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Title: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 24, 2013, 08:28:31 PM

I know I know, gaf thing, but i'm wondering if any of you guys ever did this and could share some tips.'

I read a bit of reddits subforum (http://www.reddit.com/r/nofap) and figured i'd give it a try. The idea is you don't fap for as long as you can because it kick starts testoserone and can have all kinds of effects like skyrocketing your confidence. 3 days in and I already feel like Iron Man so im excited to see what happens in a week

Or maybe you guys want to do it yourself.

Great thread.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: tehjaybo on January 24, 2013, 08:31:46 PM

Alphas don't need to masturbate.  :smug

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on January 24, 2013, 08:32:54 PM

shit I could some use some confidence.

Confidence... never deny yourself of it, for it costs you nothing and leads to great things... - Vin Diesel

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Groogrux on January 24, 2013, 08:35:34 PM

Quote from: tehjaybo on January 24, 2013, 08:31:46 PM

Alphas don't need to masturbate.  :smug

:rofl

Beta's (Master-beta's), like me, fap it all the time. 

But seriously, nothing good can come cum from this.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 24, 2013, 08:36:56 PM

i disagree, I mean it makes sense; you're not ejaculating and your human nature is you want to jaculate so now you try really hard to be "primal" and jaculate wit haf emale / male because you just want to escalate i already want to escalate but its so fucking hard all it is is a click away fuck man fuck FUCK

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 24, 2013, 08:45:46 PM

the prob is if it works and you get some sex, it will be 10 seconds long and unlikely to invite a repeat performance.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: demi on January 24, 2013, 08:46:43 PM

Quote from: Groogrux on January 24, 2013, 08:35:34 PM

Quote from: tehjaybo on January 24, 2013, 08:31:46 PM

Alphas don't need to masturbate.  :smug

:rofl

Beta's (Master-beta's), like me, fap it all the time. 

<3

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 24, 2013, 08:49:49 PM

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 24, 2013, 08:45:46 PM

the prob is if it works and you get some sex, it will be 10 seconds long and unlikely to invite a repeat performance.

jerk offi n the bahtroom thats what i did in college to go longer

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2013, 08:53:57 PM

Someone merge this thread with Himuro's.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 24, 2013, 08:58:12 PM

cousin demi imagine how much bears you would get if you didnt fap for a month. youd be drowning in FUPenileAs

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2013, 09:02:18 PM

2013's version of snake oil involves a one-eyed snake you're not allowed to choke down.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: demi on January 24, 2013, 09:03:32 PM

I'd get so many fupas

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 24, 2013, 09:04:43 PM

id get proper fupas bbws  :-[ :-[

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: demi on January 24, 2013, 09:05:21 PM

everyone is cousin

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: pickle on January 24, 2013, 09:21:46 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 24, 2013, 08:28:31 PM

I know I know, gaf thing, but i'm wondering if any of you guys ever did this and could share some tips.'

I read a bit of reddits subforum (http://www.reddit.com/r/nofap) and figured i'd give it a try. The idea is you don't fap for as long as you can because it kick starts testoserone and can have all kinds of effects like skyrocketing your confidence. 3 days in and I already feel like Iron Man so im excited to see what happens in a week

Or maybe you guys want to do it yourself.

Great thread.

Have you honestly never stopped masturbating for more than three days?

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 24, 2013, 09:22:46 PM

the longest ive gone was like 2 months when i was 14

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 24, 2013, 09:30:17 PM

i can usually go a week not thinking about it if im not trying but now that im trying NOT to do it its so fukkin hard. good luck my man.

ps dont read threads like this its infuriatin :( http://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/177v9s/ladies_do_you_really_enjoy_cum_shots_why_i_just/

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 24, 2013, 09:30:58 PM

Have fun shooting your load all over your bed sheets at night here in a couple of weeks.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Barry Egan on January 24, 2013, 09:38:51 PM

This does not sound at all gimmicky let us know when you're drowning in vag because of this.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 24, 2013, 09:39:14 PM

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 24, 2013, 09:38:51 PM

This does not sound at all gimmicky let us know when you're drowning in vag because of this.

worse ocmes tow orse i just call ur MUM

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2013, 09:47:57 PM

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 24, 2013, 09:38:51 PM

This does not sound at all gimmicky let us know when you're drowning in vag because of this.

