THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on April 16, 2013, 01:41:16 PM
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I don't know anything about this game, but I can already tell it's the worst thing ever.
Starseed Pilgrim
About the Game
Starseed Pilgrim is a game about tending a symphonic garden, exploring space, and embracing fate.
You are a gardener, tending to empty noise and empty space to fill them both with colour.
You are a refugee, building your own world away from the spreading darkness.
You are an explorer, discovering new places, new rules, and new fascinations.
The Universe Is Bigger Than You Know.
Reviews
"Advice for playing Starseed Pilgrim: As long as you still have questions, continue."
– Jonathan Blow
"Unfortunately, you cannot talk about Starseed Pilgrim, because that would spoil it for so many others. There’s unwritten rules at play. But it’s so open to discussion between two or more journeyers who find themselves at similar junctions."
– Indie Statik
"It’s OK to feel lost, it seems to suggest, because it’s the only way to feel the intoxicating effect of discovery. I became so angry with Starseed Pilgrim because it purposely allows you, encourages you even, to feel lost.
– Game Church
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hey thats offensive joe
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I can't tell if this is a real game or a joke to make fun of arty games ???
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It's fucking ugly.
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Sorry still Bubsy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25bjSoyXlw0
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I'm sorry that a game is 2deep4u. Maybe you should go back to your Hollywood shootbangs. :smug
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The game isn’t new, but we’ve stumbled our way past it like the blundering fools we are. Starseed Pilgrim is a puzzle game that offers you a peculiar set of abilities, and no instructions. No guidance how to use the “seeds” you can plant to grow variously coloured blocks, nor any guidance as to what you’re supposed to be doing with them. Finding out is the point of the game. I failed at this game.
lol
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I'm sorry that a game is 2deep4u. Maybe you should go back to your Hollywood shootbangs. :smug
I will, thanks!
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in this game, you will isolate an atom molecule and have a conversation with it :troll
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I can't tell if this is a real game or a joke to make fun of arty games ???
GO BACK TO CALL OF DUTY :avatar
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You guys just can't appreciate its indie genius. ???
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So of course I suspected joe of buying it anyway, given that he has over TWO AND A HALF THOUSAND STEAM GAMES
of course when i searched his game list for 'star' i got 28 hits
stunningly though he does not yet appear to own it! Thus making this truly thread-worthy
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Sounds utterly boring.
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hot
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So of course I suspected joe of buying it anyway, given that he has over TWO AND A HALF THOUSAND STEAM GAMES
Joe owns everthing, he and VALIS are always on my activity page buying shit
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Games are always self-explanatory to Jonathan Blow. This official walkthrough pissed me off:
http://braid-game.com/walkthrough/walkthrough.html
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Mount & Blade and Arma are aspie as fuck, and I say that as a huge Warband fan. Something about those games make the fucktards wet.
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Mount & Blade and Arma are aspie as fuck, and I say that as a huge Warband fan. Something about those games make the fucktards wet.
It's the combination of ugly graphics and needlessly complex gameplay.
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Mount & Blade and Arma are aspie as fuck, and I say that as a huge Warband fan. Something about those games make the fucktards wet.
At my job, we've (my department, not myself in specific) actually used Arma a bit for military simulations.
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Arma doesn't seem like that kind of game to me. DayZ does attract script kiddies and the CoD crowd, though.
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Arma can look pretty entertaining:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idtG_iZ3WFI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUQBlIrcPGg
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Arma can look pretty entertaining:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idtG_iZ3WFI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUQBlIrcPGg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXOOsTCAPp8
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I always thought the most spergtastic game ever would be if dwarf fortress and pokemon had a baby.
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how about EVE Online? pretty spergy
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Actually what I meant what I posted this was "Most hipsterish game developed by spergs ever", not "Most spergish game for spergs ever". I apologize for the mix-up. :(
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If for spergs I'd say Minecraft, if by spergs maybe Fez or Braid? :teehee
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Oh God I fucking love Euro Jank so much. I even downloaded and played Man Of Prey, otherwise known as Slav Sim. It was glorious but buggy as hell, and I had to use the fan patch that translates the game (poorly) to English.
7.62 mm owned as well, when it played properly. Which following the fine Euro tradition was pretty much never.
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Those ArmA videos look great. I wish I could play it, but it does seem like it would be very complex.