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Title: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 18, 2013, 08:52:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKi5XoeTN0k

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fast_and_furious_6/

RT = 79%
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Has something for everyone, so long as everyone wants their action supercharged.

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This new entry will only add mightily to the good fortunes of Universal's biggest franchise; no matter how silly and outlandish the action gets -- and it does become ridiculous -- it also delivers the goods its audience expects.

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Once you're hooked to its towbar, it's hard to let go.

To date, I have seen The Fast and the Furious. Part 1. That ends now.

Starting today, I'm beginning a marathon viewing of The Bore's favorite testosterone drenched bromantic comedy. I'm going to watch the whole thing, every nos-soaked, engine-exploding, shirtless-Paul Walker quarter mile (including the special Extended Edition of Fast 5 where Vin Diesel and Paul Walker finally do it) culminating in the release of Fast & Furious 6 next week (for which I now have 5 Fandango movie passes for).

And yes, I will come at you, bro.  :hump
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: ManaByte on May 18, 2013, 08:54:41 PM
Fast 6 will be the best movie of the summer until Man of Steel.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 18, 2013, 09:05:34 PM
Fast 5 was amazing, enough so for me to see at least two more entries in the series sight-unseen.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: ManaByte on May 18, 2013, 09:08:21 PM
Stay through the credits!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Statham
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Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Yeti on May 18, 2013, 10:48:21 PM
I have never seen a Fast and Furious movie before. BUT I have all 5 of the blurays waiting on my shelf to watch sometime in the near future.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2013, 10:50:41 PM
The even number Fast movies tend to be the worst but I'm excited.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: StealthFan on May 18, 2013, 10:54:54 PM
Got the CAM. Cuts off before the credits...
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 18, 2013, 11:09:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 18, 2013, 10:48:21 PM
I have never seen a Fast and Furious movie before. BUT I have all 5 of the blurays waiting on my shelf to watch sometime in the near future.

Watch along with me, Yeti. You can be the Paul Walker to my Vin Diesel anytime.  :-*

The Fast and the Furious

YEEESSSS! So many lingering glances, so much unfulfilled sexual tension, so many great lines!

"I smell....shanks. Why don't you girls pack up and leave before I leave my treadmarks on your face."

"You can have any beer you want...as long as it's a Corona. This is premium stuff, enjoy it."

"You can get yourself a cheese burger and fries for $2.99, phaggot!"

(http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy112/misc_brahs/phaggot.gif)

"Nice car. What's the retail on one of those?"
"More than you can afford pal. Ferrari."

11/10
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2013, 11:14:24 PM
Fast 1 :bow
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 18, 2013, 11:30:18 PM
I was liking these movies before they were cool :smug

Saw 2, 4, 5, and soon 6 in the theaters, usually opening weekend.  Can't wait.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: ManaByte on May 19, 2013, 12:44:01 AM
Tokyo Drift is a direct to video movie accidentally released in theaters.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2013, 12:57:46 AM
Quote from: ManaByte on May 19, 2013, 12:44:01 AM
Tokyo Drift is a direct to video movie accidentally released in theaters.

Tokyo Drift is the best Fast movie that emphasizes the "racing" part of the franchise. gtfo.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: bork on May 19, 2013, 10:56:23 AM
I just couldn't get over a movie calling itself "TOKYO DRIFT" having like no Japanese people in the main cast.   :lol

BTW, the post-credits scene in Fast 6 not only
spoiler (click to show/hide)
sets up for the next movie but also ties Fast 6 to Tokyo Drift. 
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Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: cool breeze on May 19, 2013, 11:07:00 AM
Fast 6 trailer ruined Iron Man 3 and Star Trek.  Theater experienced peaked before the main feature starts.

