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Title: A divided America
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 06, 2013, 02:55:40 PM
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Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 06, 2013, 02:59:39 PM
I'm in the blue and I say "loyer".

Y'all must've come across many of 'em big city law-yers.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:01:52 PM
I use both.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 03:02:24 PM
Kitty-Corner vs. Catty-Corner is one they should have dealt with :maf
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2013, 03:03:55 PM
Good to see that people in Michigan say everything properly

Pop, not soda. muthafuckas :rejoice
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 03:05:18 PM
It's so fucking weird to hear pop
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2013, 03:07:03 PM
On line.

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Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 03:07:46 PM
On line :holeup

Who are these perverts?
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2013, 03:08:08 PM
Me.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 03:08:26 PM
Reported.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2013, 03:09:25 PM
(http://www.jascii.org/share/rolypoly.png)

Potato bugs, bitches.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Barry Egan on June 06, 2013, 03:09:31 PM
Me.

dap
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2013, 03:11:21 PM
On line?  :heh

When I went to Texas to visit family they all said "soda" and it really was jarring to me.

"you want a soda?
"no thanks, I don't drink pop"
"but do you want soda?"
"...no thanks"  :snoop
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 03:12:06 PM
Yup, potato bug.  Never even heard roly-poly.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2013, 03:12:19 PM
I met a group of Texans while in Egypt back in the late 90s. We ended up going to dinner with them and was given a lesson on everything being "a Coke."

Yup, potato bug.  Never even heard roly-poly.

My wife and I are showing our geographic differences with these little guys. I was out in the yard the other evening with our daughter looking at bugs in the garden and a bunch of potato bugs were walking around in the dirt. I told Addie they were Potato Bugs, and Em looked at me like I was high on crack, since they're clearly Pill Bugs according to her Nebraska upbringing.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 03:13:22 PM
Yup. 
"Do you want a Coke?
"Sure"
"What kind?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Barry Egan on June 06, 2013, 03:13:37 PM
"standing in line" is a term used for spinelessness and conformity.  No wonder so many outside NYC use it :smug.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2013, 03:14:37 PM
It blows my mind that the rest of the country doesn't have a term for sunshowers. Well, the South does...

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Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2013, 03:15:13 PM
Interesting that the Cascade mountain range is the dividing line for Potato Bug and Roly Poly in the Republic of Cascadia.

It blows my mind that the rest of the country doesn't have a word for sunshowers.

We just call it rain.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 03:15:45 PM
That's another term I've never heard.  And the other one?  Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: nudemacusers on June 06, 2013, 03:15:47 PM
you think washington gets sunshowers?
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2013, 03:16:53 PM
you think washington gets sunshowers?

They're like cicadas, every 14 years or so.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2013, 03:21:48 PM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/pics/sneakers.jpg)
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: nudemacusers on June 06, 2013, 03:23:46 PM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/pics/sneakers.jpg)
ok gonna have to side with least coast here.

"tennis shoes"  :holeup
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 03:24:00 PM
It's so fucking weird to hear pop

Wife and I had no idea we were moving to POP COUNTRY. Our biggest adjustment to life in the Pacific Northwest.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 03:25:26 PM
Yup. 
"Do you want a Coke?
"Sure"
"What kind?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Silly Steve, no one in Texas would ever ask you that. It goes like this:

"What kind of Coke do you want?"
"Dr. Pepper."
"Okay."
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2013, 03:25:58 PM
It's so fucking weird to hear pop

Wife and I had no idea we were moving to POP COUNTRY. Our biggest adjustment to life in the Pacific Northwest.

It took my wife a long time to switch over to pop from soda.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:28:43 PM
(http://www.jascii.org/share/rolypoly.png)

Potato bugs, bitches.

