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Title: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 11:58:47 AM: How have you seen girls being treated in internet communities like forums and social media?

Has being a girl given these girls more attention than they should be getting?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 12:02:01 PM: Leper please.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Reb on March 20, 2013, 12:18:30 PM: Yes, for example, I'm giving this thread more attention than it deserves.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Momo on March 20, 2013, 12:29:35 PM: Unleper methodis, leper everyone who makes a post after this post.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Rufus on March 20, 2013, 12:34:20 PM: There's always the initial "why hello there", but only attention whores have a horde of salivating chimps follow them everywhere.

Oh fuck you, Momo.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 12:38:59 PM: Girls weren't really put on a pedestal on the first couple forums I posted on. I didn't really experience pure unadulterated simping until I started lurking/posting on GAF almost a decade ago. Before then I was mainly on smaller forums similar to this where folks were cool with each other.

I've only simped one person online. Cajole knows :(
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Eli Gulgin on March 20, 2013, 01:04:09 PM: Yeah same as PD, I haven't seen simping or any "OMG it's a GIRL!!!11" reactions on smaller forums, even if some girls have been attention whoring. Now GAF on the other hand...

Also Lan and Cowbell give each other too much attention on this forum :-\
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Rufus on March 20, 2013, 01:08:34 PM: I did see it on a smaller forum. Almost every male member that still posted actively ended up embarrassing himself one way or another. I can only assume what the female members where thinking.

Does it count if you actually end up fucking the girl?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2013, 01:43:21 PM: why simp girls theyre nothin special and u wont ever fuk em who cares
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: etiolate on March 20, 2013, 02:11:05 PM: We already have a thread for talking about girls. http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.0 (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.0)
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 02:11:42 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 12:38:59 PM
I've only simped one person online. Cajole knows :(

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 20, 2013, 12:46:20 PM
We all know PD, I'm equally as guilty. :'(

And I thought Fresh Prince drove her away from this forum.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 02:16:16 PM: I don't give a shit about girls on the internet. Girls = people. I don't treat them with a soft hand, lick their boots, etc. I don't blame a lot of girls for being really low-key with their internet presence, not necessarily for fear of being ganged up on or treated like shit, but for creepers slinging transparent pm's and floppy iDicks their way. Mild 'simping' doesn't really register with me, but it is highly amusing when the same 'I'm lonely and single waaah' posters heap themselves all over a chick who posts in the same forum they do
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2013, 02:20:59 PM: I only simp IRL
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: tiesto on March 20, 2013, 02:22:23 PM: I guess a lot of people hear stories about couples who met on message boards and hit it off (hey, happened with CG and Etoilate, Cloud and Jarosh, Devo and Timedog), and, with nothing else going on in their life, figures it doesn't hurt to try. (though Etoilate/Jarosh/Timedog seem like the kind of people who wouldn't have trouble meeting girls in real life, to begin with)

The RPG threads tend to have a very high presence of women I've noticed. But that's not why I post in them mainly, I swear :P
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 02:28:25 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 02:11:42 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 12:38:59 PM
I've only simped one person online. Cajole knows :(

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 20, 2013, 12:46:20 PM
We all know PD, I'm equally as guilty. :'(

And I thought Fresh Prince drove her away from this forum.

Actually Willco did by being a creepy, obsessive fuck.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 20, 2013, 02:29:31 PM: The internet is dumb and if you use the internet you are dumb!
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 02:37:23 PM: Quote from: tiesto on March 20, 2013, 02:22:23 PM
I guess a lot of people hear stories about couples who met on message boards and hit it off (hey, happened with CG and Etoilate, Cloud and Jarosh, Devo and Timedog), and, with nothing else going on in their life, figures it doesn't hurt to try. (though Etoilate/Jarosh/Timedog seem like the kind of people who wouldn't have trouble meeting girls in real life, to begin with)

I guess I can kind of see that. I don't know, I think my innate cynicism precludes me from thinking that online flirtation is anything but embarrassing. Also, I can't allow for any sort of suspension of disbelief. I'm married, have a full-time job, and a kid, and barely get out as it is. And even when I was single, I was pretty pessimistic about the prospects of online dating. The notion that I might travel to some different part of the country to meet someone I talked to on a forum is just not something I ever considered realistic.

The extent of my desire to socialize with people on the internet is that there are a few people that I wouldn't mind having a drink with, particularly STL Bore.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Contra on March 20, 2013, 02:40:45 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 20, 2013, 02:29:31 PM
The internet is dumb and if you use the internet you are dumb!
:thumbsup
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 20, 2013, 02:42:43 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2013, 01:43:21 PM
why simp girls theyre nothin special and u wont ever fuk em who cares

Unless you're Jarosh. :win
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: StealthFan on March 20, 2013, 02:52:58 PM: What happened with Methodis, and what did Willco do. Spill the beans you cliquey fucks.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Diunx on March 20, 2013, 03:04:40 PM: it all depends on the size of their tits.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 03:05:39 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on March 20, 2013, 03:02:04 PM
Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 02:37:23 PM

The extent of my desire to socialize with people on the internet is that there are a few people that I wouldn't mind having a drink with, particularly STL Bore.
:win :wow

And before you assume otherwise, no, that's not some sort of code word for simping (I don't even know if I'm using that term right) Lennedsay, before your mind leaps to that!

Explicitly spelling that out probably has done more harm than good, hasn't it?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 03:08:22 PM: only a simp would need to defend himself preemptively :-*
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 03:26:22 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 02:28:25 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 02:11:42 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 12:38:59 PM
I've only simped one person online. Cajole knows :(

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 20, 2013, 12:46:20 PM
We all know PD, I'm equally as guilty. :'(

And I thought Fresh Prince drove her away from this forum.

Actually Willco did by being a creepy, obsessive fuck.
Willco, eh? :phil
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 03:29:34 PM: Ever see a overly flirty girl online end up being ugly after she releases a picture of herself? I've seen it a million times.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 03:35:38 PM: Quote from: Lan on March 20, 2013, 03:29:34 PM
Ever see a overly flirty girl online end up being ugly after she releases a picture of herself? I've seen it a million times.

