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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2013, 11:04:36 PM
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Hold on to yer butts fellas, N Korea will attack us any minute. Iran might even jump in. Therefore we must decide who will be in our unit. You get 4 selections
I have left all of AARP Bore (Prole, Stoney Mason, Borys, Contra, MAF, Gundam, Cormac, DC Charlie, etc) off since it's unlikely they'll be selected.
Canadian Bore is included due to NATO obligations
My platoon:
#1: T234
No EBer has a larger body count or wider tolerance for pain.
#2: tehjaybo
Another Kentucky-Bore member, I want as many shooters as I can get
#3: Shaka
Speaks multiple languages, can blend in with the enemy
#4: AWESOM-O
Graduate student
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I was like "hey wait a minute where am I... Oh."
Everyone needs a wizard during a nuclear apocalypse.
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AARP Bore :lol
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i only need myself
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Where the fuck is the Drew option? That lunatic has an AK now, OF COURSE I want someone with that kind of firepower in my foxhole.
I voted T234, jaybo, and both Boogie options. I think we'd make one hell of an A-team.
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Biz, Creepy Old Man, and TEXP. Disappointed in lack of Cormac option.
Not disappointed in lack of drew option, 'cause there's no way I'm choosing that crazy sumbitch.
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I just assumed that we were all in a foxhole together on one side, and Cormac was our opposition.
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Added drew, fuck I forgot about that
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Shit, I'd like to refund one of my Boogie choices for PD, because every platoon needs a... well, you know how in each movie the black guy dies first? Sorry dude.
:dead
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The Business - he's already trained and built for this
Boogie on foot - I shouldn't even have to explain why
Blue - short, strong (I think) and spends a lot of time behind lenses. He'd be our scout
drew - weapons expert
If everyone was too uncomfortable with drew, Mupepe (weapons enthusiast) would get his spot. Can't get either for whatever reason? Green Man then. He's young. We can shape him into whatever we want.
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I just assumed that we were all in a foxhole together on one side, and Cormac was our opposition.
i'd still have to use my left hand but yeah can't see it working otherwise
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I would take Wilco in case we ran out of food. He looks delicious. :drool
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Drew would be the last person I chose, no way. Lack of discipline, and if we got caught he'd get us all killed with his mouth
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Boogie on horse
Boogie on foot
:lol
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2 Boogies, tehjaybo, and Shaka in case we need to run some sort of honeypot operation.
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:'(
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No one picked me, guess they don't want a last minute sexcapade if we're going to die. 8)
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I will apply for drone strike control and let the rest of you handle the on the ground stuff. In the sense that I can play my service like an RTS I would like to have Frag on my team. Also Steve Contra as Cargo Specialist. If I ever find myself sober while facing the reality of war I will report him to command.
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I'd be awful
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I'd be awful
Join the club. I'm pretty sure I'd just fire everywhere if given a gun.
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Momo, Joe, Wrath, and Bebpo.
Anime Bore lives together and dies together.
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Awww shit, this is going to be a tough choice :gloomy
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Rumbler :bow
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Boogie on foot, because we're not Poland.
The Business
T234
Devo
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When you guys are "over there" ill make sure to buy girl scout cookies and donate them to the troops, and the post about it on facebook so everyone knows I did that and how it makes me feel
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Where is bork laser he can just ban all those fools :o
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When you guys are "over there" ill make sure to buy girl scout cookies and donate them to the troops, and the post about it on facebook so everyone knows I did that and how it makes me feel
Go eat your pudding, old man.
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I'll make sure to only post about it as a reply to facebook posts about how someone bought cookies to eat on their own- ill swoop in and be like I bought x amount of boxes and donated them to troops *smug* then i'll follow that comment with some post about some bullshit food place I like because they make the best local shit.
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Great Rumbler (Because GEKIGENGAR GATTAI)
Exodus Wrath burn (come on he's arab he surely has some explosives laying around :heart)
AdmiralViscen (I figure he's an admiral so we wont be on the front line)
Needs More Cowbell (If the admiral plan goes south then we can have her flash boobs while we make our cowardly retreat :heart)
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AdmiralViscen gets sent over with his car
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MAF: You should make a post telling everyone that we should pray for our soldiers, and that people who really do care and are your real friends will copy this status to their own wall.
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MAF: You should make a post telling everyone that we should pray for our soldiers, and that people who really do care and are your real friends will copy this status to their own wall.
Likes this post in agreement with the empty sentiment.
