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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shaka Khan on February 27, 2013, 10:37:44 PM

Title: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 27, 2013, 10:37:44 PM
He found a gorgeous girl and put a literal ring on it. Congrats man. :bow
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 27, 2013, 10:38:25 PM
grats mang
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Post by: Shadow Mod on February 27, 2013, 10:38:47 PM
He found a gorgeous girl and put a literal ring on it. Congrats man. :bow

Cock ring?

Grats doe.
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Post by: Positive Touch on February 27, 2013, 10:39:56 PM
how long before she gets tired of his cutting snarkiness
Title: Re: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 27, 2013, 10:48:17 PM
Congratulations!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 27, 2013, 10:50:44 PM
how long before she gets tired of his cutting snarkiness

i'm 17 years in
Title: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 27, 2013, 11:06:27 PM
how long before she gets tired of his cutting snarkiness

Studies have shown that cutting snark (sometimes referred to as douchery) is an aphrodisiac. Just ask all them GAFfers.
Title: Re: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: Diunx on February 27, 2013, 11:08:10 PM
I wonder if I have Biz on facebook? I don't know most of you guys real names.
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 27, 2013, 11:10:13 PM
congrats Biz!
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Post by: Positive Touch on February 27, 2013, 11:17:58 PM
seriously tho congrats dude
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Post by: Robo on February 27, 2013, 11:49:51 PM
Yay, (way) less competition now!

And congratulations!
Title: Re: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 27, 2013, 11:58:37 PM
how long before she gets tired of his cutting snarkiness

Studies have shown that cutting snark (sometimes referred to as douchery) is an aphrodisiac. Just ask all them GAFfers.

It only works if you're not fat and broke... I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.

On topic: congrats, sir.
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Post by: Beezy on February 28, 2013, 12:05:16 AM
 :rejoice
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Post by: tiesto on February 28, 2013, 12:17:05 AM
Congrats, Bizzle!
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Post by: Smooth Groove on February 28, 2013, 01:59:15 AM
Congrats, happy 16 pack abs wedding!
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2013, 02:23:45 AM
The Business or Bz? Happy birthday
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 28, 2013, 02:38:33 AM
Biz is ignoring this thread manfully, I see. Perhaps many years down the line when we  are all dead, he will shed a single tear in the moonlight as he remembers the day someone made a thread about him
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Post by: Shaka Khan on February 28, 2013, 02:53:28 AM
I see he hasn't been online since the 13th. He must have had a wicked Valentine's, with the rush of feels inducing a type of amnesia.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on February 28, 2013, 02:59:11 AM
Probably whipping the bride into shape for her navel baring wedding dress
Title: Re: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: benjipwns on February 28, 2013, 02:59:30 AM
It only works if you're not fat and broke... I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.
Have you tried a classy hat and vest over a pop-nerd t-shirt?
Title: Re: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 28, 2013, 03:00:36 AM
Probably whipping the bride into shape for her navel baring wedding dress

:lol
Title: Re: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 28, 2013, 04:04:33 AM
Congrats!
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Post by: pickle on February 28, 2013, 06:01:56 AM
how long before she gets tired of his cutting snarkiness

Studies have shown that cutting snark (sometimes referred to as douchery) is an aphrodisiac. Just ask all them GAFfers.

It only works if you're not fat and broke... I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.

On topic: congrats, sir.

You should totes put that on your okcupid profile man.

Oh yea, congrats bizzy bee!  :-*
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Post by: drew on February 28, 2013, 07:05:20 AM
I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.

mhm...
Title: Re: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 28, 2013, 07:47:29 AM
I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.

 :troll
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Post by: Brehvolution on February 28, 2013, 09:03:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/eWzNLeZ.gif)
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Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2013, 10:51:47 AM
Congrats Biz! 
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2013, 03:14:35 PM
how long before she gets tired of his cutting snarkiness

Studies have shown that cutting snark (sometimes referred to as douchery) is an aphrodisiac. Just ask all them GAFfers.

It only works if you're not fat and broke... I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.

On topic: congrats, sir.

GS-level post, man

Also, I think he has been trying to avoid forums, but instead he tweets now.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2013, 03:53:05 PM
Can't wait to torpedo his 2030 senate campaign with his Bore posts
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Post by: Boogie on February 28, 2013, 05:00:40 PM

Also, I think he has been trying to avoid forums, but instead he tweets now.

No, that's what you do now. :P
Title: Re: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2013, 05:05:54 PM

Also, I think he has been trying to avoid forums, but instead he tweets now.

No, that's what you do now. :P

"Gave up Facebook, Reddit, and forums for Lent. Unsurprisingly, my Twitter activity has skyrocketed."
Title: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: Verdigris Murder on February 28, 2013, 05:35:18 PM
I'm pretty sure he did the question after cooking a nice meal.

A woman when well fed, regresses subconsciously into her cave woman form. Thus her resistance is weakened by sustenance.
Title: Re: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: Boogie on March 02, 2013, 12:54:39 AM

Also, I think he has been trying to avoid forums, but instead he tweets now.

No, that's what you do now. :P

"Gave up Facebook, Reddit, and forums for Lent. Unsurprisingly, my Twitter activity has skyrocketed."

well, okay then.  At least he has an excuse.   ;)
Title: Re: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo!
Post by: Robo on March 02, 2013, 10:01:41 PM
If she hooked up with you, she ain't that great, but I'm happy for ya anyway.  ;)
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Post by: Himu on March 03, 2013, 12:59:12 AM
CONGRATS HONEY