THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Wrath2X on April 01, 2013, 03:19:50 AM

Title: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: Wrath2X on April 01, 2013, 03:19:50 AM: As you walk in here release that negative vibes you have about Iwata-san and learn to enjoy his positives. Far away from the oppressive hate mongers of GameStop and the fascist Mark Rein.

We finally got an HD console guys! I mean HD Zelda and Mario is what all that brown and grey generation was leading up to! Think about it, would you rather play Skyrim or Hyrule? The whimsy would be off the charts. Besides how can you play a console when there isn't a 2D Mario? And people wonder why the N64 and GCN never achieved the sales of what came before and after it. It's totally 2D Mario, guys! Can you imagine the games they got under development right now that we can't play until 3 years from now!? :hyper Zelda, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, WiiSomething, Mario, Mario, Mario, Smash, Mario, Mario, Mario, Zelda, Mario, etc.

Till then just any of our favorite past Nintendo games that we already own and payed for a dozen times could come out in HD with all sorts of bloom and shit! i get to play all my Wii games on it even though I can just play them on the Wii, I get to play VC again even if I could just play them on the Wii or their old consoles if I own them. Or learn how to use a PC and play on emulators. Nintendo makes it easier, I just have to pay them. Which is fine cause I need to support them for them to stay alive and make what I want, I don't want anything else i haven't tried and won't ever need to cause Ninty is the best!

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Title: Re: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: Purple Filth on April 01, 2013, 03:51:23 AM: i honestly thought it was a GAF post
Title: Re: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: mjemirzian on April 01, 2013, 05:12:19 AM: Wouldn't be out of place on gaf, they'd probably take you seriously too.
Title: Re: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: Momo on April 01, 2013, 05:34:42 AM: Jeez Wrath, when bored at least lets invent some alternate reality where SEGA are still the kings! (._. )
Title: Re: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: Momo on April 01, 2013, 05:37:42 AM: You do not know the depth of my despair :gloomy
Title: Re: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2013, 09:55:08 AM: I've owned every Nintendo console up through the Wii, but I may never buy a Wii U.

This does not bother me.
Title: Re: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 01, 2013, 10:04:32 AM: Quote from: Momo on April 01, 2013, 05:34:42 AM
Jeez Wrath, when bored at least lets invent some alternate reality where SEGA were ever the kings! (._. )
Title: Re: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: Barry Egan on April 01, 2013, 10:19:01 AM: I retrofitted your post to the year 1995 because I am also bored and unemployed.

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 01, 2013, 03:19:50 AM
As you walk in here release that negative vibes you have about Gunpei Yoko and learn to enjoy his positives. Far away from the oppressive hate mongers of GameStop and the fascists at WaPo.

We finally got a 3D console guys! I mean 3D Mario Tennis and Wario Land is what all that brown and grey generation was leading up to! Think about it, would you rather play Chrono Trigger or Dragon Hopper? The whimsy would be off the charts. Besides how can you play a console when there isn't a 3D Mario? And people wonder why the Famicom and Super Famicom never achieved the sales of what came before and after it. It's totally 3D Mario, guys! Can you imagine the games they got under development right now that we can't play until 3 years from now!? :hyper Virtual Mario Adventure, Mario Kart Virtual Cup, Virtual Mario Clash, Virtual Star Fox,Virtual Goldeneye 007, Virtual Nester's Funky Bowling, etc.

Till then just any of our favorite past Nintendo games that we already own and payed for a dozen times could come out in 3D with all sorts of monochromatic parallax and shit! Which is fine cause I need to support them for them to stay alive and make what I want, I don't want anything else i haven't tried and won't ever need to cause Ninty is the best!

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Title: Re: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: bork on April 01, 2013, 10:38:25 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2013, 09:55:08 AM
I've owned every Nintendo console up through the Wii, but I may never buy a Wii U.

This does not bother me.

It really doesn't. There's still only one game I'm interested in on this system -Bayonetta 2- which is not out yet and is not enough to get me to buy one of these systems.
Title: Re: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: magus on April 01, 2013, 10:50:17 AM: Quote from: bork laser on April 01, 2013, 10:38:25 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2013, 09:55:08 AM
I've owned every Nintendo console up through the Wii, but I may never buy a Wii U.

This does not bother me.

It really doesn't. There's still only one game I'm interested in on this system -Bayonetta 2- which is not out yet and is not enough to get me to buy one of these systems.

i'm curious to see what they do with 3D mario and super smash bros this E3 but i'm not sure what they can do to make super smash bros interessing again... i mean they pretty much ran out of nintendo character to put in the game so unless they do some heavy agreement with other companies that means the fan-service dream is over
Title: Re: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: Trent Dole on April 01, 2013, 12:27:55 PM: I've owned every Ninty home console so far, why stop now? Course it needs some games worth playing and to not be overpriced for the tech it has first. See you in a few years Wii U!
Title: Re: Nintendo or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 01, 2013, 01:30:21 PM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 01, 2013, 03:19:50 AM
Think about it, would you rather play Skyrim or Hyrule?

2D Hyrule > North Korea > Skyrim > 3D Zelda.