THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shuri on March 28, 2013, 10:35:20 PM
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FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
MY life has a been a fucking ENDLESS train of DRAMA and BULLSHIT for the past 10 years. GIRLS DRAMA, MULTIPLE BABY DRAMA THAT ENDED IN MEGA DRAMA, MONEY DRAMA, HEALTH DRAMA. I Got that fucking shit removed from my leg a month and a half ago and it turns out its finally NOT some sort of bullshit cancer. Thanks fucking GOD, because after months of waiting, I was going crazy. I fucking lost my god damn best friend since childhood over some petty bullshit 3 weeks ago. I lost my best bro since forever! We were together thru so much shit! FUCK!
And my father's health and mental state is declining.. And I've been sick with Bronchitis for the past two weeks, I missed tons of work. Those new meds I've got are giving me the shit, and massive concentration issues.. Its like too strong for me.
NOW THE LATEST drama in my life is FUCKING EPIC, AGAIN
In January this girl i have been having a shit storm of a relationship for the past couple of years invites me to her place in the morning, to chill out and have breakfast. I show up, she was in her bed, and asks me to join her and that she will cook breakfast in a couple of minute, shes just so sleepy. Like the fucking tool that i am, i jump in. Turns out she was naked and horny, and she spent the entire 2 hours trying to get some from me. I kept rejecting her; because we had so much drama, i didnt want to get involved again. This pissed her off greatly, she cried about feeling disgusting bla bla and unwanted bla bla because I had rejected her; I left after that, and we ended up texting for a couple of hours about it, told her how i felt about the situation, and it was good and the peace had returned to the kingdom.
She then invited me AGAIN for breakfast (FOR REAL :P she said) the next morning.
I arrive, it was actually for real! She cooks me one masterful breakfast, it was delish; then we go over to her couch to play tony hawk. After a couple of minute she takes off her shirt and panties and start blowing me. I fucking lose the plot and actually end up banging her on that couch in ways that would be welcome in a german porno* . Didnt come inside, because I didnt want to tempt the devil even if she has an IUD installed.
* self-description of performance may be a bit over-stated
The lady is pleased, I even get blown naother time before leaving. I feel like John Holmes.
FEBRUARY
She calls me, she went to her ob/gyn; it turns out her IUD was wrongly installed. WHAT THE FUCK? but not to worry, she had her periods at the end of JANUARY, so its cool.
END OF FEB
She calls me, panicked. She is late on her periods. We freak out. I tell her that we will do a test the day after, and we'll see from there. She laters calls that night to cancel the plans; her periods had started. Phew.
END OF MARCH - 20 MINS AGO
Shes SUPER LATE, AGAIN. She has no signs of any upcoming periods. She has gained weight, she has nauseas, she feels tired all the time. It turns out her last periods only lasted 3 days and were super weak. Shes like a week late now and there is no sign of anything happening.
WE make plans, now tomorrow i gotta show up at her workplace with a test, which she will do. Shes freaking out and I hate the fact that she cant STAND THE HEAT AT ALL.
That means that we will be almost 3 months in, that means that it will be too late to get it stopped, this means BIG CHANGES, this also means TROUBLE because me and her discussed at lenghts last month about how our lives were too differents now and it could never work out between us. How can we be parents? I cant stand the fact that I would have to raise a kid without a normal family..
Her periods issues are epic and erratic. Even in a previous pregnancy episode, she was getting them while being pregnant.. fuck
I'm just so fucking tired of it all. I've decided that I will be getting a vasectomy. It's just not worth the headaches and potential drama. I cant believe this is happening again. Why cant i just fucking have a boring life.
I just want to come home after work, watch shit on netflix and play games. Life has been so fucking unrewarding to me. I'm starting to feel like I got trapped by her, i'm starting to get all paranoid. I have so much shit to worry about and now this..
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It's not the end of the world dude. I know what you're going through might be difficult right now, but if you and her keep your shit together you should be able to handle this situation in an adult fashion. I assume with your previous history there is a lot of emotions involved. Why not try and talk with her and see what you both want to do and go from there? Communication seems to be a problem if you're both not talking regularly especially considering the potential of pregnancy. Show that you care and that you're willing to be there for her during these hard times so you can inject how you feel about the situation. It will help both of you moving forward I think.
Good luck!
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How is your leave luck to heaven tattoo holding up?
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Whenever I hear about a forumites girlfriend, on any forum, getting naked and fucking I always have to stifle my arousal. There are incredibly high chances that the girl is a disgusting hambeast of no return.
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mmm, delicious ham of no return for breakfast
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Whenever I hear about a forumites girlfriend, on any forum, getting naked and fucking I always have to stifle my arousal. There are incredibly high chances that the girl is a disgusting hambeast of no return.
