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Title: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 05:51:14 PM
check this.

Some girl I've been "seeing" since like not even December 16th, sent me a SLEW of text messages today while I'm in a meeting:

1.) Hey are like we even still friends?

Me: Um yeah...why

2.) Because you don't even call me anymore, you use to call me like once a day I feel like you want nothing to do with me.

Me: Wow stop acting gay

3.) Fine if you want nothing to do with me just tell me and we can end what we have here.

Me: Ok

Yes her text messages were that long, and my pocket was vibrating like a motherfucker so I kept answering them.

So I just texted her back that I was in a meeting and that when I come home I go to the gym, get something to eat and chill out for like an HOUR before I go to bed.

What the fuck?  She then started crying saying she missed me, and I should just end it if I can't make time for her.

Man fuck girls and their stupid drama.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 05:52:17 PM
Stop making threads.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 05:53:56 PM
Stop being fat
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 05:54:49 PM
 ::)

What are you, two?
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2007, 05:56:25 PM
I dont even know what to say to this thread lol.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 10, 2007, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: Chris
Me: Wow stop acting gay

:bow

:lol

Shes probably on the rag :-\
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2007, 05:57:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9y8RRbKJ2o
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 10, 2007, 05:59:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9y8RRbKJ2o

That is the eeriest creepiest mothafucken commercial I've ever seen. The laugh will haunt my dreams, dear god
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 10, 2007, 05:59:44 PM
I thought this thread was about "man girls" aka big sobby vagina duders like most of Opa-Ages.

Teenager Talk (tm Teenagers) is interminably uninteresting.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2007, 06:00:19 PM
I mostly feel bad cause its dying in the water and its trying to laugh but it knows its dying.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2007, 06:01:24 PM
Chris, pics?

Man I wish my problems were like your problems.

"So this girl I've been seeing told me she's tired of anal, and doesn't want it anymore. She said all she wants to do is blowjobs this week. Guys, what should I do? Girls are so complicated"
 :lol
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 06:03:18 PM

Man I wish my problems were like your problems.


Why would you want to have some she-thing bothering you every five minutes -- not for sex, but to "hang out"?
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:03:38 PM
I thought this thread was about "man girls" aka big sobby vagina duders like most of Opa-Ages.

Teenager Talk (tm Teenagers) is interminably uninteresting.

Hey if you want take the thread there as all our threads get off topic anyway ;p

Chris, pics?

Man I wish my problems were like your problems.

"So this girl I've been seeing told me she's tired of anal, and doesn't want it anymore. She said all she wants to do is blowjobs this week. Guys, what should I do? Girls are so complicated"
 :lol

I'll PM it to you, way too much personal stuff comes to bite you in the ass online. :wag
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2007, 06:04:17 PM

Man I wish my problems were like your problems.


Why would you want to have some she-thing bothering you every five minutes -- not for sex, but to "hang out"?

It would make me feel good :-\

Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2007, 06:04:47 PM
Its just what do you say when a girls freaking out over text message like that lol.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 06:06:04 PM
Its just what do you say when a girls freaking out over text message like that lol.

Obviously you resort to childish responses like "Y R U GAY?"
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2007, 06:06:48 PM
Hurry up with that PM!
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2007, 06:07:27 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 10, 2007, 06:08:44 PM
Its just what do you say when a girls freaking out over text message like that lol.

I sometimes think about going with the flow and conceding to the Master Vagina but I then feel like a submissive douche afterwards. So screw giving into the Vagina, time to fight back the bossman
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: brawndolicious on January 10, 2007, 06:11:49 PM
you didn't actually say "gay"?
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:12:43 PM
um yeah I did - she was acting gay. 
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 06:14:24 PM
Ah, so you really are two years old. ::)
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2007, 06:16:03 PM
PMs? :(
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:16:42 PM
lol shut your mouth you fat fuck, you have no right to judge anyone espcially after your "drunk video".

Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: brawndolicious on January 10, 2007, 06:16:52 PM
even if you don't ever want anything to do with her now, apologize.  trust me on that one.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: APF on January 10, 2007, 06:16:58 PM
THREE WHOLE TEXT MESSAGES?  WTF PSYCHO BITCH OBSESSED HOPE YOU GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER AND WATCH YOUR BUNNIES DON'T LET THEM GET BOILED THATS THE NEXT STEP
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2007, 06:17:55 PM
Stop critisizing the man - he's a fucking pimp. A Burger King fiend and an ugly terrorist have no place judging Chris :punch








































Shake :-*
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 06:19:46 PM
lol shut your mouth you fat fuck, you have no right to judge anyone espcially after your "drunk video".