:orly

potent subliminals my g
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 03:44:20 PM: PD: whatever do you mean?

I laugh at when the only girl out of say 3 in the community gets jealous when a new user turns out to be a girl. Its like the internet is the only way they can get holla at by men cause no one would notice them offline. Since their personality and appearance is way below most peoples standards. Notice how this girl will always complain the girl they a jealous of as an attention whore lol.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 03:52:08 PM: girls are getting way too meta for me
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 03:57:39 PM: Quote from: Lan on March 20, 2013, 03:44:20 PM
PD: whatever do you mean?

I laugh at when the only girl out of say 3 in the community gets jealous when a new user turns out to be a girl. Its like the internet is the only way they can get holla at by men cause no one would notice them offline. Since their personality and appearance is way below most peoples standards. Notice how this girl will always complain the girl they a jealous of as an attention whore lol.

So, is the point of this thread to call out Devo?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 04:01:08 PM: New record on white knighting in here when it has nothing to do with her. Its my observances.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 04:03:55 PM: Lan could be talking about Himuro.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 04:04:59 PM: or aguirre :aah
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:05:28 PM: Quote from: Lan on March 20, 2013, 04:01:08 PM
New record on white knighting in here when it has nothing to do with her. Its my observances.

First of all, yes, let's just get it out of the way. I desperately want to hook up with Devo, and pray that one day she returns my PMs where I declare my undying love for her and tell her she needs to ditch that zero Timedog and get with a hero, or better yet, me.

Secondly, you must understand why one would leap to this conclusion after your post that is very suggestive, particularly in light of you constantly calling out Devo calling out behavior related to girls on GAF in that thread. So, perhaps this has nothing to do with her, but it's not difficult to understand why one would make that leap.

Thirdly, fuck, why am I bothering with this shit?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 04:07:55 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 04:03:55 PM
Lan could be talking about Himuro.

But Himuro has a nice pair of tits.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 04:08:19 PM: Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:05:28 PM

Thirdly, fuck, why am I bothering with this shit?
girls on the internet :manny
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:09:19 PM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 20, 2013, 04:08:19 PM
girls on the internet :manny

Touché.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 04:10:49 PM: Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:05:28 PM
Quote from: Lan on March 20, 2013, 04:01:08 PM
New record on white knighting in here when it has nothing to do with her. Its my observances.

First of all, yes, let's just get it out of the way. I desperately want to hook up with Devo, and pray that one day she returns my PMs where I declare my undying love for her and tell her she needs to ditch that zero Timedog and get with a hero, or better yet, me.

Secondly, you must understand why one would leap to this conclusion after your post that is very suggestive, particularly in light of you constantly calling out Devo calling out behavior related to girls on GAF in that thread. So, perhaps this has nothing to do with her, but it's not difficult to understand why one would make that leap.

Thirdly, fuck, why am I bothering with this shit?

What kills me is that you and others said she was ugly until she joined. If I was talking about Devo I would have to at least mention butt play. CHILL I'm sure you will have next.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 04:11:50 PM: Citation needed.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 04:12:51 PM: i wanna see himu tittays btw :noah
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: totally not a creep on March 20, 2013, 04:14:21 PM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 20, 2013, 04:12:51 PM
i wanna see himu tittays btw :noah

just look down at your own ones :troll, bro
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:15:16 PM: Quote from: Lan on March 20, 2013, 04:10:49 PM
What kills me is that you and others said she was ugly until she joined.

That doesn't really sound like something I'd do. But I don't know. Sometimes I drink too much and get carried away. But generally speaking -- since I use the same screen name/avatar in both places and like to stay away from being involved in drama -- I generally don't get involved in the character besmirching.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 04:15:45 PM: my tittays are small and a little hairy tho :ehh

less stealth viewing, more drama posts
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 04:15:50 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 04:11:50 PM
Citation needed.

APA or MLA?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 04:16:27 PM: McGill Uniform Legal Citation
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 04:18:18 PM: Himoru has 36 Cs. I enjoy DDs tho.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 04:18:43 PM: Well, first of all, the 36 is way off.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Don Flamenco on March 20, 2013, 04:18:57 PM: as soon as I find out they're a girl, I pm them incessantly about buying a pair of their panties. Then I sell lists of girls who did and didn't let me buy panties off of them.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 04:21:46 PM: hmm I dunno what size my tittays are. brb.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 04:22:54 PM: I'm a 40 A.
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29.5" waist.
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Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 04:24:19 PM: This is not a thread for white knights or feminist. Sorry. Love you all the same. Lol
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 20, 2013, 04:25:11 PM: Quote from: Don Flamenco on March 20, 2013, 04:18:57 PM
as soon as I find out they're a girl, I pm them incessantly about buying a pair of their panties. Then I sell lists of girls who did and didn't let me buy panties off of them.

Someone on gaf got a message that mentioned lingerie before.

/insiderinfo
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 04:25:39 PM: Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 20, 2013, 04:25:11 PM
Quote from: Don Flamenco on March 20, 2013, 04:18:57 PM
as soon as I find out they're a girl, I pm them incessantly about buying a pair of their panties. Then I sell lists of girls who did and didn't let me buy panties off of them.

Someone on gaf got a message that mentioned lingerie before.

/insiderinfo
Insider info? Are you inside the lingerie?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BlackMage on March 20, 2013, 04:28:11 PM: I've come to the conclusion that I'm the realest and illest mother fucker here.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 04:29:16 PM: Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 20, 2013, 04:25:11 PM
Quote from: Don Flamenco on March 20, 2013, 04:18:57 PM
as soon as I find out they're a girl, I pm them incessantly about buying a pair of their panties. Then I sell lists of girls who did and didn't let me buy panties off of them.

Someone on gaf got a message that mentioned lingerie before.

