't know if the lock on thing is like you're imagining.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: hampster on January 14, 2013, 11:36:10 AM
Yeah, you can play local multiplayer with the Wii U version with three other 3DS's. Or of course, if you're going 3DS only you can link up to four of them.

I don't know if the lock on thing is like you're imagining.

In God Eater it locks on to the center of a monster so when targeting specific areas you need to line it up yourself. But it was useful for keeping track of the monsters as they rushed around. Doesn't the new Monster Hunter have a similar lock on? I remember 8-4 Play talking about it but maybe they were talking about a MH4 demo

That said the two game are very different. But enjoying God Eater makes me want to give MH a second look
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Sho Nuff on January 14, 2013, 12:50:25 PM
IF THAY MADE A GAME ABOUT THE OWL MOVIE. I WOULD GET WEEOO
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: tiesto on January 14, 2013, 01:07:01 PM
The worst thing about Bayonetta are the Alfheim missions - or rather, how you're forced to play them whenever you want to play for score/Pure Platinum ranking. I don't want to throw the entire concept under the bus because a lot of them are fun combat arenas, but there are also a bunch of them that put stupid, arbitrary limitations on you that are absolutely no fun to complete, let alone score well on. Button mashing finishers also suck because the faster you mash, the more points you get, so you have to hammer some button ALL THE TIME. And of course everything involving vehicles is god awful.


It's a good game though. Of course I'm going to wait for more footage and info about Bayonetta 2 before buying a Wiiu, but it should be excellent if they were able to identify all of the problems and bad design choices in the original.

problem is usually when they identify and fix the problems you liked about the game. 

my expectation for bayonetta 2 is viewtiful joe 2 to viewtiful joe.  I'd be happy with that.  really, I'm more interested in wonderful 101

I was interested in Wonderful 101 till I played it at NYCC. Seemed a bit too gimmicky for my tastes.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 14, 2013, 01:14:30 PM
The worst thing about Bayonetta are the Alfheim missions - or rather, how you're forced to play them whenever you want to play for score/Pure Platinum ranking. I don't want to throw the entire concept under the bus because a lot of them are fun combat arenas, but there are also a bunch of them that put stupid, arbitrary limitations on you that are absolutely no fun to complete, let alone score well on. Button mashing finishers also suck because the faster you mash, the more points you get, so you have to hammer some button ALL THE TIME. And of course everything involving vehicles is god awful.


It's a good game though. Of course I'm going to wait for more footage and info about Bayonetta 2 before buying a Wiiu, but it should be excellent if they were able to identify all of the problems and bad design choices in the original.

problem is usually when they identify and fix the problems you liked about the game. 

my expectation for bayonetta 2 is viewtiful joe 2 to viewtiful joe.  I'd be happy with that.  really, I'm more interested in wonderful 101

I was interested in Wonderful 101 till I played it at NYCC. Seemed a bit too gimmicky for my tastes.

What kind of game is it? I've never been able to tell from the screenshots.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 14, 2013, 01:20:31 PM
What kind of game is it? I've never been able to tell from the screenshots.

It's like an action-focused Pikmin. You coral a bunch of people to make giant fists and stuff to beat the bad guys, by drawing like a fist on the touchscreen. I think. TBH it's a hard game to understand even watching it being played
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 14, 2013, 01:38:58 PM
What kind of game is it? I've never been able to tell from the screenshots.

It's like an action-focused Pikmin. You coral a bunch of people to make giant fists and stuff to beat the bad guys, by drawing like a fist on the touchscreen. I think. TBH it's a hard game to understand even watching it being played

That's what I thought, thanks!

Pretty much confirms it's not something I'd be interested in.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 14, 2013, 02:08:47 PM
Somewhat ironically I'm more interested in it than Pikmin 3.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 14, 2013, 02:10:18 PM
I've never cared for RTS games, and I got that sort of vibe from what I'd seen.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 14, 2013, 02:29:57 PM
I don't really think it's much of an RTS aside from moving a bunch of people around.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 14, 2013, 02:30:48 PM
I don't really think it's much of an RTS aside from moving a bunch of people around.