When it played before Iron Man 3, that bit where the black guy says "now we work for the hulk?", a kid in the audience yelled out "IS THIS AVENGERS 2!?"  As if Avengers 2 could look that good.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 19, 2013, 11:23:11 AM
Wait wait this is legit good again like 1?
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2013, 11:40:45 AM
Quote from: bork laser on May 19, 2013, 10:56:23 AM
I just couldn't get over a movie calling itself "TOKYO DRIFT" having like no Japanese people in the main cast.   :lol

BTW, the post-credits scene in Fast 6 not only
spoiler (click to show/hide)
sets up for the next movie but also ties Fast 6 to Tokyo Drift. 
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One of the big things about Fast series is that it always has a multi racial cast. Plus there was main dudes gf and the drift king was Japanese so I dunno what you're even talking about.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 19, 2013, 12:29:29 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on May 19, 2013, 11:23:11 AM
Wait wait this is legit good again like 1?

Fast Five is great, breh.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: ManaByte on May 19, 2013, 01:27:49 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on May 19, 2013, 11:40:45 AM
Quote from: bork laser on May 19, 2013, 10:56:23 AM
I just couldn't get over a movie calling itself "TOKYO DRIFT" having like no Japanese people in the main cast.   :lol

BTW, the post-credits scene in Fast 6 not only
spoiler (click to show/hide)
sets up for the next movie but also ties Fast 6 to Tokyo Drift. 
[close]

One of the big things about Fast series is that it always has a multi racial cast. Plus there was main dudes gf and the drift king was Japanese so I dunno what you're even talking about.

She wasn't Japanese, she's actually from Peru, and the main drift king was Korean.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2013, 01:38:23 PM
Oh right. I still don't see why it matters :lol
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: ManaByte on May 19, 2013, 03:43:50 PM
Watching 2 Fast 2 Furious right now.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2013, 04:46:17 PM
You mean the worst Fast movie? :patel
Title: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 19, 2013, 05:25:48 PM
If Vin Diesel ever had an enforced sex-change he would have a very easy transition.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: chronovore on May 21, 2013, 09:41:54 PM
But difficult pronunciation.

"You never turn your back on family" sounded like "Nnn nrn rrn ah nn rnr-eeh."
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 22, 2013, 01:35:39 AM
2 Fast 2 Furious

I didn't realize John Singleton directed this movie. Fresh off his success(?) with Baby Boy, he brought back his muse Tyrese to try to fill the Vin Diesel-shaped hole in Paul Walker's heart, but it just was not to be. It's got some pretty nice driving, but that's pretty much it. Tyrese was hongry, but this movie wasn't much of a meal.

5/10
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2013, 02:14:40 AM
Tokyo Drift next :hyper
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: bork on May 22, 2013, 09:56:16 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on May 19, 2013, 01:38:23 PM
Oh right. I still don't see why it matters :lol

Again-

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I just couldn't get over a movie calling itself "TOKYO DRIFT" having like no Japanese people in the main cast.

It's just funny to me is all.  But it turns out that Brian Tee (DK) is actually half-Korean, half-Japanese.  So there's that!   :lol

I keep wondering how it is that whenever American movies have Japanese characters, they're never played by Japanese people.  Like the movie Ninja Assassin, for example- featuring JAPANESE NINJA ASSASSIN RAIZO- Played by Korean actor Rain.  And Storm Shadow -heir to secret Japanese ninja clan Thomas Arashikage- in the G.I. Joe movies, is played by Korean actor Lee Byung-hun.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Steve Contra on May 22, 2013, 12:57:04 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 22, 2013, 01:35:39 AM
2 Fast 2 Furious

I didn't realize John Singleton directed this movie. Fresh off his success(?) with Baby Boy, he brought back his muse Tyrese to try to fill the Vin Diesel-shaped hole in Paul Walker's heart, but it just was not to be. It's got some pretty nice driving, but that's pretty much it. Tyrese was hongry, but this movie wasn't much of a meal.

5/10
Definitely the low point.  It's all uphill until Fast 5 puts it directly in your butt.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 22, 2013, 01:35:20 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on May 22, 2013, 12:57:04 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 22, 2013, 01:35:39 AM
2 Fast 2 Furious

I didn't realize John Singleton directed this movie. Fresh off his success(?) with Baby Boy, he brought back his muse Tyrese to try to fill the Vin Diesel-shaped hole in Paul Walker's heart, but it just was not to be. It's got some pretty nice driving, but that's pretty much it. Tyrese was hongry, but this movie wasn't much of a meal.