/insiderinfo

I was just informed that you were more blunt than Mrs. Tash. Something about Big Black Cocks. No lie someone just told me why my post sounded like I was refering to you in a pm. Is this true? What happened my dear? If you attention whored before why are you mad at present attention whores?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 04:29:47 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on March 20, 2013, 04:28:11 PM
I've come to the conclusion that I'm the realest and illest mother fucker here.

I always keep it real.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Don Flamenco on March 20, 2013, 04:32:18 PM: Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 20, 2013, 04:25:11 PM
Quote from: Don Flamenco on March 20, 2013, 04:18:57 PM
as soon as I find out they're a girl, I pm them incessantly about buying a pair of their panties. Then I sell lists of girls who did and didn't let me buy panties off of them.

Someone on gaf got a message that mentioned lingerie before.

/insiderinfo

are you the kagari of sexy messages?

Spill it!
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 04:32:45 PM: MY SOURCES TELL ME THERE IS NO LINGERIE
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Don Flamenco on March 20, 2013, 04:33:51 PM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 20, 2013, 04:32:45 PM
MY SOURCES TELL ME THERE IS NO LINGERIE

Oh shi-- INSIDER FIGHT!
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Contra on March 20, 2013, 04:36:22 PM: The fuck is this shit. Ban all girls on evilbore, bring back Wilco, ban Wilco, icon Oscar, change Flannel Boy's name to Flannel Girl, ban Flannel Girl, pm cock pics.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Polari on March 20, 2013, 04:36:32 PM: I still don't really believe this girls on the internet shit. No girl I know posts on forums (although they probably wouldn't admit it if they did). Who was that "girl" on GAF where there was big drama when she turned out to be a he? Like ages ago.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 04:38:13 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on March 20, 2013, 04:36:22 PM
The fuck is this shit. Ban all girls on evilbore, bring back Wilco, ban Wilco, icon Oscar, change Flannel Boy's name to Flannel Girl, ban Flannel Girl, pm cock pics.
Now Flannel Girl's a 36 D.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Contra on March 20, 2013, 04:38:58 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 04:38:13 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 20, 2013, 04:36:22 PM
The fuck is this shit. Ban all girls on evilbore, bring back Wilco, ban Wilco, icon Oscar, change Flannel Boy's name to Flannel Girl, ban Flannel Girl, pm cock pics.
Now Flannel Girl's a 36 D.
Gross. Ban Malek.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:40:22 PM: Quote from: Polari on March 20, 2013, 04:36:32 PM
I still don't really believe this girls on the internet shit. No girl I know posts on forums (although they probably wouldn't admit it if they did). Who was that "girl" on GAF where there was big drama when she turned out to be a he? Like ages ago.

Serafitia?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Polari on March 20, 2013, 04:41:07 PM: Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Polari on March 20, 2013, 04:36:32 PM
I still don't really believe this girls on the internet shit. No girl I know posts on forums (although they probably wouldn't admit it if they did). Who was that "girl" on GAF where there was big drama when she turned out to be a he? Like ages ago.

Serafitia?

Yeah that was it.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 04:43:11 PM: Quote from: Polari on March 20, 2013, 04:36:32 PM
I still don't really believe this girls on the internet shit. No girl I know posts on forums (although they probably wouldn't admit it if they did). Who was that "girl" on GAF where there was big drama when she turned out to be a he? Like ages ago.
there is probably one on every forum. The one I always like to mention was from ages ago:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/05/18/murderer_confesses_on_anandtech_forum/
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:53:50 PM: Quote from: Polari on March 20, 2013, 04:41:07 PM
Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Polari on March 20, 2013, 04:36:32 PM
I still don't really believe this girls on the internet shit. No girl I know posts on forums (although they probably wouldn't admit it if they did). Who was that "girl" on GAF where there was big drama when she turned out to be a he? Like ages ago.

Serafitia?

Yeah that was it.

I believe that poster is still around as Verboten.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 04:55:19 PM: I remember when Junpei was begging people to send her a PM because he had a crush on her
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BlackMage on March 20, 2013, 04:56:22 PM: The only girl here or on GAF who I know is a real girl is Lennedsay.. AND EVEN THAT COULD BE THE WORLD'S MOST ELABORATE LIE! omg! :o
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 20, 2013, 05:04:53 PM: Quote from: Don Flamenco on March 20, 2013, 04:32:18 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 20, 2013, 04:25:11 PM
Quote from: Don Flamenco on March 20, 2013, 04:18:57 PM
as soon as I find out they're a girl, I pm them incessantly about buying a pair of their panties. Then I sell lists of girls who did and didn't let me buy panties off of them.

Someone on gaf got a message that mentioned lingerie before.

/insiderinfo

are you the kagari of sexy messages?

Spill it!

I can't even remember the details about some of these pms anymore, just what gets mentioned and how gross I felt when I was told.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 05:11:20 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2013, 05:15:59 PM: i dont get pms anyways no one pms the eeore of the bore :fbm
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Contra on March 20, 2013, 05:56:28 PM: Since this thread is just a fucking extension of the GAF thread, can we just fucking shitebinne it unless we turn it into a cockpic thread?

I'll leave this for Demi to tempt him:

:nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrt4vh65h1qz6z2wo1_500.jpg)
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Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 05:57:42 PM: he looks so happy down there
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Contra on March 20, 2013, 05:58:35 PM: I'm confident he is happy down there.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: brob on March 20, 2013, 06:00:01 PM: someone make it into a gif where there is honey leaking from their bellybuttons. pls.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BlackMage on March 20, 2013, 06:02:16 PM: Quote from: Brobzoid on March 20, 2013, 06:00:01 PM
someone make it into a gif where there is honey leaking from their bellybuttons. pls.

yer a sick man, Brob.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: The Sceneman on March 20, 2013, 06:05:11 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 04:55:19 PM
I remember when Junpei was begging people to send her a PM because he had a crush on her

god I was a victim of this shit.

