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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on March 13, 2013, 09:09:01 PM

Title: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 13, 2013, 09:09:01 PM
...but we didn't know it because of American propaganda? No one's ever been to North Korea, so it's not like we'd actually know. That one guy that went said it was really nice, but we all chided him, because of course they're only gonna show you the nice places when you go, but what if that's just what we're told to believe? What if all of North Korea is really nice, and they only have tour guides/guards to protect the tranquil splendor of Best Korea from the filthy poor gajins stealing all the silverware and raping the women with our giant american dicku? Maybe Kim Jong Un is all like "Hey Obama, let's be friends, bro and we'll give you our sweet North Korea technology!" and Obama's like "These CACs said they were gonna launch a nuke at us, for real guys, they crazy for real!"

Really makes you think, don't it?
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2013, 09:10:28 PM
 :ohhh
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 13, 2013, 09:29:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbetNNW_2Dw
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 13, 2013, 09:31:36 PM
They're very environmentally conscious. Unlike their Asian neighbors, at night they don't leave on useless lights. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/KoreaAtNight20121205_NASA.png/324px-KoreaAtNight20121205_NASA.png)
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: benjipwns on March 13, 2013, 09:36:09 PM
What do you mean "if"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Akala on March 13, 2013, 10:34:40 PM
you have been banned from r/Pyongyang  :'(
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 14, 2013, 01:10:01 AM
They're very environmentally conscious. Unlike their Asian neighbors, at night they don't leave on useless lights.

An obvious photoshop, since America faked it's space program and would have no way to take that picture. Only though the glory of Great Leader, are men able to walk on the moon. :bow2
Title: Re: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 14, 2013, 02:59:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbetNNW_2Dw

Omg :lol

Please tell me the translation is a parody, please!!
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: drew on March 14, 2013, 04:00:19 AM
it is
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 14, 2013, 04:03:26 AM
Hasnt someone on the bore been there? I think I saw some NK pics here.
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 14, 2013, 04:10:17 AM
Dennis Rodman went there.
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: chronovore on March 14, 2013, 09:19:32 AM
...but we didn't know it because of American propaganda? No one's ever been to North Korea, so it's not like we'd actually know. That one guy that went said it was really nice, but we all chided him, because of course they're only gonna show you the nice places when you go, but what if that's just what we're told to believe? What if all of North Korea is really nice, and they only have tour guides/guards to protect the tranquil splendor of Best Korea from the filthy poor gajins stealing all the silverware and raping the women with our giant american dicku? Maybe Kim Jong Un is all like "Hey Obama, let's be friends, bro and we'll give you our sweet North Korea technology!" and Obama's like "These CACs said they were gonna launch a nuke at us, for real guys, they crazy for real!"

Really makes you think, don't it?

That would be something, all right!

It'd also be crazy if Swiss gnomes controlled the world economy, wars were fought by giant robots, and my penis was a four meter boa constrictor.
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Powerslave on March 16, 2013, 04:52:40 PM
North Korea doesnt exist. It's all made up by the US government to keep people in fear 8)
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Huff on March 16, 2013, 05:29:07 PM
Joe, use all the bore funds and go find the truth!  :uguu
Title: Re: What if North Korea was really awesome...
Post by: Pringo on March 16, 2013, 07:55:09 PM
Hasnt someone on the bore been there? I think I saw some NK pics here.

Yeah,  originalz has been to North Korea.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=38845.0 (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=38845.0)