ROLLY POLLY FOR LIFE
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2013, 03:29:13 PM
Interesting. I heard "soda" in Texas but "Coke" in NC.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 03:29:24 PM
Yup. 
"Do you want a Coke?
"Sure"
"What kind?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Silly Steve, no one in Texas would ever ask you that. It goes like this:

"What kind of Coke do you want?"
"Dr. Pepper."
"Okay."
True, but replace "Dr. Pepper" with "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh" and you had my summers growing up.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:32:42 PM
I met a group of Texans while in Egypt back in the late 90s. We ended up going to dinner with them and was given a lesson on everything being "a Coke."

Yup, potato bug.  Never even heard roly-poly.

My wife and I are showing our geographic differences with these little guys. I was out in the yard the other evening with our daughter looking at bugs in the garden and a bunch of potato bugs were walking around in the dirt. I told Addie they were Potato Bugs, and Em looked at me like I was high on crack, since they're clearly Pill Bugs according to her Nebraska upbringing.

Note that this is regional. It depends on where they're from in texas. if they're from the city, it's soda usually. if they're from the country (which is what texas mostly is - rural land) you'll get "coke". For reference I call it soda, my mom calls it coke. I was born in Houston, my mom was born in the country.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2013, 03:33:38 PM
I use roly poly and pillbug.

Also, on the west coast it doesn't normally rain when the sun is shining so we basically don't need a term for that. Plus, the west coast devil and wife are separated and focusing on themselves at this time.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2013, 03:37:49 PM
On line :holeup

Who are these perverts?

Suck it

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Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2013, 03:38:37 PM
Roly Poly? :wtf
People should be offended by such nonsense.

"Is dat a armadilla?"
"Nah, dats a giant Roly Poly"

Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2013, 03:38:43 PM
In Western WA, "The City" = Seattle.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:39:45 PM
Roly Poly? :wtf
People should be offended by such nonsense.

"Is dat a armadilla?"
"Nah, dats a giant Roly Poly"

:yeshrug

It rolls. We'd pick them up and roll them on our finger.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2013, 03:39:58 PM
so those pace picante commercials were an accurate description of texans
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 03:40:38 PM
In NorCal the City=SF
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 03:41:10 PM
It's so fucking weird to hear pop

Wife and I had no idea we were moving to POP COUNTRY. Our biggest adjustment to life in the Pacific Northwest.

It took my wife a long time to switch over to pop from soda.

We will never, ever, EVER, ever, EVER switch over to saying "pop." It is the worst word.

We will say "soda pop" in place of "soda" if slow PNWers need that bridge. But that's it.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:41:46 PM
so those pace picante commercials were an accurate description of texans

And what's that?
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 03:42:33 PM
"The City" is fucking stupid - other than NYC dunno why Chicago and Boston got called out.

"Gee, it turns out people use 'the city' to mean the city nearest to them. WHO KNEW"
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2013, 03:43:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gQQJTbM.png)
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:43:27 PM
We rarely use the "the city" over here. That's a dumb one, I agree.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 03:43:30 PM
I do think this thread is the proof that many evangelicals need to finally prove that New York is a godless Sodom that should be cast into the sea.

On line :what
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 03:43:53 PM
actually, I take that back. I will ask for a pop if I'm being served by a middle-aged soda jerk at a Walgreens soda fountain offering "real chock'lit malteds"

but under NO OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:44:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gQQJTbM.png)

I pronounce it cyu-pon.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2013, 03:44:53 PM
actually, I take that back. I will ask for a pop if I'm being served by a middle-aged soda jerk at a Walgreens soda fountain offering "real chock'lit malteds"

 ???
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2013, 03:44:57 PM
"The City" is fucking stupid - other than NYC dunno why Chicago and Boston got called out.

"Gee, it turns out people use 'the city' to mean the city nearest to them. WHO KNEW"

Looks like about 60% of the country is in the red range
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 03:46:03 PM
actually, I take that back. I will ask for a pop if I'm being served by a middle-aged soda jerk at a Walgreens soda fountain offering "real chock'lit malteds"

 ???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_jerk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_jerk)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_fountain (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_fountain)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_shop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_shop)
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 06, 2013, 03:47:00 PM
I usually use soda but even that's rare, I'm typically saying the brand or type because there is no generic one considering all the damn flavors.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 03:47:03 PM
The entire city of San Jose refers to SF as "the city" despite being the largest in the Bay.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:47:30 PM
actually, I take that back. I will ask for a pop if I'm being served by a middle-aged soda jerk at a Walgreens soda fountain offering "real chock'lit malteds"

 ???