5/10
Definitely the low point.  It's all uphill until Fast 5 puts it directly in your butt.

:drool
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 22, 2013, 03:02:49 PM
http://store.steampowered.com/app/224340/

do you have this yet joe
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 22, 2013, 03:28:13 PM
I will when it drops to $5.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2013, 03:32:04 PM
ive been wanting a good fast and furious game but that sadly probably ain't it. It got a stealth release with barely any game footage. not a good sign.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 22, 2013, 03:33:53 PM
I only liked the Tokyo one and the last one. I guess that was 5 maybe. The others I thought were actively terrible but 5 really hit the sweet spot for being a mainstream enjoyable dumb popcorn movie.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2013, 03:45:32 PM
Yup,bTokyo Drift, and 5 are the best ones.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: bork on May 23, 2013, 01:29:42 PM
Let's talk about cultural impact.  Things I remember about The Fast & The Furious:

Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 23, 2013, 02:09:04 PM
You forgot car customization. I remember after the fast and furious, more and more people started putting on rims, glow lights, all that shit on their car. The Fast and the Furious is a classic, if only because of cultural impact - like you said. It is completely undeniable.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 23, 2013, 02:14:24 PM
Tokyo Drift is the best. THE BEST.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: cool breeze on May 23, 2013, 02:53:56 PM
Quote from: bork laser on May 23, 2013, 01:29:42 PM
Let's talk about cultural impact.  Things I remember about The Fast & The Furious:

  • After the movie, people got in their cars and revved the engines.
  • Idiots gunning it out of the movie theater parking lot.
  • People saying that they were going to head to their local auto parts shop to buy some "Nos."
  • "Street racing" suddenly becoming a much-bigger thing in my area.  distinguished mentally-challenged fellows got ticketed.

The Need for Speed series went from expensive sports cars to driving hondas with glowing bits in Underground.  There were a bunch of other street racing games around that time, too.  The tokyo xtreme racer series was ahead of its time.

all because of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SWcl5oC0tA
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 23, 2013, 07:28:45 PM
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

East meets...South. I'm not feeling the love quite as much as Himu, but this movie was pretty alright. I can hate on a movie with two sweet montages (Homeboy learns to drift and they rebuild the Mustang). The street chase and the final race were pretty badass. Also, when Sonny Chiba showed up, that was pretty badass too.

"You like Micheal Jordan? I love Michael Jordan. Check this out, the brand new Jordans, not even out yet. Even LeBron James can't get these!"

7/10
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 23, 2013, 07:30:21 PM
I think Fast and Furious (4) is probably the most BORING of the Fast movies. It's not outright bad like Fast 2 but fuck :zzz Good luck, Joe! Even number Fast movies tend to be :yuck
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 23, 2013, 07:33:44 PM
Just gotta power through it, then it's time for 5 & 6.  :hyper
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 23, 2013, 07:34:51 PM
5 :hyper
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Steve Contra on May 23, 2013, 07:37:24 PM
:rock
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: ManaByte on May 23, 2013, 07:55:53 PM
:bow 5 :bow2

Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: ManaByte on May 23, 2013, 08:04:21 PM
And yes, 4 is boring. But it's needed to set up 5, 6, and 7.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 24, 2013, 02:39:39 AM
Fast and Furious

RAWR, SRS BSN!!!!! Am I watching Fast and Furious or The effing Departed over here? I'm surprised this movie didn't tank the franchise, but apparently it made a ton more money than Tokyo Drift, I guess cuz it had the original dudes in it.