Also, worst thread of 2013 contender
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 20, 2013, 06:07:36 PM: i try not to get involved with girls on the internet, but they always pull me back in
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: The Sceneman on March 20, 2013, 06:08:13 PM: devolution is so hot OMG
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 06:10:03 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 20, 2013, 06:07:36 PM
i try not to get involved with girls on the internet, but they always pull me back in
The problem with your second-last internet girl involved pulling out.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 06:10:30 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on March 20, 2013, 04:36:22 PM
The fuck is this shit. Ban all girls on evilbore, bring back Wilco, ban Wilco, icon Oscar, change Flannel Boy's name to Flannel Girl, ban Flannel Girl, pm cock pics.

(http://imageshack.us/a/img89/3631/thaboss.png)
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 06:12:53 PM: Quote from: The Sceneman on March 20, 2013, 06:08:13 PM
devolution is so hot OMG

(http://i.imgur.com/KxGH2.gif)
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 20, 2013, 06:15:38 PM: Quote from: The Sceneman on March 20, 2013, 06:08:13 PM
devolution is so hot OMG

(http://i.imgur.com/OlwgRUH.png)
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 06:16:21 PM: Quote from: Brobzoid on March 20, 2013, 06:00:01 PM
someone make it into a gif where there is honey leaking from their bellybuttons. pls.
i'd prefer milk
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: brob on March 20, 2013, 06:19:37 PM: they're bears poopyhead

have some respect
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 06:21:45 PM: (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m69lj2mE8j1rzxsg3o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: brob on March 20, 2013, 06:23:05 PM: pooh knows
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 06:25:10 PM: Quote from: The Sceneman on March 20, 2013, 06:08:13 PM
devolution is so hot OMG

Im pretty sure she got wet off this. Lol
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: totally not a creep on March 20, 2013, 06:28:05 PM: man it'd be great to get called hot at least once. you know like just to say to people i was called hot :sadbron
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: The Sceneman on March 20, 2013, 06:31:52 PM: Quote from: Lan on March 20, 2013, 06:25:10 PM
Quote from: The Sceneman on March 20, 2013, 06:08:13 PM
devolution is so hot OMG

Im pretty sure she got wet off this. Lol

In all honesty I think she is plenty attractive :)
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Barry Egan on March 20, 2013, 06:33:56 PM: girls are fun
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 06:35:31 PM: Hey I never said you didnt want to make her wet
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: The Sceneman on March 20, 2013, 06:35:58 PM: Quote from: Lan on March 20, 2013, 06:35:31 PM
Hey I never said you didnt want to make her wet

:-*
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 06:41:12 PM: honey will just get stuck and gummy in all that fur, will take hours to lick it all off :noah
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 06:44:54 PM: Quote from: The Sceneman on March 20, 2013, 06:31:52 PM
In all honesty I think she is plenty attractive :)

Hey! Get in line, asshole.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 20, 2013, 06:45:10 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/cYcJpIm.gif)
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Eli Gulgin on March 20, 2013, 06:45:23 PM: I asked a friend which three GAF members he'd take with him on a desert island and he said me (since I forced him to), EmCeeGramr and Devolution. I asked why Devo and the answer was "she's hot". Now Devo claims she doesn't get thirsty PMs on GAF but I do believe he would send one if he had the guts. I've seen his dick tho, not black enough for Devo.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Barry Egan on March 20, 2013, 06:46:17 PM: the real interesting question is why EmCeeGramr.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Huff on March 20, 2013, 06:46:37 PM: (https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCIaQy3Gw5ko-e0jBPgQBFEn65PO7ZeRvlcvD6D8Jpg1nsCnWA)
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 06:49:14 PM: Quote from: Barry Egan on March 20, 2013, 06:46:17 PM
the real interesting question is why EmCeeGramr.

Food?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Eli Gulgin on March 20, 2013, 06:54:13 PM: Don't know, I asked that too but zoned out while he explained.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: The Sceneman on March 20, 2013, 06:55:31 PM: Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: The Sceneman on March 20, 2013, 06:31:52 PM
In all honesty I think she is plenty attractive :)

Hey! Get in line, asshole.

:weeaboo
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 20, 2013, 06:57:28 PM: it's all about ME-OW!
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 07:00:03 PM: Quote from: Eli Gulgin on March 20, 2013, 06:45:23 PM
I asked a friend which three GAF members he'd take with him on a desert island and he said me (since I forced him to), EmCeeGramr and Devolution. I asked why Devo and the answer was "she's hot". Now Devo claims she doesn't get thirsty PMs on GAF but I do believe he would send one if he had the guts. I've seen his dick tho, not black enough for Devo.
a) why you talkin to your bros about gaf

b) why you scopin his dikku

c) see above
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 07:09:58 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 20, 2013, 06:57:28 PM
it's all about ME-OW!

ca-ca-ca-caahhht fight.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Eli Gulgin on March 20, 2013, 07:18:54 PM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 20, 2013, 07:00:03 PM
Quote from: Eli Gulgin on March 20, 2013, 06:45:23 PM
I asked a friend which three GAF members he'd take with him on a desert island and he said me (since I forced him to), EmCeeGramr and Devolution. I asked why Devo and the answer was "she's hot". Now Devo claims she doesn't get thirsty PMs on GAF but I do believe he would send one if he had the guts. I've seen his dick tho, not black enough for Devo.
a) why you talkin to your bros about gaf

b) why you scopin his dikku

c) see above

U just jelly
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 07:22:16 PM: i was hoping this would end with pics of his dikku. :'(
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Eli Gulgin on March 20, 2013, 07:38:41 PM: No, this is a thread about girls.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 07:41:32 PM: but we all know girls on the internet are really guys, so maybe this is the place for dikku after all :ohhh
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: brob on March 20, 2013, 08:00:25 PM: everything on the bore is about cock.

except cock, cock is about power.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 08:06:22 PM: Quote from: StealthFan on March 20, 2013, 02:52:58 PM
What happened with Methodis, and what did Willco do. Spill the beans you cliquey fucks.

He asked me to get on msn ages ago to help him in some plan to troll electrikluv. Like, shit a 7th grader would do to get the attention of a girl he liked. Later I learned he sent her tons of messages, then got pissed when she blew him off.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 20, 2013, 08:11:13 PM: Quote from: Eli Gulgin on March 20, 2013, 07:38:41 PM
No, this is a thread about girls.

