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Title: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2013, 07:17:09 PM
Please post, Space Jam. PLEASE.

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2013, 07:44:36 PM
Space Jam has the greatest opening scene ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riGEVkENHyE
Title: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen
Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 18, 2013, 08:25:56 PM
Two brothers posting in quick succession about Space Jam. What are the odds?
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 18, 2013, 09:07:21 PM
SPACE JAM
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Post by: Don Flamenco on May 18, 2013, 09:44:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-ZDX9L-xN4
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Post by: Hock on May 18, 2013, 09:50:24 PM
This is one of the first movies I remember actually anticipating and getting hyped for. It did not dissapoint, I had no idea it was considered bad until I got on the joyless internet.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2013, 09:56:35 PM
While Space Jam isn't very good, the porn parody FACE JAM is of the highest quality, I can assure you.
Title: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 18, 2013, 10:08:01 PM
Space Jam has the greatest opening scene ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riGEVkENHyE

WTF :lol
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 18, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
Two brothers posting in quick succession about Space Jam. What are the odds?

I was going to post after Himu but I didn't want to get between two blackmen and Space Jam.
Title: Re: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2013, 10:47:14 PM
Space Jam is a 90's classic and I refused to believe that Fly Like An Eagle was a 70's song and not a song made specifically for Space Jam.
Title: Re: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 18, 2013, 11:22:16 PM
Space Jam is a 90's classic and I refused to believe that Fly Like An Eagle was a 70's song and not a song made specifically for Space Jam.

Space Jam was so awesome that it radioactively caused Steve Miller to write the lyrics to Fly Like an Eagle in the 1970's, made Seal win a Grammy so that he could fuck Heidi Klum, and gave Michael Jordan the power to 3-peat.
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Post by: Mandark on May 18, 2013, 11:57:07 PM
Space Jam is a 90's classic and I refused to believe that Fly Like An Eagle was a 70's song and not a song made specifically for Space Jam.

Space Jam was so awesome that it radioactively caused Steve Miller to write the lyrics to Fly Like an Eagle in the 1970's, made Seal win a Grammy so that he could fuck Heidi Klum, and gave Michael Jordan the power to 3-peat.

Is there a neologism for when a typo is better than the intended word?  Cause there ought to be.
Title: Re: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 19, 2013, 12:01:09 AM
Autocorrect WIN! :lol
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Post by: Bebpo on May 19, 2013, 12:35:43 AM
One of my favorite movies ever.  Thanks for whoever recommended the novelization a while back.  It's my coffee table book and quite the conversation starter. 
Title: Re: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2013, 04:48:42 AM
I dunno. During the time you take Michael Jordan the biggest sports star. Let's pretend Space Jam is about hockey instead of basketball and it stars Wayne Gretzky. Add in Looney Tunes and you got a hit.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 19, 2013, 04:50:40 AM
Never really understood Space Jam.  Is it, like, black Star Wars or something?

WB cartoons and real life colliding. A childhood dream coming true. That's the attraction in a nutshell, methinks.

Edit:

(It just occured to me that Who Framed Roger Rabbit did it first, but this felt more focused and geared towards kids, imo)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 19, 2013, 08:10:35 AM
The space jam rap is one the best hip hop songs of all time.
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Post by: MCD on May 19, 2013, 08:37:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TwQ8lICdA8
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Post by: pilonv1 on May 19, 2013, 09:52:05 AM
I think a lot of people subconsciously hold Space Jam to a higher level just because of how good a player Jordan was.
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Post by: Diunx on May 19, 2013, 10:02:47 AM
holy shit there are Space Jam haters? fuck this gay internet.
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2013, 11:55:33 AM
I was 11 when this came out. :larry
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Post by: Barry Egan on May 19, 2013, 12:02:42 PM
the way they worked around MJ's baseball career was genius. 
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Post by: magus on May 19, 2013, 12:04:50 PM
holy shit there are Space Jam haters? fuck this gay internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Bn74pTFw8

bunny boobies :teehee
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on May 19, 2013, 08:42:10 PM
I've been thinking for the past 3 weeks how space jam is a terrible movie and probably the biggest disappointment of my childhood.  So much so  I paid two dollars just to stream it for a refresher.  Soundtrack still stuck in my head though.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on May 19, 2013, 09:38:10 PM
holy shit there are Space Jam haters? fuck this gay internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Bn74pTFw8
Someone gave the Angry Nintendo Nerd a hat.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
He's right about everything.
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Post by: Robo on May 20, 2013, 01:36:33 AM
Space Jam has the greatest opening scene ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riGEVkENHyE