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I'll make sure to only post about it as a reply to facebook posts about how someone bought cookies to eat on their own- ill swoop in and be like I bought x amount of boxes and donated them to troops *smug* then i'll follow that comment with some post about some bullshit food place I like because they make the best local shit.
consider yourself recruited as social media liasson. i didnt realize we had a True Patriot on these boards.
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If and when a draft happens I wonder (if too) how they'll pick women out.
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Phoenix Dark, Himuro, Beezy, Shaka
Stretching that foxhole Gangland style
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Phoenix Dark, Himuro, Beezy, Shaka
Stretching that foxhole Gangland style
:rofl
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So far the Boogie variants+KY Bore are dominating. I can just imagine T234 and Boogie arguing after T234 brings a hooker to the foxhole. "I thought you said poontang, not poutine!"
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T234: Boogie, where the fuck are your guns.
Boogie: Right here *kisses both biceps*
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well thanks for adding me to the poll asshole :'( HATE YOU ALL FUCK YOU I CANT EVEN LOOK AT YOUR FACES
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uhh nevermind.. i didnt look properly FORGET WHAT I SAID.. bitches
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:lol
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:'(
:'( :'(
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:'(
:'( :'(
Everyone knows you'd defect if the enemy's uniform was more chic.
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Why the fuck am I not on that list? :maf
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Phoenix Dark, Himuro, Beezy, Shaka
aka operation human shield
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No one picked me, guess they don't want a last minute sexcapade if we're going to die. 8)
You're SOL, Shaka got that covered as well.
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Fuck yes I want the Biz in my hole.
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Boogie, The Business, T234.
Good mix of heartbreakers and lifetakers.
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No one picked me, guess they don't want a last minute sexcapade if we're going to die. 8)
Sexcapade? Yeah right, you can't fool me. I'd get a last minute lecture on how awful of me it is just to assume that since we're all about to die in a war you'd have sex with me :P
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A horseless boogie seems a bit like a shark with lasers on land. Certainly impressive, but hardly that useful, you know?
No one picked me, guess they don't want a last minute sexcapade if we're going to die. 8)
check your cis privilege at the door pls
TS Himuro
2 (2.9%)
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Yeah I'm gonna hang back at the bore while you guys go look around
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Where the fuck am I? This thread is disgusting and should be locked :tocry
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#1 Boogie on a Horse - Everyone needs a leader
#2 The Business - Everyone needs an experienced soldier
#3 Drew - Everyone needs that one soldier crazy enough to run across No Man's Land
#4 Mandark - He's smart so I'm sure he'll come in handy
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Andrex - He hunts monsters, thats got to be worth something
Maxy - No one voted for him yet so I felt bad
BlueTsunami - A Tsunami could be useful plus blue is a cool color
Boogie on a Horse - If everyone else voted Boogie on a Horse I should too
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:'(
:'( :'(
Everyone knows you'd defect if the enemy's uniform was more chic.
well considering I give the d to someone who actually has access to nukes I'd think I'm slightly more valuable than most :P
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Feels good being off the grid. :mynicca
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Willco, hope he packs some delicious sundae / cannon fodder.
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:'(
:'( :'(
Everyone knows you'd defect if the enemy's uniform was more chic.
well considering I give the d to someone who actually has access to nukes I'd think I'm slightly more valuable than most :P
Obama? :omg
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I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.
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:'(
:'( :'(
Everyone knows you'd defect if the enemy's uniform was more chic.
well considering I give the d to someone who actually has access to nukes I'd think I'm slightly more valuable than most :P
Obama? :omg
::)
Chuck Hagel, duh.
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I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.
I've been here for almost 5 years and I'm never on any lists. :'(
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I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.
Dude you are a member of AARP Bore, I'm sorry. No parents breh :'(
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I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.
Dude you are a member of AARP Bore, I'm sorry. No parents breh :'(
MAF doesn't have kids. Contra doesn't have kids.
And Bebpo is older than me.
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I'm older than most of you, but I'm also considerably meaner.
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Bebpo is older than me.
first nuke deployed.
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I want to have a horse too :'(
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Bepbo always struck me as younger. And while Triumph may be old on paper he is young at heart, and dangerous.
Kentucky Bore :rejoice
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People not taking Kentucky bore are crazy... the EV on having those dudes on your side has got to be crazy high.
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Mine were:
Beezy
Cause I believe in the strength of street knowledge. Plus years dodging needles and bitches with stretch marks due to an AIDS scare shows ingenuity and the ability to avoid death.
TS Himuro
I figured Poison can fight so why not Heruro, also confusion is the best weapon. And I get a cannon out of it, so yay.
:rofl
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I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.