Girls can have penises too!
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 20, 2013, 08:18:26 PM: *hands out dildos*
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Squiddy on March 20, 2013, 08:19:52 PM: Yes, girls are always simped at.
Even here.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 08:54:55 PM: There are no girls to simp here. They're either in a relationship or too intelligent to oblige any of us

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:orly
[close]
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Beezy on March 20, 2013, 08:57:02 PM: Quote from: etiolate on March 20, 2013, 02:11:05 PM
We already have a thread for talking about girls. http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.0 (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.0)
Da fuck? You guys really let etiolate have the best post in this thread?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Squiddy on March 20, 2013, 09:12:02 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 08:54:55 PM
There are no girls to simp here. They're either in a relationship or too intelligent to oblige any of us

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:orly
[close]

:shaq
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2013, 09:18:29 PM: Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 20, 2013, 08:18:26 PM
*hands out dildos*
better be 7+ inches
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 09:52:15 PM: Guys what happened to elektrikluv? :heartbeat
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Beezy on March 20, 2013, 09:59:28 PM: Didn't we have some jailbait asian girl here years ago?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 10:02:52 PM: Lemurs. She got a new account on GAF, or had one; dunno if she's been banned. Seems like she turned out to be a decent person lol
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Eli Gulgin on March 20, 2013, 10:12:21 PM: I wished I'd been around when Lemurs was crazy. I've seen some of her old posts and she seemed totally off her rocker. The craziness must still be there, lying dormant.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 10:15:13 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 08:54:55 PM
There are no girls to simp here. They're either in a relationship or too intelligent to oblige any of us

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:orly
[close]

:lol
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 20, 2013, 10:16:47 PM: Quote from: Eli Gulgin on March 20, 2013, 10:12:21 PM
I wished I'd been around when Lemurs was crazy. I've seen some of her old posts and she seemed totally off her rocker. The craziness must still be there, lying dormant.

She was a teenager and by default, teenagers are dumb. So I don't hold it against her that she was 14 for a few years and 16 for a few years if she turned out to be a functioning adult.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 10:18:10 PM: Don't mind me but...

Can I just say that its majorly disturbing how yall have a bio of every girl within neogaf and thebore.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2013, 10:23:26 PM: Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 20, 2013, 09:16:00 PM
Don't give girls on the internet your attention.

They'll just break your heart when you put too much into it because they seem really interested. You'll say shit that means everything to you but really nothing to them and find out that hey, it was really nice of you to share so much of who you are and be more open with me than anyone else but I've kinda got this other thing going on with someone, so yeah.

Then you get made out to be the problem because you say you need time to figure out where to go from here because your feelings have to be put into check if we're just going to be friends.

But that's just what I heard happens.

this seems oddly direct
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2013, 10:25:26 PM: Quote from: Lan on March 20, 2013, 10:18:10 PM
Don't mind me but...

Can I just say that its majorly disturbing how yall have a bio of every girl within neogaf and thebore.

Bro, you should see my spreadsheets!
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 10:30:37 PM: Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 20, 2013, 09:16:00 PM
Don't give girls on the internet your attention.

They'll just break your heart when you put too much into it because they seem really interested. You'll say shit that means everything to you but really nothing to them and find out that hey, it was really nice of you to share so much of who you are and be more open with me than anyone else but I've kinda got this other thing going on with someone, so yeah.

Then you get made out to be the problem because you say you need time to figure out where to go from here because your feelings have to be put into check if we're just going to be friends.

But that's just what I heard happens.

Here is my nice nugget of the day.

Think of it like this...

The person (who lead on this mysterious person) was needy for attention by someone with a kind and honest personality. They sucked up that attention until the dude that ignored them and called them a bitch for years finally gave them the time of day. Most likey they are still unhappy because they are being treated like folder by this dude.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 10:34:29 PM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Guys what happened to elektrikluv? :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Trent Dole on March 20, 2013, 10:40:25 PM: Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:53:50 PM
Quote from: Polari on March 20, 2013, 04:41:07 PM
Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Polari on March 20, 2013, 04:36:32 PM
I still don't really believe this girls on the internet shit. No girl I know posts on forums (although they probably wouldn't admit it if they did). Who was that "girl" on GAF where there was big drama when she turned out to be a he? Like ages ago.

Serafitia?

Yeah that was it.

I believe that poster is still around as Verboten.
hahahaha Sera was a guy all along? That is fucking hilarious. I remember a dude with the username Bjork was all super friendly with 'her' back on the 'games are fun' forums but insisted it wasn't a sexay type thing going on. Guess he had some sort of instinct about what the real deal was? They were like really good friends anyway.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 10:46:10 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Guys what happened to elektrikluv? :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 20, 2013, 10:47:31 PM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 10:46:10 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Guys what happened to elektrikluv? :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(

well she's probably three of those things right now? ok only two.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 20, 2013, 10:48:56 PM: Quote from: Trent Dole on March 20, 2013, 10:40:25 PM
Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:53:50 PM
Quote from: Polari on March 20, 2013, 04:41:07 PM
Quote from: Steve Youngblood on March 20, 2013, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Polari on March 20, 2013, 04:36:32 PM
I still don't really believe this girls on the internet shit. No girl I know posts on forums (although they probably wouldn't admit it if they did). Who was that "girl" on GAF where there was big drama when she turned out to be a he? Like ages ago.

Serafitia?

Yeah that was it.

I believe that poster is still around as Verboten.
hahahaha Sera was a guy all along? That is fucking hilarious. I remember a dude with the username Bjork was all super friendly with 'her' back on the 'games are fun' forums but insisted it wasn't a sexay type thing going on. Guess he had some fort of instinct about what the real deal was? They were like really good friends anyway.

bjork and Verboten were really into #ga for a while. Serafitia not being who she claimed she was was one of the worst kept secrets but it did generate some lulz ("Girl let me touch you"). I see Verboten now is low key, which is probably the way to go if you're a troll who got away with it since I'm not sure being a part of the #ga circle jerk gets you anywhere these days.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 10:51:25 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 20, 2013, 10:47:31 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 10:46:10 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Guys what happened to elektrikluv? :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(

well she's probably three of those things right now? ok only two.

