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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Diunx on March 13, 2013, 02:16:34 PM

Title: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 13, 2013, 02:16:34 PM
errr I mean Papam, there is a new pope, he'll be revealed as soon as his done with some kid.
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Post by: brob on March 13, 2013, 02:22:46 PM
huh, I thought this would take 120 days. Was Salo not non-ficition?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2013, 02:32:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvb5CiUt6s#!
 :lol

please be a negro. I'd take the day off work tomorrow just to read twitter freakouts
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 13, 2013, 02:33:45 PM
As awesome as a black pope would be, that dude is crazy conservative, even for a member of the clergy.
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 13, 2013, 02:39:43 PM
I hope they pick our Cardinal, then I would only have to see that cunt's face in memes.
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2013, 02:41:13 PM
All the major pope contenders are conservative, I doubt the black guy is that much more conservative; he's just on record.
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 13, 2013, 02:53:35 PM
All the major pope contenders are conservative, I doubt the black guy is that much more conservative; he's just on record.

But is he on the d/l?  :leon
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 13, 2013, 03:02:03 PM
Angelo Scola's twitter account was deleted. Hmmm...
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 13, 2013, 03:05:49 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/6ae1efb1feeb864a01c14aebb957a8e3/tumblr_inline_mj9n9iR7QS1qz4rgp.gif)
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 13, 2013, 03:07:07 PM
Angelo Scola's twitter account was deleted. Hmmm...

A white european dude. *shocked*
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Eric P on March 13, 2013, 03:20:27 PM
they went all the way to Argentina to find a white guy?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 13, 2013, 03:21:46 PM
booo, I was really hoping they would actually go with Pope Dolan just for the hilarity of it all
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Post by: Eric P on March 13, 2013, 03:22:24 PM
but he's a jesuit?

interesting

oh

CL

BORING

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comunione_e_Liberazione
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 13, 2013, 03:28:52 PM
This guy is 76 and stepped down as archbishop of Buenos Aires recently due to age.  GOOD JON CARDINALS.
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2013, 03:31:20 PM
You got to call me Francis M.H. White
:rejoice
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 13, 2013, 03:32:34 PM
Quote
Until last year, Bergoglio was the archbishop of Buenos Aires before stepping down because of his age. He is 76. Bergoglio is considered a straight-shooter who calls things as he sees them, and a follower of the church's most conservative wing. He has clashed with the government of President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner over his opposition to gay marriage and free distribution of contraceptives.

Catholicism: Marching bravely into the 1950's
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Post by: hampster on March 13, 2013, 03:35:37 PM
He should make Eva Perón a saint!
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 13, 2013, 03:37:52 PM
This guy is 76 and stepped down as archbishop of Buenos Aires recently due to age.  GOOD JON CARDINALS.

Maybe he's just a transitional pope they brought in for a rebuilding season.
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 13, 2013, 03:40:56 PM
This guy is 76 and stepped down as archbishop of Buenos Aires recently due to age.  GOOD JON CARDINALS.

Maybe he's just a transitional pope they brought in for a rebuilding season.

Should have built around Tebow :skip
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 13, 2013, 05:02:55 PM
I was thinking Diunx had a kid.
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 13, 2013, 05:17:42 PM
The dude looks like an actor but can't remember the name.
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2013, 05:36:42 PM
The dude looks like an actor but can't remember the name.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFRCK4cCIAAxf2a.jpg)
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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 13, 2013, 05:45:30 PM
The dude looks like an actor but can't remember the name.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFRCK4cCIAAxf2a.jpg)

"Just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her, my son. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD."
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Trent Dole on March 13, 2013, 06:00:59 PM
So they went with an obscenely backwards asshole? I'm so surprised!
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Post by: Steve Contra on March 13, 2013, 06:16:37 PM
The dude looks like an actor but can't remember the name.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFRCK4cCIAAxf2a.jpg)

"Just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her, my son. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD."
"It was a Stuckeys"
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 13, 2013, 06:37:44 PM
76 year old white guy who fears change? Sounds about right.
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Trent Dole on March 13, 2013, 06:51:28 PM
76 year old white guy who fears change? Sounds about right.
..for the Republican Presidential nominee in 2016? :teehee
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 13, 2013, 07:25:24 PM
The dude looks like an actor but can't remember the name.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFRCK4cCIAAxf2a.jpg)

"Just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her, my son. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD."
"It was a Stuckeys"

"And I believed you!"
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on March 13, 2013, 09:29:25 PM
I'll just leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh5pDNMO2Js
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Squiddy on March 13, 2013, 11:08:10 PM
So they went with an obscenely backwards asshole? I'm so surprised!

meh, who cares
all popes are backwards
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Brehvolution on March 14, 2013, 10:14:44 AM
Should have gone with  :geoff
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 14, 2013, 11:51:44 AM
After less than 24 hours of deliberation, the College of Cardinals has elected Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio from Argentina to become the Roman Catholic Church’s 266th leader, who will be the Church’s first-ever South American pope and who will be henceforth known as Pope Francis. Here are some facts about the new pope:

Date Of Birth: December 17, 1936

Date Of Death: November 16, 2015

Number Of People Who Don’t Give A Shit What He Thinks About Anything: Approximately 5.8 billion

Spouse: Isabel Alba Bergoglio

Children: Rebecca (b. 2002), Timothy (b. 2006)

Main Goals For Papacy: Keep Catholic people Catholic, convince other people to become Catholic

Old: Yes

White: Yes

Women’s Rights: Nah

Ability To Walk Up Steps Without Help: Not great

Highest-Charting Single:“Wanna Do Ya Girl (But tha Lord is My Love),” 1989, Arista Records

Official Website: techdeals.com

What He Thinks Heaven Is Like: Mix of clouds and astroturf

Outrage Over Sexual Abuse In Catholic Church: Yeah, sure
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 14, 2013, 12:26:52 PM
All of my deeply catholic relatives don't seem to give two shits about this announcement.
Title: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Huff on March 14, 2013, 12:35:19 PM
No one gave two shits about the last pope and this is just more of the same
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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 14, 2013, 12:59:51 PM
No one gave two shits about the last pope and this is just more of the same

JP2 was pretty cool, though.
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Brehvolution on March 14, 2013, 01:08:52 PM
Watching the new last night, I was painted an image of a forward thinking, somewhat progressive pope. I hit the internet this morning to find out that wasn't the case.
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 14, 2013, 01:24:01 PM
(https://o.twimg.com/1/proxy.jpg?t=FQQVBBheaHR0cDovLzI1Lm1lZGlhLnR1bWJsci5jb20vZjljZjQwZGMyM2RmZjhmMWYxN2EzYjgzNzRkMTRlZTYvdHVtYmxyX21qbnVwdk1zNEwxcWFyemF3bzFfNTAwLmpwZxQEFgASAA&s=ZI9GXcI9Med3Uo6zePHLHiJgPQiKFz4-RKSL1np4qOU)
Title: Re: HABEMUS PEDOM!!!
Post by: Trent Dole on March 15, 2013, 01:20:31 AM
So they went with an obscenely backwards asshole? I'm so surprised!

meh, who cares
all popes are backwards
p much!