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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Lan on April 08, 2013, 08:55:55 PM

Title: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 08, 2013, 08:55:55 PM
Clean your pm box cause I cant simp you in public.

Shaka dont come in here hating.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2013, 10:26:13 PM
Cleared just for you :bow

come on Demi, add 500 more PM slots. I'm too popular for only 500
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 08, 2013, 10:29:27 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/a08ecd7f3c92cda6d473486ea2d4b7dd/tumblr_mjbqkgl27E1rsvzfjo1_400.gif)
Title: Hey PD
Post by: Shaka Khan on April 08, 2013, 10:31:39 PM
Shitbin
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Powerslave on April 08, 2013, 10:33:09 PM
tfw no one simping on you
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2013, 10:33:39 PM
TheBlackStallion is hysterical

jealous?
(http://i50.tinypic.com/a0yqua.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Shaka Khan on April 08, 2013, 10:39:22 PM
Girl I get dick on the regular, no internet connection required.

(http://i.imgur.com/K0TAS2M.gif)
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Rufus on April 08, 2013, 10:40:21 PM
Yours is attached though.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 08, 2013, 10:43:32 PM
Tbh when in a year I am sending PD pics of my boobs he doesn't have to even ask

Lay off Lan
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 08, 2013, 10:44:49 PM
more PM space would be nice so that I can keep the AV links that other connoisseurs kindly passed on
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 08, 2013, 10:52:32 PM
wish i could get a sassy black girl hanging off my dick
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 08, 2013, 11:17:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/nlCNw4V.png)
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 08, 2013, 11:28:50 PM
Cleared just for you :bow

come on Demi, add 500 more PM slots. I'm too popular for only 500
I've never cleared by PM's, and I've been here since 2006. I have enough space to last me 'til 2050. I'd have enough 'til 2190 if it weren't for Cajole.

I am almost as unpopular online as I am in real life.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 08, 2013, 11:57:27 PM
PD is just a pleasant guy to talk to, easy to see why he's popular.

He's a good advice giver but isn't super judgmental about you or your choices. He's like the cool older brother that catches you drinking with your friends while underage but isn't mad about it; he just tells you to be smart and safe.

Shave your fucking facial hair.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 08, 2013, 11:58:10 PM
EVERYONE GET OFF PD.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Momo on April 09, 2013, 12:02:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/nlCNw4V.png)
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: demi on April 09, 2013, 12:47:55 AM
PD is just a pleasant guy to talk to, easy to see why he's popular.

He's a good advice giver but isn't super judgmental about you or your choices. He's like the cool older brother that catches you drinking with your friends while underage but isn't mad about it; he just tells you to be smart and safe.

Shave your fucking facial hair.

lmfao.

Naw for real tho it's gotta go.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: The Sceneman on April 09, 2013, 12:54:16 AM
wish i could get a sassy black girl hanging off my dick

(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/mad_chump/paul_zps16ef431f.png)
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2013, 01:05:13 AM
PM discussions :rock

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PM sex  :lawd
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Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 05:46:08 AM
wish i could get a sassy black girl hanging off my dick

sucks that you can't even get that.  :(
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 05:47:27 AM
UM why are all U haters in my thread?

SMH yall love to hate.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Squiddy on April 09, 2013, 07:01:37 AM
Lan, have you ever dated a white boy?

How did his dick compare to the average black?
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 08:20:14 AM
Only dated black and hispanic. I havent tried white men. I kinda wanna see what is going on with blasians.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 08:53:52 AM
Who said they are? Eh shockingly PD is fun to talk to and is less of a hater than some here. I hope Demi likes me. ;_;. Himoru disowned me by simping Devo. :P
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: demi on April 09, 2013, 08:58:10 AM
I'd fuck you with the quickness, Lan.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Mupepe on April 09, 2013, 09:00:15 AM
Only dated black and hispanic. I havent tried white men. I kinda wanna see what is going on with blasians.
how did hispanic taste vs black?
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 09:03:56 AM
EVERYONE GET OFF PD.