Stupid fratboys like you make me sick. LOLZ SHE MESSAGED ME 3 TIMES, WHAT A GAY STALKER.

::)
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: brawndolicious on January 10, 2007, 06:20:15 PM
And like APF said, that's NOTHING you fucking bitch!  She just wanted to start an impersonal or wtf conversation.

I mean have SOME balls.

Don't talk to her then, say you're in a meeting, turn off the fucking phone, you have options.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:20:32 PM
All I'm saying is that I don't judge anyone, ever.  I don't know "TheDarkShake" of all people coming on here telling ME how I should act and talk.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:21:38 PM
lol shut your mouth you fat fuck, you have no right to judge anyone espcially after your "drunk video".


Stupid fratboys like you make me sick. LOLZ SHE MESSAGED ME 3 TIMES, WHAT A GAY STALKER.

::)

Did I say she was a stalker?  I just said the drama when I called her back from crying was stupid.

am nintenho, when you actually you know, have some interaction with a female, come back and report to me.  All I'm saying is how girls like to start shit for no reason.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 06:22:30 PM
All I'm saying is that I don't judge anyone, ever.  I don't know "TheDarkShake" of all people coming on here telling ME how I should act and talk.

Why, cuz I'm a GAY DOO DOO FACE? ::)

I can't believe someone with a college education and a supposed well-paying job can still be such a child.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2007, 06:23:39 PM
Saw the pic...

BAIL OUT

She's not ugly by any means, but if she's that annoying and not even great looking please do the shallow - yet right - thing and get rid of it.

Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:24:40 PM
All I'm saying is that I don't judge anyone, ever.  I don't know "TheDarkShake" of all people coming on here telling ME how I should act and talk.

Why, cuz I'm a GAY DOO DOO FACE? ::)

I can't believe someone with a college education and a supposed well-paying job can still be such a child.

I am.  Get over it.  Look at MAF.

And don't point or wag your finger at anyone, what a judgemental fat fuck.  I don't judge ANYONE, I don't need to be judged by you.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: brawndolicious on January 10, 2007, 06:26:10 PM
Wow this is funny.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 06:26:17 PM
How can she be "that annoying" by messaging him a whole THREE TIMES? C'mon PD, use some sense.

Chris: You don't judge anyone, yet you have no problem calling me a fat fuck and acting like a child around others. I'd rather be a fat fuck than be an overgrown two year old. ::)
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:28:54 PM
How can she be "that annoying" by messaging him a whole THREE TIMES? C'mon PD, use some sense.

Chris: You don't judge anyone, yet you have no problem calling me a fat fuck and acting like a child around others. I'd rather be a fat fuck than be an overgrown two year old. ::)

I don't judge you until you get on me.  Oh I'm a two year old wow great thanks.

:lol this is funny, the three text messages were out of place, annoying, and just didn't need to happen.  They came out of no where, and this girl has never seen clingy to me.  That's all I was saying in this thread, you people just love to attack anyone.

Fuck off. 
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2007, 06:30:09 PM
Come on guys fuck it. Who fucking cares lets be cool
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:31:35 PM
Come on guys fuck it. Who fucking cares lets be cool

That's all I'm saying it's just bullshit to talk about I didn't need this shit.  Alot of my friends still say "that's gay that's gay" I'm fucking 20 years old I know how to speak around my friends, and when to speak with adults/co-workers.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 06:31:43 PM
You obviously wanted us to congradulate you on your "awesome" burn and riff about girls being STOOPID and having COOTIES and whatnot. Don't act as if we're attacking you for no reason, people get reprimanded all the time IRL for doing stupid, childish things.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:32:51 PM
You obviously wanted us to congradulate you on your "awesome" burn and riff about girls being STOOPID and having COOTIES and whatnot. Don't act as if we're attacking you for no reason, people get reprimanded all the time IRL for doing stupid, childish things.

whatever your SO MATURE SHAKE
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 06:33:45 PM
Why thank you.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: BobbyRobby on January 10, 2007, 06:39:24 PM
The girl was definitely acting gay.  I am with Chris.

The real world isn't neogaf.  "gay" is a perfectly normal insult to describe that kind of behavior.   Like if my roommate had told me the same story, the first thing that'd come to my mind is, "damn, that's pretty gay."
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 06:41:04 PM
What does the term "gay" have to do with a chick asking to hang out with you? o_O
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: BobbyRobby on January 10, 2007, 06:45:46 PM
if she just said "wanna hang out?" like a normal person, it wouldn't be gay.

