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Title: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 15, 2013, 04:05:53 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/U6rW4.jpg)

:(

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27 years ago:

(http://i.imgur.com/r4rHv.jpg)
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Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Timber on January 15, 2013, 04:10:40 PM: Thought this dude was dead, tbh.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 15, 2013, 04:11:37 PM: I guess this means were old too :-\
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: etiolate on January 15, 2013, 04:26:26 PM: botox makes you fugly when you get old

betty white/maggie smith/ hellen mirren >>>> botoxicunts
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 15, 2013, 04:36:58 PM: Is that the same girl? :-\

Botox is horrible.
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: pilonv1 on January 15, 2013, 04:38:16 PM: He's also a tax evader
Title: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Huff on January 15, 2013, 05:00:24 PM: The first two movies are automatic watches when I see them on the tube.

He's not looking that great
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Rman on January 15, 2013, 05:24:09 PM: Aging sucks
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 15, 2013, 09:19:10 PM: Quote from: Borys on January 15, 2013, 04:14:24 PM
Whoa the girl did age well :drool

Jesus Christ... you're joking, right? Tell me you're joking.
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: drew on January 15, 2013, 10:57:03 PM: too bad the real Dundee is in a grave, cut down by SWAT in his prime because he wouldn't be disarmed, a damn shame.
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 15, 2013, 11:11:34 PM: Quote from: drew on January 15, 2013, 10:57:03 PM
too bad the real Dundee is in a grave, cut down by SWAT in his prime because he wouldn't be disarmed, a damn shame.

He was "cut down" by a police constable, after he ambushed and killed the constable's partner. Prior to this, he shot at two houses and was heard saying that Freemasons had kidnapped his two sons. While all this occurred, he was suffering from amphetamine intoxication.
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 15, 2013, 11:16:51 PM: drew :lol
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 15, 2013, 11:18:37 PM: :lol

thread redeemed, and drew's inevitable fate revealed
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: jiji on January 15, 2013, 11:41:06 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on January 15, 2013, 04:18:25 PM
If aging well means getting collagen and botox blasted into your face with a super soaker then i agree

The hands don't lie.
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: etiolate on January 15, 2013, 11:42:21 PM: it's like there's a game of dig-dug going on under her skin
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2013, 11:48:00 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 15, 2013, 09:19:10 PM
Quote from: Borys on January 15, 2013, 04:14:24 PM
Whoa the girl did age well :drool

Jesus Christ... you're joking, right? Tell me you're joking.

She's more attractive now, I agree with Borys. But I'm biased towards older women (http://imageshack.us/a/img687/4328/mannyg.png)
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: jiji on January 15, 2013, 11:58:42 PM: He's in his 70s. He was almost 50 when the first movie came out. His first marriage was in 1958.

Dude's old.
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 16, 2013, 12:15:00 AM: http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/11/24/us-paulhogan-tax-idUSTRE6AN0TB20101124
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 16, 2013, 12:15:10 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2013, 11:48:00 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 15, 2013, 09:19:10 PM
Quote from: Borys on January 15, 2013, 04:14:24 PM
Whoa the girl did age well :drool

Jesus Christ... you're joking, right? Tell me you're joking.

She's more attractive now, I agree with Borys. But I'm biased towards older women (http://imageshack.us/a/img687/4328/mannyg.png)

Dude, ok. But wtf? Her face is fucking busted. That shit shouldn't be attractive unless you're a fucking silicon man or some shit.
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 16, 2013, 12:16:47 AM: maybe his eyesight is bad from aging and she just inflated her face so he could see her more clearly
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Yeti on January 16, 2013, 12:41:39 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2013, 11:48:00 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 15, 2013, 09:19:10 PM
Quote from: Borys on January 15, 2013, 04:14:24 PM
Whoa the girl did age well :drool

Jesus Christ... you're joking, right? Tell me you're joking.

She's more attractive now, I agree with Borys. But I'm biased towards older women (http://imageshack.us/a/img687/4328/mannyg.png)

:wtf she looks like one of those V for Vendetta masks melted onto her face?
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 16, 2013, 12:44:18 AM: Giant botox lips + puffy botox cheeks = NOPE
Title: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Huff on January 16, 2013, 12:55:15 AM: I'm not convinced that's the same woman
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2013, 01:01:42 AM: hey now, don't talk shit about Wifey
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:nsfw- post it in the nsfw thread. Dammit PD! :lol
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Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: chronovore on January 16, 2013, 02:10:56 AM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 15, 2013, 11:18:37 PM
:lol

thread redeemed, and drew's inevitable fate revealed
:rofl

Oh, man. And with the knife.

(Yes, Drew. I know you claim to have sold them all. I know a ruse when I smell one.)
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: bork on January 16, 2013, 09:06:09 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSHbZjQoJ4c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joUm34ww-i4
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Don Flamenco on January 16, 2013, 09:17:09 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 15, 2013, 04:05:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/U6rW4.jpg)

bloody sploicers
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: T234 on January 25, 2013, 04:06:50 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2013, 01:01:42 AM
hey now, don't talk shit about Wifey
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:nsfw- post it in the nsfw thread. Dammit PD! :lol
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Agreed!
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Shadow Mod on January 25, 2013, 04:24:09 AM: Gettin' there honey

(http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/photo_galleries/regular_galleries/1727-hollywoods-most-out-there-oddballs/photos/1340749890_jocelyn-wildenstein-zoom.jpg)
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: Yeti on January 25, 2013, 07:51:32 AM: I would say "Kill it with fire", but it looks like that's already been attempted.
Title: Re: Crocodile Dundee is OLD
Post by: duckman2000 on January 25, 2013, 06:57:22 PM: I'll give the first Crocodile Dundee movie, or its director, credit for having the good taste of focusing on the badunkadunk in a time when big tits and no hips were all the rage.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Cw0w0XMOa9s/TJ6m_HqBmcI/AAAAAAAADfA/8R8LPhupmGg/s1600/Crocodile+Dundee4.jpg)