Why you so possessive?
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: demi on April 09, 2013, 09:04:41 AM
You should get with a real man like me. I have infinite PM space.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 09:06:12 AM
Taste? All the same. Weird question coming from a straight guy.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Barry Egan on April 09, 2013, 09:06:34 AM
she's not even considering white men.  :stahp
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Squiddy on April 09, 2013, 09:06:54 AM
Only dated black and hispanic. I havent tried white men. I kinda wanna see what is going on with blasians.

racist  :dude
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 09:09:12 AM
I didnt say I never wanted to.

Stop pretending you care lol.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Mupepe on April 09, 2013, 09:11:00 AM
Taste? All the same. Weird question coming from a straight guy.
just wondering.  pussies definitely taste different.  Never tasted a dick so I was unawares.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: demi on April 09, 2013, 09:13:47 AM
But you thought about it?
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Mupepe on April 09, 2013, 09:14:09 AM
But you thought about it?
well I asked didn't I?
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 09, 2013, 09:14:44 AM
nothing better than a dick in your mouth. babies crave pacifiers, I crave dick.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 09:14:53 AM
Dont women taste different because of what they eat? Thats what a guy told me, I wonder if its true.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 09, 2013, 09:16:24 AM
I think women taste differently because of hygiene. One of my exes took hour long showers because she was a spoiled NY upper middle class sheltered brat and her pussy tasted and smelled amazing and I'm getting hard just thinking about it.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 09:18:29 AM
Eh, I beg to differ. My mouth is small and lady-like.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 09, 2013, 09:19:32 AM
Poor you sister girl.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: demi on April 09, 2013, 09:19:39 AM
Eh, I beg to differ. My mouth is small and lady-like.

 :badass
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 09:20:47 AM
Locked jaw sucks.

Himmy you shitting up my thread.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Mupepe on April 09, 2013, 09:22:06 AM
Not sure why they do.  But there are very distinct tastes to most women.  It's definitely not just hygiene though.  Two perfectly clean women can taste very different.  I think a lot of it does have to do with the type of hygiene products they use though.  But I think that has more to do with the smell which affects the way our brain processes the taste (maybe?).  Not sure. 
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 09:23:36 AM
It has to do with diet then.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 09, 2013, 09:24:40 AM
I'm pretty sure it's a combination of diet and hygiene. That ex I was talking about never ate healthy and binged on sodas.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 09:25:38 AM
Ewwww soda.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: nudemacusers on April 09, 2013, 10:50:39 AM
A good pussy tastes amazing.
*daps*
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2013, 11:49:32 AM
It's diet and hygiene. If you eat a lot of fried food, drink pop, smoke, etc your vagina will have a quite different smell compared to someone who eats healthier. The same applies to guys; I saw an interview with a pornstar where she said there are foods many pornstars avoid before shoots, like pizza and jalapeno peppers.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: brob on April 09, 2013, 11:56:06 AM
feed em pineapples, strawberries n shit. natural sweetener.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 11:56:09 AM
I avoid soda, juice, breads, and fried foods. I used to love juice and sweets. I feel a bit more healthy now that I removed most of my sugar intake (juice).

Eating healthy has many benefits my friend. Im a whole foods nerd lol.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2013, 11:56:50 AM
Locked jaw sucks.

Yet, you primarily date guys who are black.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 12:00:18 PM
Not by choice, it just happened that way.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2013, 12:06:38 PM
I haven't had pop in ages. I drink juice every now and then. Don't really eat fried stuff a lot either. I used to make fries a lot, with oil and all. Then I discovered baked sweet potato fries are easier to cook, and healthier. Shout of to The Business, I've seen him post pics of them before; they're awesome.

Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 09, 2013, 12:15:07 PM
Yeah I just realized how yummy sweet potato fries are.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 09, 2013, 08:40:02 PM
THE FUCK IS THIS, i come back after a hiatus and WHAT IN THE WHAT
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2013, 09:05:34 PM
THE FUCK IS THIS, i come back after a hiatus and WHAT IN THE WHAT

Did Microsoft put you on lockdown after Adam Orth's tweets.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 09, 2013, 09:11:23 PM
THE FUCK IS THIS, i come back after a hiatus and WHAT IN THE WHAT

Did Microsoft put you on lockdown after Adam Orth's tweets.