Maybe she's also downloading a sonic the hedgehog cart racer on steam?

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 20, 2013, 11:13:10 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Guys what happened to elektrikluv? :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And having way too much fun while doing so.

:suicide
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 11:13:21 PM: Quote from: Lan on March 20, 2013, 10:30:37 PM
Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 20, 2013, 09:16:00 PM
Don't give girls on the internet your attention.

They'll just break your heart when you put too much into it because they seem really interested. You'll say shit that means everything to you but really nothing to them and find out that hey, it was really nice of you to share so much of who you are and be more open with me than anyone else but I've kinda got this other thing going on with someone, so yeah.

Then you get made out to be the problem because you say you need time to figure out where to go from here because your feelings have to be put into check if we're just going to be friends.

But that's just what I heard happens.

Here is my nice nugget of the day.

Think of it like this...

The person (who lead on this mysterious person) was needy for attention by someone with a kind and honest personality. They sucked up that attention until the dude that ignored them and called them a bitch for years finally gave them the time of day. Most likey they are still unhappy because they are being treated like folder by this dude.

This x100. Don't get too down over what happened Shark, she was waiting to be :superman by her ex even though she knows he's an asshole.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: lennedsay on March 20, 2013, 11:16:30 PM: Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: chronovore on March 20, 2013, 11:22:07 PM: Truf.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2013, 11:26:15 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on March 20, 2013, 11:16:30 PM
Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.

Don't worry, we aren't :P

(at least I'm not)
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: lennedsay on March 20, 2013, 11:38:55 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 20, 2013, 11:26:15 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on March 20, 2013, 11:16:30 PM
Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.

Don't worry, we aren't :P

(at least I'm not)

Thx boo :heart

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 20, 2013, 11:27:45 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on March 20, 2013, 11:16:30 PM
Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.

Why won't you respond to all my beautiful PMs lennedsay!! :damn

Too busy masturbating :-*

/attentionwhoring
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 20, 2013, 11:46:33 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on March 20, 2013, 11:16:30 PM
Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.

No, never you :-*
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Beezy on March 20, 2013, 11:58:42 PM: Quote from: Lan on March 20, 2013, 10:18:10 PM
Don't mind me but...

Can I just say that its majorly disturbing how yall have a bio of every girl within neogaf and thebore.
who are you

Quote from: lennedsay on March 20, 2013, 11:16:30 PM
Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.
Sup gurl. Lemme simp on u
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Beezy on March 21, 2013, 12:05:38 AM: :lol

Sidescroller knowledge not necessary. I think I've simped hard enough online and in real life for one lifetime. It should be out of my system. Hopefully.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2013, 12:08:45 AM: beezy be simpin them Jamaican chicks all day erry day on black twitter
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: nudemacusers on March 21, 2013, 12:09:12 AM: do men simp men online, or is this an exclusively male -> female phenomena? homobore please provide insights.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Beezy on March 21, 2013, 12:16:01 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2013, 12:08:45 AM
beezy be simpin them Jamaican chicks all day erry day on black twitter
Twitter is too open and way too brutal for me to make myself a victim of public simping. :lol
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Beezy on March 21, 2013, 12:20:53 AM: On facebook, sure. Never on twitter.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Barry Egan on March 21, 2013, 12:27:17 AM: ever flirt with a girl on the internet and get a response like this? (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=351.msg103614#msg103614) Well, you're obviously not from Switzerland.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Beezy on March 21, 2013, 12:28:03 AM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 21, 2013, 12:24:56 AM
Nope, I mean public public. You know that shit where you noticed your friends shaking their head at you.
Yeah, of course.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 21, 2013, 12:33:57 AM: Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 21, 2013, 12:12:43 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2013, 11:13:21 PM
Quote from: Lan on March 20, 2013, 10:30:37 PM
Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 20, 2013, 09:16:00 PM
Don't give girls on the internet your attention.

They'll just break your heart when you put too much into it because they seem really interested. You'll say shit that means everything to you but really nothing to them and find out that hey, it was really nice of you to share so much of who you are and be more open with me than anyone else but I've kinda got this other thing going on with someone, so yeah.

Then you get made out to be the problem because you say you need time to figure out where to go from here because your feelings have to be put into check if we're just going to be friends.

But that's just what I heard happens.

Here is my nice nugget of the day.

Think of it like this...

The person (who lead on this mysterious person) was needy for attention by someone with a kind and honest personality. They sucked up that attention until the dude that ignored them and called them a bitch for years finally gave them the time of day. Most likey they are still unhappy because they are being treated like folder by this dude.

This x100. Don't get too down over what happened Shark, she was waiting to be :superman by her ex even though she knows he's an asshole.

I don't know all about what her relationship is like with dude. I don't even if she's talking about her longtime friend that she used to date and still loves or this dude she was seeing that she stopped seeing shortly after I started talking to her because he has a bunch of female friends and that made her insecure and paranoid and whatever....

You know, stepping back and looking at everything, this sounds really fucked up and I feel like a clown. Fucked up thing is, if she hit me up and was like "You wanna be friends?" I would probably say yes in a split-second. I can't do any better than being honest and when I told her I was kinda crushed that she had something going on with someone else and I needed to collect myself and dial back my feelings and expectations. If she doesn't get that, there's nothing I can really say or do at this point.

Bless the girl that goes to her school who tried to give me some warning (came too late!) and has been trying really hard to make me feel better and not feel like less of a person for being honest and putting my feelings out there. And all I ever did for her was offer advice on a subject I knew a bit about. I'm pretty taken aback that shes being so nice to me since I don't really know her and she doesn't know me.

I realized I'm no better than the dudes from GAF and other forums that simp for female members yet I've mocked them to the fullest extent. I feel like I own them an apology.