Did you actually watch this video?  It's very confusing.  :lol
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Post by: Don Flamenco on May 20, 2013, 11:35:19 AM
holy shit there are Space Jam haters? fuck this gay internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Bn74pTFw8

bunny boobies :teehee



*sees goatee, glasses, black hat*

nope.jpg
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Post by: cool breeze on May 20, 2013, 11:57:34 AM
Space Jam is one of the only movies I watched in theaters as a kid.  This friend decided that instead of a birthday party, he just wanted to take a group to watch Space Jam.  I thought it was weird at the time because the kid had already watched the movie.  He wanted to share Space Jam with us, or something.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 20, 2013, 12:57:05 PM
holy shit there are Space Jam haters? fuck this gay internet.

Yes, we're called "people who weren't age ten and under when this shit was released".

Yep. It didn't appeal to me and I wasn't into rap so the soundtrack was lost on me.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 20, 2013, 01:25:42 PM
Space Jam was alright.  I was never really into looney tunes as a kid though, nor basketball.  Lion King was much better when I was a kid
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Post by: Yeti on February 13, 2014, 08:36:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CVFcSSNGGI&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 13, 2014, 08:43:33 PM
someone should emoticon sylvesters face to be the new :fbm
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Post by: StealthFan on February 13, 2014, 09:35:22 PM
Terrible film.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 13, 2014, 10:41:05 PM
Terrible film.

That's because instead of supporting you and letting you know that you can fly, your dad must have raped you, because dad rape is the only reason I can thin of that would cause one to dislike that American classic. 
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Post by: nudemacusers on February 13, 2014, 10:43:41 PM
my dad raped me constantly and I hate the film for completely unrelated reasons. so there goes your theory.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 13, 2014, 10:45:59 PM
I don't listen to rape victims. 
Title: Re: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen
Post by: nudemacusers on February 13, 2014, 11:00:49 PM
who said I was a victim :phil
Title: Re: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 13, 2014, 11:26:09 PM
I was just being considerate, child-slut. 
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Post by: nudemacusers on February 13, 2014, 11:39:58 PM
slut shaming smh  :ufup
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Post by: cool breeze on February 21, 2014, 07:45:08 PM
will Space Jam 2 be canon?
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Post by: Himu on February 21, 2014, 10:02:27 PM
Space Jam Is Canon still has not posted. :tocry His user name is amazing too.
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Post by: Yeti on February 22, 2014, 01:30:05 AM
Holy shit, the original Space Jam website is STILL UP :lol

:bow http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm :bow2
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Post by: Yeti on February 22, 2014, 01:36:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j71HTYEuos8&feature=player_embedded
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 22, 2014, 08:19:21 AM
will Space Jam 2 be canon?

Space James 2 is a spin-off that happens on an alternate timeline.
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Post by: Space Jam is Canon on April 29, 2014, 07:43:56 AM
ilu himu, sorry for not seeing this :tocry

i realized that i've been lurking this site off and on since i was 16 -- the only time i've ever posted was to discuss musou with prole and out one of g's alts on methodis' account in like 2007 --and i'm now 24 what the fuck
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Post by: MCD on April 29, 2014, 07:58:34 AM
if this might make you feel better, i'm still a virgin.
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Post by: benjipwns on April 29, 2014, 08:07:11 AM
ilu himu, sorry for not seeing this :tocry

i realized that i've been lurking this site off and on since i was 16 -- the only time i've ever posted was to discuss musou with prole and out one of g's alts on methodis' account in like 2007 --and i'm now 24 what the fuck
JJ Abrams says he's looking for you.
Title: Re: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 11:17:19 AM
Please stick around.
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Post by: archie4208 on April 29, 2014, 11:28:46 AM
He beat NG+++++ in Dark Souls 2.

Truly the hardest hardcore gamer on the site.  :bow2
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Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 11:30:27 AM
Space Jam, get DW8XLCL on steam and join us! :rejoice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egBRDNBBD80