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Title: Call your mom
Post by: Groogrux on May 12, 2013, 10:20:22 AM
Cause it's Mother's day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

Also, Happy Mother's Day to Len!  I think she's the only Bore-mom we have!  And we're all pretty begrudged that hers are not the breasts we suckled on as babes.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Eric P on May 12, 2013, 12:06:02 PM
my mom screened my call
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: nudemacusers on May 12, 2013, 12:24:37 PM
my mom is in heaven with angels
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 12, 2013, 12:28:10 PM
I'll be calling all of your mothers today  :patel

Got my mom a tablet.  I don't even own a tablet and rarely spring for such a high priced gift but I felt generous, considering how they stole money from me.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Eli Gulgin on May 12, 2013, 12:29:03 PM
I made my mom a cake, much nicer than a lousy phone call
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 12, 2013, 12:34:24 PM
my mom and i dont really have that kind of relationship. we dont celebrate holidays or anything like that together.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2013, 12:47:49 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 12, 2013, 12:34:24 PM
my mom and i dont really have that kind of relationship.
:shaq
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 12, 2013, 12:49:54 PM
Sadly both my mom and grandmother have passed... But I'll be thinking about them today :'(

Don't just call your moms go give them a big hug and thank them for giving you your miserable lives /depression
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Polari on May 12, 2013, 12:52:19 PM
Naw, it's her birthday in a couple of weeks anyway. I'm not calling twice in a month.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2013, 12:55:39 PM
We went to Red Lobster on Friday. Great food and we avoided the holiday logjam that restaurants will be tonight.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Don Flamenco on May 12, 2013, 12:56:08 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 12, 2013, 12:34:24 PM
my mom and i dont really have that kind of relationship. we dont celebrate holidays or anything like that together.


sadly, that's how things are going with both my parents...well, sadly and not sadly.

but today's not the day for dealing with that though.  Thankfully the whole family is getting together, which helps filter everything.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 12, 2013, 01:12:02 PM
(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1500000/Motherboy-XXX-arrested-development-1585290-500-280.jpg)
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Barry Egan on May 12, 2013, 01:18:50 PM
I cooked her and my stepfather some high roast chicken and potatoes.  not my pic but from the same recipe:

(http://blog.divaentertains.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Diva-Entertains-High-Roast-Chicken-and-Potatoes2.jpg)

the chicken grease falls on to the potatoes as they are roasting and it is soooo good.  The potatoes are the centerpiece of the dish.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 12, 2013, 01:37:48 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2013, 12:55:39 PM
We went to Red Lobster on Friday. Great food and we avoided the holiday logjam that restaurants will be tonight.

If you really cared about her, you'd brave the crowds to take her out to Olive Garden tonight.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2013, 04:00:56 PM
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2013/05/several_people_shot_on_the_140.html#incart_river_default
:fbm
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2013, 04:04:35 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iURsJdVWXQppQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 12, 2013, 05:43:43 PM
Quote from: Barry Egan on May 12, 2013, 01:18:50 PM
I cooked her and my stepfather some high roast chicken and potatoes.  not my pic but from the same recipe:

(http://blog.divaentertains.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Diva-Entertains-High-Roast-Chicken-and-Potatoes2.jpg)

the chicken grease falls on to the potatoes as they are roasting and it is soooo good.  The potatoes are the centerpiece of the dish.

America's Test Kitchen?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfu_zZ3u9ys

I LOVE that recipe!
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Barry Egan on May 12, 2013, 06:04:56 PM
heck yea it is :bow2 requires some finesse but that recipe is pure gold.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: StealthFan on May 12, 2013, 08:30:33 PM
Quote from: Polari on May 12, 2013, 12:52:19 PM
Naw, it's her birthday in a couple of weeks anyway. I'm not calling twice in a month.
Disgusting.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: nice cat but chicken on May 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: Polari on May 12, 2013, 12:52:19 PM
Naw, it's her birthday in a couple of weeks anyway. I'm not calling twice in a month.
heather blanked me last week. fuck her.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: lennedsay on May 12, 2013, 09:44:15 PM
I see I've out-blacked PD yet again. He went to Red Lobster. We got a 12 piece bucket of Lee's famous recipe, sides and a gallon of sweet tea.  :jawalrus :mynicca


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thanks Groo :) Happy "mother's" day to you too! You should get to celebrate both days. :)

I had a great weekend. Hubs made me breakfast Saturday morning and we took pics of the baby in the garden. Hung out with my mom in the afternoon, just her and me - ate lunch, got massages, and went to some "alternative" type store with psychic shit and crystals and books about chakras and "shapeshifting with your pet..." lol Only my family... Came home to a steak on the grill and booze smoothies.