Everybody had a hard time
Everybody had a wet dream

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 24, 2013, 09:48:22 PM

is that first busted nut like cracking open Mt Doom and letting the lava flow

Title: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Huff on January 24, 2013, 09:49:41 PM

most of the time im only wackin it because i'm bored. this would require me to find something productive to do during my porn time. not a big fan of productivity

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2013, 11:07:44 PM

No thanks. I'll go a couple days to build up my cum but that's it.

 If I'm not camping, I'm fapping.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Shadow Mod on January 24, 2013, 11:14:53 PM

I couldn't do this at least past a couple weeks, even sooner, depending on when I start.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2013, 11:22:47 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2013, 11:07:44 PM

If I'm not camping, I'm fapping.

So when camping, you're always pitching a tent.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 25, 2013, 01:00:16 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2013, 11:07:44 PM

No thanks. I'll go a couple days to build up my cum but that's it.

 If I'm not camping, I'm fapping.

Makes sense for a BBC.  A fully loaded blast would be messy like a shot from a high powered super soaker.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 25, 2013, 05:13:34 AM

Didn't jo for all of December. Finally caved and beat off, but now I'm down to like once a week instead of a couple a day.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Don Flamenco on January 25, 2013, 12:44:01 PM

enjoy your wet dreams

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 25, 2013, 02:22:48 PM

Honestly, I could probably go without having sex for awhile but then again I'm married so I'm probably in a different situation than most of you guys here.   I don't know if it'd make me more manly like methodis though.  Just let my dick have a day off.....please!

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: jiji on January 25, 2013, 02:33:02 PM

If I stop for a while, it's usually because I'm too busy and just forget about it. Eventually (1-1.5 weeks) I realize I'm super stressed-out and the reason is that I haven't fired the cannon in a while. So I clear out the waterworks and then everything's ship-shape again and I'm super-relaxed.

The whole quitting-for-months deal is for Buddhists and new-age internet people.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 25, 2013, 02:38:43 PM

its only hard when its late at night and a nicca horny

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: nudemacusers on January 25, 2013, 03:12:01 PM

Can I still have sex

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: tehjaybo on January 25, 2013, 03:12:28 PM

Someone start posting porn.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 25, 2013, 03:14:14 PM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on January 25, 2013, 03:12:01 PM

Can I still have sex

yes

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: nudemacusers on January 25, 2013, 03:47:17 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 25, 2013, 03:14:14 PM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on January 25, 2013, 03:12:01 PM

Can I still have sex

yes

Ok. I will see how I do

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 25, 2013, 05:14:29 PM

i dont think i can go anymore im so horny  :'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Positive Touch on January 25, 2013, 05:58:33 PM

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[close]

 :nsfw

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Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Trent Dole on January 25, 2013, 10:23:23 PM

Fuck you jerking off is awesome :rock

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 25, 2013, 10:55:50 PM

Im out  :-\

Title: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Huff on January 25, 2013, 11:00:27 PM

:piss methodis :piss2

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 25, 2013, 11:03:18 PM

ill start tomorrow ^_^

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 25, 2013, 11:28:27 PM

I did this once, didn't jerk it for two weeks. I was going crazy. Then I did and my balls fucking HURT after. They ACHED. In that single moment of ecstasy the sock and I became one.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: BlackMage on January 25, 2013, 11:59:26 PM

you guys are distinguished mentally-challenged.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Don Flamenco on January 26, 2013, 12:15:44 PM

why do i have a feeling this is gonna be in a textbook one day? 

"Despite the accelerated pace of technological development, early 21st century humans believed that abstaining from masturbation would grant one secret powers, such as increased concentration and improved confidence."

