THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Borys on May 07, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
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Hot!
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:zzz
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get that Killzone trash outta here
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the screenshot does look like a parody of killzone 2. or it explains BJ's nickname.
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Zzzzzzz
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and the winner for worst and tackiest use of a hendrix song ever goes to...
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Ok the teaser is really bad.
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:zzz
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and the winner for worst and tackiest use of a hendrix song ever goes to...
What about when they used it in Forrest Gump?
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Finally some nazy killing!
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I want a real sequel to Wolfenstein ET. No sci fi shit, just good ole WWII team based goodness :fbm
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I want to fight my way through cool colorful Nazi bases with crazy architecture that gets progressively nuttier as occult shit starts popping up. Then you fist fight Hitler
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:what this franchise needed a decade off to recharge
I want a real sequel to Wolfenstein ET. No sci fi shit, just good ole WWII team based goodness :fbm
enemy territory (http://i.imgur.com/k7MOYqX.png) one of the greatest MPs of all time
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The video looked tacky and boring. They need to Hitler, Himmler and the crew to make up some sort of Metal Gear Solid Cobra unit that you get to take down or something. If it's just space nazis in boring-ass space looking places I'm not gonna bother with it.
Though, the last Wolfenstein that got me wet was Return to Castle Wolfenstein so maybe these dudes don't care about my opinion. Voting with my wallet :'(
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Needs more of this:
(http://i.imgur.com/MucFlol.jpg)
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I want to fight my way through cool colorful Nazi bases with crazy architecture that gets progressively nuttier as occult shit starts popping up. Then you fist fight Hitler
exactly. Castle Wolfenstein. Now it's just some weird branding name.
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The video looked tacky and boring. They need to Hitler, Himmler and the crew to make up some sort of Metal Gear Solid Cobra unit that you get to take down or something. If it's just space nazis in boring-ass space looking places I'm not gonna bother with it.
Holy shit that would be amazing.
Then the last level is their moon base
(http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/styles/blog_post_media/public/images/iron-sky-moon-base.jpg)
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if you want supernatural Nazis read BITTER SEEDS brah
Nazi X-Men vs. British Warlocks, GO
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Why cant we have a realistic game where its the soviets beating the nazi's?
Although a polish american is nice too.
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The video looked tacky and boring. They need to Hitler, Himmler and the crew to make up some sort of Metal Gear Solid Cobra unit that you get to take down or something. If it's just space nazis in boring-ass space looking places I'm not gonna bother with it.
Holy shit that would be amazing.
Then the last level is their moon base
(http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/styles/blog_post_media/public/images/iron-sky-moon-base.jpg)
Hopefully, this is better then that movie.
But hey, made by ex-Starbresse people. Could be cool. Hell I enjoyed Syndicate.
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if you want supernatural Nazis read BITTER SEEDS brah
Nazi X-Men vs. British Warlocks, GO
Already read, fuck superb
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The New Order is set in 1960 after the Nazis won World War II. Gamers play as the familiar American war hero B.J. Blazkowicz and are tasked with launching an "impossible counter-offensive" against the Nazi powers that have taken over the world.
Set in Europe, The New Order will have players infiltrating Nazi strongholds and battling legions of enemies, while taking control of "super weapons" that the Nazis have used to dominate earth--"and beyond," Bethesda teased.
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ok, so give each super nazi (himmler, barbie, mengele, etc) their own fortress and they can be the end of stage bosses before you get to go into Hitler's castle for the final showdown. maybe even a megaman style steal their powers mechanic for the bosses?
It's so obvious that this is what they should be doing.
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It's set in the 60's, so there's no reason why it can't have those guys in it. Well...maybe not Hitler, he was already riddled with syphilis by 1945 [which, obviously, would require him to appear as a half-robot version of himself].
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Hitler with a syphilis-proofed mecha-cock piloting some sort of bipedal nuclear launch station powered by the spear of destiny
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:zzz
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when I was younger and bored I worked out a fairly extensive MGS squad-based action game set during WWIII and starring Cobra Unit. Who doesn't want to play as JACKED UP NAZI PUNCHIN SUPERHEROES? nobody
at least this game isn't like Cold War Berlin
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if you want supernatural Nazis read BITTER SEEDS brah
Nazi X-Men vs. British Warlocks, GO
Already read, fuck superb
did you read the squeakel, The Coldest War
EDIT: Book 3 came out (http://www.amazon.com/Necessary-Evil-Milkweed-Triptych-Tregillis/dp/0765321521)?!?!
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when I was younger and bored I worked out a fairly extensive MGS squad-based action game set during WWIII and starring Cobra Unit. Who doesn't want to play as JACKED UP NAZI PUNCHIN SUPERHEROES? nobody
Kickstarter time.
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if you want supernatural Nazis read BITTER SEEDS brah
Nazi X-Men vs. British Warlocks, GO
Already read, fuck superb
did you read the squeakel, The Coldest War
EDIT: Book 3 came out (http://www.amazon.com/Necessary-Evil-Milkweed-Triptych-Tregillis/dp/0765321521)?!?!
TO THE LIBRARY
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Gameplay preview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uPTp1va8uw
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purposefully stupid he calls it, but it looks like it's just plain ol' stupid, purposeful or not. If you're gonna go distinguished mentally-challenged fellow with vidya you should always go full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow imo.
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getting down to see this game in a few weeks. Know a guy who set me up for a visit at machinegames (have to sign a NDA though)
excited to learn about some secret stuff.
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Wink twice if there's secret paranormal stuff in the game.
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What's it gonna take to get you to never do that again?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibkBs8C5P-g
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these guys know how to make a trailer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbLV0zK7y28
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Was hoping for reviews hitting this weekend or Monday morning but it's been strangely quiet. :-\
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Was hoping for reviews hitting this weekend or Monday morning but it's been strangely quiet. :-\
Guess it's probably pretty bad. I bought it anyway, tho. #yolo
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Man, those sponsored Onion spots are really weird.
