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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Powerslave on March 22, 2013, 06:43:11 AM

Title: First world problems
Post by: Powerslave on March 22, 2013, 06:43:11 AM
my PSV's battery ran out of power so I plugged it in to charge it. Several moments later I took it to the shitter for some quality time and turns out I didn't plug the cord in correctly
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: brob on March 22, 2013, 06:45:23 AM
I have to go buy a clean shirt today because I was invited to a party by seven swedish girls tonight, and I can't be bothered to hook up my washing machine.

I might even have to get a white t-shirt to go with it.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: lennedsay on March 22, 2013, 07:23:49 AM
I hit ok instead of snooze on my iPhone alarm and now if I don't get up right now, I'll be late. But my bed is too comfy that it makes it really hard to get up.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: brob on March 22, 2013, 07:40:14 AM
Just sat back down at the computer from making burgers for lunch, had to clean the pan first because I didn't do it last night. I was really hungry while I did it.

And now I'm worried the place I go to buy coffee is closed for the day. what am I going to drink when I go out if they are closed?
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 22, 2013, 09:00:13 AM
I wanted to post something here but I have no real problems so now I don't fit in :(
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: demi on March 22, 2013, 09:01:54 AM
I didnt use a condom and now she's having a baby

What's her fucking deal?
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: hampster on March 22, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
The podcast I usually listen to on Friday mornings isn't out yet :'(
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Brehvolution on March 22, 2013, 09:53:09 AM
There hasn't been a new Cruncheons in over 2 weeks.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 22, 2013, 10:34:57 AM
Why do I have to wait about a minute for a first-time setup when I want to play a new Steam game for the first time? Come on, Steam, get your act together.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Momo on March 22, 2013, 10:51:02 AM
I wanted to post something here but I have no real problems so now I don't fit in :(
I wanted to post something here but I only have third world problems :'(
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 22, 2013, 11:02:44 AM
Talked about this before but this problem has only gotten worse.

Copping $250 basketball sneakers is more work than studying for a tough final.

Get raffle tickets from footlocker, wait for Nike RSVP on twitter, wake up at 5am Saturday for online launch, call after noon Saturday to see if there're extra pairs

If all that fails, go on Ebay and try to find someone selling for less than double

But dope swag is dope, gotta do what you gotta do
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: BlackMage on March 22, 2013, 12:22:29 PM
I ran out of flavored coffee cream at work. My life is forfeit
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: archnemesis on March 22, 2013, 12:28:13 PM
What's flavored coffee cream? I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Europe.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: BlackMage on March 22, 2013, 12:29:59 PM
What's flavored coffee cream? I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Europe.

MURICA' SON
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Diunx on March 22, 2013, 12:42:50 PM
Electricity was out all night so I didn't get any sleep and the fucking mosquitoes had a feast with my legs, oh sorry wrong thread!
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: king of the internet on March 22, 2013, 01:13:29 PM
The bottom of my foot itches but I don't feel like taking my shoe off.
Title: First world problems
Post by: Huff on March 22, 2013, 01:15:28 PM
Left my can in my other shorts. Now I have to study with no tobacco
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 22, 2013, 01:31:05 PM
Just buried another foetus under the bay tree.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 22, 2013, 01:35:26 PM
What's flavored coffee cream? I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Europe.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_16?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=flavored+creamer&sprefix=flavored+creamer%2Caps%2C373
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: bork on March 22, 2013, 01:38:59 PM
I'm sitting at work trying to browse websites and these dickheads keep calling me about helping them and shit.  What the fuck?
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 01:54:26 PM
Tried to order a Philly cheese steak from Subway but they're out of steak
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Brehvolution on March 22, 2013, 01:57:08 PM
I just bought the 3D version of Avatar.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: demi on March 22, 2013, 02:24:43 PM
Tried to order a Philly cheese steak from Subway but they're out of steak

They never had steak. Or whatever that is.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: archnemesis on March 22, 2013, 03:13:45 PM
What's flavored coffee cream? I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Europe.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_16?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=flavored+creamer&sprefix=flavored+creamer%2Caps%2C373
*shudders*
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 22, 2013, 04:08:07 PM
Tried to order a Philly cheese steak from Subway but they're out of steak

They never had steak. Or whatever that is.