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: demi on January 26, 2013, 12:24:36 PM

I've made it part of my morning ritual at this point. The shower is the best place. No mess, no fuss.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2013, 12:39:19 PM

Quote from: demi on January 26, 2013, 12:24:36 PM

I've made it part of my morning ritual at this point. The shower is the best place. No mess, no fuss.

What mess? I just bust on my boxers, wipe hand hand on the inside of the boxers, pull my pants up, use some hand sanitizer and boom I'm done. It's like a 12 second process

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: demi on January 26, 2013, 12:54:34 PM

That's pretty gross. I hope you don't walk under many blacklights.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2013, 01:03:14 PM

Feels good man

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: nudemacusers on January 26, 2013, 03:55:59 PM

can someone else masturbate for me?

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 26, 2013, 04:09:24 PM

i just bought a tenga egg i will never quit  :-[

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Diunx on January 26, 2013, 04:23:50 PM

I'm in! Methodis inspired me, also I have used PD's method a couple of times, feels good indeed.

Title: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Verdigris Murder on January 26, 2013, 04:52:13 PM

I'm pretty sure methodis' laptop will fall off his bed, and break when he lapses.

Title: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Verdigris Murder on January 26, 2013, 04:52:56 PM

A lapsed methodis!

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 26, 2013, 05:24:59 PM

i felt great when i wasnt fapping and since then ive felt like shite so maybe it DOES work

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Barry Egan on January 26, 2013, 05:54:47 PM

Too bad you'll never know! 

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Himu on January 26, 2013, 06:02:00 PM

Methodis is fucking Kramer

Now all the inane posts and threads make sense.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 26, 2013, 09:00:20 PM

I was the master of my domain before this thread was created and remain so. Where's my confidence, dickhead?

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 26, 2013, 09:02:23 PM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 26, 2013, 09:00:20 PM

I was the master of my domain before this thread was created and remain so. Where's my confidence, dickhead?

how is not masterbating supposed to stop you from dressing like a 70 year old  ???

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 26, 2013, 09:05:30 PM

 ???

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on January 27, 2013, 06:26:46 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 25, 2013, 10:55:50 PM

Im out  :-\

(http://i.minus.com/ibkRW7Ga11SHbL.gif)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I really wanted to post this gif somewhere

[close]

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 27, 2013, 09:49:27 AM

 :lol should post it in the video game troll thread

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Diunx on January 27, 2013, 10:30:33 AM

Jerk it last night :fbm

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Diunx on January 27, 2013, 10:31:30 AM

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 27, 2013, 06:26:46 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 25, 2013, 10:55:50 PM

Im out  :-\

(http://i.minus.com/ibkRW7Ga11SHbL.gif)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I really wanted to post this gif somewhere

[close]

Perfect for any Weeeeoooo thread after Durango and Orbis are unveiled.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 27, 2013, 10:33:49 AM

i jerked it last night also but it was non monumentil felt like nothing felt dead so im back on this gravy train :gbow

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Diunx on January 27, 2013, 10:38:05 AM

same here, lets do this!!!!

*proceeds to watch the third episode of Banshee*

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 27, 2013, 11:09:14 AM

I've decided I won't slap the bass in February. Let's see if I can manage.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 27, 2013, 12:43:40 PM

Shot a load this morning to a Siri video.  Probably my favorite pornstar since Lanny Barby left the game.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 27, 2013, 01:56:16 PM

i found a good tactic: ignore all posts except father mikes in the nsfw thread

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 27, 2013, 02:17:29 PM

That's how fetishes start.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 28, 2013, 05:20:16 PM

edging is great its what gets ya by

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Atramental on January 28, 2013, 09:13:15 PM

I've tried this several times throughout my life.

Can never get past week 2.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 28, 2013, 10:00:38 PM

ya im struggling on day 2 again  :-\

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Yeti on January 28, 2013, 11:54:54 PM

just think, all this time you've wasted thinking about not masturbating and posting about not masturbating and willing yourself not to masturbate could have been spent masturbating.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2013, 12:14:24 AM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 28, 2013, 10:17:55 PM

No Fap February sounds like a pretty good goal to strive for.

