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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 12:21:35 PM

Title: What do you do in a very bad situation? Please Help Evilbore
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 12:21:35 PM: I swear she told me she was 17 1/2, which country should I flee to Evilbore?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on February 11, 2013, 12:23:28 PM: Leper please.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 12:24:24 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/CocGky3.jpg)
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Post by: Flannel Boy on February 11, 2013, 12:29:57 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on February 11, 2013, 12:27:55 PM
definitely leper but the obvious answer is both at the same time.
That is the answer for "What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
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Post by: drew on February 11, 2013, 12:31:14 PM: how have you been on earth in a human body for 20+ years without peeping before? it's the heroin of toilet bowl activity, feels good man.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 12:31:26 PM: but u forgot i have a bug rock so the pee would hit the poop and i d hit the poop with my rock :-* :o
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2013, 12:35:07 PM: Just get some poop on it and pretend you are 12, your parents are on vacation and you've been left with the funny uncle.
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Post by: drew on February 11, 2013, 12:58:07 PM: are you trying to say you couldn't because you have a BIG DICK?
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 12:59:47 PM: thats wshat nataliianisha tells me but to be honesxt her las t lover was a hairy man from naples 8)
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Post by: drew on February 11, 2013, 01:00:36 PM: what's wrong with you

edit: you're typing fine in the colonial marines thread, so this must be humorless attention whoring, is that it?
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 11, 2013, 01:02:53 PM: refrain from pooing and peeing for a couple weeks and you will have more focus and testorone and get lots of ladies.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on February 11, 2013, 01:04:05 PM: Quote from: Barry Egan on February 11, 2013, 01:02:53 PM
refrain from pooing and peeing for a couple weeks and you will have more focus and testorone and get lots of ladies.
:rofl
Title: Re: What do you do in a very bad situation? Please Help Evilbore
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2013, 01:05:50 PM: :lol
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 01:09:39 PM: _{[drew i am sorry you cant understnd the comedic geniuous/sub]}
ddrew
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Post by: Flannel Boy on February 11, 2013, 01:32:52 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on February 11, 2013, 01:27:03 PM
i thought russians were supposed to be good at drinking
They seem bad at it: http://www.ox.ac.uk/media/news_stories/2009/090626.html
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Post by: Don Flamenco on February 11, 2013, 01:55:41 PM: since drinking is bad for you, wouldn't being good at drinking imply that you don't drink any of it.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 04:27:04 PM: Quote from: Don Flamenco on February 11, 2013, 01:55:41 PM
since drinking is bad for you, wouldn't being good at drinking imply that you don't drink any of it.

does this logicf apply to sex in that i am actually good at it ???
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2013, 04:36:16 PM: Methodis stop making the Evilbore Black Caucus look bad
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2013, 04:45:23 PM: ya, my expectation of black people has been lowered, and it is all Methodis' fault.
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 11, 2013, 04:53:09 PM: you mean your anticipation has been lowered. You're not looking forward to meeting one someday, like you once were.
Title: Re: What do you do in a very bad situation? Please Help Evilbore
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2013, 05:01:05 PM: I always mean what I say
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 11, 2013, 05:04:59 PM: you're right, it works either way
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2013, 06:21:56 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eZSKen1Vgc