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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Powerslave on April 13, 2013, 09:14:13 PM

Title: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Powerslave on April 13, 2013, 09:14:13 PM
I aint reading all that stupid shit, fuck you
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Powerslave on April 13, 2013, 09:20:54 PM
Because it's FUCKING free and I had no idea what kind of game it was
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Shaka Khan on April 13, 2013, 09:23:10 PM
Hate to break this to you, but if you haven't played the prequel (999) you probably shouldn't be bothering yourself with this. Thanks for understanding.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: demi on April 13, 2013, 09:23:16 PM
Dumbass
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 13, 2013, 09:24:19 PM
"What's the deal with this book being filled with words?! I ain't reading all that!"
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Powerslave on April 13, 2013, 09:26:43 PM
Hate to break this to you, but if you haven't played the prequel (999) you probably shouldn't be bothering yourself with this. Thanks for understanding.

I wish I could skip the novel part, I'd like to play the puzzles :)
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 13, 2013, 09:35:46 PM
I was happy I played VLR first.   Story was more interesting and they use very similar devices...might even say they're a bit interchangeable, but with the MUCH more interesting twists going to VLR.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 13, 2013, 09:40:31 PM
Read a book instead

In fact you should read Dr. Adder by KW Jeter
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 13, 2013, 10:01:48 PM
Read a book instead

In fact you should read Dr. Adder by KW Jeter

*checks wiki*

whoa, going on the list...
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Bebpo on April 14, 2013, 03:56:11 AM
This thread is amazing   :lol
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: MCD on April 14, 2013, 04:01:13 AM
It and 999 are more text heavy than say, Hotel Dusk and Phoenix Wright but still, if you hate story driven Text hell games then avoid such games.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Powerslave on April 14, 2013, 09:42:14 AM
This thread is amazing   :lol

then Like my post, fucker


It and 999 are more text heavy than say, Hotel Dusk and Phoenix Wright but still, if you hate story driven Text hell games then avoid such games.

This game's characters, visual art and setting are so goddamn unappealing. Man I hate games that have high tech sci-fi interfaces. I really can't stand the 'cardboard characters lined up next to eachother talking IN YOUR FACE. Fuck the people who are responsible for this trend. Fucking fuck. This is the reason why 99.99% of all """""rpg"""""" games released since the ps2 days are fucking shit. People with shitty taste piss me off.

Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: MCD on April 14, 2013, 10:06:23 AM
Trend? It's one of the basic elements of visual novels. Clearly the genre is not for you so no need to get angry about it.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Powerslave on April 14, 2013, 10:07:31 AM
Don't tell me what to do.
Also that trend isn't exclusive to visual novels, also a shitload of rpgs that are filled with anime characters.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 14, 2013, 10:54:20 AM
Lots of games made in Japan have contemporary Japanese art, you say?

:rofl
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Powerslave on April 14, 2013, 11:02:03 AM
Doesn't negate the complaint.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Himu on April 14, 2013, 01:21:26 PM
How can someone who is currently playing s game where they give 10 minute monologues on Godzilla hate on a text adventure?

Metal Gear fans! ::)
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Rufus on April 14, 2013, 01:33:06 PM
Voice acting makes the difference.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 14, 2013, 01:48:03 PM
I played 999 for about an hour and the insanely slow text scroll speed made me want to choke a preschooler. No, just no
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Rufus on April 14, 2013, 02:00:27 PM
Do they also slow down to a crawl when someone is shocked or confused?
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: pilonv1 on April 14, 2013, 08:36:15 PM
I played 999 for about an hour and the insanely slow text scroll speed made me want to choke a preschooler. No, just no

Wasn't Hotel Dusk like that?
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 14, 2013, 09:29:26 PM
I quit that piece of shit game after it punished me for being rude to some little brat by giving me a game over, TWENTY MINUTES AFTER THE FACT
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2013, 09:49:00 PM
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2013, 09:49:06 PM
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Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2013, 09:49:14 PM
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Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2013, 09:49:22 PM
please understand
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 14, 2013, 10:02:30 PM
I quit that piece of shit game after it punished me for being rude to some little brat by giving me a game over, TWENTY MINUTES AFTER THE FACT

The game doesn't punish you, you have to play every path, good and bad, if you want to finish it.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Powerslave on April 14, 2013, 10:13:55 PM
just shut it you doofus
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 14, 2013, 10:28:57 PM
I quit that piece of shit game after it punished me for being rude to some little brat by giving me a game over, TWENTY MINUTES AFTER THE FACT

The game doesn't punish you, you have to play every path, good and bad, if you want to finish it.