Nope

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Beezy on January 29, 2013, 12:36:38 AM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 28, 2013, 10:17:55 PM

No Fap February sounds like a pretty good goal to strive for.

A friend of mine started doing "Fireless February" last year. No weed for that month.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Diunx on January 29, 2013, 12:39:06 AM

Will try not to jerk it until my birthday in a month, this year's birthday fap shall be glorious.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

probably wont get past two days

[close]

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 01:56:30 PM

woke up thinking about vagina this is hard m8s

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Yeti on January 30, 2013, 12:11:06 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 01:56:30 PM

woke up thinking about vagina this is hard m8s

Literally and figuratively!

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 05:17:42 PM

i laffed

my tenga egg came in today! might break again tomorrow  :(

Title: someone's going to crack
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 30, 2013, 05:28:26 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 05:17:42 PM

i laffed

my tenga egg came in today!

And today you came in your tenga egg.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on January 30, 2013, 06:01:03 PM

I decided to give this a go myself as I could use some extra energy and motivation. On day 2 and already having boner inspring dreams   :-\ ruh roh

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on January 30, 2013, 06:59:10 PM

argh this sucks

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Barry Egan on January 30, 2013, 07:05:03 PM

(http://bikinimelt.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Sexy-Nerd-Girls-04.jpg)

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 07:05:28 PM

just think about some hot blondes sucking off a nice dick with some warm hot cum on her face as she looks into your eyes and says "thanks daddy" what

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Barry Egan on January 30, 2013, 07:06:14 PM

(http://www.eldedoquejuzga.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sexy-girls-wearing-glasses-2.jpg)

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Barry Egan on January 30, 2013, 07:07:16 PM

(http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/r/rating-the-geek-girls-420-75.jpg)

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on January 30, 2013, 07:07:36 PM

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 30, 2013, 07:05:03 PM

(http://bikinimelt.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Sexy-Nerd-Girls-04.jpg)

no no no no no no oh goooooddddddddd why did I let my physical preference in women be so well known I knew it would come back to bite me arghrghrghgr

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 30, 2013, 07:08:12 PM

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 30, 2013, 07:06:14 PM

(http://www.eldedoquejuzga.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sexy-girls-wearing-glasses-2.jpg)

The future daughter of Cloud and Jarosh.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 07:09:10 PM

she has good taste tho  ???

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2013, 07:11:24 PM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 30, 2013, 07:08:12 PM

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 30, 2013, 07:06:14 PM

(http://www.eldedoquejuzga.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sexy-girls-wearing-glasses-2.jpg)

The future daughter of Cloud and Jarosh.

no

(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/kag324/uhhh_zps6c0cd40d.jpg)

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 07:14:15 PM

actually being sick is helping me not fap; everytime i go to fap i just feel sick

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Yeti on January 30, 2013, 11:20:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 07:14:15 PM

actually being sick is helping me not fap; everytime i go to fap i just feel sick

What if not fapping caused you to be sick? hmmmm....

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2013, 11:41:28 PM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 30, 2013, 07:08:12 PM

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 30, 2013, 07:06:14 PM

(http://www.eldedoquejuzga.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sexy-girls-wearing-glasses-2.jpg)

The future daughter of Cloud and Jarosh.

Non-cis?

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 31, 2013, 12:19:57 AM

Quote from: Yeti on January 30, 2013, 11:20:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 07:14:15 PM

actually being sick is helping me not fap; everytime i go to fap i just feel sick

What if not fapping caused you to be sick? hmmmm....