(http://sodadispenserdepot.com/pics/soda-fountain-461b.jpg)
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 06, 2013, 03:47:41 PM
The entire city of San Jose refers to SF as "the city" despite being the largest in the Bay.

That's because there is nothing there.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2013, 03:47:43 PM
Pop is something your child listens to before hitting full-on puberty.

so those pace picante commercials were an accurate description of texans

And what's that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSxnieYctVM
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:48:41 PM
The entire city of San Jose refers to SF as "the city" despite being the largest in the Bay.

That's because there is nothing there.

san jose is a giant pit.

GOATland on the other hand :bow
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 03:48:44 PM
hey if it's called pop, why is there no such thing as a pop jerk who serves you from the pop fountain at the pop shop

riddle me that
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: nudemacusers on June 06, 2013, 03:49:10 PM
just found out wife says roly poly instead of the correct potato bug.

we had a good run.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:50:37 PM
just found out wife says roly poly instead of the correct potato bug.

we had a good run.

it's rolly polly!!
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 03:50:56 PM
I say roly poly :( I never heard of "potato bugs" before this site. Are they called that because they infest potatoes or look like potatoes?
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2013, 03:51:13 PM
Yup, potato bug.  Never even heard roly-poly.

When I was a kid we called them Roly Poly Bugs, but now that I'm a man, I call them Pill Bugs. Sometimes.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:51:38 PM
Rolly polly makes a helluva lot more sense than "potato bug". Someone please explain "potato bug"?
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2013, 03:51:56 PM
"tennis shoes" is the dumbest shit imaginable
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: nudemacusers on June 06, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
I say roly poly :( I never heard of "potato bugs" before this site. Are they called that because they infest potatoes or look like potatoes?
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Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 03:52:53 PM
"tennis shoes" is the dumbest shit imaginable

It really is.

And it's not pronounced tennis, as in the sport either, but tenny's.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2013, 03:53:03 PM
hey if it's called pop, why is there no such thing as a pop jerk who serves you from the pop fountain at the pop shop

riddle me that

Have you ever had pop-pop in the attic?
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2013, 03:54:44 PM
I used to hear tennies for shoes here, but that's faded away and most everyone says sneakers or sneaks now.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 03:55:57 PM
hey if it's called pop, why is there no such thing as a pop jerk who serves you from the pop fountain at the pop shop

riddle me that

Have you ever had pop-pop in the attic?

the fact you call it that tells me you're not ready to drink-drink it
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2013, 03:56:32 PM
actually, I take that back. I will ask for a pop if I'm being served by a middle-aged soda jerk at a Walgreens soda fountain offering "real chock'lit malteds"

 ???

(http://sodadispenserdepot.com/pics/soda-fountain-461b.jpg)

That's not what he's talking about it.

(http://www.okuleypharmacy.com/images/soda_fountain.jpg)

That's it. Never seen one in a Walgreen's.

Rolly polly makes a helluva lot more sense than "potato bug". Someone please explain "potato bug"?

I always wondered why they're called Potato Bugs as a kid, but since everyone called them that, I didn't really care.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 03:59:09 PM
Potato bug may refer to:
Armadillidium vulgare (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillidium_vulgare), a species of woodlice commonly called "potato bug", "pill bug" "roly poly" "doodlebug" or "sowbugs".

According to this (http://www4.uwm.edu/FLL/linguistics/dialect/staticmaps/q_74.html), three times as many Americans say "roly poly" than "potato bug," even "pill bug" outranks "potato bug":
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2013, 04:00:40 PM
Ice Cream Sodas  :drool
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 04:01:42 PM
Potato Bug 4 Lyfe

Do you say Kitty or Catty Corner (or one of the weird variations)?
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2013, 04:02:34 PM
Kitty Corner, but I've heard other WA natives say Catty Corner.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 04:02:56 PM
Potato Bug 4 Lyfe

Do you say Kitty or Catty Corner (or one of the weird variations)?

