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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on March 22, 2013, 09:05:19 PM

Title: I just had a phone interview with one of my heroes
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 22, 2013, 09:05:19 PM
Which I UTTERLY AND SPECTACULARLY BOMBED. fml
Title: Re: I just had a phone job interview with one of my heroes
Post by: Powerslave on March 22, 2013, 09:05:55 PM
what kinda phone job
Title: Re: I just had a phone job interview with one of my heroes
Post by: Boogie on March 22, 2013, 09:07:57 PM
Did you tell him what you were wearing?
Title: Re: I just had a phone job interview with one of my heroes
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 22, 2013, 09:09:19 PM
Yes, I was wearing a -3 cloak of complete inability to write code or reason about problems or speak coherently
Title: Re: I just had a phone interview with one of my heroes
Post by: Vizzys on March 22, 2013, 09:24:47 PM
is ulillillia your idol
Title: Re: I just had a phone interview with one of my heroes
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 22, 2013, 09:33:11 PM
Yes, I was wearing a -3 cloak of complete inability to write code or reason about problems or speak coherently

In retrospect, probably a mistake.
Title: Re: I just had a phone interview with one of my heroes
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 22, 2013, 09:54:18 PM
It was on sale at Macy's
Title: Re: I just had a phone job interview with one of my heroes
Post by: Yeti on March 22, 2013, 11:22:24 PM
Yes, I was wearing a -3 cloak of complete inability to write code or reason about problems or speak coherently

Wouldn't this be a good thing though? Like if a +3 cloak of stealth adds three stacks of stealth to you, wouldn't this cloak be removing 3 stacks of complete inability to write code, etc., better enabling you to do those things?
Title: Re: I just had a phone interview with one of my heroes
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 11:27:25 PM
Father Mike?
Title: Re: I just had a phone job interview with one of my heroes
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 23, 2013, 12:06:46 AM
Yes, I was wearing a -3 cloak of complete inability to write code or reason about problems or speak coherently

Wouldn't this be a good thing though? Like if a +3 cloak of stealth adds three stacks of stealth to you, wouldn't this cloak be removing 3 stacks of complete inability to write code, etc., better enabling you to do those things?

I am not capable of evaluating this proposition as it would involve logic and critical thinking!
Title: Re: I just had a phone job interview with one of my heroes
Post by: Mandark on March 23, 2013, 12:35:01 AM
Yes, I was wearing a -3 cloak of complete inability to write code or reason about problems or speak coherently

Wouldn't this be a good thing though? Like if a +3 cloak of stealth adds three stacks of stealth to you, wouldn't this cloak be removing 3 stacks of complete inability to write code, etc., better enabling you to do those things?

I am not capable of evaluating this proposition as it would involve logic and critical thinking!

Maybe it's -3 to the base stats of a cloak (defense? flamboyance?), besides carrying the debuffs to coding, problem-solving, and speech.
Title: Re: I just had a phone interview with one of my heroes
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 23, 2013, 12:36:56 AM
Without which -3 the clock would have allowed me to take this failure in my stride, mention it to no one, and continue on my unflappable way!
Title: Re: I just had a phone interview with one of my heroes
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 23, 2013, 03:18:48 PM
Reflecting a bit, I'm actually happy and sort of excited about the situation now. It would have been disappointing if it were really that easy to get a job as awesome as either this one, or the one I interviewed for in person at Amazon. Even though I think I did fine at Amazon, and assume it's just due to either one of the interviewers randomly not liking me or another candidate being amazing that I didn't get the job, I know that if I'd completely aced all the interviews - like I did for 1 out of 6 of them - my THAC0 would've ensured success in the face of all but the very lowest of d20 rolls.  And even though I think I could've done way better in the phone interview for Windows, if my brain hadn't decided to lock up on me, the truth is that the problems were simple enough that if I had REAL badass engineering chops I could've solved them effortlessly even while in a shitty mental state (not to mention if my sleeping and eating habits didn't suck I wouldn't be in such shitty stats so often). So these experiences are just telling me that (1) the jobs I really want aren't that far from my reach but (2) I need to seriously step my game up first. CUE TRAINING MONTAGE :punch
Title: Re: I just had a phone interview with one of my heroes
Post by: chronovore on March 24, 2013, 05:52:53 AM
Good luck in the training montage. I can link you some good YouTube playlists for energy and inspiration.

Start with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Fz_egtEgc
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