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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 29, 2013, 08:29:55 AM

Title: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 29, 2013, 08:29:55 AM
wtf

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Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 29, 2013, 08:46:10 AM
he should just shave it down to a buzz cut
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: bork on January 29, 2013, 09:03:37 AM
 :gerstmann
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Don Flamenco on January 29, 2013, 09:31:11 AM
either a different balding pattern (I forget the exact name for it) or hair transplants (can't be shaved without showing a huge scar on the back of the head)
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 29, 2013, 09:33:46 AM
His hair is thinning so short hair would make him look balder. He's been doing different long hair looks for months trying to disguise it. Can't blame him.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 29, 2013, 10:42:14 AM
The best way to handle thinning hair is a careful but gradual retreat (e.g. cut it shorter everywhere to match the optimum length of the thinnest areas). I should know since im thinning up front. Gotta fuckin OWN IT cause wtf else is gonna happen? Magic?

He's right to grow facial hair though. Its important for a pale face to have contrasts- facial hair does that for a balding man. That and darker glasses frames. Otherwise you look ill all the time.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 29, 2013, 10:42:25 AM
http://www.toppik.com/?gclid=CMrqzdjzjbUCFQWonQodPWgA0A

problem solved delayed
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Barry Egan on January 29, 2013, 10:50:45 AM
The best way to handle thinning hair is a careful but gradual retreat (e.g. cut it shorter everywhere to match the optimum length of the thinnest areas). I should know since im thinning up front. Gotta fuckin OWN IT cause wtf else is gonna happen? Magic?

He's right to grow facial hair though. Its important for a pale face to have contrasts- facial hair does that for a balding man. That and darker glasses frames. Otherwise you look ill all the time.

Also losing weight helps.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 29, 2013, 10:56:58 AM
Yeah, totally. IIRC from some of his premium content bits it was indicated that he was attempting to shed pounds. Really though- who cares.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: demi on January 29, 2013, 11:56:30 AM
His inferior genetics are showing. Make Ryan Davis the host. He is a real man.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Sho Nuff on January 29, 2013, 11:58:42 AM
Hair loss sucks. Hop on that shit and get a prescription for Propecia before you lose any more
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 29, 2013, 12:00:40 PM
assuming that works lol
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Don Flamenco on January 29, 2013, 12:07:25 PM
The best way to handle thinning hair is a careful but gradual retreat (e.g. cut it shorter everywhere to match the optimum length of the thinnest areas). I should know since im thinning up front. Gotta fuckin OWN IT cause wtf else is gonna happen? Magic?

He's right to grow facial hair though. Its important for a pale face to have contrasts- facial hair does that for a balding man. That and darker glasses frames. Otherwise you look ill all the time.


(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jjglO7Rf1qj9ijdo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 29, 2013, 12:30:48 PM
..ooor you look like that old magnet toy with the bald man
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 29, 2013, 12:32:37 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 29, 2013, 12:33:00 PM
http://www.lynnsparadisecafe.com/

this place has a table with a giant version of that built in
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 12:39:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZIzxgPOhvA
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Raban on January 29, 2013, 01:02:12 PM
It seems no one outside the Bore truly understands your methodic comedy genius.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 29, 2013, 01:44:11 PM
Methodis is an acquired taste. Like scat porn and cutting yourself.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Himu on January 29, 2013, 01:48:44 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: bork on January 29, 2013, 03:06:17 PM
OK yeah, let's not slow down the thread with a shit-ton of Youtube links.
Title: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Verdigris Murder on January 29, 2013, 06:20:40 PM
He needs to shave his head, and use the results to make a beard. He could then grow his hair back again;  the Chinese make prisoners do this a lot.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Steve Contra on January 29, 2013, 06:49:45 PM
Someone make that an emoticon.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 29, 2013, 07:23:53 PM
yeah it'd be awful if our thread about jeff gerstmann's hair got ruined

:lol
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 29, 2013, 07:51:10 PM
basically, if you're balding you got two choices:

shave that shit down and say fuck it, sparing yourself from years of embarrassingly obvious attempts at covering it up

or

(http://www.ohiohistorycentral.org/images/Traficant.jpg)

no one can tell, really!
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 29, 2013, 08:01:50 PM
I started losing my hair at 22 or 23, and have opted for option 1 above since then.  I haven't paid for a haircut in over 10 years- I just use a pair of clippers and a guard to trim my shit every once in a while.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 29, 2013, 08:10:36 PM
yeah it'd be awful if our thread about jeff gerstmann's hair got ruined

:lol
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: bork on January 29, 2013, 10:22:31 PM
yeah it'd be awful if our thread about jeff gerstmann's hair got ruined

 :lol
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 29, 2013, 10:26:51 PM
THIS IS IMPORTANT, GUYS






(http://i.imgur.com/ZL4QQGK.png)
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 29, 2013, 10:30:04 PM
It's like he's reached a level of super saiyan where your hair goes translucent.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 30, 2013, 12:35:47 AM
hall of fame
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 30, 2013, 08:25:10 AM
When I was losing mine I styled it all forward and made a sad little pompadour with the frizzy remains. It was horritragic. But, when you are losing it you do whatever you can to hold the illusion.

I think this is how lifelong combovers begin.

Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: chronovore on January 30, 2013, 08:43:38 AM
I am in the "trim it short to match the thinning" camp.

Gerstmann should just dye it orange, go for the "Heat Miser" look.

..ooor you look like that old magnet toy with the bald man
:rofl
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 30, 2013, 08:47:05 AM
Just buzz it short every couple of weeks.  As much as people are in denial, people can tell if you're trying to cover it up.  You're not fooling anyone and baldness doesn't quite have the stigma it used to.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: hampster on January 30, 2013, 08:55:25 AM
Jeff needs to own his thinning hair like Vinny did. Cut it short, wear black shirts, and buy a racing wheel  :pimp
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 30, 2013, 09:30:01 AM
Guys, I don't know. If you look at that picture you can kinda see what Jeff would look like with a buzzed head, and it's kinda blobby. He needs to lose weight first.
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: Don Flamenco on January 30, 2013, 11:13:24 AM
he needs to lose some weight (not even a ton, just make the chin a little more defined), shave the goatee, and shave his head/cut it short.  Just a head shave won't make him look a whole lot better.

Here's an artist's rendition of what he'll look like after:

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2006/09/jallardinterview.jpg)
Title: Re: Jeff Gerstmann's Hair
Post by: headwalk on January 30, 2013, 03:06:43 PM
i wish giant bomb weren't so uncomfortable to look at. every time i see them doing a marathon session under hot studio lighting i feel like i'm watching ric flair staring down from the top rope, wondering if this is going to be the bump which finally tears his heart asunder.