3/10
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2013, 03:10:29 AM
TOLD YA. 5 :bow
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 24, 2013, 04:14:32 AM
6 was awesome.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: brawndolicious on May 24, 2013, 04:55:16 AM
Quote from: bork laser on May 23, 2013, 01:29:42 PM
Let's talk about cultural impact.  Things I remember about The Fast & The Furious:

  • After the movie, people got in their cars and revved the engines.
  • Idiots gunning it out of the movie theater parking lot.
  • People saying that they were going to head to their local auto parts shop to buy some "Nos."
  • "Street racing" suddenly becoming a much-bigger thing in my area.  distinguished mentally-challenged fellows got ticketed.

The first time I saw even softcore porn was when I was 11 and went into the "models" section of a street racing website. I was thinking "OMG you can nearly see a nipple". And then I did a slow but sure googling of pictures of girls which I had never even thought of doing before until I finally saw nipples and the mysteriously shaped vagina.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 24, 2013, 11:54:16 AM
Fast 5

(http://i.imgur.com/1RGSEyD.gif)

:bow Dat Rock :bow2

:bow Dat Rock/Vin Diesel fight :bow2

:bow Dat Rock/Vin Diesel bromance :bow2

:bow Dat Vault Heist :bow2

:bow Dat "Do you believe it ghosts?" :bow2

15/10
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2013, 11:58:58 AM
 :mynicca

YOU HONGRY for Fast 6, Joe?!
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 24, 2013, 12:12:11 PM
We ain't hongry no more.  :mynicca
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2013, 12:12:58 PM
Should I see Fast 6 in 3d?!
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: bork on May 24, 2013, 12:33:25 PM
3D :yuck

Hoping to go see Fast 6 tonight!
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2013, 12:34:05 PM
You're right. It is never worth it. :(
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 24, 2013, 12:37:29 PM
Fast 6 ain't even in three-D, bro. This movie is legit, it doesn't need any Avatar gimmicks. :bow2
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2013, 12:51:54 PM
:bow
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Steve Contra on May 24, 2013, 01:14:04 PM
I told you 5 puts it in the butt.  The end sequence :noah

Those 15 minutes are what Michael Bay has been trying to do his entire career with 0 success
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 24, 2013, 01:16:40 PM
somehow I never saw 5 ???

I know what I'm doing tonight
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Steve Contra on May 24, 2013, 01:16:54 PM
Also apparently this opens up against the next Hangover, which is a thing they made for no reason.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Steve Contra on May 24, 2013, 01:17:40 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on May 24, 2013, 01:16:40 PM
somehow I never saw 5 ???

I know what I'm doing tonight
5 is awesome.  It's like a better Oceans 11 with cars and Tyrese.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 24, 2013, 01:23:20 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on May 24, 2013, 01:17:40 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on May 24, 2013, 01:16:40 PM
somehow I never saw 5 ???

I know what I'm doing tonight
5 is awesome.  It's like a better Oceans 11 with cars and Tyrese.

yeah, I knew 5 was HYPE at the time but 4 was SO SRS I was suspicious
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2013, 01:32:29 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on May 24, 2013, 01:14:04 PM
I told you 5 puts it in the butt.  The end sequence :noah

Those 15 minutes are what Michael Bay has been trying to do his entire career with 0 success

I'm worried 7 doesn't have Justin Lin on board.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 24, 2013, 01:39:39 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on May 24, 2013, 01:32:29 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on May 24, 2013, 01:14:04 PM
I told you 5 puts it in the butt.  The end sequence :noah

Those 15 minutes are what Michael Bay has been trying to do his entire career with 0 success

I'm worried 7 doesn't have Justin Lin on board.

That is a little worrying, yeah.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Beezy on May 24, 2013, 07:40:54 PM
Got my tickets online. Gonna see Fast 6 in 35 minutes. :rock
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 24, 2013, 10:44:52 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 24, 2013, 10:57:35 PM
Awesome movie is awesome. I wasn't even expecting the fucking BOMB of a fucking BOMB that was BOMBED in my BOMB at the END.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Beezy on May 24, 2013, 11:08:34 PM
This movie. THIS FUCKING MOVIE

 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 24, 2013, 11:52:35 PM
 :beli
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 25, 2013, 01:41:34 AM
SWEET FUCK :gladbron

I'm still digesting it. I think Furious 6 is up there but I'm not sure I'd place it above Tokyo Drift or Fast Five. It doesn't have the highs of Fast Five or the great character moments of Tokyo Drift but at the same time it feels like a blend of the two to the poi t where it didn't feel like it was its own thing - compared to Fast Five and Tokyo Drift which were refreshing.