I'm pretty sure by "hiatus" he meant "taking MS's dirty laundry out to the dumpster" if you know what I mean
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Squiddy on April 09, 2013, 09:14:03 PM
THE FUCK IS THIS, i come back after a hiatus and WHAT IN THE WHAT

Women+thebore=a bunch of simpering pussies

no better than gaf  :-\
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2013, 09:14:43 PM
THE FUCK IS THIS, i come back after a hiatus and WHAT IN THE WHAT

Did Microsoft put you on lockdown after Adam Orth's tweets.

I'm pretty sure by "hiatus" he meant "taking MS's dirty laundry out to the dumpster" if you know what I mean

Poor Orth. The butt rapes at the cum dumpster are always on.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Shaka Khan on April 09, 2013, 09:20:10 PM
THE FUCK IS THIS, i come back after a hiatus and WHAT IN THE WHAT

Women+thebore=a bunch of simpering pussies

no better than gaf  :-\

You take that back. There are no women on the bore.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Trurl on April 09, 2013, 09:25:29 PM
Yeah I just realized how yummy sweet potato fries are.

They're simp-ly amazing.  ^_^
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2013, 09:54:17 PM
This is a simposium on simping that is simptomatic of our misimpressions of women.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: lennedsay on April 09, 2013, 09:55:37 PM
smh and here I thought simpin ain't easy.  :gurl




For a forum consisting of mostly men and a few women, we have absolutely no ladies but a whole lot of vaginas.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2013, 09:56:21 PM
 :whoo
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 09, 2013, 09:58:51 PM
Yeah I just realized how yummy sweet potato fries are.

They're simp-ly amazing.  ^_^

(http://i.imgur.com/WZRvkns.png)
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2013, 10:02:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5E8ie2pdM
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2013, 10:05:21 PM
My name ain't Homer, and I ain't no simp, son.

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ban malek
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Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Barry Egan on April 09, 2013, 10:07:06 PM
Drinky Crow simpin is the oldest Bore simpin there is. 
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2013, 10:23:24 PM
I've only simped one time in my entire life
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2013, 10:31:06 PM
I've only simped one time in my entire life

Name names, simp.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2013, 10:59:50 PM
I've only simped one time in my entire life

Name names, simp.

electrikluv, years ago  :'(

Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2013, 11:23:17 PM

electrikluv, years ago  :'(

As if she'd ever date some American from the bore.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Shadow Mod on April 09, 2013, 11:30:07 PM
Everyone eat more pineapple.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2013, 11:33:30 PM
Everyone eat more pineapple.

Well, go to kitchen and get us some.  :oreilly
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Momo on April 09, 2013, 11:42:24 PM
I have a list of simp targets prepared for when simpin becomes socially acceptable on the bore
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 09, 2013, 11:46:31 PM
Guys, if you're gonna debase yourselves, at least do it irl where you might get something out of it
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 09, 2013, 11:50:24 PM
There is no simping in this thread. ???
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Momo on April 10, 2013, 12:00:24 AM
Guys, if you're gonna debase yourselves, at least do it irl where you might get something out of it
Listen to this guy  :-*  He's great  :heartbeat  Such a dreamboat  :heart


Guys  :heartbeat :heartbeat :heart :heart :japancry :-* :-*


I only wish I was your neighbor so we could hang out everyday  :fbm


 :heartbeat :heartbeat :heart :heart :chinacry :-* :-*




 :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 10, 2013, 12:04:43 AM
...shitkicker
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 06:59:15 AM
Yall just shat on my awesome thread. Smh.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Trurl on April 10, 2013, 08:16:26 AM
Uh oh

I'm honestly sorry if I had a hand in it, Lan.  :( 
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Mupepe on April 10, 2013, 08:53:05 AM
I've simped on Cajole and PD before.  Ain't no shame.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 10:01:43 AM
OH NO.

PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN IN A THREAD MADE BY A GRRL. MUST MEANS THEYRE FLIRTING WITH HER.

except not. :wtf
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 10:34:22 AM
OH NO.

PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN IN A THREAD MADE BY A GRRL. MUST MEANS THEYRE FLIRTING WITH HER.

except not. :wtf

Cause I was saying that riiiiiight?  ::)

Himmy stop wearing too tight bra's cause you actin like you got pms. DAMN
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 10:40:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGblIYpV0pg
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 10:44:22 AM
OH NO.

PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN IN A THREAD MADE BY A GRRL. MUST MEANS THEYRE FLIRTING WITH HER.

except not. :wtf

Cause I was saying that riiiiiight?  ::)

Himmy stop wearing too tight bra's cause you actin like you got pms. DAMN

What in the fuck girl? I'm talking about cruncheon, et al. Can you read? :larry :merchant :comeon
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 10:46:39 AM
OH NO.

PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN IN A THREAD MADE BY A GRRL. MUST MEANS THEYRE FLIRTING WITH HER.

except not. :wtf

Cause I was saying that riiiiiight?  ::)

Himmy stop wearing too tight bra's cause you actin like you got pms. DAMN

What in the fuck girl? I'm talking about cruncheon, et al. Can you read? :larry :merchant :comeon

obviously no.  >:(
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 10:48:14 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 10:49:23 AM
:lol

I just wanted to talk about your tits again. Please forgive me  :'(
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 10:51:07 AM
I'm waiting for my tits to get raw now that I'm on estrogen. Should take a few weeks for them to start hurting from growth. Not looking forward to it. Should invest in sports bra.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 10:56:27 AM
Why a sports bra? Those things push down on your breast so they don't move. Their only for exercising. If you gonna exercise then yes, get one. However, get a normal bra for everyday use and when you get bigger buy a new bra that fits better. Amazon has tons of bras that work great.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 10:58:43 AM
I know but it will hurt while at crossfit so I need a sports bra. Will get regular bras when nips start coming out.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 10, 2013, 10:59:28 AM
well.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 11:02:13 AM
Buying bras on amazon?

:gurl
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 11:06:02 AM
Buying bras on amazon?

:gurl

Go on amazon, they sell name brand bras. Hello, why would I buy expensive shit at the store when I can get it cheaper on amazon?

I do the same for computers as well. Went to Microcenter and the computer I wanted was 700+ but on amazon its 475. lol
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 11:08:52 AM
Due to my bra size I think it is best to wait and try others on first. 36C :gurl
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 11:10:17 AM
Due to my bra size I think it is best to wait and try others on first. 36C :gurl

lol I don't believe you are really that big. O_O
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 11:14:27 AM
I went to Victoria's secret and got measured and girl said "I think you have D's" so I'm like, that can't be right and went to lane bryant to get measured and she said I'm 46c so I'm on the cusp of D's. The thing is, I've got the fat but no mammary tissue, so breast development will even that out. Assuming they don't shrink from weight loss they will probably be D's or DD in the end.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 11:15:43 AM
how can you walk around that big with no bra that long?  :o
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 11:16:59 AM
It isn't customary for men to wear bras and I got used to it during puberty. Was made fun for my tits in middle school but they're a source of pride.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 11:17:59 AM
yeah, but don't some men wear something to pat it down? Guess I can't understand. I'll hush now.  :-X
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 11:20:22 AM
Fuck that shit. Flaunt what you got sister girl.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Rufus on April 10, 2013, 11:38:54 AM
well.
No Thread for Old Men
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 11:51:49 AM
I have a question to all my haters who want a pic of my vagina,

Why do you hate? Why are you obsessed with me?

Mariah Carey


 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 11:54:05 AM
:lol is that from her twitter
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 11:56:04 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/96febcffd6ffa243099946bbaf0959dc/tumblr_inline_mgwmv03bZ91r2v3rj.gif)
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 10, 2013, 12:00:49 PM
Due to my bra size I think it is best to wait and try others on first. 36C :gurl

lol I don't believe you are really that big. O_O

The only part that's bullshit is the 36.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2013, 12:04:20 PM
36C? I know nothing about sizes. Like, give an example of someone that size.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 12:09:34 PM
Kim has at least a 36 DD before being pregant. So smaller than her but not very much smaller.

Kim as a 36 DD
(http://lifestylebay.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/most-attractive-female-celebrities-10.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2013, 12:09:46 PM
Actually it is 46c. Typo.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 10, 2013, 12:11:16 PM
I'm a  40 B is we count chest hair.
Title: Re: Hey PD
Post by: Lan on April 10, 2013, 12:26:43 PM
PD getting that pm work. I'm sweating out my tracks.  :-[