I've been here for almost 5 years and I'm never on any lists. :'(
You're on my favorites list :heart
I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.
Dude you are a member of AARP Bore, I'm sorry. No parents breh :'(
The gubmint doesn't care! I'm only 26!
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:rofl :rofl
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Who the hell picks drew? I'm way better in every category. you know what? no fuck this, I'm not participating in this god damn popularity contest. I'd join the other side just to smite all you fuckers in the name of whoever people die for nowadays! ALALALALALLALALALALA *boom*
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BlackMage will jump for the first female that gives him attention. Do not believe his lies.
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Boogie on Horse
Boogie on Foot
The Business
T234 -- every group needs a wildcard
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I originally had picked BlackMage as well for his eagerness to fit in but ended up swapping him out for Cajole. I see I made the right choice.
I don't need to fit in!!! I AM MY OWN MAN.. and fuck you Demi you would be my first target!!!!
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(http://i.imgur.com/ijhnnjIl.jpg)
I just noticed Boogie. Masterstroke.
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According to twitter, Cajole might off himself at anytime.
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Kentucky Bore. At least I'm going out drunk and high.
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Boogie on Horse
Boogie on Foot
The Business
T234 -- every group needs a wildcard
stacked. this is why this needs to operate on a point system. imagine if you had 10 points to spend on your crew. on a scale of 1 to 4, boogie on a horse is a 5 (max +1 for the horse). that's two and a half shaka's.
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Although a team comprised of Shaka, Wrath and Cajole does have the benefit of blending in with certain enemies.
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h.. how many points would i be worth? :-[
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I think Wrath would be a risky choice. He'd probably get super depressed one day then be happy go lucky the next. Can really make or break a plan.
Can I vote for "the mustached man" instead?
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According to twitter, Cajole might off himself at anytime.
So his tweets haven't changed.
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Here's a cruel thought... what's the WORST POSSIBLE team you could construct from the given choices?
-Synbios (obvious first pick in this scenario)
-flannel boy (social recluse, depressed, would get distracted by j-law .gifs)
-demi (demi)
-Willco (funny to put on a team with demi)
Drew or blackmage are also worthy choices, as they're both crazy and/or armed. I would be a good choice too, because I'm an asshole with poor conditioning.
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Manabyte + Boogie would be fun. It'd be like Hot Fuzz, with Mana asking Boogie if he's ever shot his gun while diving through the air yelling "ARGH." Or possibly Manabyte going full Walter Mitty and lecturing Boogie on tactics and weapon choice.
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I can't believe that I've been getting more play in this poll than Biz. Y'all are nuts. :lol
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I can't believe both of you are getting more than T234. He's got weed!
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the fuck at picking me
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Here's a cruel thought... what's the WORST POSSIBLE team you could construct from the given choices?
-Synbios (obvious first pick in this scenario)
-flannel boy (social recluse, depressed, would get distracted by j-law .gifs)
-demi (demi)
-Willco (funny to put on a team with demi)
Drew or blackmage are also worthy choices, as they're both crazy and/or armed. I would be a good choice too, because I'm an asshole with poor conditioning.
Easy
- Creepy Old Guy
- Groogrux
- Joe Molotov
- Me
See you in the shower room, boys
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I'm very honored to be getting picked a fair bit in this. I'd do you proud. :american
My personal choices:
Great Rumbler: Every team needs a great strategist.
The Business: A soldier, good under fire.
Boogie: Weapons training and preparation.
Shaka: Tall, seems limber, probably a good scout. And like many have been saying, depending on the enemy, blending in and languages.
I'd rate our likelihood of surviving pretty high, with our preparation and my guns.
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Here's a cruel thought... what's the WORST POSSIBLE team you could construct from the given choices?
-Synbios (obvious first pick in this scenario)
-flannel boy (social recluse, depressed, would get distracted by j-law .gifs)
-demi (demi)
-Willco (funny to put on a team with demi)
Drew or blackmage are also worthy choices, as they're both crazy and/or armed. I would be a good choice too, because I'm an asshole with poor conditioning.
Easy
- Creepy Old Guy
- Groogrux
- Joe Molotov
- Me
See you in the shower room, boys
This was not "a list of people demi wants to have hog sex with" but that's still a team that is probably doomed, so yeah
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It fits both criteria and this is my list. You got to make your own. I'm gonna get bred by you lot before I die and I will damn well enjoy it.
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Great Rumbler: Every team needs a great strategist.
My Warcraft 2 sessions beginning at age 10 are paying off, I see!