Still who gives a fuck? Movie is fucking banger. SEE IT.

:bow THE ENDING :bow2
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Beezy on May 25, 2013, 09:24:28 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on May 25, 2013, 01:41:34 AM
I'm not sure I'd place it above Tokyo Drift or Fast Five.

 :lol :lol :lol

When the hell did Tokyo Drift go from most hated to most overrated? I really like it too, but come on.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 25, 2013, 11:32:48 AM
Tokyo Drift has montages and shit and is basically a martial arts film (Han = master, Cowboy = student) but with drifting cars and Initial D odes. Instead of solving problems with fists they solve problems by outracing the other guy. I can't hate on it. :sadbron

 I just don't think Furious 6 is better. Some parts felt like a drag. Like the entire part where dude flies to America just for a flashback. What the fuck was that? I want CARS and VROOM VROOM. Movie also has far too many gun shoot outs when I want to see fuckers solve their problems with four tons of steel. It tries to unveil all these secrets and plot twists from the most boring film in the series - of course it has boring parts. Many areas felt too self serious and the film suffered for it. Not pleasant but it is what I think.

I could watch any other series with gun and fist fights. When I watch Fast and Furious I want cars and shit. Thankfully the name is apt. It is definitely Furious but it ain't Fast. Compared to Fast Five where about every fight involved vehicles. But the last twenty minutes (barring the ending :hyper) are pretty terrible.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Steve Contra on May 25, 2013, 11:49:32 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on May 25, 2013, 11:32:48 AM
Instead of solving problems with fists they solve problems by outracing the other guy.

Newsfeed
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 25, 2013, 11:55:11 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on May 25, 2013, 11:49:32 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on May 25, 2013, 11:32:48 AM
Instead of solving problems with fists they solve problems by outracing the other guy.

Newsfeed

But it's true! Every single physical confrontation in that movie, and most Fast and Furious movies, except this one for some reason, culminates with a high speed chase against the villain. The main exception is Fast Five, where it's about a heist, and even that culminates in a badass chase.

Fast Six spoilers

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fast Six culminates with them hooking cars to a plane. :yeshrug :zzz
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Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Beezy on May 25, 2013, 12:12:09 PM
This isn't just a racing franchise anymore. That was extremely obvious after the last movie. And gun shoot outs? Every shootout in this movie was extremely short and led to a chase and/or fistfight. Really great fights btw, especially the ones between the female characters. It never dragged or felt too serious imo. Amazingly entertaining movie from start to finish.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 25, 2013, 12:23:14 PM
Short? lol. Those fist fights weren't short. I think the only good fist fight was the Michelle Rodriguez and Gina Carano fight in the subway.

Also, who said anything about racing? Fast Five didn't have racing at all but it still involved every single confrontation with cars. They couldn't fight the Rock, he's a bloody juiced up monster.

Anyways movie is great and I'd love to see it again, but that Fast and Furious 4 stuff :zzz
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Beezy on May 25, 2013, 12:36:04 PM
I never said the fights were short.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 25, 2013, 12:49:17 PM
Do I have to spell out the obvious and say that the best part of the movie was
spoiler (click to show/hide)
the tank chase?
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:bow :bow :bow

Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: bork on May 25, 2013, 06:13:01 PM
Fast & Furious doesn't need to be all about cars anymore- they covered the street racing thing in multiple movies.  Drifting was done in one.  If they want to move in another direction, I'm all for it, since what was done in 5 and 6 is now enough.

Anyway, just saw Fast 6.  The movie was awesome awesome AWESOME but I think I like Fast 5 better.