:-\ Sorry to hear. People are fucked up. Emotions aren't something to easily erase.
Title: Girls on the internet
Post by: Huff on March 21, 2013, 12:35:16 AM: Dating on a message board seems like a sure fire way to meet a winner
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Lan on March 21, 2013, 12:38:45 AM: Quote from: Huff on March 21, 2013, 12:35:16 AM
Dating on a message board seems like a sure fire way to meet a winner

Basically I assume dating online as a whole is crap. I'm better off networking in a tight skirt.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: chronovore on March 21, 2013, 01:46:15 AM: Quote from: Barry Egan on March 21, 2013, 12:27:17 AM
ever flirt with a girl on the internet and get a response like this? (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=351.msg103614#msg103614) Well, you're obviously not from Switzerland.

Jesus, that's how it started? Well played, both of them.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 21, 2013, 02:16:14 AM: Quote from: Barry Egan on March 21, 2013, 12:27:17 AM
ever flirt with a girl on the internet and get a response like this? (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=351.msg103614#msg103614) Well, you're obviously not from Switzerland.

:sadbron beautiful
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: The Sceneman on March 21, 2013, 02:33:51 AM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 10:46:10 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Guys what happened to elektrikluv? :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(

Bob my man :bow

Hard Target fucking RULES. One of the finest action movies ever made.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: The Sceneman on March 21, 2013, 02:35:21 AM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 21, 2013, 02:16:14 AM
Quote from: Barry Egan on March 21, 2013, 12:27:17 AM
ever flirt with a girl on the internet and get a response like this? (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=351.msg103614#msg103614) Well, you're obviously not from Switzerland.

:sadbron beautiful

:sadcam
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2013, 02:56:41 AM: We should have chosen Demi :rejoice
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 21, 2013, 03:06:32 AM: Quote from: The Sceneman on March 21, 2013, 02:33:51 AM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 10:46:10 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Guys what happened to elektrikluv? :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(

Bob my man :bow

Hard Target fucking RULES. One of the finest action movies ever made.
Chance Boudreaux :bow2
this forum is really hard to post on when you're drunk and on your phone
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Rufus on March 21, 2013, 03:47:00 AM: Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 21, 2013, 03:02:10 AM
So then she moved to Switzerland, married him, and learned German? The fuck? Maybe this world isn't such a cold dark place.
I know of several relationships that started on forums. It's not that rare. Most are long distance though.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 21, 2013, 07:12:58 AM: Quote from: chronovore on March 21, 2013, 01:46:15 AM
Quote from: Barry Egan on March 21, 2013, 12:27:17 AM
ever flirt with a girl on the internet and get a response like this? (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=351.msg103614#msg103614) Well, you're obviously not from Switzerland.

Jesus, that's how it started? Well played, both of them.

good god, had no idea :bow
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Polari on March 21, 2013, 07:17:32 AM: Quote from: Rufus on March 21, 2013, 03:47:00 AM
Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 21, 2013, 03:02:10 AM
So then she moved to Switzerland, married him, and learned German? The fuck? Maybe this world isn't such a cold dark place.
I know of several relationships that started on forums. It's not that rare. Most are long distance though.

Gotta make up a good story about how you met for the kids so they don't think you're total losers though.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 21, 2013, 07:44:54 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 20, 2013, 11:13:10 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Guys what happened to elektrikluv? :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And having way too much fun while doing so.

:suicide

Good for her. I like it when people are doin thangz instead of wallowing in self pity
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2013, 11:46:42 AM: dont feel bad green man, i've been chasing a girl I used tow ork with for a year now, itried my best to ignore her but she constantly just starts conversations with me flirting with me but whenever I ask to hang out even as friends its just like "sure that'd be nice :)" and then it never happens. ???
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 21, 2013, 03:56:29 PM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 21, 2013, 03:06:32 AM
Quote from: The Sceneman on March 21, 2013, 02:33:51 AM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 10:46:10 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2013, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 20, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Guys what happened to elektrikluv? :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(

Bob my man :bow

Hard Target fucking RULES. One of the finest action movies ever made.
Chance Boudreaux :bow2
this forum is really hard to post on when you're drunk and on your phone
The best hair.

And JCVD coked out of his skull, being directed by John Woo in his western debut. Double Team was a hugely better film though.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 21, 2013, 04:51:25 PM: Is Shark Johnson AWSOME-OS alt account or something?

They share suspicion on equal part.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2013, 04:57:13 PM: I honestly never got the impression she was interested beyond friend-status. Most of the chats were basically

her: I'm so ugly
you: no actually you're amazing and etc etc etc
her: ha i guess. i wish i wasn't so depressed
you: but why would you be depressed, you're awesome
etc
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 21, 2013, 05:01:27 PM: She wants someone to talk to but has options.
You don't, you focus in on her.
She just wants to flirt.
Some girl is flirting with you!
She was never that attached.
You're in love.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2013, 05:02:05 PM: no one ever got anythign except the friend zone from telling a girl she's perfect / awesome jesus christ green man what were you thinking atleast say like "Don't be like that, you could always improve"

she was playing you for a fiddle
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2013, 05:06:58 PM: I didn't see that one; iirc Wrath had the same impression that I did, of the chat log
The texts were more than that, I thought. Saying explicitly that you to date someone sends an odd message.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2013, 05:08:35 PM: you dont deserve what happened you just made a mistake. fuk her for being your typical women and trying to play you.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: totally not a creep on March 21, 2013, 05:14:33 PM: i dont get the deal with girls on the internet
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2013, 05:35:46 PM: No shame bro everyone messes up. If anything you should be glad you dodged a bullet...she doesn't seem cool at all.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 21, 2013, 05:42:20 PM: Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 21, 2013, 05:11:38 PM
Yeah, I only showed you guys some of the tumblr messages. The texts went deeper than that.

but whatever, I fucked up. I know. I'll take my public shaming and hurt feelings like an adult. A stupid adult but all the same.

