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Title: Official Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Nintendo's re-return to dumpster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 10, 2013, 11:49:04 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/2gf1QFt.gif)
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2013, 11:49:54 PM: what a loser
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Post by: Barry Egan on June 10, 2013, 11:57:30 PM: those sure were some vociferous laudations at the PS4 conference tonight. Ominously vociferous.
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Post by: Himu on June 11, 2013, 04:16:28 AM: :xbone
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 11, 2013, 04:59:44 AM: When will Drinky post again :'(
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2013, 05:07:28 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on June 11, 2013, 04:59:44 AM
When will Drinky post again :'(
He's too smart to commit an Adam Orth.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2013, 01:50:53 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2013, 05:07:28 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on June 11, 2013, 04:59:44 AM
When will Drinky post again :'(
He's too smart to commit an Adam Orth.

He could always use his joke account, Andrex.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 11, 2013, 01:51:15 PM: We miss you, Drinky.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2013, 02:28:20 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/zjjhxgb.gif)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2013, 02:31:07 PM: When did he leave?
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Post by: Rman on June 11, 2013, 02:38:20 PM: What happened?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 11, 2013, 02:39:08 PM: I was listening to the last Cruncheons on my lunch break. It dawned on me that that is the last time I heard that mofo. Come back Drinky!

Also, I can't wait for the next Cruncheons. Gun b epic.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2013, 02:40:48 PM: Quote from: Rman on June 11, 2013, 02:38:20 PM
What happened?

He committed sudoku.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2013, 02:43:44 PM: Actually Drinky has made 12 posts today, you just have to pay $12 to view them.
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Post by: hampster on June 11, 2013, 02:46:59 PM: I never trade in my used Cruncheons episodes :)
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Post by: Father_Brain on June 11, 2013, 02:48:14 PM: can someone explain the context here? he said a ton of optimistic things about Durango that didn't pan out?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2013, 02:50:32 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2013, 02:43:44 PM
Actually Drinky has made 12 posts today, you just have to pay $12 to view them.

Can you PM me those messages--or did you already "give" them to a friend who has been on your friend list for 30 days? Maybe you can trade the messages for cock pics, or do we have to go to a authorized adult picture hosting site and pay a fee?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2013, 02:55:18 PM: People at MS were fired for call out people for not bending over for always online.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Father_Brain on June 11, 2013, 02:55:41 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on June 11, 2013, 02:54:06 PM
Quote from: Father_Brain on June 11, 2013, 02:48:14 PM
can someone explain the context here? he said a ton of optimistic things about Durango that didn't pan out?

He works for MS.

ah. derp.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Rman on June 11, 2013, 02:57:46 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on June 11, 2013, 02:54:06 PM
Quote from: Father_Brain on June 11, 2013, 02:48:14 PM
can someone explain the context here? he said a ton of optimistic things about Durango that didn't pan out?

He works for MS.
But he's posted before when that was known?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2013, 02:58:46 PM: Ya but he didn't feel this kind of shame before. At least he doesn't work for Nintendo.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 11, 2013, 02:59:18 PM: maybe we shouldn't be speculating what he did and didn't say, in case the wrong person reads the thread and takes it the wrong way. He didn't say anything one way or the other, btw.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 11, 2013, 03:01:53 PM: Correct, nor does he even work for the games division in MS. I don't think anyway, I honestly don't know.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2013, 03:02:58 PM: Yes, it would be bad if his employeers read this forum and got the impression that Drinky yelled at me in another thread for not being happy with always on - for example, calling me a pleb and making me cry, and then threatening me with dumpster rape. That would not be good.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2013, 03:04:19 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 11, 2013, 03:01:53 PM
Correct, nor does he even work for the games division in MS. I don't think anyway, I honestly don't know.

I think he works on xbox software libraries, graphics I think. But I could be very wrong.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2013, 03:05:56 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2013, 02:50:32 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2013, 02:43:44 PM
Actually Drinky has made 12 posts today, you just have to pay $12 to view them.

Can you PM me those messages--or did you already "give" them to a friend who has been on your friend list for 30 days? Maybe you can trade the messages for cock pics, or do we have to go to a authorized adult picture hosting site and pay a fee?