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Poor Han.   :'(  He loses his girl and then the way it just cuts to his retconned(?) death scene in Tokyo Drift makes it like it all went to shit for him so quickly.    :lol :'(

Also Toretto and Letty- it was weird that they got back together in the end, seriously.  I think he should have stayed with the other woman and Letty should have gone off to do her own thing.
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Bring on Fast 7!
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 25, 2013, 07:05:11 PM
Michelle R is a bigger name.

But fuck, she looks OLD in Furious 6. I swear she only has makeup (in the traditional sense) on in one scene.

3=5 > 1 > 6 >>>>>>>> 2 >>>>>>>>>>> 1
Title: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 25, 2013, 07:26:34 PM
I've always found the women fighting bits in most action movies to be a serious sod killer.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 25, 2013, 07:55:51 PM
Fast & Furious 6

Oh. My. Gawd.

This movie, man. This fucking movie. It was just non-stop awesome.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Tank chase.

Girlfights.

An actual street race.

Ludacris buying dem cars.

Mid-air catch.

Rock vs a vending machine.

Rock vs. Son, I am disappoint dad

London chase

Plane everything. :bow2

Jason Bloody Statham!
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If Fast 5 put it in the butt, Fast 6 is a cinematic DP.

∞/10
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 25, 2013, 08:32:52 PM
The logical end-game for the Fast and Furious franchise, at this point, is post-apocalypse.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 25, 2013, 08:53:07 PM
Another thing, it's kinda funny that a series about people driving cars fast has more continuity whoring than a Geoff Johns comic book. Watching all the movies back-to-back, I noticed a lot of little things:

- Corona & Nos product placement (Every Fast movie, obviously)

- "You read the brochure." (Fast 3)

- "Sorry about the nose." "Not again!" (Fast 4)

- Tyrese being hongry all the time. (Fast 2)

- "You wanted to go night diving." (Los Bandoleros short-film)

- "You went from stealing DVD players..." (Fast 1)

- "...to stealing vaults." (Fast 5)

- The house rules for saying grace (Fast 1, 5)

- Dom's Charger (Fast 1, 4, 5)

- Han's chip eating habit (Fast 3, 5)
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 25, 2013, 09:33:52 PM
Yup. One of the best things about the franchise. Each movie adds to the story. One of the few films in Hollywood like that.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 25, 2013, 09:41:15 PM
The six Fast and Furious movies have better continuity than the six Star Wars movies. :lol
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 25, 2013, 10:30:27 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on May 24, 2013, 01:16:54 PM
Also apparently this opens up against the next Hangover, which is a thing they made for no reason.

Friday box office: Furious 6 = $38 million, Hangover 3 = $14 million
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 25, 2013, 10:42:21 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 25, 2013, 09:41:15 PM
The six Fast and Furious movies have better continuity than the six Star Wars movies. :lol

 :lol
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: ManaByte on May 26, 2013, 02:00:21 PM
It broke records this weekend:

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SUNDAY 8:30 AM, 10TH UPDATE: Huge grosses continue for the Top 6 movies and still add up to the biggest Memorial Day weekend and the biggest 4-day holiday ever. That’s $323M total moviegoing, easily beating 2011′s all-time Memorial Weekend record of $276M. Universal’s  Fast & Furious 6 opened to a incredible ride around the globe where it is the #1 film by far. The three-day global estimate is $275.5 million from all 60 territories and set new records for the franchise and the studio. It’s also Universal’s highest domestic and international opening weekend of all time. Its overseas-only IMAX launch generated $2+M on 59 screens. Fast 6 took in $122.2 million for the four-day Memorial Weekend in North America as the 2nd biggest domestic and international opening of 2013 (behind Disney’s Iron Man 3) and the 4th highest opening for Memorial Weekend in North America. Even with no superheroes, the actioner’s racially and ethnically diverse cast attracted a broad demographic, with 32% Latinos and 49% women and 43% under age 25/57% age 25 plus.