I've never heard of this term.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 04:03:40 PM
You've never heard the term Kitty or Catty Corner to refer to something diagonal to you?
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 04:03:42 PM
I say catacorner (seriously) cause it reminded me as a kid of CATACOMBS which is a cool word
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 04:04:08 PM
You've never heard the term Kitty or Catty Corner to refer to something diagonal to you?

oh, he calls that "inonline"
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 04:04:53 PM
My Grandma always said "catter corner" which is close to the original.  There's some weird ones though.  Kitty-Wumpus?
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2013, 04:05:08 PM
What always trips me up is when someone inserts a random r into the middle of a word. Like hollerday instead of holiday.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 04:05:09 PM
apparently some people call this insect the "chiggy wig"

I know that's racist, I just don't know how.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 06, 2013, 04:06:21 PM
My Grandma always said "catter corner" which is close to the original.  There's some weird ones though.  Kitty-Wumpus?

Kitty-wumpus sounds tickety-boo to me!
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 04:07:03 PM
You've never heard the term Kitty or Catty Corner to refer to something diagonal to you?

never in my life.

We'll probably say something like "across the street"
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2013, 04:08:18 PM
What always trips me up is when someone inserts a random r into the middle of a word. Like hollerday instead of holiday.

terlet
idear

Pretty sure it's a Bronx thing
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 06, 2013, 04:08:41 PM
I feel like a lot of terms have just gone away and all people do is point or gesture but you still understand what they're getting at.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 04:10:33 PM
Seriously, I've been to and lived in numerous states and have never heard of kitty/catty corner and California is like my second home!
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2013, 04:10:50 PM
What always trips me up is when someone inserts a random r into the middle of a word. Like hollerday instead of holiday.

terlet
idear

Pretty sure it's a Bronx thing

I like terlet, that's good word.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2013, 04:12:42 PM
Yeah, I would just say diagonally across the street or something.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 06, 2013, 04:12:43 PM
Seriously, I've been to and lived in numerous states and have never heard of kitty/catty corner and California is like my second home!

Me neither until TD said it. I think in Cali you just say "across the street" or "over there."
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2013, 04:18:44 PM
But it's not across from you, it's kitty-corner. In some places, you can get a ticket for "Jaywalking".
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 06, 2013, 04:20:30 PM
But it's not across from you, it's kitty-corner. In some places, you can get a ticket for "Jaywalking".

It's still across the street.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2013, 04:24:19 PM
You would have to cross 2 streets to get there.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2013, 04:24:56 PM
Not in Chinatown
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 04:29:19 PM
if I hear someone say kitty/catty corner irl i'm slapping them :maf
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2013, 04:33:22 PM
I imagine that if you say kitty corner then you're probably cruising the streets on your penny-farthing.

Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2013, 04:33:43 PM
Caddy corner
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2013, 04:38:26 PM
Whatchyamacallit or Thingymajig?
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2013, 05:06:24 PM
Whatchyamacallit or Thingymajig?

Doohickey.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Rufus on June 06, 2013, 05:12:27 PM
Whatsit.

I've been using Pandora lately and there's a commercial for some brand of turkey breast (something about it not being glued together from parts and not having seaweed extract in it), I forget the name. The person that reads the ad pronounces it "tuh-ckey" and it winds me up every time I hear it.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 06, 2013, 05:31:43 PM
I feel like a lot of terms have just gone away and all people do is point or gesture but you still understand what they're getting at.
Like our ape-ancestors.

Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 06, 2013, 05:36:41 PM
(http://www.kiss925.com/files/June-Shannon-600-400.jpg)
I was drinkin' mah favorite coke--Pepsi--outside while the devil is being his wife when I gone done seen me a roly poly. 
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Positive Touch on June 06, 2013, 05:37:17 PM
Caddy corner

this is what they say here, but i dont think ive heard anyone under 60 ever say it
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 06, 2013, 05:39:45 PM
At least she'd never say "I waz on line waitin' to pay for mah man-aze."
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Positive Touch on June 06, 2013, 05:42:34 PM
also i say gym shoes; fuck all of you freaks who say it different
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 06, 2013, 05:54:27 PM
They're sneakers.

And "the city" is Toronto!
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 05:57:24 PM
also i say gym shoes; fuck all of you freaks who say it different

Gym shoes is worse than tennis shoes because it suggests all sneaks worn in the gym. :derp
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: nudemacusers on June 06, 2013, 06:08:06 PM
also i say gym shoes; fuck all of you freaks who say it different
:paul
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Yeti on June 06, 2013, 08:15:08 PM
also i say gym shoes; fuck all of you freaks who say it different

Gym shoes is worse than tennis shoes because it suggests all sneaks worn in the gym. :derp

I agree, but by this logic sneakers makes worse sense than tennis shoes by implying you use them for sneaking. At least tennis implies some sort of athletic activity is going on while wearing them.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: nudemacusers on June 06, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
'sneakers' sounds cool

'tennis shoes' is something an old person would say
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2013, 08:27:11 PM
I've always said "gym shoes" 
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 06, 2013, 08:57:40 PM
Never heard the term roly poly in my life.

We also call it pop here.  I have no idea what Mrs. Gundam got soda from since I rarely hear it said in the Omaha area or anywhere in the midwest for that matter.

Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Boogie on June 06, 2013, 09:14:26 PM
They're sneakers.

And "the city" is Toronto!

Don't you mean, "the centre of the universe" is "Tuhronno"? ;)
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Positive Touch on June 06, 2013, 09:21:09 PM
I've always said "gym shoes"

icon this man
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2013, 09:21:58 PM
Never heard the term kitty/catty-corner before, call them "Roly Polys" and follow LI/NYC speech patterns to a tee. Those 4 years in Buffalo were me fighting against the Pop hordes.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 06, 2013, 09:32:53 PM
It's DIAGONAL.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 09:36:54 PM
Kitty Corner :maf

I'm going to go to New York and say "I'm going to that place kitty corner to get in line for a coke, perhaps a Dr. Pepper before the devil starts beating his wife, where are my tennis shoes"
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 06, 2013, 09:37:12 PM
SHUT UP
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 06, 2013, 09:49:19 PM
Then...

Where is _____?

Caddy/Kitty corner from the Walgreens.


Now...

Where is ____?

I dunno check on Google maps.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: nudemacusers on June 06, 2013, 09:51:36 PM
I've always said "gym shoes"
:what
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 06, 2013, 09:52:33 PM
They're pill bugs.  What the hell is a roly poly?  Do you name everything like some kind of derpy child's description?  Are you Australians or something?

It's roly poly, all day erry day.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2013, 11:13:46 PM
This important information will certainly help me on my Murica trip next week

Tennis Shoes is by far the dumbest one of the lot, and that's even including the devil beating his wife that I broke to Cajole
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2013, 11:14:31 PM
They're pill bugs.  What the hell is a roly poly?  Do you name everything like some kind of derpy child's description?  Are you Australians or something?

whatever you say cranky stanky
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2013, 11:20:31 PM
They're pill bugs.  What the hell is a roly poly?  Do you name everything like some kind of derpy child's description?  Are you Australians or something?

We don't call them roly polys either, stop dragging our name through the mud
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: nudemacusers on June 06, 2013, 11:33:19 PM
po

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bug
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 06, 2013, 11:41:22 PM
po

ta

to

bug

Nope.

Potato bug.