Today I woke up to the baby in bed with my gift - unwrapped a pair of pretty vintage-inspired earrings. Went to breakfast at a cute coffee place down the street. Went to my grandma's house with my parents and sister, ate some Lee's, took more pics of the baby with the fam. Busy, yet relaxing weekend. :heart
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Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: nice cat but chicken on May 12, 2013, 10:04:40 PM
haha. he didn't say it felt strange. he said he didn't want to do it.
when i first became friends with Polari in high school i was super shocked by how he treated his parents. i'm probably just used to it now.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: lennedsay on May 12, 2013, 10:12:35 PM
My husband didn't call his mom. I'm sure we'll hear about it for the next 15 years.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: nice cat but chicken on May 12, 2013, 10:15:59 PM
i distinctly remember us trying to watch some movies during a sunny day and his mom suggesting we play tennis. polari's reaction was to yell either FUCK YOU MOM or FUCK OFF MOM i can't remember. i should probably stop talking about this.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Groogrux on May 12, 2013, 10:16:34 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on May 12, 2013, 09:44:15 PM
I see I've out-blacked PD yet again. He went to Red Lobster. We got a 12 piece bucket of Lee's famous recipe, sides and a gallon of sweet tea.  :jawalrus :mynicca


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thanks Groo :) Happy "mother's" day to you too! You should get to celebrate both days. :)

I had a great weekend. Hubs made me breakfast Saturday morning and we took pics of the baby in the garden. Hung out with my mom in the afternoon, just her and me - ate lunch, got massages, and went to some "alternative" type store with psychic shit and crystals and books about chakras and "shapeshifting with your pet..." lol Only my family... Came home to a steak on the grill and booze smoothies.

Today I woke up to the baby in bed with my gift - unwrapped a pair of pretty vintage-inspired earrings. Went to breakfast at a cute coffee place down the street. Went to my grandma's house with my parents and sister, ate some Lee's, took more pics of the baby with the fam. Busy, yet relaxing weekend. :heart
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Someone else wished me a happy mother's day today too.  I was all ???. 

Glad to hear that you and your mom got to have a nice and relaxing day!  You both deserve it!
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: nice cat but chicken on May 12, 2013, 10:49:21 PM
my parents had it pretty well set up. i wouldn't have been scared of being beaten but i was terrified of disappointing them. not sure how they managed it.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2013, 11:04:49 PM
Quote from: nice cat but chicken on May 12, 2013, 10:15:59 PM
i distinctly remember us trying to watch some movies during a sunny day and his mom suggesting we play tennis. polari's reaction was to yell either FUCK YOU MOM or FUCK OFF MOM i can't remember. i should probably stop talking about this.

My mom would literally kill me if I did something like that as a kid. She'd calmly walk into the kitchen, get a knife, and end me right there. And when my dad got home from work and learned what happened he'd probably be like "gotta do what you gotta do"
 :yeshrug

I was rarely allowed to go into my friends' houses, but whenever I did I heard some crazy shit. I didn't even know kids could talk back to their parents until I started hanging out with white people.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Positive Touch on May 12, 2013, 11:17:08 PM
hanging around dysfunctional white trash families was always scary as fuck to me. why did the parents let the house get so dirty? why did they let dogs jump all over everything? why did they scream at each other for no reason? why did they all sit around and watch shit with brutal killing and sex scenes? the freedom you have wasnt even worth it because you felt so uncomfortable that everything was gonna blow up at any minute.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Brehvolution on May 13, 2013, 10:54:55 AM
I called my mom. I bought my wife a nice bracelet from Tiffany and Co..
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Polari on May 13, 2013, 11:13:59 AM
Didn't realise folks were talking about me in this thread, hahaha oh man. Still got my ass beat from time-to-time though, but only really because I pushed my mum to her breaking point and she lost it rather than any kind of controlled discipline.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Polari on May 13, 2013, 11:16:05 AM
Quote from: nice cat but chicken on May 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: Polari on May 12, 2013, 12:52:19 PM
Naw, it's her birthday in a couple of weeks anyway. I'm not calling twice in a month.
heather blanked me last week. fuck her.

Wouldn't have been intentional. Unless you've done something I haven't been clued in on yet.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 13, 2013, 11:36:08 AM
she didn't pick up  :'(
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: nice cat but chicken on May 14, 2013, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: Polari on May 13, 2013, 11:16:05 AM
Wouldn't have been intentional. Unless you've done something I haven't been clued in on yet.
wow yeah what i said was really disrespectful sorry.
why would i even care if your mom avoided me?!
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Polari on May 14, 2013, 08:55:05 AM
Oh I wasn't bothered! I figured it was on some level of jest. It's just Heather LOVES talking to my friends and she's only ever had good things to say about you so I'm guessing she just didn't see you/recognise you.
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Rufus on May 14, 2013, 09:13:18 AM
You're on a first name basis? :'(
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Eli Gulgin on May 14, 2013, 09:42:40 AM
Is this a real-life porno?
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Yeti on May 14, 2013, 04:40:49 PM
:dur "Hello Mrs. Polari, is your son home?"

 :-* "He won't be home for a while, but why don't you come in and wait for him. And please, call me Heather."

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:hump
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Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: Polari on May 14, 2013, 04:50:28 PM
I'm not sure who should be more disgusted; me or nice cat but chicken.

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Him lol. My mum is fat and old.
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Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: nice cat but chicken on May 14, 2013, 06:15:45 PM
to be fair you don't know the fucked up space i'm in right now
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: naff on May 14, 2013, 07:53:10 PM
:lol

Quote from: nice cat but chicken on May 12, 2013, 10:49:21 PM
my parents had it pretty well set up. i wouldn't have been scared of being beaten but i was terrified of disappointing them. not sure how they managed it.

Did they put the fear of God in you?
Title: Re: Call your mom
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 15, 2013, 01:57:52 AM
Call your girlfriend - it's time you had the talk