It does cause my penis to barf.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Barry Egan on January 31, 2013, 12:53:51 AM

I found that pic by GISing "hot nerd girl" or something, no idea what her name is.  Tineye can't find her either :shrug:

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 31, 2013, 01:12:58 AM

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Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 31, 2013, 01:14:10 AM

NSFW: just red  :ussrcry

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Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Timber on January 31, 2013, 05:00:23 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsKha_Iza38

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Diunx on January 31, 2013, 08:04:11 AM

Day four, I don't feel any fucking better :fbm

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Don Flamenco on January 31, 2013, 08:10:35 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/ysMNZAo.jpg)

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 31, 2013, 08:59:52 AM

malek cant break me, i dont like redheads asians or sluts

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 31, 2013, 11:09:29 AM

sometimes i lay in bed and look at my cock its so big  :-[

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Don Flamenco on January 31, 2013, 01:16:43 PM

Jesus Christ. Go to xhamster like the rest of us.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Beezy on January 31, 2013, 01:36:00 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Diunx on January 31, 2013, 01:53:15 PM

Malek's posts are nothing, I have to work in an office full of young latino women in tight bussines pants and skirts  :fbm

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 31, 2013, 02:03:07 PM

do they ever talk about their big poppis and suck on lollipops with their delicious brown skin

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 31, 2013, 02:19:52 PM

Quote from: Diunx on January 31, 2013, 01:53:15 PM

Malek's posts are nothing, I have to work in an office full of young latino women in tight bussines pants and skirts  :fbm

OMG, they're purposely teasing you by wearing their suits to office.

Puddles, a thread like this is bound to have jerk-off material.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 31, 2013, 02:24:53 PM

u enterred a no masterbating thread ont he bore not expecting naked women?

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 31, 2013, 02:25:36 PM

For Diunx:

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Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 31, 2013, 02:26:50 PM

weres the fatties and milfs for me demi and pd ?  ???

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 31, 2013, 02:28:37 PM

And Secretary Clinton isn't a MILF?

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Robo on January 31, 2013, 07:52:32 PM

Just in case anybody was thinking about jerkin' it this evening: http://www.modelmayhem.com/784254

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on January 31, 2013, 08:26:42 PM

I'm out  :( Goddamn hot ass pornography  :auscry

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 31, 2013, 09:03:56 PM

lol rip im on like 4 days or something now

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 31, 2013, 11:20:31 PM

Quote from: Eschaton on January 31, 2013, 09:37:33 PM

back up to three

if you can get to like 9-14 you're gucci

if you get to 14, you'll be begging for coochie.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on February 01, 2013, 05:24:18 AM

gif of the century

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on February 01, 2013, 05:31:45 AM

the main problem with being online and trying not to JO is the abundance of quality naked woman content available on the internet.

Case in point: http://www.xvideos.com/video3343853/betty_fingers_her_hairy_pussy

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: nudemacusers on February 01, 2013, 11:33:34 AM

wife just started period. can't do this guys.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Don Flamenco on February 01, 2013, 12:56:51 PM

"wow, you seem so confident and motivated...good sex lately?"

"Actually, quite the contrary..."

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 02, 2013, 06:42:54 AM

Just made the bald man cry and it was everything I thought it would be.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Diunx on February 02, 2013, 07:24:14 AM

Just jerk it it was awesome

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on February 02, 2013, 09:30:24 AM

Yeah I beat off many times the past few days. This challenge is impossible

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2013, 09:35:34 AM

Stay strong, my friends.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Diunx on February 02, 2013, 09:45:29 AM

Pretty sure I'm addicted to wanking and shitty food, maybe I should see a hot therapist.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Barry Egan on February 02, 2013, 09:58:23 AM

You should see a hot line cook.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 02, 2013, 10:08:29 AM

one more day until 7 days no wank. i too feel like i could go forever

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2013, 10:12:09 AM

 :nsfw (but no nudity)

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Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 02, 2013, 10:19:30 AM

Unless they're naked i dont care

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2013, 11:06:19 AM

Keeeps? They're from tumblr, dumbass.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 02, 2013, 11:18:30 AM