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h.. how many points would i be worth? :-[
0, but you get a +3 bonus to any saving throw that requires cuteness.
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So much real talk up in here.
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the fuck at picking me
Gets lonely in the trenches, pretty boy.
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:damn
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drew would lead yall to some hillbilly splinter group and then kill you and strip you for supplies
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Worst team:
Andrex: I can just imagine him complaining about the gun controls not being intuitive enough
Beezy: I heard there's a lot of water in North Korea
BlackMage: Simply too loud, he'd get us all killed
Drew: I'd imagine for all his talking, he can't really shoot
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Worst team:
Beezy: I heard there's a lot of water in North Korea
:wow
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Worst team:
Beezy: I heard there's a lot of water in North Korea
:wow
Well I for one would be glad to have Beezy on my team! :-*
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Worst fireteam ever:
Bebpo - Whiny, soft, hopelessly naive
Himu - " ", generally confused about everything yet extremely opinionated
Methodis - unbearable
Drew - knows just enough about guns to get us all killed, most likely to shoot you in the back
:rofl
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Well I for one would be glad to have Beezy on my team! :-*
:mynicca
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If everyone in the poll were to ride out together, Methodis would likely get everyone killed through some stupid magic. Even Boogie on a horse has no chance
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I don't know who any of these people are.
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We'd all just shoot Methodis right at the start.
I like the cut of your jib, sir
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We'd all just shoot Methodis right at the start.
Methodis grabs the closest metal object to shield himself, it happens to be an explosive and in our haste to kill him a stray bullet pierces the device and kills us all.
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HOF material
This took some thinking. Finding good soldiers on a gaming forum is tough. Nintendo generation is generally fat, lazy, easily distracted, and generally not fit for duty.
Boogie on a horse
Boogie is the obvious choice. Weapons trained, fit, dedicated to his country, strict follower of rules. Would make an excellent team leader to my squad leader. I picked the horse option for reconnaissance/food. I was hesitant about picking a foreign national to fight America's enemies, but drastic times call for drastic measures.
Green Man and Brand New
I picked these two for the the same reasons. They are young, have an adequate level of fitness, and most importantly they are impressionable and eager to fit-in. This makes perfect privates. Boogie and I can definitely work with that. These guys are good blank slates to make fierce warriors out of. Brand New definitely gets the machine gun. I want him to suffer a little.
Cajole
I've got to have someone cool to hang out with, right? He can be team leader if we lose Boogie.
Someone like drew would be great eventually, but you'd have to break him first and ain't nobody got time for that. Kentuckybore would also be great eventually, but only after at least a couple months of physical conditioning. I want a good fire team in the least amount of time as possible. If we were fighting Arabs of course I would have picked Exodus and Shaka, but I don't think they speak Korean or Farsi.
(http://i.imgur.com/ijhnnjIl.jpg)
:bow
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Who was the guy that actually went to NK? Would have been good to have him on the team for intel purposes I guess.
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originalz I think
Edit: Yep, it's him: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=38845.msg1545197#msg1545197
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How can you discount AARP 'Bore?
Shit, I'm the only person here who saw Red Dawn IN THEATERS. The original! I KNOW HOW THIS SHIT WORKS! I KNOW HOW IT GOES DOWN!
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WOLVERINES!!!
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How can you discount AARP 'Bore?
Shit, I'm the only person here who saw Red Dawn IN THEATERS. The original! I KNOW HOW THIS SHIT WORKS! I KNOW HOW IT GOES DOWN!
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WOLVERINES!!!
Quick guys, run! Grandpa's gonna get his walker and come after us!
...I kid, I kid
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:lol
...Where's my cane?
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I think you left it back at the Carrow's.
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...Along with my "Seniors' Discount" card, I see.
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that image should be the bore's header for many months
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i dont understand why you wouldnt choose me im a master of disguise and foolery id let the NKs believe we are nK
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I wound up picking: Boogie on Horse, The Business, tehjaybo, and drew.
The worst squad to go with:
Cheebs - Would flap his hands at having to do any real work and would and try to go AWOL when he runs out of edamame
Himuro - Most likely to defect to the other side on a whim
Methodis - Guaranteed he would do something stupid enough to kill us all
demi - The harsh climates of Iran and rocky terrain of North Korea would not be suitable for a wheelchair
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i dont understand why you wouldnt choose me im a master of disguise and foolery id let the NKs believe we are nK
Well you have (poorly) impersonated a black dude for years now
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voted for boogie (on foot, although a horse would be valuable it would split up the team and possibly draw more attention whilst innawoods), jaybo, da biz, and cajole
based on fitness mostly, tactics and training can always be instilled later on. the norks have no chance!
edit: forgot about mups, he would be tied with tehjaybo to go on my team
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Here's a cruel thought... what's the WORST POSSIBLE team you could construct from the given choices?
