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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: AWESOM-O on March 08, 2013, 02:52:00 PM

Title: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: AWESOM-O on March 08, 2013, 02:52:00 PM: You're walking down the beach, and you trip over a lamp. Out pops a genie. He's not a regular genie though, and his powers are very limited. You can't have any wish you want, but you can cause one person's dick to spontaneously fall off. The person will suffer no other health complications, and any attempts to re-attach the penis will fail.

Also, this magic cannot be used on Himuro.

Who would you pick? I'd have a tough time. The contenders would probably include:

- Tom Rothman, former head of Fox Studios
- Andrew Bynum, former Lakers center
- J.D. Drew, former Dodgers outfielder
- Roger Ailes, president of Fox News
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 08, 2013, 02:55:58 PM: Lex Steele. Then SmoothGroove could bronze it and put it on his mantle or something.
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: bork on March 08, 2013, 03:43:04 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 08, 2013, 02:55:58 PM
Lex Steele. Then SmoothGroove could bronze it and put it on his mantle or something.

Don't you mean PD?
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 08, 2013, 04:28:50 PM: i'd do himuro a solid

edit: :maf just trying to help a brother out

okay, chyna
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Trent Dole on March 08, 2013, 05:30:13 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 08, 2013, 04:28:50 PM
i'd do himuro a solid
Yeah this was my first thought too.
Quote from: Eschaton on March 08, 2013, 04:12:50 PM
Quote from: bork laser on March 08, 2013, 03:43:04 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 08, 2013, 02:55:58 PM
Lex Steele. Then SmoothGroove could bronze it and put it on his mantle or something.

Don't you mean PD?
No. PD would just pick it up and put it in his mouth
Dude! :rofl
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Barry Egan on March 08, 2013, 06:28:18 PM: Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 08, 2013, 02:52:00 PM
- Tom Rothman, former head of Fox Studios
- Andrew Bynum, former Lakers center
- J.D. Drew, former Dodgers outfielder
- Roger Ailes, president of Fox News

I commend you for not including Duckroll on this list.
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Barry Egan on March 08, 2013, 07:18:30 PM: my answer is Jeremy Renner.
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 07:37:40 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on March 08, 2013, 04:12:50 PM
Quote from: bork laser on March 08, 2013, 03:43:04 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 08, 2013, 02:55:58 PM
Lex Steele. Then SmoothGroove could bronze it and put it on his mantle or something.

Don't you mean PD?
No. PD would just pick it up and put it in his mouth
:dead :dead :dead
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: parallax on March 08, 2013, 08:19:02 PM: alex rodriguez. i despise that fucker so much.
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Polari on March 08, 2013, 08:22:05 PM: Obama. Most powerful man in the world has no dick. Now that would be something.
Title: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 09:18:05 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on March 08, 2013, 04:12:50 PM
Quote from: bork laser on March 08, 2013, 03:43:04 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 08, 2013, 02:55:58 PM
Lex Steele. Then SmoothGroove could bronze it and put it on his mantle or something.

Don't you mean PD?
No. PD would just pick it up and put it in his mouth

:rofl
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 08, 2013, 09:50:13 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on March 08, 2013, 04:12:50 PM
Quote from: bork laser on March 08, 2013, 03:43:04 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 08, 2013, 02:55:58 PM
Lex Steele. Then SmoothGroove could bronze it and put it on his mantle or something.

Don't you mean PD?
No. PD would just pick it up and put it in his mouth

:ooh :sabu :ohhh
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 09, 2013, 12:43:29 AM: skip bayless or tim tebow
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Groogrux on March 09, 2013, 08:15:39 AM: The obvious choice is the guy with the world's largest dick, so I can bring myself closer to average.

(http://i.imgur.com/m1C1E.gif)

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Sorry you have to lose your dick, Kosma.
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Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 09, 2013, 01:11:08 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 09, 2013, 12:43:29 AM
skip bayless or tim tebow
But what will Skip Bayless suck on?
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Diunx on March 09, 2013, 06:05:53 PM: My boss, is not like the divorced cunt is using it.
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: chronovore on March 12, 2013, 08:47:56 PM: G.W. Bush -- I still dislike the entitled little fucker. I'd go with Rove, but I suspect he just takes it up the ass anyway.

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 08, 2013, 04:28:50 PM
i'd do himuro a solid

edit: :maf just trying to help a brother out

okay, chyna
:lol
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Squiddy on March 12, 2013, 09:04:40 PM: That mongol dude. Suddenly, we're not over populated.
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 14, 2013, 05:34:19 AM: kim jong un

maybe if it falls off he'll shut the fuck up and go away
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 14, 2013, 04:02:53 PM: Devo.
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 14, 2013, 05:24:41 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 14, 2013, 04:02:53 PM
Devo.

But I don't has ones.
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 14, 2013, 05:40:37 PM: Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 14, 2013, 05:24:41 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 14, 2013, 04:02:53 PM
Devo.

But I don't has ones.

wow. it worked.
Title: Re: You can make one person's dick fall off
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 14, 2013, 05:46:53 PM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 14, 2013, 05:29:41 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 14, 2013, 05:34:19 AM
kim jong un

maybe if it falls off he'll shut the fuck up and go away

You do realize that the number and size of missiles would double over night if that happens, right?

Yeah after I made that post I realized he'd really have nothing better to do and probably wage war for real. Or maybe that's why he's doing it now. :dwill