IM OUT AGAIN

TENGA EGG REVIEW:
IM SURE IT WOULDVE BEEN NICE IF I LASTED MORE THAN 10 SECONDS

ONCE AGAIN CORMAC IS RIGHT

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 02, 2013, 12:28:29 PM

Up to 7 days no fap. *e-flex*

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 02, 2013, 02:23:33 PM

wow you guys are dumb. just accept that you are pathetic, shameful creatures and get on with your lives

btw I already copypasta'd this into other threads but it's also relevant here:

http://haquelebac.wordpress.com/2010/11/27/in-memoriam-michel-foucault-15-october-1926-%e2%80%93-25-june-1984/

Two and a half millenia ago sexuality was invented by the horrible Greeks and idealized by Plato. Once idealized, sexuality was as robust as anthrax and as insidious as herpes, and could nest dormant in your cells like trichinella or plasmodium . For most people during much of human history, sexuality merely wallowed in the murk like some enormous, slimy, barbeled catfish, and emerged only occasionally to engulf some hapless human victim. But from time to time sexual / anti-sexual idealists like Augustine and Dante encouraged and strengthened the  monster, and finally in 1830 (with the July Revolution and the opening of Hugo’s play Hernani) the French romantics and liberals brought the undead creature from mud to land. For almost two centuries now it’s been flopping and wallowing among us, going where it will, wreaking havoc and devouring any who dare come its way.

Many have tried to tame or defeat sexuality, but each attempt has only made it stronger and more horrible. Repression, chastity, marriage, idealization, libertinism, liberation, naturalness, “relationships”, psychoanalysis, bisexuality, intersexuality, transgendering, queering – nothing has worked, and sexuality still claims countless new victims each day. This creature has no benign forms and cannot be resisted, and all we can do now is resign ourselves to our sexual fates, whatever those may be, and hope for some post-sexual Beowulf or Parsifal to come along to drive a stake into the beast’s gigantic, loathsome head.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 02, 2013, 04:11:48 PM

Keep them coming Malek.

Quote from: Eschaton on February 02, 2013, 11:04:56 AM

Quote from: Don Flamenco on January 31, 2013, 01:16:43 PM

Jesus Christ. Go to xhamster like the rest of us.

this

who keeps these huge image dumps of girls wearing clothes are you 14

Fuck you buddy :maf

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Positive Touch on February 02, 2013, 04:35:15 PM

the no masturbation thread has surpassed the masturbation thread in quality

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2013, 04:51:01 PM

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://i.imgur.com/fax4r.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw1g6nLa2i1qiomrko1_1280.jpg)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/idgaf-a-031.jpg?w=500)

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Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 02, 2013, 05:17:43 PM

did u ask her out on a date

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 02, 2013, 08:23:24 PM

Quote from: Eschaton on February 02, 2013, 04:57:03 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 02, 2013, 02:23:33 PM

wow you guys are dumb. just accept that you are pathetic, shameful creatures and get on with your lives

it has nothing to do with repression, only with getting energy and focus back from cutting down on beating off and making the masturbation you DO have better

there's nothing orgone energy can't do, huh? give me a break

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: drew on February 03, 2013, 12:50:31 AM

something must be wrong with me, I regularly go at least a week in between beating off.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 05, 2013, 08:51:49 AM

wholse still going strong

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on February 05, 2013, 09:55:51 AM

The body builds up seminal fluid over time.  There is no way to reabsorb this and you will eventually reach capacity.  Its coming out in some fashion. This endeavor is an impossible task unless you have a girlfriend or are making a real attempt to leave your mancave and learn how to talk to girls.

Also, your concentration is going to go to shit after about a week and all you can think about is how horny you are.  That being said, making it a ritual you only perform once or twice a week can do wonders for your productivity and general drive.

Basically, you need to take this opportunity to get something done or learn the game, because there is no use for it otherwise.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on February 05, 2013, 10:03:43 AM

Also a good time to learn how to not be an uggo fatty.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 05, 2013, 05:29:23 PM

the tenga egg was god tier but i only lasted like 10 seconds it sucked

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on February 05, 2013, 05:41:53 PM

Quote from: Eschaton on February 05, 2013, 10:24:01 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on February 05, 2013, 08:51:49 AM

wholse still going strong

ive pretty much just settled on letting the snake out of the cage 2x a week, pretty good compromise I think. energy's pretty good with that as well.