That path was shit

I'm going to read a book bbl
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 15, 2013, 01:06:43 PM
I quit that piece of shit game after it punished me for being rude to some little brat by giving me a game over, TWENTY MINUTES AFTER THE FACT


yeah but it looks like it was drawn with a pencil and the main character has a goatee and bags under his eyes, so it's mature and you are not mature enough to understand the Unique ArtStyle™ 
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 15, 2013, 02:04:27 PM
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 15, 2013, 02:46:01 PM
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Gaming has grown up old man.  Your precious "books" are out of date.  The children of tomorrow will no longer speak of Crime and Punishment or The Great Gatsby, they will pontificate about the cutting edge and paradigm changing representations of race in Bioshock Infinite and gender in Tom Braider. 
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 15, 2013, 03:32:09 PM
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Gaming has grown up old man.  Your precious "books" are out of date.  The children of tomorrow will no longer speak of Crime and Punishment or The Great Gatsby, they will pontificate about the cutting edge and paradigm changing representations of race in Bioshock Infinite and gender in Tom Braider.

FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 15, 2013, 05:50:09 PM
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Gaming has grown up old man.  Your precious "books" are out of date.  The children of tomorrow will no longer speak of Crime and Punishment or The Great Gatsby, they will pontificate about the cutting edge and paradigm changing representations of race in Bioshock Infinite and gender in Tom Braider.

FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



but i'm not a child of tomorrow, so i got Dr. Adder coming in the mail.   thx for the rec 8)
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 15, 2013, 08:16:38 PM
BROFIST
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2013, 10:21:07 PM
lol books, OKAY GRANDPA
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Powerslave on April 16, 2013, 01:09:17 PM
I have A Game of Thrones on my desk, should I read it?
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 16, 2013, 01:27:37 PM
playing a visual novel is like reading a book...and SCHOOL'S OUT!
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Nintendosbooger on April 18, 2013, 12:38:02 PM
Actually, just received Hotel Dusk 2: Last Window in the mail. Soon as I complete my second run in Fire Emblem, I'm going to devour it.

Can't get enough of these games.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Powerslave on April 18, 2013, 12:40:54 PM
Im giving this game a second shot. This shit is pretty good. Fuck the haters.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 18, 2013, 12:49:06 PM
Im giving this game a second shot. This shit is pretty good. Fuck the haters.


once the twists start hitting, it doesn't really stop.  not a literary masterpiece, but damn was it entertaining.   i almost passed because the "puzzles" are 'tarded, glad i didn't...i think jinfash slapped some sense into me after i bizarrely ranted about the puzzles
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: tiesto on April 18, 2013, 02:10:51 PM
Read a book instead

In fact you should read Dr. Adder by KW Jeter

These "books" you mention... do they have waifus too? :uguu

(in all seriousness, now that I've finished with Sonic and Binary Domain, VLR is my next up. I've put a bit more time into it, even getting to a few endings/gameovers. Will try to get every ending and "secret password"... now it's starting to pick up a bit and not feel like as much of a 999 retread, plus I like how you can finally SKIP THE GODDAMN PUZZLES YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE unlike in 999)
Title: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Verdigris Murder on April 18, 2013, 03:36:01 PM
Do they also slow down to a crawl when someone is shocked or confused?
Haha
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: thisismyusername on April 18, 2013, 05:31:38 PM
Actually, just received Hotel Dusk 2: Last Window in the mail. Soon as I complete my second run in Fire Emblem, I'm going to devour it.

Can't get enough of these games.

I tried... it didn't have the same "magic" of Hotel Dusk: Room 215.

I mean it's okay and all but it doesn't have the same charm and I don't like how the "mystery" drags. I kinda stopped and should go back to it again.

I think Hotel Dusk and Last Window's problem is that the gameplay is AWFUL between the adventure bits. It Kyle did the traveling himself and it was simply a visual novel it'd be far better paced (I hope) to where it was more engaging.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: magus on April 18, 2013, 08:39:19 PM
all of the cing adventure games are boring as fuck,the only one that get some redeeming value is the first Trace Memory for making a novel (especialy at the time when touch screen were a shiny new thing) use of the DS
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: thisismyusername on April 19, 2013, 04:00:35 PM
I never played Trace Memory so I wouldn't know. But I did really like Hotel Dusk's art-style and characters. It's just the stupid backtracking to move the story forward that dragged it.

I will give Hotel Dusk points for that locked-room puzzle segment. That was pretty tense if you didn't do an FAQ to get past that.
Title: Re: Virtue's Last Reward.... man fuck this shit
Post by: Powerslave on April 28, 2013, 03:02:55 PM
this game rules. Zero Jr is an awesome character. I can't play it anymore though since my free PS+ trial ran out yesterday. What will happen to my save file?
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Post by: chronovore on May 01, 2013, 03:06:01 AM
this game rules. Zero Jr is an awesome character. I can't play it anymore though since my free PS+ trial ran out yesterday. What will happen to my save file?

please understand