She was fishing for attention and creating uneccesary drama. 
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:47:06 PM
um she didn't say let's hang out:

1.) Hey are like we even still friends?

Me: Um yeah...why

2.) Because you don't even call me anymore, you use to call me like once a day I feel like you want nothing to do with me.

Her exactly words.

Seriously Shake, stop acting like a fucking cunt dude.  It was shit that came out of no where, and at 10:30 in the morning I didn't want to deal with it.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 10, 2007, 06:49:37 PM
I thought we were done arguing? ::)

No matter how you spin it, I don't think saying "you're being gay" to a chick who's asking for a little attention is a reasonable answer. Sorry, no dice.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: cloudwalking on January 10, 2007, 06:59:29 PM
No matter how you spin it, I don't think saying "you're being gay" to a chick who's asking for a little attention is a reasonable answer. Sorry, no dice.

Yes, you should give attention to your friends, but a true friend should never demand attention from someone.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: APF on January 10, 2007, 08:12:15 PM
I mean WTF after two text messages you're already dead to me; three and I go after your entire fucking family.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Itch on January 11, 2007, 07:50:22 AM
Yeah man. Chickas are always overanalyzing the smallest things.

"What did you mean when you said/did that?"

Fuck that shit man.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2007, 08:11:09 AM
Exactly. Even the smallest details can get them riled up

Female friend: So what did you guys do?
Me: ?
Female friend: You know what I'm talking about lol
Me: What?
Female Friend: The girl you did the study group with; what did you guys do?
Me: WTF that was two weeks ago
Female Friend: I know, but...what happened?
Me: Why do you care lol
Female Friend: Oh so you aren't going to tell me?

What the hell :lol
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 11, 2007, 08:30:46 AM
Um... you could just answer the question, dude. If you act that way when a chick asks you a simple question, no wonder you don't get any pussy. ::)
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2007, 10:25:21 AM
Shake you don't get it. There's something called privacy and there's something called being a god damn annoying pushy woman. Mix those things together and you get a huge headache.

 ::)
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Lonestar on January 11, 2007, 12:37:28 PM
PD and Dark Shake, why do you post in threads that concern the opposite sex?  If we wanted advice from adult virgins, we'd PM opa or MAF.  We don't need your insights gleaned from various Cosmo's derailing thread after thread.  In short: get laid, then get laid again.  Then start talking.  Until then, STFU you batch of losers. 
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 11, 2007, 12:39:17 PM
SURE SOUNDS LIKE SOME PEOPLE IN HERE WANNA BE BANNED!
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 11, 2007, 12:42:13 PM
STFU Lonestar ::)
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 11, 2007, 12:46:03 PM
Conversely, you could ask Lonestar, and get an equally useless but more sanctimonious response. I'd put your advice on women square in the middle of the PD/Dark Shake category.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Lonestar on January 11, 2007, 01:54:25 PM
Conversely, you could ask Lonestar, and get an equally useless but more sanctimonious response. I'd put your advice on women square in the middle of the PD/Dark Shake category.

Oh, lol, I upset your BF.  My bad...  :rofl
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 11, 2007, 02:28:32 PM
SOME PLUTOIN' IS COMIN UP!
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: The Sceneman on January 11, 2007, 02:35:00 PM
Bitches aint shit. Seriously. THEY LET YOU PUT YOUR DICK INSIDE THEM. How fucking low is that. Stupid bitches.
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 11, 2007, 02:35:41 PM
Watch what you say, lonestar might judge you!
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: Lonestar on January 11, 2007, 02:39:08 PM
Watch what you say, lonestar might judge you!

Or overlord MAF might "PLUTOED" you!!! 
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 11, 2007, 02:40:41 PM
EVEN YOU HAVE EMBRACED THE PLUTO!
Title: Re: Man girls create drama out of anything.
Post by: APF on January 11, 2007, 02:47:56 PM
Exactly. Even the smallest details can get them riled up

Female friend: So what did you guys do?
Me: ?
Female friend: You know what I'm talking about lol
Me: What?
Female Friend: The girl you did the study group with; what did you guys do?
Me: WTF that was two weeks ago
Female Friend: I know, but...what happened?
Me: Why do you care lol
Female Friend: Oh so you aren't going to tell me?

What the hell :lol

Even if you don't want to go into detail about what you did or didn't do with your study-group girl, you could always turn this sort of conversation back around to your female friend, rather than just shut that stuff down.  You could be like, "looks like you're a little jealous, etc etc."  Cutting off conversation is always worse than deflecting it, whether you're talking about politics or relationships.

You don't have to say "etc" though.  I do, I'm just weird that way.