 :lol hows your tenga egg

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on February 05, 2013, 09:55:51 AM

The body builds up seminal fluid over time.  There is no way to reabsorb this and you will eventually reach capacity.  Its coming out in some fashion. This endeavor is an impossible task unless you have a girlfriend or are making a real attempt to leave your mancave and learn how to talk to girls.

Basically, you need to take this opportunity to get something done or learn the game, because there is no use for it otherwise.

who said this is for women you supercilious taco

There's a lot of half naked girls in this thread.  You're not himuro, are you?  I've been a way a bit and don't know if he changed his name again

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 06, 2013, 06:28:10 PM

Choked the chicken last night.  >:(
Felt good. 8)

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: naff on February 06, 2013, 07:51:07 PM

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/hump-day-53.jpg)

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Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 06, 2013, 07:58:15 PM

bububububuconfidence

bubububuttttttttttttttttttt

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on February 06, 2013, 08:31:54 PM

gross

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: naff on February 06, 2013, 08:35:36 PM

Quote from: The Sceneman on February 06, 2013, 08:31:54 PM

gross

More your steez brah

(http://beccasheppard.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/bad.jpg)

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on February 06, 2013, 08:36:04 PM

lolol. Aren't you at work?!

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: naff on February 06, 2013, 08:39:30 PM

Yup. Just messin in the office, slow day

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Atramental on February 06, 2013, 09:03:28 PM

I've been reading the 4 Hour Body and I'm going to try out a combination of fermented cod liver oil + vitamin rich butter fat capsules, vitamin D3, cold showers (gonna hate that  :-\), and Brazil nuts in order to increase my testosterone levels/confidence/sex appeal.

Not masturbating just to increase your testosterone seems like... no, it is a fool's errand.  :P

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 06, 2013, 09:26:34 PM

don't forget pine pollen and steak :lol

I guess there may be something to all of that but sprinting is proven to boost testosterone if you want to give that a go. There is no downside.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Atramental on February 06, 2013, 10:08:52 PM

Right now my schedule is pretty hectic so I haven't been able to get any good workouts in but I should be able to fit in some 30 minute running sessions during the weekend.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 06, 2013, 10:21:09 PM

wanking tonight dun care anymore challenge over

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 07, 2013, 02:18:46 AM

Quote from: The Sceneman on February 06, 2013, 08:31:54 PM

gross

what is wrong with you

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 07, 2013, 10:57:30 AM

for scene

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:nsfw

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Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: bork on February 07, 2013, 11:20:27 AM

Spoiler tag that shit, damn.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 07, 2013, 11:35:11 AM

i want htat third to last one so bad

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: tiesto on February 07, 2013, 01:43:00 PM

Quote from: The Sceneman on February 01, 2013, 05:31:45 AM

the main problem with being online and trying not to JO is the abundance of quality naked woman content available on the internet.

Case in point: http://www.xvideos.com/video3343853/betty_fingers_her_hairy_pussy

Fuck... sucks so bad I'm at work now and didn't go in 2 days (just been too busy) - name of that link already sounds good :'(

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Fifstar on February 07, 2013, 07:41:32 PM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on February 07, 2013, 10:57:30 AM

for scene
m8gggfbghe1qedwz6o1_1280.jpg[/img]
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_z4ms3P51qhdlwho2_500.jpg)
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 :nsfw

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 :bow :bow2

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: DCharlieJP on February 07, 2013, 11:47:12 PM

it just occured to me that i haven't made Kojak sick in about 3 weeks.... wait what?! Really.... um... yeah.... sleeping in same room as wife and kids, too much stuff to do - then now over here in UK with parents....

"Spunk Tsunami kills thousands in costal Cumbrian town" headlines incoming

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 08, 2013, 12:00:45 AM

so yr meeting up with Kosma after all?

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: DCharlieJP on February 08, 2013, 12:12:00 AM

Quote

so yr meeting up with Kosma after all?