Don't feel bad. Wasn't meant to be. You learned something no?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BlackMage on March 21, 2013, 06:04:18 PM: I'm so mother fucking lost. Who the fuck is Shark Johnson and who the fuck is he talking about? I feel like I should know but I'm so FUCKING CONFUSED IM GONNA STAB SOMETHING
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Contra on March 21, 2013, 06:07:27 PM: Just pretend she had AIDS and be like, shit, I could have had AIDS.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BlackMage on March 21, 2013, 06:07:38 PM: You mother fuckers better inform me soon before I end up in jail. STOP CHANGING YOUR GODDAMN NAMES I CAN'T KEEP UP
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Contra on March 21, 2013, 06:11:42 PM: Shark is Green Man, Black Mage is Malek, Steve is Wilco
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: brob on March 21, 2013, 06:13:13 PM: calm down blackmage ur too pretty to go to jail :-*
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on March 21, 2013, 06:11:42 PM
Shark is Green Man, Black Mage is Malek, Steve is Wilco

Creepy Old Guy is Saint Cornelius
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Contra on March 21, 2013, 06:36:53 PM: Van Cruncheon is Jackfrost2012
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2013, 06:41:16 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM

Creepy Old Guy is Saint Cornelius

St Corn, tell them kids how to do it

they got no game
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2013, 06:41:28 PM: Howard Alan Treesong is Drinky Crow

MrAngryFace is still MrAngryFace
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BlackMage on March 21, 2013, 06:42:42 PM: See that's why I like MAF. He doesn't bullshit around! :maf He's a good man!
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Steve Contra on March 21, 2013, 06:50:02 PM: MAF changed his name a million times in the MEME MACHINE WARS of 08 or whenever the fuck it was.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: chronovore on March 21, 2013, 06:56:13 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2013, 11:46:42 AM
dont feel bad green man, i've been chasing a girl I used tow ork with for a year now, itried my best to ignore her but she constantly just starts conversations with me flirting with me but whenever I ask to hang out even as friends its just like "sure that'd be nice :)" and then it never happens. ???

So, you say "let's hang out," she says, "that'd be nice," and then you say... "How about lunch on Saturday" or something along those lines...?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2013, 06:58:54 PM: BlackMage is Makaveli
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2013, 07:05:45 PM: Quote from: chronovore on March 21, 2013, 06:56:13 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2013, 11:46:42 AM
dont feel bad green man, i've been chasing a girl I used tow ork with for a year now, itried my best to ignore her but she constantly just starts conversations with me flirting with me but whenever I ask to hang out even as friends its just like "sure that'd be nice :)" and then it never happens. ???

So, you say "let's hang out," she says, "that'd be nice," and then you say... "How about lunch on Saturday" or something along those lines...?

i have several times but she cancels. i don't know what her deal is, she has some problems with men tho emotionally so I'm not too worried about it / pushy about it
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Barry Egan on March 21, 2013, 07:08:03 PM: I am Gumby aka John Cochran (always have been).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu0HDUQKYzI
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Trent Dole on March 21, 2013, 07:08:33 PM: Quote from: totally not a creep on March 21, 2013, 05:14:33 PM
i dont get the deal with girls on the internet
Some of them are attention whores that aren't pretty enough to get attention irl so they just derp around on this here series of tubes instead basically.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2013, 07:19:42 PM: I definitely agree she used that as an excuse.

The important thing now is that when she contacts you in 3 months after she breaks up with her ex again...please please don't give her the time of day.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: BlackMage on March 21, 2013, 07:38:22 PM: who is this mean bitch?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Barry Egan on March 21, 2013, 11:28:47 PM: this is the only way to learn. just dont let your spiteful feelings turn you into a PUA douche.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2013, 11:34:57 PM: Don't feel bad Shark, I just got friendzoned hard after totally misreading signals this past weekend. It sucks because we'd been friends forever and shit, but I'm also not going to continue to be an emotional tampon and a shoulder to cry on for her about troubles with the idiot men she DOES choose to date/be in a relationship with. I'll be friendly but not a friend anymore.

/rant
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2013, 11:43:36 PM: YES

NO

MAYBE

YES
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2013, 11:59:03 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 21, 2013, 11:34:57 PM
Don't feel bad Shark, I just got friendzoned hard after totally misreading signals this past weekend. It sucks because we'd been friends forever and shit, but I'm also not going to continue to be an emotional tampon and a shoulder to cry on for her about troubles with the idiot men she DOES choose to date/be in a relationship with. I'll be friendly but not a friend anymore.

/rant
:'(

Dunno breh. I think I'd rather take the shot and miss than not take it and forever think about what could have happened. That shit just feels...bad.

But I definitely agree about being friendly not "cry on my shoulder and tell me how nice I am" status. I've avoided that shit rather well.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 22, 2013, 12:19:30 AM: Meh, it probably would have been for the best if I hadn't said anything but whatever. What's done is done.
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 22, 2013, 01:23:44 AM: stick around for the regret sex when she breaks up again
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Himu on March 22, 2013, 01:36:30 AM: Dammit Lan.

You told them my bust size! What is wrong with you girl!
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2013, 12:39:33 PM: next time a girl wants any advice about other men then me I just whip out this line:

'Hey, I don't know if I can give you impartial advice on guy shit. I think I might have some feelings for you and there's a good chance I'll give you bad advice because I'm a little jealous. What do you think of that?'

that shuts them up
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 22, 2013, 12:40:44 PM: The day I take any advice from you is the day I want everyone here to please publicly murder me in the street
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2013, 12:44:58 PM: i'm not the one who got friend zoned owned
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 01:38:32 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2013, 12:44:58 PM
i'm not the one who got friend zoned owned
Didn't you just chicken out with a girl two days ago?
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 22, 2013, 01:41:44 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 01:38:32 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2013, 12:44:58 PM
i'm not the one who got friend zoned owned
Didn't you just chicken out with a girl two days ago?

:dead

At least I bothered to tell her I had feels, even if it was doomed from the get go
Title: Re: Girls on the internet
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2013, 05:24:41 PM: i was only kidding with the lad

seriously just take my advice dont let her tell you how good some other dudes dick feels lad