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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: maxy on June 07, 2013, 05:32:24 PM

Title: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: maxy on June 07, 2013, 05:32:24 PM: Xbone lets you watch porn without internet
Title: Re: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2013, 05:41:58 PM: You probably masturbate to Steve Ballmer videos.
Title: Re: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: maxy on June 07, 2013, 05:43:41 PM: checking online every 24 hour is just a safety precaution to see if people are safe
Title: Re: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: Steve Contra on June 07, 2013, 05:46:59 PM: Seems my prediction of Maxy stroking out during e3 is going to come true. Just make sure to let your Grandma you're in the basement and to check on you every 30 minutes or so.
Title: Re: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: maxy on June 07, 2013, 05:49:19 PM: Come on,have some fun.
Title: Re: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2013, 05:54:57 PM: Lend to your friends? Pfffft. Xbone One is the only friend you'll ever need.
Title: Re: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: demi on June 07, 2013, 06:18:32 PM: Now I can jerk off knowing someone IS watching me
Title: Re: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 07, 2013, 06:28:54 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on June 07, 2013, 05:46:59 PM
Seems my prediction of Maxy stroking out during e3 is going to come true. Just make sure to let your Grandma you're in the basement and to check on you every 30 minutes or so.

Every 30 minutes? GranDRMa is even more restrictive than the Xbox One.
Title: Re: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2013, 07:08:23 PM: Maxy you could just purchase a PS4, put inside a Betamax casing and pretend it's an Xbox One. No one will know but you.
Title: Re: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: maxy on June 08, 2013, 01:33:27 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2013, 07:08:23 PM
Maxy you could just purchase a PS4, put inside a Betamax casing and pretend it's an Xbox One. No one will know but you.
PS4 can't see me jerking in the dark,Xbone can.
Title: Re: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 08, 2013, 10:16:00 AM: Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on June 07, 2013, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on June 07, 2013, 05:46:59 PM
Seems my prediction of Maxy stroking out during e3 is going to come true. Just make sure to let your Grandma you're in the basement and to check on you every 30 minutes or so.

Every 30 minutes? GranDRMa is even more restrictive than the Xbox One.

:lol
Title: Re: Xbone Astroturf thread
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 08, 2013, 12:23:41 PM: I only astroturf for Excel, and it seems to be working