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Title: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 25, 2013, 04:14:15 PM: http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/sorority-girl-email-writer--resigns--from-delta-gamma-172810311.html

(http://i.imgur.com/XdjehSG.jpg)

I have nothing to add to this beyond the fact that she's pretty hot.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: StealthFan on April 25, 2013, 04:21:04 PM: Kinda looks like a dude, breh.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 04:23:34 PM: Looks like a teenage dude in a wig

*checks poster*

seems about right
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 04:24:15 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 04:23:34 PM
Looks like a teenage dude in a wig

*checks poster*

seems about right
:dead
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 25, 2013, 04:27:11 PM: Good. I like girls who are weird shit and do weird shit during the day
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 25, 2013, 04:32:04 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 25, 2013, 04:27:11 PM
Good. I like girls who are weird shit and do weird shit during the day

only cool if they're hot

this one isn't
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 25, 2013, 05:33:11 PM: meh, I'd smang
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 05:39:13 PM: Well you sister looks like you and you're a dude so...
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 25, 2013, 05:40:19 PM: you're not wrong
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 25, 2013, 05:43:56 PM: she has a nice smile.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 25, 2013, 05:49:58 PM: Gimme the gorgeous chick with no smile any day
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Rufus on April 25, 2013, 06:11:14 PM: Are they all about improving their chances with sorority chicks?
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 25, 2013, 09:46:56 PM: i'd smang
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2013, 09:56:42 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on April 25, 2013, 09:46:56 PM
i'd smang

I hope your performance is up to her liking, otherwise she'd probably rip your cock off.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2013, 10:03:03 PM: This whole scene is new to me. Why do people do this to themselves? Is the networking so awesomely useful later in life? Or are these parties that you can't get drunk and hit on people just that much fun?
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 25, 2013, 10:04:46 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2013, 10:03:03 PM
This whole scene is new to me. Why do people do this to themselves? Is the networking so awesomely useful later in life? Or are these parties that you can't get drunk and hit on people just that much fun?

Google "butt chugging"
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Huff on April 25, 2013, 10:09:28 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2013, 10:03:03 PM
This whole scene is new to me. Why do people do this to themselves? Is the networking so awesomely useful later in life? Or are these parties that you can't get drunk and hit on people just that much fun?

?

The parties are specifically there to get you drunk and laid very easily.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2013, 10:12:04 PM: but i'm seeing all this finger-wagging about folks getting too drunk or lecherous
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Huff on April 25, 2013, 10:26:16 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2013, 10:12:04 PM
but i'm seeing all this finger-wagging about folks getting too drunk or lecherous

thats just from the kids in charge. the best emails are from the guys that get drunk and tell the "executive board" to fuck off
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 25, 2013, 11:41:16 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2013, 10:03:03 PM
This whole scene is new to me. Why do people do this to themselves? Is the networking so awesomely useful later in life? Or are these parties that you can't get drunk and hit on people just that much fun?

Because some people would never be able to get a job otherwise if it weren't for frat/sorority connections.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2013, 11:58:57 PM: All I know is Animal House. That looked like fun. Waking up to emails like that doesn't sound so fun, unless everyone involved is in on the joke and able to immediately turn around and give back the same amount of shit
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 26, 2013, 12:03:20 AM: How many circle jerks did you participate in when you were in a frat?

And don't say 0 because we all know what kind of gay shit goes down in those places.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Huff on April 26, 2013, 12:05:29 AM: daily
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2013, 12:13:58 AM: The real question though... how many times did you have to eat the muffin?
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Mandark on April 26, 2013, 12:26:44 AM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2013, 10:03:03 PM
This whole scene is new to me. Why do people do this to themselves? Is the networking so awesomely useful later in life? Or are these parties that you can't get drunk and hit on people just that much fun?

Rum, sodomy, and the lash.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 26, 2013, 11:20:01 AM: Does a particular frat/sor's particular choice of Greek letters denote anything?
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2013, 11:22:36 AM: It denotes that the other ones where taken
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 26, 2013, 12:48:13 PM: That's real Russian hair no doubt.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2013, 02:17:50 PM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 26, 2013, 02:15:35 PM
what was the e-mail?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQB812PtvgE
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 26, 2013, 02:42:33 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2013, 02:17:50 PM
Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 26, 2013, 02:15:35 PM
what was the e-mail?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQB812PtvgE

I'm not the only one turned on, right?
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Barry Egan on April 26, 2013, 05:36:57 PM: by her? naaa.

now i'm turned on. (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter?playlist=featured_videos)
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 26, 2013, 05:45:08 PM: (http://totalfratmove.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dc650120512eb37584d8cd07938540ef533196536-600x487.png)
:datass
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Steve Contra on April 26, 2013, 05:50:53 PM: That I'd smang
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 26, 2013, 06:15:47 PM: Those are elbows.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 26, 2013, 11:31:37 PM: Frats were on their way out in the 70s until Animal House came out.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Huff on April 26, 2013, 11:48:51 PM: I was in Delta Tau Delta.