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1. Fast & Furious 6 (Universal) NEW [Runs 3,658] PG13
Friday $38.7M, Saturday $31.5M, 3-Day Weekend $98.5M, 4-Day Holiday $122.2M
Domestic Cume $122.2M, International Total $158.0M, Worldwide Cume $275.5M
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 26, 2013, 06:37:52 PM
Han and Roman were looking FINE in that one scene where Han was talking bout his boo. God he is the first Asian guy I find sexy. Must be that Jeremy Lin's powah.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 26, 2013, 06:39:20 PM
You asshole!

5= 3 > 1 > 6 > 2 > 4
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Beezy on May 27, 2013, 07:20:37 AM
6 ≥ 5 > 1 >>> 3 > 4 > 2
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 27, 2013, 12:27:05 PM
$120 million for the weekend, that's $28 million more than Fast Five's 4-day total.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 27, 2013, 03:44:27 PM
Quote from: Beezy on May 27, 2013, 07:20:37 AM
6 ≥ 5 > 1 >>> 3 > 4 > 2

Beezy knows where it's at. Only thing I'd change is put 2 > 4.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2013, 03:45:26 PM
About to go see Fast 6 again!
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 27, 2013, 04:52:00 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2013, 03:45:26 PM
About to go see Fast 6 again!

The proper title is Furious 6. :wag
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: ManaByte on May 27, 2013, 04:52:50 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 27, 2013, 04:52:00 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2013, 03:45:26 PM
About to go see Fast 6 again!

The proper title is Furious 6. :wag

If he actually saw it he'd know that.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2013, 07:20:39 PM
Quote from: ManaByte on May 27, 2013, 04:52:50 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 27, 2013, 04:52:00 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2013, 03:45:26 PM
About to go see Fast 6 again!

The proper title is Furious 6. :wag

If he actually saw it he'd know that.
I've seen it Two times now. Saw it on Thursday night and today. Gina Carano was awesome.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Yeti on May 27, 2013, 07:42:26 PM
Saw the first two. Why do people hate on 2 so much? I liked it as much as 1, maybe even more. It didn't take itself as seriously, was much more funny, and had more ridiculous action sequences. Plus the homoeroticism was cranked up to 11.

(http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/walker%20ass.jpg)

Going to watch 3 tonight.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 27, 2013, 10:09:23 PM
The buttlust was strong with 2 Fast, there's no denying that.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Beezy on May 27, 2013, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 27, 2013, 07:42:26 PM
Saw the first two. Why do people hate on 2 so much? I liked it as much as 1, maybe even more.
Honestly, I don't dislike any of these movies. 3 was the only one I ever had real hate for because of Bow Wow, but he was less annoying to me on repeat viewings.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 27, 2013, 10:36:15 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 27, 2013, 07:42:26 PM
Saw the first two. Why do people hate on 2 so much? I liked it as much as 1, maybe even more. It didn't take itself as seriously, was much more funny, and had more ridiculous action sequences. Plus the homoeroticism was cranked up to 11.

(http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/walker%20ass.jpg)

Going to watch 3 tonight.

Well, I think Fast series is about two things:

1. racing
2. heists

In 2 Fast 2 Furious the story is focused around being undercover. It turns what made the original so unique into just a typical hollywood film. Plus some of the dialogue :lol Isn't there like only one car chase in 2 Fast? Aside from the race, it lacks cars and it lacks heists and it feels like some weird cop buddy movie.

At least it had this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxZ6kju6xo

But like Beezy said, none of the movies are bad.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 27, 2013, 10:40:09 PM
Quote from: Beezy on May 27, 2013, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 27, 2013, 07:42:26 PM
Saw the first two. Why do people hate on 2 so much? I liked it as much as 1, maybe even more.
Honestly, I don't dislike any of these movies. 3 was the only one I ever had real hate for because of Bow Wow, but he was less annoying to me on repeat viewings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAuo2KtTqLc
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Beezy on May 28, 2013, 03:20:33 AM
that was terrible
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Himu on May 28, 2013, 03:26:22 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Yeti on May 28, 2013, 08:01:29 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on May 27, 2013, 10:36:15 PM
Isn't there like only one car chase in 2 Fast?

