THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Diunx on March 13, 2013, 02:16:34 PM
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errr I mean Papam, there is a new pope, he'll be revealed as soon as his done with some kid.
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huh, I thought this would take 120 days. Was Salo not non-ficition?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvb5CiUt6s#!
:lol
please be a negro. I'd take the day off work tomorrow just to read twitter freakouts
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As awesome as a black pope would be, that dude is crazy conservative, even for a member of the clergy.
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I hope they pick our Cardinal, then I would only have to see that cunt's face in memes.
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All the major pope contenders are conservative, I doubt the black guy is that much more conservative; he's just on record.
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All the major pope contenders are conservative, I doubt the black guy is that much more conservative; he's just on record.
But is he on the d/l? :leon
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Angelo Scola's twitter account was deleted. Hmmm...
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(http://media.tumblr.com/6ae1efb1feeb864a01c14aebb957a8e3/tumblr_inline_mj9n9iR7QS1qz4rgp.gif)
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Angelo Scola's twitter account was deleted. Hmmm...
A white european dude. *shocked*
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they went all the way to Argentina to find a white guy?
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booo, I was really hoping they would actually go with Pope Dolan just for the hilarity of it all
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but he's a jesuit?
interesting
oh
CL
BORING
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comunione_e_Liberazione
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This guy is 76 and stepped down as archbishop of Buenos Aires recently due to age. GOOD JON CARDINALS.
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You got to call me Francis M.H. White
:rejoice
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Until last year, Bergoglio was the archbishop of Buenos Aires before stepping down because of his age. He is 76. Bergoglio is considered a straight-shooter who calls things as he sees them, and a follower of the church's most conservative wing. He has clashed with the government of President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner over his opposition to gay marriage and free distribution of contraceptives.
Catholicism: Marching bravely into the 1950's
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He should make Eva Perón a saint!
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This guy is 76 and stepped down as archbishop of Buenos Aires recently due to age. GOOD JON CARDINALS.
Maybe he's just a transitional pope they brought in for a rebuilding season.
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This guy is 76 and stepped down as archbishop of Buenos Aires recently due to age. GOOD JON CARDINALS.
Maybe he's just a transitional pope they brought in for a rebuilding season.
Should have built around Tebow :skip
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I was thinking Diunx had a kid.
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The dude looks like an actor but can't remember the name.
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The dude looks like an actor but can't remember the name.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFRCK4cCIAAxf2a.jpg)
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The dude looks like an actor but can't remember the name.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFRCK4cCIAAxf2a.jpg)
"Just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her, my son. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD."
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So they went with an obscenely backwards asshole? I'm so surprised!
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The dude looks like an actor but can't remember the name.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFRCK4cCIAAxf2a.jpg)
"Just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her, my son. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD."
"It was a Stuckeys"
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76 year old white guy who fears change? Sounds about right.
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76 year old white guy who fears change? Sounds about right.
..for the Republican Presidential nominee in 2016? :teehee
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The dude looks like an actor but can't remember the name.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFRCK4cCIAAxf2a.jpg)
"Just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her, my son. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD."
"It was a Stuckeys"
"And I believed you!"
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I'll just leave this here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh5pDNMO2Js
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So they went with an obscenely backwards asshole? I'm so surprised!
meh, who cares
all popes are backwards
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Should have gone with :geoff
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After less than 24 hours of deliberation, the College of Cardinals has elected Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio from Argentina to become the Roman Catholic Church’s 266th leader, who will be the Church’s first-ever South American pope and who will be henceforth known as Pope Francis. Here are some facts about the new pope:
Date Of Birth: December 17, 1936
Date Of Death: November 16, 2015
Number Of People Who Don’t Give A Shit What He Thinks About Anything: Approximately 5.8 billion
Spouse: Isabel Alba Bergoglio
Children: Rebecca (b. 2002), Timothy (b. 2006)
Main Goals For Papacy: Keep Catholic people Catholic, convince other people to become Catholic
Old: Yes
White: Yes
Women’s Rights: Nah
Ability To Walk Up Steps Without Help: Not great
Highest-Charting Single:“Wanna Do Ya Girl (But tha Lord is My Love),” 1989, Arista Records
Official Website: techdeals.com
What He Thinks Heaven Is Like: Mix of clouds and astroturf
Outrage Over Sexual Abuse In Catholic Church: Yeah, sure
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All of my deeply catholic relatives don't seem to give two shits about this announcement.
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No one gave two shits about the last pope and this is just more of the same
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No one gave two shits about the last pope and this is just more of the same
JP2 was pretty cool, though.
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Watching the new last night, I was painted an image of a forward thinking, somewhat progressive pope. I hit the internet this morning to find out that wasn't the case.
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(https://o.twimg.com/1/proxy.jpg?t=FQQVBBheaHR0cDovLzI1Lm1lZGlhLnR1bWJsci5jb20vZjljZjQwZGMyM2RmZjhmMWYxN2EzYjgzNzRkMTRlZTYvdHVtYmxyX21qbnVwdk1zNEwxcWFyemF3bzFfNTAwLmpwZxQEFgASAA&s=ZI9GXcI9Med3Uo6zePHLHiJgPQiKFz4-RKSL1np4qOU)
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So they went with an obscenely backwards asshole? I'm so surprised!
meh, who cares
all popes are backwards
p much!