I'm going to give a whole new meaning to Pole Jumping

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: chronovore on February 08, 2013, 01:59:08 AM

Quote from: quietID on February 06, 2013, 07:51:07 PM

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/hump-day-53.jpg)

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:lol

Quote from: The Sceneman on February 06, 2013, 08:31:54 PM

gross

:rofl

Yes, she's wayyyy too attractive for your leanings, Scenester. Try this:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/kitty-pryde-rapper.jpg
http://www.ncdhhs.gov/mhddsas/library/images/Those%20we%20Serve/general/white%20teenage%20girl%20-%20worry%20MP90044834.JPG
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/3070073724/c9801829f7451345e6e190b702b687b1.jpeg
http://img.news.sina.com/entertainment/p/2012/0412/U50P5029T2D457375F24DT20120412151838.jpg

All of these were found in GIS for "average white girl." Second one's a substance abuser, so hey!

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Robo on February 08, 2013, 02:30:16 AM

Kitty Pryde :heartbeat

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Diunx on February 10, 2013, 10:52:54 AM

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on February 06, 2013, 09:30:18 PM

If you don't want to masturbate so much why not just work out regularly? That always worked for me.

I work out almost everyday...it doesn't work

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 10, 2013, 03:06:39 PM

Quote from: Robo on February 08, 2013, 02:30:16 AM

Kitty Pryde :heartbeat

rip

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on February 11, 2013, 11:10:40 PM

Quote from: chronovore on February 08, 2013, 01:59:08 AM

Quote from: quietID on February 06, 2013, 07:51:07 PM

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/hump-day-53.jpg)

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:lol

Quote from: The Sceneman on February 06, 2013, 08:31:54 PM

gross

:rofl

Yes, she's wayyyy too attractive for your leanings, Scenester. Try this:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/kitty-pryde-rapper.jpg
http://www.ncdhhs.gov/mhddsas/library/images/Those%20we%20Serve/general/white%20teenage%20girl%20-%20worry%20MP90044834.JPG
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/3070073724/c9801829f7451345e6e190b702b687b1.jpeg
http://img.news.sina.com/entertainment/p/2012/0412/U50P5029T2D457375F24DT20120412151838.jpg

All of these were found in GIS for "average white girl." Second one's a substance abuser, so hey!

:bow

I always forget about the awesome power of GIS

(http://news.cahnrs.wsu.edu/files/2012/05/Goodstein_white-wine1.jpg)

I would pound her ass so hard whoever could pull me out would be crowned the new King Arthur

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on February 11, 2013, 11:25:45 PM

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UWlg_1HB_24/UEZuzk14QwI/AAAAAAAABj8/dGQYvwsLhUY/s1600/BB+Pics+037.jpg])

I would slide my Mastercard between her butt flaps and tell her to charge it to the game

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: pickle on February 12, 2013, 06:39:28 AM

You poor, poor man  :(

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: chronovore on February 12, 2013, 05:44:17 PM

Comic auteur Dave Sim says, "If you leave your dick alone long enough, it eventually leaves you alone as well."

But, then again, Dave Sim is crazy.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: demi on February 12, 2013, 09:03:05 PM

I just did in the hotel shower

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: bork on February 13, 2013, 08:13:13 AM

Quote from: chronovore on February 12, 2013, 05:44:17 PM

Comic auteur Dave Sim says, "If you leave your dick alone long enough, it eventually leaves you alone as well."

But, then again, Dave Sim is crazy.

Suddenly Cerebus makes a whole lot more sense.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 13, 2013, 08:19:28 AM

I have my morning jack off session like some people have their morning coffee: without it, they're not quite the same.

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: The Sceneman on March 25, 2013, 11:24:14 PM

just realised I havent jacked it in about week because I haven't felt like it. I'm expecting to feel like King Kong on top of the Empire State Building soon

Title: Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
Post by: Powerslave on March 26, 2013, 08:36:25 AM

It doesn't work for me. I had periods where I didn't masturbate/ejaculate for 4 months and I didn't notice an increase in 'testosterone/confidence'.