Well it depends what you want to count as a car chase. There were actually quite a few car/racing sequences in the film.

1. The intro race to introduce you to the characters where they do the bridge jump
2. The awesome "audition" race where Tyrese and Paul Walker were weaving in the lanes flirting with each other
3. Where they raced the Fonzie guy and his goon for pink slips so they could get cars without GPS tracking
4. The race to get the money to the mafia guy while the police are chasing them

Quote from: Beezy on May 27, 2013, 10:35:30 PM
Honestly, I don't dislike any of these movies. 3 was the only one I ever had real hate for because of Bow Wow, but he was less annoying to me on repeat viewings.

I watched 3 yesterday, and Bow Wow didn't bother me all that much, but that might have been because of how much I REALLY REALLY dislike the main character of this one. Man, was he duuuuuumb. Every time he spoke it infuriated me. He was just obnoxious all around, I can't think of a single redeeming quality about him beyond his loyalty to Han (who I did like). That said, I still liked the movie, but it so far is my least favorite. I'm about to watch Fast and 4ious though, and it seems there is a consensus that it is the worst, so we shall see.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Beezy on May 28, 2013, 09:16:34 PM
Lol yeah, I have no desire to see him back for 7. If you judge these movies on acting alone, 3 was easily the worst one.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 29, 2013, 03:56:01 AM
T'minus 10 hours till I see this finally. Gonna drive more than an hour away to see it in D-box with Dolby Atmos on a Sony 4k display.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 29, 2013, 07:08:58 PM
Quote from: G The Resurrected on May 29, 2013, 03:56:01 AM
T'minus 10 hours till I see this finally. Gonna drive more than an hour away to see it in D-box with Dolby Atmos on a Sony 4k display.

A fitting presentation for the 2013 Best Picture :bow2
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 29, 2013, 07:48:10 PM
So I liked it, but I can't let that ending go without saying something. I couldn't suspend my disbelief for that ending, it went on too long for what was going on. But I loved those damn flip cars and the chase in london. I question what they will do next. Justin lin essentially closed up all storylines in the game. Where was eva mendes? I thought she would be in the movie, I love that gal from Haywire she's awesome in this.

I will be honest I nodded off a few times but it's cause I was extremely tired. But then the Dbox would kick in and I'd be good. They need to invent napping movie theaters where you get a room to yourself and when it detects you've nodded off it pauses the movie.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 29, 2013, 07:55:25 PM
Quote from: G The Resurrected on May 29, 2013, 07:48:10 PM
I question what they will do next. Justin lin essentially closed up all storylines in the game.

Uhh...you did happen to see the scene that started up about ten seconds into the credits, right?
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 29, 2013, 08:03:36 PM
Oh shit there was a scene at the end? :P yes I saw that and excuse me for calling this movie a game, yes I'm that tired.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Robo on June 02, 2013, 02:52:50 AM
I saw this today and it was completely incomprehensible and boring.  I feel like I'm missing a big knee-slapper of a joke.
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 02, 2013, 03:38:31 AM
I skipped 3,4, and 5. I saw this tonight with Mr. and Ms. Positive and their young nephew... And thought it was redonkulously over the top and awesome.

This was how PT almost *literally* looked during the movie...

Beginning:
(http://i.imgur.com/03o1H7F.jpg)

Ending:
(http://i.imgur.com/p7hTapy.jpg)
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Positive Touch on June 02, 2013, 07:56:45 AM
this movie was a full-body massage followed by multiple orgasms followed by a free trip to golden corral. god-tier action flick that exploded awesome all over my face non-stop. if you dont like this movie than please dont ever come around me because i will sense it on you and i will choke the shit out of you. i feel like i need to hurt someone as sacrifice to the hollywood gods who blessed us with this amazing movie.


Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 25, 2013, 07:55:51 PM
∞/10

YES THIS EXACTLY JOE
Title: Re: Fast & Furious 6 Hype/Marathon Thread - All the Action, All the Buttlust
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2013, 12:36:24 PM
You should watch Fast Five, Shaka. It's pretty awesome, too.