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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2006, 11:02:54 PM

Title: Are the EvilBore mods/admins scammers? YOU DECIDE
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2006, 11:02:54 PM: We live in a world where fear and death has become a product no different that tooth paste. It is created and then sold to the public. So it comes as no suprise that the very mods of this board are in on the scam!

They claim EvilBore has "no" sponsers, but I think otherwise. I believe EvilBore is funded by GAF money. Consider the way EvilBore mods flaunt their wealth:

(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5483/1794725231edd7532ffap1.jpg)

WILLCO: Seen here (above) drinking the finest apple flavored cristol. Average cost per serving? $600. Where did he get the money?

(http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4576/winedrinkingtr7.gif)

CLOUDWALKING: Seen here (above) drinking expensive wine products. How many self proclaiming "janitors" do you know who drink wine? None. Once again I ask, where did she get the money?

(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/781/staplespq7.jpg)

MAF: Clearly MAF is the public image of EvilBore. It is not hard to understand why he would be chosen to flaunt as a "regular" Staples stock boy from Texas (above). Polls have shown that 56% of EvilBore's posters agree that they would prefer to have "a beer and hotdog" with MAF. Little do they know his true profession.

The truth is EvilBore's mods are funded by GAF. I first learned of this plot mere hours ago, and the thread was quickly locked:
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=391.0

IronKnuckle was the fallman. Supposedly the thread was locked because of him, but in reality it was due to my discovery.

It's time to take back EvilBore. Who's with me?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 10, 2006, 11:06:03 PM: i suggest u get my cock in your mouf :punch
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 10, 2006, 11:09:06 PM: Deleted by user
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 10, 2006, 11:11:35 PM: cloudwalking seems a nice and charming lass, but she lacks a certain je ne sais quoi. that certain orin-esque quality that makes phoenixdark such a temptation. :shh i likes my ponies special if ya feel me.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 10, 2006, 11:17:39 PM: Deleted by user
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 10, 2006, 11:18:01 PM: I do not, I repeat do NOT work at Staples
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 10, 2006, 11:20:46 PM: Deleted by user
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2006, 11:22:54 PM: That statement is false, by the way. Besides, we are financed by Ninte- doh, I'm not supposed to mention our corporate sponsor by name!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 10, 2006, 11:23:02 PM: I, however, *do* work at Staples. YOUR Staples, malek, and your "Back to School Special" will be delivered tonight.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2006, 11:23:35 PM: ... UP THE BUTT, RITE DRINKY?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 10, 2006, 11:25:16 PM: yes. I even have the planogram.
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Post by: cloudwalking on August 10, 2006, 11:25:48 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2006, 11:02:54 PM
cristol

???

http://www.myspace.com/cristol
Title: Re: Are the EvilBore mods/admins scammers? YOU DECIDE
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2006, 11:27:46 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 10, 2006, 11:25:16 PM
yes. I even have the planogram.

Man, either you have worked retail or MAF has burned that term in your brain through hours of bitching.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2006, 11:39:45 PM: (http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4576/winedrinkingtr7.gif)

(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/7606/cloudwalkingaajc1.png) (http://imageshack.us)
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Post by: Matlock on August 10, 2006, 11:42:11 PM: planograms :(

the business machines lead decided to shit the bed in the ink and toner section tonight and had us all stuck in the store more than an hour after close
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 10, 2006, 11:51:52 PM: lolz planogram
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Post by: Loki on August 11, 2006, 12:45:58 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2006, 11:02:54 PM
WILLCO: Seen here (above) drinking the finest apple flavored cristol. Average cost per serving? $600. Where did he get the money?

Or -- or -- it could just be a $7 apple martini. ;)

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(http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4576/winedrinkingtr7.gif)

CLOUDWALKING: Seen here (above) drinking expensive wine products. How many self proclaiming "janitors" do you know who drink wine? None. Once again I ask, where did she get the money?

Judging by that clip, I'd be more worried about her possible alcoholism than whatever machinations you're imputing to her; she's chugging that thing down like it's going out of style. :D

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(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/781/staplespq7.jpg)

MAF: Clearly MAF is the public image of EvilBore. It is not hard to understand why he would be chosen to flaunt as a "regular" Staples stock boy from Texas (above). Polls have shown that 56% of EvilBore's posters agree that they would prefer to have "a beer and hotdog" with MAF. Little do they know his true profession.

MAF is black? MEGATON ! :D

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IronKnuckle was the fallman. Supposedly the thread was locked because of him, but in reality it was due to my discovery.

Scotland Yard should be knocking on your door any time now... ;)
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 11, 2006, 12:46:37 AM: It was an apple martini, but it was at the Hotel Bel Air, so I don't even want to know how much it costs.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 11, 2006, 12:56:45 AM: Quote from: Loki on August 11, 2006, 12:45:58 AM
MAF is black? MEGATON ! :D

I was blown away by this also!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 11, 2006, 01:01:24 AM: Im so not black, not that there's anything wrong with it! I have lots of black friends here...in...Seattle. .. hrm
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Post by: Loki on August 11, 2006, 01:02:59 AM: Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2006, 12:46:37 AM
It was an apple martini, but it was at the Hotel Bel Air, so I don't even want to know how much it costs.

I know what it was -- my tongue was planted firmly in my cheek that entire post, as I'm sure it was for PhoenixDark. :D

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I was blown away by this also!

