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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: demi on March 15, 2013, 09:17:21 AM

Title: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: demi on March 15, 2013, 09:17:21 AM
http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/onchxe/saints-row-4-debut-teaser
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Post by: demi on March 15, 2013, 09:20:13 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/891784_530861326965046_675700081_o.jpg
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 15, 2013, 09:21:43 AM
:bow Superpowers, dongs, monster trucks, guitar rocket launchers, giant mascots :bow2
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Post by: Vertigo on March 15, 2013, 09:30:17 AM
Looks absolutely dreadful.   :lol




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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 15, 2013, 09:31:28 AM
That looks incredibly good, with lots of utter insanity and weapons that make no logical sense.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The only thing I'm worried about is the development time, which feels really, really short. Hopefully it's just because they know what they're doing and not because they're cutting a bunch of corners.
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Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Beezy on March 15, 2013, 09:48:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax5lfDVjF3w

YES YES YES
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 15, 2013, 10:20:09 AM
haha, this game is gonna be so short
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Post by: maxy on March 15, 2013, 10:45:38 AM
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In the next open-world installment of Saints Row, Deep Silver Volition continues the story of the Third Street Saints by elevating their status to the highest level – the leaders of the free world. In Saints Row IV, the head honcho of the Saints has been elected to the Presidency of the United States. But the Saints are just getting started. Now the larger-than-life insanity of the Saints series gets a new twist with a catastrophic alien invasion, and the aliens have transported the Saints to a bizarro-Steelport simulation. Wield gargantuan superpowers and fight to free humanity from alien granddaddy Zinyak's mental grasp. Escape the simulation that's trapped the Saints crew, or die trying.

Saints Row IV lets players delve into an arsenal of alien weaponry and technology that will turn each Saint into an ultimate entity of destruction. Utilize out-of-this-world superpowers to fight all the way to the top. With intensified action and enhanced customization, players can use their newfound superpowers and leap over buildings, outrun the fastest sports cars, or send enemies flying with telekinesis in the greatest, most insane installment of Saints Row yet.

Save the world, Saints Style.
:rofl

(http://www.abload.de/img/sr_2hnuga.jpg)

 :mindblown
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: demi on March 15, 2013, 10:49:27 AM
This was originally the expansion "Enter the Dominatrix" before Rubin decided to "merge" it into Saints Row 4.
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Kim Kardashians Butt on March 15, 2013, 11:09:02 AM
Kinzie and Shaundi are ALIVE.

(http://2.images.gametrailers.com/image_root/vid_thumbs/2013/03_mar_2013/mar_14/gt_massive_saintsrow4_db.jpg)
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 15, 2013, 11:10:18 AM
it's definitely scratching that "i want another crackdown" itch, but i'll see what they're trying to charge for it first

if they do it like dead island riptide and slap a $39 price tag on it, sold
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Post by: Stoney Mason on March 15, 2013, 11:11:19 AM
I'm fearful this is gonna be a rushed half assed mess.
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Kim Kardashians Butt on March 15, 2013, 11:11:33 AM
Quote from: demi on March 15, 2013, 10:49:27 AM
This was originally the expansion "Enter the Dominatrix" before Rubin decided to "merge" it into Saints Row 4.

This was just a teaser trailer. They've probably been working on the game since Saints Row The Third's release, so that gives them a solid two years of development to iron out 3's problems. It took two years to make Saints Row 2, I don't see why everyone thinks this game will be short or whatever. Obviously, like 2, this uses the same city as the game before it so they don't have to completely make a new city. I'm sure that saves them loads of time.
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Post by: Kim Kardashians Butt on March 15, 2013, 11:20:37 AM
(http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2013/11/1363360277-key-art.jpg)