(http://dracoverdi.net/pictures/shinyPotatoBug.jpg)

Roly poly/pill bug.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7KDQYY2orhE/TaNh0deGmnI/AAAAAAAAAPA/JouleWSvCYY/s1600/blog.jpg)

People saying potato bug are wrong.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: nudemacusers on June 06, 2013, 11:44:37 PM
leper pls
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 06, 2013, 11:55:05 PM
The most shocking thing so far in this thread is that pill bugs are actually terrestrial crustaceans.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: etiolate on June 07, 2013, 12:07:51 AM
leper pls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwEuCxOT2O0
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2013, 01:26:26 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMBmjTbCEAAAAos.png:large)

Where the fuck is "grinder"? Goddamn biases against the best coast/region.

PS- It's "soda."  :patel
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2013, 01:31:34 AM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/pics/sneakers.jpg)

I have literally never heard of them being called "tennis shoes." :rofl Wow. The coke/soda/pop thing I was aware of but come on. Wow.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 07, 2013, 01:53:31 AM
Dr. Pepper is a type of coke (it's like saying "googling" when you mean to use a search engine)
When someone tells me to google something, I fucking google it. I can't remember the last time I used a non-google search engine.

Genericized trademarks seem to make more sense when there's little to differentiate the different brands--in other words, they're all fucking generic. Kleenex? Band Aid? Q-Tip? Zipper? Frisbee? Kitty Litter? Vaseline?  If there is a difference between Vaseline and other petroleum jelly, I don't know what it is, and I don't care.

On the other hand, most North Americans can taste the subtle difference between Coke and Pepsi, let alone the vast difference between coke and 7up.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Beezy on June 07, 2013, 01:59:22 AM
What always trips me up is when someone inserts a random r into the middle of a word. Like hollerday instead of holiday.

terlet
idear

Pretty sure it's a Bronx thing
Wtf. It's not.

Btw, it's soda. Coke is okay I guess. Even soda pop works. But "pop"? Just pop? What's wrong with you?
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2013, 02:38:16 AM
That's fair; but you could use Yahoo or Bing or whatever...

 :holeup
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2013, 02:45:09 AM
I "understand" pop. I know the phrase "soda pop." "Pop" makes sense to me even though it's clearly inferior. It's "coke" I don't understand. I doubt even 50% of soda sales are made by Coca-Cola, or are colas. "Genericfying" a word only works when that brand clearly has a lead in the market for a long time.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Momo on June 07, 2013, 02:56:25 AM
tangentially related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiPCBFH6E8w
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2013, 02:57:33 AM
my understanding is that in the south, coke did for a very long time.

Ever stuck in the past...
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 07, 2013, 03:33:10 AM
What will you have to drink.

Do you have coke.

No but is pepsi okay.

 >:(
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Rufus on June 07, 2013, 04:57:53 AM
The most shocking thing so far in this thread is that pill bugs are actually terrestrial crustaceans.
Yeah, they're all arthropods. By which I mean insects and all other bugs. Lobster, shrimp and crabs are basically sea bugs. Disgusting creatures.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Mandark on June 07, 2013, 06:02:42 AM
No map for Sharpshooter vs. Scorpion Deathlock.   :maf
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Mandark on June 07, 2013, 07:05:17 AM
I think the shift would occur  a lot closer to the Mason-Dixon line, at least along the east coast.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2013, 10:41:12 AM
What's this about? Gay porn?

Oh, wrestling, same thing.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Steve Contra on June 07, 2013, 03:47:57 PM
Grinder is popular in Utah
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 07, 2013, 03:55:34 PM
Grinder is popular in Utah
(http://messengerandadvocate.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/tom-green.jpg) grind 'er? I grind 'em all.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: Himu on June 07, 2013, 04:10:52 PM
Sharpshooter, no contest.
Title: Re: A divided America
Post by: chronovore on June 10, 2013, 08:53:55 PM
Interesting that the Cascade mountain range is the dividing line for Potato Bug and Roly Poly in the Republic of Cascadia.

It blows my mind that the rest of the country doesn't have a word for sunshowers.

We just call it rain.

I like how you pretend there's a time that the sun shines in Washington. :lol