I can only share them with members who are on my family account. Unfortunately I currently have Himuro as my wife, but I suppose I could add you to my child slot. How would you like to have an Hispanic brother (Mupepe)?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Diunx on June 11, 2013, 03:09:33 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 11, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
When did he leave?

May 21st I think.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 11, 2013, 03:17:38 PM: LEAVE DRINKY ALONE
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 11, 2013, 05:24:13 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on June 11, 2013, 03:14:55 PM
Quote from: Diunx on June 11, 2013, 03:09:33 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 11, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
When did he leave?

May 21st I think.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=8

Last Active:
Today at 12:55:11 PM

:heh :jawalrus

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=8 (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=8)

"X life" :fbm
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Positive Touch on June 11, 2013, 05:35:47 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on June 11, 2013, 03:03:21 PM
He mans the Ketchup station in the cafeteria, guys.

The Cafeteria at Mondo Saxto Inc NNEDS CATSUP.

:lol cafeteria

this time next year he'll be slinging slop at the xbox division's soup kitchen
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2013, 05:39:06 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on June 11, 2013, 03:14:55 PM
Quote from: Diunx on June 11, 2013, 03:09:33 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 11, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
When did he leave?

May 21st I think.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=8

Last Active:
Today at 12:55:11 PM

:heh :jawalrus

He's always online; always watching.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2013, 05:43:35 PM: mithril chafes.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Snuflupagulus on June 11, 2013, 06:20:40 PM: Prole's at MS, but not Xbox, right? Didn't he mention IE at one point? Maybe he's making moves on Ballmer. Or maybe, Ballmer put the moves on him. wink wink. :-*
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 12, 2013, 10:46:30 AM: like the xbone, i am always online, i check in briefly every 24 hours, and i use my special camera to watch you pee
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: MCD on June 12, 2013, 10:48:31 AM: please watch me pee uncle xbox
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 12, 2013, 10:49:06 AM: and like the xbone, i am clearly rejected by gamers of taste and discretion :'(
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2013, 10:51:13 AM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 12, 2013, 10:46:30 AM
like the xbone, i am always online, i check in briefly every 24 hours, and i use my special camera to watch you pee

:gddr5
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: MCD on June 12, 2013, 10:56:36 AM: (http://www.microsoft.com/philippines/cloud/images/tools_and_resources_herov2.jpg)
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: headwalk on June 12, 2013, 11:23:31 AM: can you tell don mattrick that his confident smile and relaxed manner always puts me at ease? i could never not trust a man with that gait.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on June 12, 2013, 12:22:54 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41OMictnyLg
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Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM: A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 12:38:34 PM: Quote from: headwalk on June 12, 2013, 11:23:31 AM
can you tell don mattrick that his confident smile and relaxed manner always puts me at ease? i could never not trust a man with that gait.
His favorite gate is DRM.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: MCD on June 12, 2013, 12:41:42 PM: Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM
A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED
:snoop
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 02:02:27 PM: Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 12, 2013, 12:47:34 PM
Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM
A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

I don't think drinky ever claimed to be unbiased. Ever.

As for him being full of shit, he's only full of shit if the bone doesn't run tech circles around the wiiU, since that's pretty well all he claimed.
And as for him being an insider?

He's inside your dumpster right now, waiting for you.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2013, 02:13:12 PM: Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM
A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B72fbXDQ7Lg
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 02:20:47 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 12, 2013, 02:13:12 PM
Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM
A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B72fbXDQ7Lg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfY9Dsg_DZk
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Snuflupagulus on June 12, 2013, 02:37:44 PM: Whoa, Andrex. You're in polite company. :wag
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Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2013, 03:39:27 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 12, 2013, 03:41:40 PM: Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM
A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

you came back worse than ever :-\
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2013, 04:21:22 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 12, 2013, 03:41:40 PM
Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM
A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

you came back worse than ever :-\

Each time I come back I'll be worse than before. Beric Dondarrion up in this bitch.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 12, 2013, 04:24:41 PM: Drinky really isn't very biased.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 12, 2013, 04:26:59 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on June 12, 2013, 04:24:41 PM
Drinky really isn't very biased.

He really isn't. Dude plays his PS3 a lot.