And my school had been trying to limit/get rid of greek life, so we always had a pretty decent risk management team. For some reason, I didn't get along with them very well.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Huff on April 26, 2013, 11:52:58 PM: I was in the part of the fraternity that got insensibly drunk. It's mostly what we were known for.

At our first big social of junior year, at the end of the night, my prez was found outside the bar lying in his own puke. good times
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 27, 2013, 01:27:18 AM: When I was in school, the Dean of Students kicked her husband's old frat off campus. :heh
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 27, 2013, 09:06:11 AM: In the Netherlands only posh assholes and wannabes join societies.

I went to a get to know us weekend and they were serving beer from tap at 9 during morning gymnastics. Everyone was "fabulous" and "over the top friendly". I never went back after that weekend.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: radioheadrule83 on April 27, 2013, 09:20:31 AM: I think I'm in love. Not internet creep actual-in-love, but her unbridled rage over irrelevant shit and her swear vocabulary are simply excellent! If the US doesn't want her can the UK have her? I want this girl to come and cunt punt our lazy female chavs and socially awkwards
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: brob on April 27, 2013, 09:31:39 AM: whats the deal with the greek letters?

are the various combinations of greek letters meaningful or is it just something they think sounds cool?

are the various combinations of greek letters consistent across schools aka the omega beta cum house at school A is generally the same as the one with the same name at school B?

is butt chugging only done during hazing or can a bro let his butt chug whenevs?

u americans r cray i think
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 27, 2013, 09:58:16 AM: The PC way to say butt chugging is "party enema" I'll have you know.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 27, 2013, 10:25:43 AM: The point is you get to do gay shit during hazing without the stigma of being called gay. Surely you've been curious about how a lacrosse stick a foot deep feels.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Huff on April 27, 2013, 10:29:16 AM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 27, 2013, 10:00:36 AM
Can anyone tell me what's the exact point of being in a frat? I've been invited to two where I've befriended a few of the frat brothers but I didn't join. My house has been called an unofficial frat house by some people, so I guess I never wanted to join cause i already have something similar? meh.

So we don't accidentally become friends with poors
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 27, 2013, 10:30:11 AM: do you prefer cut cock?
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Huff on April 27, 2013, 10:31:13 AM: duh
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 27, 2013, 10:32:02 AM: Quote from: radioheadrule83 on April 27, 2013, 09:20:31 AM
I think I'm in love. Not internet creep actual-in-love, but her unbridled rage over irrelevant shit and her swear vocabulary are simply excellent! If the US doesn't want her can the UK have her? I want this girl to come and cunt punt our lazy female chavs and socially awkwards

You really have no idea what you're getting into, do you? You want our stuck up, spoiled white girls? Take em! Take all of them, please. Then both of our societies can be destroyed.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Rufus on April 27, 2013, 11:16:56 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on April 27, 2013, 09:06:11 AM
In the Netherlands only posh assholes and wannabes join societies.
In Germany (and Austria, maybe Switzerland as well, dunno) it's all about the connections. There's heavy drinking and academic help as well, but mostly it's about connections. Many groups also still do the ritualistic fencing sessions for some sick facial scars.
Oh, and some of them are about keeping Germany pure because they're nationalistic, far right, backwards shit holes that in no uncertain terms glorify race purity and rail against 'political correctness' and 'multicultural societies'. Recently there was a row about an ethnic Chinese guy becoming a member in one and running for some important office there. A whole lot of other groups were against it and threatened to leave the umbrella organization simply because he wasn't actually German. Fun times. He's still there as far as I know, but I haven't kept up on the story.
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 27, 2013, 03:21:07 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on April 26, 2013, 05:50:53 PM
That I'd smang

would not smang; would bash*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
*bang and then smash
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Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: ManaByte on April 27, 2013, 04:14:31 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpHPs3TfylE
Title: Re: That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned
Post by: Shadow Mod on April 27, 2013, 04:46:17 PM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 27, 2013, 10:00:36 AM
Can anyone tell me what's the exact point of being in a frat? I've been invited to two where I've befriended a few of the frat brothers but I didn't join. My house has been called an unofficial frat house by some people, so I guess I never wanted to join cause i already have something similar? meh.

Networking. You can join ones based on majors and academia.