Still likes enough of that core structure that it's not for me.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: tiesto on January 14, 2013, 02:51:42 PM
If you've ever played Kirby Mass Attack for DS, I'd chalk it up to being more like that than a traditional RTS (with base building and automatic combat and all that jazz).. you manage a small army and use special moves by drawing motions on the U screen (like, draw a line up to turn your guys into a sword). In the Comic Con demo I played, there's also a gimmicky first person part where you have to look down at the screen and solve a basic puzzle, and a few occasional buttomash QTEs.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: hampster on January 14, 2013, 04:31:53 PM
So Wonderful 101 is When Vikings Attack with super heroes instead of vikings?  :yuck

Vita wins again!
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 14, 2013, 06:27:17 PM
What are the odds on gamecube VC coming? Is there even a VC on the eshop yet?
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Tasty on January 14, 2013, 06:32:40 PM
Doubting Kamiya's game designs?  The lot of you :wag

Co- :wag

What are the odds on gamecube VC coming? Is there even a VC on the eshop yet?

When Nintendo gets desperate enough, sure. Should be any day now really.

And no.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 14, 2013, 06:35:48 PM
welp never getting a wiiu  :-\ :'( :'(
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: The Sceneman on January 14, 2013, 07:33:17 PM
I'm going to pick one up at the end of it's cycle when it should have a few good exclusive games. Otherwise I'm still perfectly happy with my Xbox
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 14, 2013, 07:43:39 PM
watching the Mario 64 speed run made me realize I'd love an HD Mario 64 remake that I can play with the Pro controller. Fix the camera, too.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: mjemirzian on January 14, 2013, 09:20:04 PM
The worst thing about Bayonetta are the Alfheim missions - or rather, how you're forced to play them whenever you want to play for score/Pure Platinum ranking. I don't want to throw the entire concept under the bus because a lot of them are fun combat arenas, but there are also a bunch of them that put stupid, arbitrary limitations on you that are absolutely no fun to complete, let alone score well on.
They all add some variety and challenge. There's nothing technically wrong with the vehicle sections either, they're all competent mini-games with responsive controls and their own scoring sections. If you think they're stupid/bad "just because".. well whatever.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: The Sceneman on January 14, 2013, 09:30:47 PM
I know the Wii Classic controller works with Mario 64 VC. Be silly if the Pro pad doesn't work, but this is Nintendo
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: cool breeze on January 14, 2013, 09:31:04 PM
watching the Mario 64 speed run made me realize I'd love an HD Mario 64 remake that I can play with the Pro controller. Fix the camera, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5nfZbKJIpk

the Mario 64 speed runs are incredible, and I couldn't pull off a fifth of the stuff they do.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: Huff on January 14, 2013, 09:40:41 PM
watching the Mario 64 speed run made me realize I'd love an HD Mario 64 remake that I can play with the Pro controller. Fix the camera, too.

counter-offer: mario 64 on the virtual console as-is, nothing added from the ds version, ain't fixin shit, might work with your pro controller, ten bucks

make it 20 and you have a deal

damnit
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: mjemirzian on January 14, 2013, 10:55:51 PM
Of course Nintendo fans don't want console wars, they're already feeling picked on and marginalized as it is.

I'm excited to see what the next gen has in store, but with a nice PC and more games than I could play in my lifetime right now, my interest in new systems isn't what it used to be.
Title: Re: What would make you buy the WiiU
Post by: iconoclast on January 15, 2013, 04:57:54 AM
They all add some variety and challenge. There's nothing technically wrong with the vehicle sections either, they're all competent mini-games with responsive controls and their own scoring sections. If you think they're stupid/bad "just because".. well whatever.

They do add variety, but they do not play to the game's strengths. Again, I'd have no problem with the Alfheims that place limitations on your moveset/abilities if they were one-off challenge rooms. They're fine to complete once as 'puzzles', but they are a chore replay. What's especially baffling about this is how Kamiya had already done it right with DMC: you never have to play a Secret Mission again once you've obtained the reward from it, and that's how it should be.

I don't like the vehicles sections because the stage design is repetitive and imo the mechanics are poor in comparison to the games they're trying to 'pay tribute to', but I still wouldn't want them in the game even if they were good. I play hack & slash action games because I want to hack & slash - everything else is filler.

It would be like playing Dodonpachi, and all of a sudden there's a platforming stage in between 1-3 and 1-4 because Ikeda thought Super Mario Bros was really cool. Nobody wants that.