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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Squiddy on April 07, 2013, 06:49:02 PM

Title: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Squiddy on April 07, 2013, 06:49:02 PM
You can't just shamefully fuck them, you need to become their significant other and make them lose the fat.
Then you can enjoy a gorgeous chick with the low self-esteem of a fat chick - more than happy and eager to please you.
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 07, 2013, 06:51:10 PM
After she loses the weight, maybe she'll leave for a guy who doesn't control and manipulate her.
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Himu on April 07, 2013, 06:52:11 PM
I hope she gives you aids too, cunt.
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 07, 2013, 06:55:46 PM
im not out here trying to pitch Intermittent Fasting to these hoes

:beli
:bow IF :bow2
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: brob on April 07, 2013, 06:56:22 PM
Did you put that much effort into that post you felt it needed to be branched out into it's own thread?
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Squiddy on April 07, 2013, 07:06:10 PM
why waste a good idea on a gaf discussion thread  ;)
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Shaka Khan on April 07, 2013, 07:12:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ix9bSjx.png)
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 07, 2013, 07:21:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ix9bSjx.png)

Holy fuck.  :lol

After she loses the weight, she'll be using the dump truck.  :derp
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 07, 2013, 07:26:50 PM
 ::)  yeah right.  OP is almost as inexperienced sounding as "i'd make that bitch shave her cooch." 


and yo, i'm not too into BBWs or cosplay or even japanese girls, but Maryou Chouzuki, google it

dated a bbw girl once.  the sex logistics were a little difficult and I could never talk about food without feeling awkward (this is when I realized how much people talk about food.)  I couldn't just be like "these bacon cheese fries are the shit, try some." I had the experience and i'm done.  It's mostly the sex logistics that were a problem...you can't just move naturally into different positions.  Fat girls have it tough with this.  even bigger guys with a skinnier girl can transition easier.  and the extra weight creates extra friction creates extra sweat creates unique fat person smell that I don't like.   

unique to this girl, she had bad poetry tattoos on either side of her body that are gonna get demolished if she goes up or down in weight ever.
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Squiddy on April 07, 2013, 07:29:29 PM
you dated pam?

well, fuck me
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 07, 2013, 07:30:43 PM
you dated pam?

well, fuck me


this girl was 1/100000th as cool as Pam and completely vanilla in the sack, also unlike Pam :lol   one thing you got right was the low self-esteem.   
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Squiddy on April 07, 2013, 07:31:42 PM
and fatty eagerness in the bed
don't you dare tell me that's a lie
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 07, 2013, 07:43:14 PM
in my one experience, there wasn't much eagerness...only stuck with simple positions and when she drank, she wanted to be choked. 
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2013, 07:44:59 PM
in my one experience, there wasn't much eagerness...only stuck with simple positions and when she drank, she wanted to be choked.

So, Pam and Cheryl/Carol's test tube baby then
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 07, 2013, 07:49:16 PM
I knew a guy who was dating a fat girl who was losing weight.  Once she lost the weight, she dropped him to see what new opportunities she could now partake in.

Something to think about.
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 07, 2013, 07:49:26 PM
in my one experience, there wasn't much eagerness...only stuck with simple positions and when she drank, she wanted to be choked.
Don: Here, take this ham sandwich.
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 07, 2013, 07:58:01 PM
in my one experience, there wasn't much eagerness...only stuck with simple positions and when she drank, she wanted to be choked.

So, Pam and Cheryl/Carol's test tube baby then


without the crazy personalities of either, which may have been preferable.  Cheryl/Carol :drool 


I knew a guy who was dating a fat girl who was losing weight.  Once she lost the weight, she dropped him to see what new opportunities she could now partake in.

Something to think about.


one of the reasons why the guys those girls are with work to keep it low (read: are assholes)
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: tiesto on April 08, 2013, 10:16:43 AM
and yo, i'm not too into BBWs or cosplay or even japanese girls, but Maryou Chouzuki, google it

I think I'll wait till I get off work to google but you definitely got my attention!
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2013, 11:26:35 AM
Real men like meat not bones :drool
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: Momo on April 08, 2013, 12:09:04 PM
so it's like multi-classing?
Teaching your tank to become a dancer
Title: Re: Fat chicks are projects
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 08, 2013, 01:07:30 PM
Yeah, bad poetry is much more of a problem than weight which I don't much care about