Easy
- Creepy Old Guy
- Groogrux
- Joe Molotov
- Me
See you in the shower room, boys
I got picked for a team! :heartbeat
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I forgot to pick a team, which boreans are the most redneck and trained in weaponry? Those are my choices.
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You'd probably want Jaybo, T234, and Mups. Jaybo and Mups have decent knowledge of weapons and are from the south. T234 is from the south as well, and can wield a 3-foot dildo like no other.
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I wound up picking: Boogie on Horse, The Business, tehjaybo, and drew.
The worst squad to go with:
Cheebs - Would flap his hands at having to do any real work and would and try to go AWOL when he runs out of edamame
Oh shit. :lol
Himuro - Most likely to defect to the other side on a whim
:rofl
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You'd probably want Jaybo, T234, and Mups. Jaybo and Mups have decent knowledge of weapons and are from the south. T234 is from the south as well, and can wield a 3-foot dildo like no other.
:lol :lol :lol
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My team isn't going to be on the front lines so there won't be need for powerhitters like Kentucky Bore. We're going to be more like a stealthy special ops team, where we slip in and perform surgical strikes on high value targets.
demi-has already overthrown one tyrant (willco). Kim Jong Un will be a piece of cake in comparison. Plus has access to all those cock pics.
TS Himuro- Could probably get the North Koreans to mistake him for Dennis Rodman pretty easily, giving us the element of surprise
manabyte- Surely his obsessive ability to get even the most minute of intel on various entertainment properties could translate over to gathering enemy intel. Plus he would spoiler for us how every mission will turn out.
Stoney Mason- Calm, cool-headed, and rational, he will be able to tell us the pros and cons of every course of action we consider, ultimately leaving the decision up to us as he will remain undecided.
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worst potential comrades? hm...
PD
Himuboo
Brandnew
Malek
T234
Blackmage
Joey Molotov
Drinky Crow
any way you slice it, horrible all around and for different reasons. 0/10 would not operate with.
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Why would I be bad?! I'm in shape, intelligent, and while I'd have to learn how to use guns I'm well versed in strategy as a StarCraft player.
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I don't get why you guys are so worried about betrayal, when faced with waves of third world azn's I'm pretty sure erybody would stick together.
as for you pd I don't really know, my opinion on you isn't strong and I guess I could take you off the list. although your rich cultural heritage would instantly grant you a -100 in tactics you're willingness to learn could make up for it.
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I don't get why you guys are so worried about betrayal, when faced with waves of third world azn's I'm pretty sure erybody would stick together.
as for you pd I don't really know, my opinion on you isn't strong and I guess I could take you off the list. although your rich cultural heritage would instantly grant you a -100 in tactics you're willingness to learn could make up for it.
I can't tell if this is because I'm black or because I'm from Detroit
:jada
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Depends on the situation. Let's say I had to give you a hand so you could climb up a wall, while NKicca were shooting at us. Sure I'd help.
But let's say we were near an extraction point, you were injured and I could carry to to the chopper or gtfo myself. Sorry breh you're out of luck
:yeshrug
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(http://www.askcorran.com/keenDealWithIt.gif)
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I have some experience with a rifle but I'd go AWOL ASAP because war is FUBAR.
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Hate to sound predictable, but I picked people I want to screw; an American, a Puerto Rican, an Italian, and a Jew. That happens to be the exact ratio of every orgy I've ever been involved with.
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Wait a minute... where's the Bob option?!
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o248/bobfrompikecreek/IMG_4293.jpg)
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Clearly, Bob has already sided with the third-world azn invaderz.
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the best of the Bore vs third-world third graders....we never stood a chance
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I would choose T234, TS Himuro, and Bebpo. In a war like that, there'd be no way a soldier on foot would have to do anything. You'll just sit in a foxhole all day trying to pass the time. Those three seem like the most social/interesting so at least you wouldn't get bored.
And fuck you for not putting me on this list. Shaka and Wrath could blend into Iran as well as Mupepe or Diunx. Bebpo is probably the most Iranian-looking non Iranian.
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Bebpo is probably the most Iranian-looking non Iranian.
He also looks Israeli, so they might shoot him on sight.
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Bebpo is probably the most Iranian-looking non Iranian.
He also looks Israeli, so they might shoot him on sight.
Ironically, Iranians are Aryans.