A Subway "philly" "cheese" "steak". :drool
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 04:26:21 PM
It tastes like steak to me. I put jalapeno and green peppers on mine, plus onions and mushrooms :rejoice

wheat bread :rejoice

American cheese :rejoice

Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: nudemacusers on March 22, 2013, 04:28:10 PM
upgrade to muenster  :babylawd
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 22, 2013, 04:35:20 PM
Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: tiesto on March 22, 2013, 05:04:45 PM
I have to do 12+ hours slave labor work a day in San Diego for a job that is gonna be sacking me anyways within the next few months. :gloomy
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 05:06:04 PM
I have to do 12+ hours slave labor work a day in San Diego for a job that is gonna be sacking me anyways within the next few months. :gloomy

due to sequestration? :fbm
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Akala on March 22, 2013, 07:51:40 PM
I have to do 12+ hours slave labor work a day in San Diego for a job that is gonna be sacking me anyways within the next few months. :gloomy

 :-\
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: pilonv1 on March 22, 2013, 08:02:21 PM
The podcast I usually listen to on Friday mornings isn't out yet :'(

This is my worst nightmare when I go to the gym.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: pickle on March 23, 2013, 03:49:06 AM
Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.

...really?
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Positive Touch on March 23, 2013, 04:27:19 AM
Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.

...really?

yes, clearly a woman not knowing her place is a first world problem
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2013, 10:56:23 AM
Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.

...really?

yes, clearly a woman not knowing her place is a first world problem

That is true. In third-world countries, the rape squads generally take care of that.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Positive Touch on March 23, 2013, 11:39:37 AM
we have those in the first world too. we call them "athletic squads"
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: tiesto on March 23, 2013, 12:44:51 PM
I have to do 12+ hours slave labor work a day in San Diego for a job that is gonna be sacking me anyways within the next few months. :gloomy

due to sequestration? :fbm

Apparently they've been trying to cut back operations on LI for a few years now, due to its cost. The sequester is what pushed them over the edge (even if upper management says otherwise).
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Powerslave on March 23, 2013, 04:07:59 PM
I just did a lot of groceries and when I came home I didn't know what to eat. Had a little breakdown because I couldn't decide which food I wanted to eat. I hope everything's gonna turn out ok.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Barry Egan on March 23, 2013, 04:19:56 PM
the HIMURO thread sucks.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2013, 04:30:52 PM
we have those in the first world too. we call them "athletic squads"

Misandrist women making up lies about boys being boys is just another first world problem we have to deal with.  :noah
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2013, 05:16:27 PM
had to go to Home Depot twice today because I bought the wrong piece to fix my leaky sink :fbm
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: demi on March 23, 2013, 05:30:24 PM
Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.

...really?

Yea, really. Leave it to a woman to blow things out of proportion. Now her and the guy are out of a job. Nice work.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Steve Contra on March 23, 2013, 05:37:04 PM
Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.
That whole thing is why nerds can't have nice things
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2013, 09:07:36 PM
I have $27.57 in PSN credit. How am I supposed to spend a distinguished mentally-challenged dollar amount like that? I don't even really want anything. I wish I could just delete money.  :fbm
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 23, 2013, 09:16:06 PM
I wanted to fap to some Hitomi Tanaka videos and spent like 10 minutes fretting over which one to load up.

The shit I have to deal with sometimes :stahp
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: pickle on March 24, 2013, 12:53:02 AM
I wanted to fap to some Hitomi Tanaka videos and spent like 10 minutes fretting over which one to load up.

The shit I have to deal with sometimes :stahp

I go through cycles where my tumblr feed has either too much porn, or not enough porn.
Title: Re: First world problems
Post by: Bildi on March 24, 2013, 01:03:15 AM
My phone settled horizontally in my pants pocket the other day and when I walked up some stairs it was uncomfortable.