THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: MCD on June 03, 2013, 04:42:55 PM

Title: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: MCD on June 03, 2013, 04:42:55 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/sjPxgRr.jpg)

IT'S HAPPENING
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 03, 2013, 04:43:34 PM: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2013, 04:44:59 PM: This is the iOS game, right?
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: MCD on June 03, 2013, 04:46:06 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2013, 04:44:59 PM
This is the iOS game, right?
This isn't Square-Enix
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: ManaByte on June 03, 2013, 06:24:26 PM: Quote from: MCD on June 03, 2013, 04:46:06 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2013, 04:44:59 PM
This is the iOS game, right?
This isn't Square-Enix

Well technically...
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: cool breeze on June 03, 2013, 09:23:05 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2013, 04:44:59 PM
This is the iOS game, right?

iOS and Android

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vv3_ndmz8U
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: The Sceneman on June 03, 2013, 09:31:33 PM: this had better be an actual game
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 03, 2013, 11:23:13 PM: Quote from: The Sceneman on June 03, 2013, 09:31:33 PM
this had better be an actual game

iOS and android exclusivity and "an actual game" haven't seemed to work out too well so far, just sayin
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: pilonv1 on June 03, 2013, 11:34:08 PM: Maybe it's the new subtitle for the Wii U version? :teehee
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: The Sceneman on June 03, 2013, 11:36:29 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 03, 2013, 11:23:13 PM
Quote from: The Sceneman on June 03, 2013, 09:31:33 PM
this had better be an actual game

iOS and android exclusivity and "an actual game" haven't seemed to work out too well so far, just sayin

:noah
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2013, 12:35:59 AM: eww
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: hampster on June 04, 2013, 09:49:43 AM: Deus Ex: Puzzle and Augmentations
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 05, 2013, 10:02:02 AM: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GUESS

JUST GUESS
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
Post by: demi on June 05, 2013, 10:03:30 AM: http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/iPhone/Deus+Ex%3A+The+Fall/news.asp?c=51367
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS)
Post by: ManaByte on June 05, 2013, 10:13:29 AM: The game is going to cost over $500 to play thanks to Square's microtransaction model. Grenades are $4.99 each.
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2013, 10:21:52 AM: Nope.
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2013, 10:52:50 AM: setting low expectations :rejoice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1b8k469DbY
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS)
Post by: Tasty on June 05, 2013, 11:06:45 AM: Well, at least the HR Director's Cut should be out soon.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
For Wii U. :teehee
[close]

Edit- Wait it was delayed? Fuck.
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2013, 12:02:54 PM: WOW JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2013, 12:22:56 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/o9Egyco.jpg)
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 05, 2013, 12:28:25 PM: Yo no askedo por disa.
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: maxy on June 05, 2013, 01:58:49 PM: Nothing to be surprised about,this is the future of gaming.
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 05, 2013, 02:19:06 PM: plz change topic to "Deux Ex: The Fail"
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 05, 2013, 02:29:54 PM: BURN, INDUSTRY! BURN!
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: mjemirzian on June 05, 2013, 02:59:44 PM: Touch motion controls are the future! You can't resist! :maf
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2013, 05:47:02 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXpuRIZzJog
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Positive Touch on June 05, 2013, 06:40:43 PM: fuck i'll play the shit out of this anywa -- NO ANDROID VERSION WHAT THE FUCK SQUARE ENIX I AM TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT STOP LEAVING MONEY ON THE TABLE DAMMIT AND GIVE ME SOME GAMES
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2013, 06:41:52 PM: Seems the SE mobile-game bug has now fully affected Eidos as well :P
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Raban on June 05, 2013, 06:47:04 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on June 05, 2013, 06:40:43 PM
fuck i'll play the shit out of this anywa -- NO ANDROID VERSION WHAT THE FUCK SQUARE ENIX I AM TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT STOP LEAVING MONEY ON THE TABLE DAMMIT AND GIVE ME SOME GAMES
level up to a real touch-gaming platform, son
:bow iOS
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Tasty on June 05, 2013, 07:46:38 PM: "real touch-gaming platform"

Reminds me of "real hardcore Wii game"
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Raban on June 05, 2013, 07:52:47 PM: says the google fanboy :pacspit
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Positive Touch on June 05, 2013, 08:06:29 PM: Quote from: Raban on June 05, 2013, 06:47:04 PM
level up to a real touch-gaming platform, son
:bow iOS

:ufup only someone who has never felt the glory of android could make such and ignorant statement

Quote from: Andrex on June 05, 2013, 07:46:38 PM
"real touch-gaming platform"

Reminds me of "real hardcore Wii game"

that aint how you shill
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Tasty on June 05, 2013, 08:25:41 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on June 05, 2013, 08:06:29 PM
that aint how you shill

My commission is bigger than yours, I must be doing something right.
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 05, 2013, 08:34:41 PM: awesome, they can use the same engine as the WiiU version and possibly throw in some upgrades.
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2013, 11:11:45 PM: Quote from: DCharlieJP on June 05, 2013, 08:34:41 PM
awesome, they can use the same engine as the WiiU version and possibly throw in some upgrades.

I was half right then!

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 03, 2013, 11:34:08 PM
Maybe it's the new subtitle for the Wii U version? :teehee
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2013, 02:00:05 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on June 05, 2013, 06:40:43 PM
fuck i'll play the shit out of this anywa -- NO ANDROID VERSION WHAT THE FUCK SQUARE ENIX I AM TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT STOP LEAVING MONEY ON THE TABLE DAMMIT AND GIVE ME SOME GAMES

http://community.eidosmontreal.com/blogs/Deus-Ex-The-Fall-Announced

Quote
Deus Ex: The Fall will be available soon for iPad 2, iPhone 4S and iPod Touch 5 and above for the price of $6.99. It is also confirmed for Android devices, but timing is still to be announced.

On Android it might work with game pads because of devices like the Nvidia Shield.
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: mjemirzian on June 06, 2013, 02:01:04 PM: Probably only Androids with Tegra 3 or 4
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: bork on June 06, 2013, 08:32:31 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoOhPg9VIV0
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 06, 2013, 08:48:29 PM: COME ON DOOS EX SO FRICKIN DUMB

If I had acted like this child, I would not have lived
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 08:57:14 PM: You that meme was getting pretty played out and this was announced and it was like :obama
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: bork on June 06, 2013, 10:30:44 PM: Quote from: Sho Nuff on June 06, 2013, 08:48:29 PM
COME ON DOOS EX SO FRICKIN DUMB

If I had acted like this child, I would not have lived

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTE1hftljT4
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 06, 2013, 11:07:11 PM: mario's head turned on the side + mustache looks like a butt with a turd between the butt cheeks.
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: chronovore on June 07, 2013, 05:03:24 AM: So, did anyone actually buy it?
Title: Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
Post by: cool breeze on June 07, 2013, 11:41:19 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw3w68YrKwc

this looks way too decent for this type of iOS game :-\