Hell, he was saying nice things about the new iOs the other day.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 12, 2013, 04:28:50 PM: I know, dude loves tech in general. He calls it how he sees it IMHO. Not that I have to agree with it, but there is no hidden agenda.

Sure he might feel some warm fuzzy pride towards the company that pays his mortgage, but most people do if they have a nice job.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 12, 2013, 04:45:29 PM: Andy's just still recovering from his Wii U anal fissures.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Raban on June 12, 2013, 04:52:15 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 12, 2013, 02:13:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B72fbXDQ7Lg
this is exactly what Andrex' posts sound like in my head
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Beezy on June 12, 2013, 04:56:14 PM: :dead
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Rman on June 12, 2013, 05:22:06 PM: Sucks about Drinky leaving. He was pretty funny in the early days of this forum. He could be more off the cuff here than on GAF.

Whiteman, Genghis, now Drinky. Sucks. I know they're on Facebook, but it's not the same. Anonymity helps.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 05:29:23 PM: Quote from: Rman on June 12, 2013, 05:22:06 PM
Whiteman, Genghis, now Drinky. Sucks. I know they're on Facebook, but it's not the same. Anonymity helps.
:shh
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 05:35:13 PM: Whiteman?! :o
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Post by: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 05:38:36 PM: Whiteman died of Space Aids :'(
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 12, 2013, 05:39:54 PM: :bow :bow2
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2013, 06:14:32 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 05:38:36 PM
Whiteman died of Space Aids :'(

But what a way to go!
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Rman on June 12, 2013, 06:58:46 PM: Whatever happened to the feisty Canadian law school student? All these name changes. I can't keep track.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 07:01:13 PM: Quote from: Rman on June 12, 2013, 06:58:46 PM
Whatever happened to the feisty Canadian law school student? All these name changes. I can't keep track.
Died in the cold Winnipeg winter, to no one tears.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 12, 2013, 07:04:28 PM: I don't think Drink is gone. He's just waiting out a possible NDA or til the coast is clear. I'm sure he'd rather keep his job than his bore status.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 07:06:39 PM: He did tell me on Facebook to pass on the message that he thought you were all "fagz" (his spelling).
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 07:10:21 PM: Quote from: Rman on June 12, 2013, 06:58:46 PM
Whatever happened to the feisty Canadian law school student? All these name changes. I can't keep track.

He was never feisty.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 07:11:47 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 07:01:13 PM
Quote from: Rman on June 12, 2013, 06:58:46 PM
Whatever happened to the feisty Canadian law school student? All these name changes. I can't keep track.
Died in the cold Winnipeg winter, to no one tears.
Yup. Maybe they'll find his body when the snow melts in August.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 12, 2013, 07:13:45 PM: A starlight tour gone wrong :(
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 07:16:20 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 12, 2013, 07:13:45 PM
A starlight tour gone wrong :(

That can't be it--that would have required him to be out in the public where people would see him.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 07:23:59 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 07:11:47 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 07:01:13 PM
Quote from: Rman on June 12, 2013, 06:58:46 PM
Whatever happened to the feisty Canadian law school student? All these name changes. I can't keep track.
Died in the cold Winnipeg winter, to no one tears.
Yup. Maybe they'll find his body when the snow melts in August.
"We only have three days to find his body before it starts snowing again. Just kidding we'll never find it. Someone pass me a Molson!"
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2013, 07:27:32 PM: Drinky isn't coming back? :'(

All my heroes are gone. Shake is directing movies, Cheebs is happily married, Ichi is...wherever he is.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 12, 2013, 07:28:04 PM: Why do internet legends have such short lifespans?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 07:28:54 PM: He said, and I quote, "I'll come back when they get rid of the darkies. And that Phoenix Dark guy"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
He didn't say that. It was waaaaaaaaay more racist
[close]
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2013, 07:30:15 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2013, 07:27:32 PM
Drinky isn't coming back? :'(

All my heroes are gone. Shake is directing movies, Cheebs is happily married, Ichi is...wherever he is.