Sweet lord.  :lol
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 15, 2013, 11:37:33 AM
MY NEW WALLPAPER :lol
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 15, 2013, 11:42:00 AM
This shit looks so stupid. :lol I love it.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 15, 2013, 11:45:22 AM
They definitely haven't sacrificed any of the crazy [and actually looked to have amped it up], which is certainly the first step in this production being the most amazing thing ever.
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Kim Kardashians Butt on March 15, 2013, 11:55:15 AM
(http://www.abload.de/img/4uiuom.gif)
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 15, 2013, 12:16:42 PM
:lol
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 15, 2013, 12:38:04 PM
Day one.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on March 15, 2013, 12:39:14 PM
FUCKIN YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 15, 2013, 12:46:39 PM
that key art is amazing

and it was brought to us by Kim Kardashian's Butt

truly the most SAINTS ROW handle on The Bore
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 15, 2013, 12:50:06 PM
None of the women in that wallpaper look like Shaundi, which is good. The bad ending was way, way better.
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Post by: demi on March 15, 2013, 12:54:59 PM
Saints Row 4 will make its worldwide debut with exclusive behind-closed-doors presentations, and any PAX East attendees that cosplay as a Saints Row character will be allowed to skip to the front of the line for the presentation.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 15, 2013, 01:02:06 PM
Himuro, we need you to go as Shaundi
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 15, 2013, 02:27:48 PM
Thor can get you a dildosaber.
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: maxy on March 15, 2013, 02:54:48 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-1a8u0h.gif)
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Positive Touch on March 15, 2013, 04:26:48 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2013, 04:32:40 PM
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The game is being developed for PC and "current-gen consoles." In a follow-up, we clarified that does not include Wii U.
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Post by: benjipwns on March 15, 2013, 05:27:07 PM
 :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Kim Kardashians Butt on March 15, 2013, 05:45:46 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 15, 2013, 12:50:06 PM
None of the women in that wallpaper look like Shaundi, which is good. The bad ending was way, way better.

:wtf

Shaundi AND Viola are in that art.

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 15, 2013, 01:02:06 PM
Himuro, we need you to go as Shaundi

Sure thang!
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 15, 2013, 05:55:07 PM
Quote from: Kim Kardashians Butt on March 15, 2013, 05:45:46 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 15, 2013, 12:50:06 PM
None of the women in that wallpaper look like Shaundi, which is good. The bad ending was way, way better.

:wtf

Shaundi AND Viola are in that art.

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 15, 2013, 01:02:06 PM
Himuro, we need you to go as Shaundi

Sure thang!

??? I must not remember what Shaundi looks like then. Well that's stupid. Shaundi's annoying as shit.
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Kim Kardashians Butt on March 15, 2013, 06:20:32 PM
Shaundi is great in 2. She sucks in 3. Hopefully stoner Shaundi is back and not aggressive strawng female (Tm) shaundi isn't in 4.
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: bork on March 15, 2013, 10:28:08 PM
:bow :bow GOTY 2013 :bow2 :bow2

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Post by: mjemirzian on March 15, 2013, 10:48:55 PM
I hope they add a purple dildo with "CliffyB" etched on it.
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 15, 2013, 11:54:00 PM
BiffyC should be a villain.
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: Diunx on March 16, 2013, 01:58:59 AM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2013, 04:32:40 PM
Quote
The game is being developed for PC and "current-gen consoles." In a follow-up, we clarified that does not include Wii U.

:rofl
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Post by: benjipwns on March 16, 2013, 03:23:12 AM
I'll be negative since I've watched the trailer about twenty five times. It doesn't look like Steelport has gotten a Stilwater like upgrade.

That said.

THAT SAID.

In the shot where the dude is in the turret.

WASHINGTON MONUMENT IN THE BACKGROUND.  :drool
Title: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: chronovore on March 16, 2013, 04:19:00 AM
Day one.

Day zero if possible.
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Post by: The Sceneman on March 16, 2013, 06:52:43 AM
this is going to be incredible.
Title: Re: Saints Row 4 is HERE
Post by: chronovore on March 16, 2013, 09:33:30 AM
I am renting extra dicks just to have enough boners available at launch for his THQ posthumous success story.