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I watched 20 seconds of it on a stream. Dude walked up to a ladder, pressed square, it loaded and a cutscene played of him climbing up the ladder. Will buy during steam sale.
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Was hoping for reviews hitting this weekend or Monday morning but it's been strangely quiet. :-\
Guess it's probably pretty bad. I bought it anyway, tho. #yolo
:bow Joe :bow2
Please post impressions when you get time.
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Hopefully Steam will let me start preloading it this afternoon.
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I played it for 5 minutes last year and it seemed pretty cool so I pre-ordered it because there's no way it's worse than Aliens: Colonial Marines.
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Got this on preorder at Best Buy, they did a thing where you get $20 in Reward bucks. I'll plow through this, then trade it in and use the $20 on Watch_Doges
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Eager for impressions
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40gigs :-\
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5 minutes til embargo lifts :hyper
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Mixed reviews, but most of them seemed to enjoy it.
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5GB patch :beli
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:dead
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it's a shooter so far.
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I shot some guys. 8/10
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Seems pretty standard so far. It's "okay".
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yessir, so far, it is a shooter
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I shot some guys. 8/10
-IGN.com
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this game takes itself a little too seriously
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the sound is a bit fucked. everything seems to be happening far away. gunfire has little weight.
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ugh, god, the stealth is horrible
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this game takes itself a little too seriously
ugh, god, the stealth is horrible
:goty2
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BJ has this running commentary throughout the game, shit like "How many men have died, blown away like scraps of paper from history's dumpster?" (I made that up, but it's pretty close). And then you throw a knife at an armored dog. :comeon
And the stealth has no indicators, like cones of vision or anything. You peek around the door of a room and there's just a bunch of nazi dudes standing there. One guy follows a patrol pattern. The rest are just standing there, blankly daydreaming, until you take one step and then suddenly they all jump awake at once and are all over you. Except for the dude following the patrol pattern. He doesn't notice anything. He's on patrol.
$60 :goty
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So far, 2009 Wolfenstein > 2014 Wolfenstein. Knowing you're just a goofball shooter and rolling with it helps a lot. Stop trying to make art happen in Wolfenstein. Art is not going to happen in Wolfenstein.
Also, there's a sex scene. No one wants to watch this meathead have sex. :kobeyuck
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I want to watch the meathead have sex. Speak for yourself, prude.
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:goty :goty2 :fbm
Thanks for the real talk, Eel. :'(
On my GameFly queue it goes!
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this is the kind of shit I'm talking about
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152174043071896
It's not a terrible game, there's some fun to be had, but it's only rental fun or $20 Steam sale/Black Friday fun to be sure.
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Shooting stuff in this game is really fun, especially when you've got two assault rifles.
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I don't know how much more of this I can take. Right now I'm on a fetch quest to find the lost toys of a mentally distinguished mentally-challenged man who looks kind of like Sloth from the Goonies.
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This game owned. The fetch quest shit is only a short part of the game, plow through it so you can get to the best part.
I thought the writing was a bit goofy at first but it grew on me and I liked the story/characters. The shoot bang shit is fun as fuck too.
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Installing now!
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And it crashed in the first five minutes
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The stealth works pretty well. The first few instances are easy because they're the first few instances. Plus the games AI routines are purposefully nerfed during stealth.
The biggest issue and the issue that bums me out is the sound mixing. it's so awful. everything sounds distant and quiet. the guns look and feel good but SOUND awful.
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so I'm stuck in this section where i have to climb up this elevator shaft via a rope/bar and i start climbing and get attacked by drones and enemies above and before i have the time to basically do anything the game *kills* me. I don't get killed by the enemies because i've managed to kill everyone. I literally just die instantly. I pretty much have no idea what the game is meaning for me to do.
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bah, fuck it. the game is too buggy to even play. randomly when i load a checkpoint it'll sit there trying to load the assets for the level and the framerate will dive into the single digits and it'll become unplayable. maybe if i reload a few times it works.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teOwOelncCc
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I got past the section that was being buggy.
I'm finally starting to see where the Escape from Butcher Bay comparisons come from. There's definitely very light elements of that game in here. Hell, the game even controls very similarly.
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those sponsored onion things are so weird
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those sponsored onion things are so weird
But totally sweet.
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Raven/Publisher should just sell the last Wolfenstein for $1 on XBL from now on. Game is great.
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I like this game but it makes me nauseous :(
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I like this game but it makes me nauseous :(
So is that like an 8/10 for you? lol
I got the game in the mail, FINALLY, so I'll be checking it out.
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ugh, god, the stealth is horrible
yessir, so far, it is a shooter
QED, mon frère.
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I feel like this game has too many not shooting bits. I don't know how to feel about this game. On one hand the shooting is good, but on the other I don't feel anything special about it. Really solid shooting, but I don't know. I just have nothing to say about this game.
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This is the only game my casual gaming bud bought this year.
Ill post his impressions soon.
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If I was going to compare this to 2008's Wolfenstein, I'd say that that one mainly hovered around a solid 7, whereas 2014's Wolfenstein occasionally dips to a disappointing 5 but also sometimes shoots up to around a 9. So there ya go.
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this game is really really good and i hate FPS
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About to start playing this one, myself.
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i am really enjoying the atmosphere and they give you a reason to actually want to murder nahtzi's . its a godo game
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Uhhhh this game was kinda wack. I guess it was better than 2009 Wolfenstein at least.
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I liked 2009. It had some pretty neat enemies like the radioactive skull Nazis and the teleporting serial killer dudes. This one had the same four enemies over and over.