Dont worry, Shuri is a disgusting hambeast of no return.
And I like it.
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Is this the MILF you played Halo with? Or a different girl?
Has she gone to the doctor yet? Or taken a pregnancy test? Maybe you're jumping the gun a tad...
Anyways, good luck.
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I'm really gonna need a tl;dr version
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I'm really gonna need a tl;dr version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbgvwNqTLVw
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I'm really gonna need a tl;dr version
Shuri got some chick knocked up AS FUCK.
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I'm really gonna need a tl;dr version
Shuri got some chick knocked up AS FUCK.
Don't they have like free condoms in socialist Canadia? IDIOT.
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Has she gone to the doctor yet? Or taken a pregnancy test? Maybe you're jumping the gun a tad...
Anyways, good luck.
My thoughts as well, let her do a test...then pray.
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Shuri actin like hes a fuck professional. He squirted in the first few minutes. Weak.
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Considering how spherical both parties are I find it hard to believe his wine made contact with her chalice.
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No but considering the genetics and the lifestyle the parents might lead the kid is at risk for obesity throughout their life. I'm just busting Shuri's balls anyway.
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You rejected her when you were in bed with her and she was naked but not when you were playing Tony Hawk? And you really didn't have a condom on you the second time you went over?
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I'd get the test first to see if she's pregnant - getting pregnant isn't the instant "one shot, one kill" thing you'd think it is. Plus it's not unusual for periods to skip.
Even if she is pregnant - it's not the end of the world. Put it all into perspective - this isn't the end of everything you think it is.
(if this is a GAF repost, you lose a testicle)
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congrats, dad!
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Who says its you that got her knocked up?
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If she has a history of being irregular then you should probably worry less.
However, it sounds an awful lot like when my ex got pregnant. Jes' sayin'. She was really late and then when her period came it lasted only a few days and was really light. A month later she was late again. She was also nauseous, tired, sore and a hormonal mess. 8 months later I was a father.
So... CONGRATS!!
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so we did the test this morning, and yeah, two bars, shes pregnant.
Im real sorry about how over the top my first post was.
She does not want to keep the kid. :'( :-* :'( :-\ Even if things are not the best between us, I feel horrible because this little guy wont get to play Doom with his dad :'(
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so we did the test this morning, and yeah, two bars, shes pregnant.
Im real sorry about how over the top my first post was.
She does not want to keep the kid. :'( :-* :'( :-\ Even if things are not the best between us, I feel horrible because this little guy wont get to play Doom with his dad :'(
:( I've got nothing snarky. That's a genuinely shitty feeling.
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You just HAD to have sex to prove a point to the internet, didn't you. Bet you wish you were a fat nerdy virgin now, huh.
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At least this means you won't die alone. Unless the kid hates you, obviously.
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so we did the test this morning, and yeah, two bars, shes pregnant.
Im real sorry about how over the top my first post was.
She does not want to keep the kid. :'( :-* :'( :-\ Even if things are not the best between us, I feel horrible because this little guy wont get to play Doom with his dad :'(
:( I've got nothing snarky. That's a genuinely shitty feeling.
And yet internally suppressed lol feelings.
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(http://i.qkme.me/3puuvf.jpg)
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Sounds like she didn't have periods but the spotting that happens to about 1 in 5 women. When did you knock her up, late jan? She better get that abortion asap time is running out.
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Well it turns out she was pregnant. We did an ultrasound (an echography), and yah, there was babby :-*. He was around 14 weeks old. I heard the heart! 8) 8) But Upon further examination, it was determined that there was a problem. She had a "placenta detachment". They said it happens sometimes and that there was a risk that she could miscarry. In other words the placenta was detaching itself from the womb's walls.
Article on the subject: http://pregnancy.lovetoknow.com/wiki/Placenta_Separation_in_Early_Pregnancy
Two days after she started bleeding and experiencing massive stomach pains; we rushed to the hospital. She miscarried.
I have been taking care of her all week; she felt well enough last night to go out, we went to the restaurant went down for a walk down the park. We decided to just stay friends from now on.
That is all.
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USE BIRTH CONTROL IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN
THAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY
UNLESS YOU DID AND IT FAILED IN WHICH CASE WELP
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Well, congrats or condolences or whatever depending on what you were hoping to have happen.
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Why haven't you turned gay by now?
"i came all up in her puss, she miscarried. we're friends now."
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Why haven't you turned gay by now?
"i came all up in her puss, she miscarried. we're friends now."
Or he should just use the back door, or the front door and the stairs in case of emergency and save himself the stress.