Pretty sure it's a joke. ;)
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Post by: Christopher on August 11, 2006, 01:04:51 AM: Hooollly Shit MAF is black

Mr. African Face.

Well that's cool, but color me shocked. :-[
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 11, 2006, 01:05:31 AM: Would any self respecting Black Man own INNERSPACE ON DVD?!?!?
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Post by: cloudwalking on August 11, 2006, 01:06:14 AM: I didn't know MAF was black either.

THREAD OF THE YEAR
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Post by: Mike Works on August 11, 2006, 01:28:40 AM: wait, cloudwalking's a girl?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 11, 2006, 01:30:55 AM: wait, Mike_Works is a Canadian?
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 11, 2006, 01:33:30 AM: Wait, DrinkyCrow is a dancing cat head?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 11, 2006, 01:35:38 AM: Deleted by user
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 11, 2006, 03:17:14 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2006, 11:02:54 PM
We live in a world where fear and death has become a product no different that tooth paste. It is created and then sold to the public. So it comes as no suprise that the very mods of this board are in on the scam!

They claim EvilBore has "no" sponsers, but I think otherwise. I believe EvilBore is funded by GAF money. Consider the way EvilBore mods flaunt their wealth:

(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5483/1794725231edd7532ffap1.jpg)

WILLCO: Seen here (above) drinking the finest apple flavored cristol. Average cost per serving? $600. Where did he get the money?
It was free, Sherlock. We were at a wedding. :hurr

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(http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4576/winedrinkingtr7.gif)

CLOUDWALKING: Seen here (above) drinking expensive wine products. How many self proclaiming "janitors" do you know who drink wine? None. Once again I ask, where did she get the money?

Wine doesn't cost THAT much. :duh
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 11, 2006, 03:22:32 AM: Willco is a high rolla. Casino Royal ain't got shit on him
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 11, 2006, 03:23:12 AM: Crystal is just covering. You don't want to know how much that cost. But that's how I roll. Ask, Crystal. When we're at bars, it's nothin' but top shelf stuff for me.
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Post by: brawndolicious on August 11, 2006, 03:23:16 AM: Well they do have the MySQL and PHP ads on the bottom.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 11, 2006, 03:25:12 AM: Those don't count, they funnel into a continous loop into itself until the next versions need to be released to avoid total destruction
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Post by: brawndolicious on August 11, 2006, 03:28:46 AM: But they're there.
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Post by: The Black Stallion on August 11, 2006, 04:23:38 AM: MAF isn't black. He had his picture on the net eons ago but it was so bad that if you posted it on GAF you would get banned. True story.
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Post by: Christopher on August 11, 2006, 04:35:03 AM: that bad huh stallion THAT BAD?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2006, 08:34:03 AM: Go ahead, be sheeple! But I know the truth. BAHHHHHHHHHHH

And yes, MAF is as black as me. He's another Clarence Thomas
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Post by: whiteACID on August 11, 2006, 09:37:03 AM: Justice must be served!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 11, 2006, 09:40:27 AM: MAF is 1/4 german, 1/4 japanese, 1/4 swedish, 1/4 norwegian (roughly)

Now how is that black?!

TBS: The fact that you are still here, while so many in the administration and board hate you is testament to the fact that I do not ban anyone for playground insults or acting twelve years old. I fully expect for you to reply to this with:

:"its not in all caps! step up your game."

:"random obscure street saying"

:"some talk about your hair"

:"you are fat/ugly so there I win"

:"While my personality makes me uglier than a mule, I still reserve the right to have standards with women."

:"No MAF, Women love me, my personality does not make me uglier than a mule. Tru dat or maybe a picture of a can of ether."

:"Find me some ink cartridges, because I cannot read"

:"You are stock boy you never be anything else blah blah I say this in complete ignorance of what you actually do. Therefor I base my entire stance on fairy tale."

:"I think I just shit myself, my mom usually cleans it up"

:"I think I just pissed myself, dont worry it will dry up on its own."

:" :-\"

:a big long paragraph in which you show how much you have invested in this debate with a person you have never met and have only seen a headshot of. Yes you may have been dumb enough to be dupped by OA's photoshop of that head on another body

:"Im so vain I probably think this song is about me."
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Post by: morphix on August 11, 2006, 09:42:09 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2006, 08:34:03 AM
Go ahead, be sheeple! But I know the truth. BAHHHHHHHHHHH

And yes, MAF is as black as me. He's another Clarence Thomas

How black are you?

I don't think there is a single other person on the net that has posted so much nonsense and personal BS yet has never posted a picture of themselves.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2006, 04:52:38 PM: Quote from: morphix on August 11, 2006, 09:42:09 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2006, 08:34:03 AM
Go ahead, be sheeple! But I know the truth. BAHHHHHHHHHHH

And yes, MAF is as black as me. He's another Clarence Thomas

How black are you?

I don't think there is a single other person on the net that has posted so much nonsense and personal BS yet has never posted a picture of themselves.
:lol

You'll see me in September or October. For a PSP I might send nude pics
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Post by: MiG on August 11, 2006, 05:44:04 PM: WTF YOU GUYS ARE GETTING PAID?!

Fuck that, where's my check?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2006, 05:56:27 PM: Quote from: MiG on August 11, 2006, 05:44:04 PM
WTF YOU GUYS ARE GETTING PAID?!

Fuck that, where's my check?

Your checks go directly to David Carr's insurance paypal account.