You'll always have me.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 12, 2013, 07:32:31 PM: Is Cheebs a good wife?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 07:33:09 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on June 12, 2013, 07:32:31 PM
Is Cheebs a good wife?
Probably. That hair :aah
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2013, 08:09:24 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 08:40:06 PM: In that marriage, you're not just getting a mother-in-law, you're getting a chauffeur.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 12, 2013, 08:46:16 PM: Drinky Cow is no CBOAT....that is for sure.

Or IS he? ;-)
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2013, 09:18:35 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 08:40:06 PM
In that marriage, you're not just getting a mother-in-law, you're getting a chauffeur.
:dead :lol

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6017.msg813159#msg813159

classic bore
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2013, 09:37:50 PM: I never had any preconceptions of him being unbiased at all. :lol
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 12, 2013, 09:43:58 PM: I think Drinky Crow is a huge homo! :maf
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2013, 09:51:10 PM: Never thought I'd see the day that Drinky Crow turned tail due to shame.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2013, 09:54:21 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2013, 09:18:35 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 08:40:06 PM
In that marriage, you're not just getting a mother-in-law, you're getting a chauffeur.
:dead :lol

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6017.msg813159#msg813159

classic bore

That thread was awesome, until I remembered Greatness Gone and his underage gay porn.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2013, 09:57:11 PM: Quote from: The Experiment on June 12, 2013, 09:43:58 PM
I think Drinky Crow is a huge homo! :maf

:wag

(http://i.imgur.com/Komkx.png)
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2013, 09:59:47 PM: thread title changed to reflect recent events
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2013, 10:06:43 PM: All publicity is good publicity. 8)
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 12, 2013, 11:33:41 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 12, 2013, 08:46:16 PM
Drinky Cow is no CBOAT....that is for sure.

Or IS he? ;-)

Drinky Crow's style on GAF is more like "fuck everyone on this site" rather than "I'd risk my job for validation so I'm helping you guys"
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 11:45:15 PM: Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 10:06:43 PM
All publicity is good publicity. 8)

http://www.notenoughshaders.com/2013/05/18/wii-u-two-years-of-negative-brand-momentum/
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2013, 11:49:46 PM: The Wii U is the logical end for ninthings- it's just gonna play nintendo games, which all they really want. And from the look of things, everything is gonna be tired rehashes of the same old franchises, which is ALSO what they all want, despite protests otherwise.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 13, 2013, 12:02:29 AM: Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 13, 2013, 12:00:42 AM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 12, 2013, 11:49:46 PM
The Wii U is the logical end for ninthings- it's just gonna play nintendo games, which all they really want. And from the look of things, everything is gonna be tired rehashes of the same old franchises, which is ALSO what they all want, despite protests otherwise.

i know this is basically what nintards are famous for, but this pretty well describes the entire console industry at this point

That's true, but it's more jarring for Nintendo because these are like 20+ year old franchises. So, they're kind of timeless but shouldn't be CHANGE-less, if that makes any sense.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 13, 2013, 12:05:39 AM: I'm also a terrible person to make that argument, because I really advocate efficient iteration over innovation in the industry- once I've found something I enjoy, like for example ARPGs, infinity engine rpgs, or Bethesda rgps, I'm perfectly happy for companies to just keep shoveling out shit I like with small changes. If "innovation" is gonna mean "push up for feelz" then fuck innovation, give me bald space marines with guns n shit all day everyday instead.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 13, 2013, 12:08:37 AM: Triumph has the sudden urge to wear a baseball cap backwards while tea-bagging a sleeping friend.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Momo on June 13, 2013, 12:10:32 AM: Drinky :bow

Andrex :piss2
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 13, 2013, 12:11:13 AM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 13, 2013, 12:08:37 AM
Triumph has the sudden urge to wear a baseball cap backwards while tea-bagging a sleeping friend.

Nothing sudden about that urge, bro
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 13, 2013, 02:36:55 AM: dudes! i never left! i'm just busy and shit!

andrex is still my salty little knob bobber, though, and i'm glad my name turned out to be his safe word :shh
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 13, 2013, 02:44:25 AM: i will always be inside each and every one of you
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 13, 2013, 02:46:58 AM: I knew Drinky was safe because he PM'd the best dumpster locations near e3
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 13, 2013, 02:48:05 AM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 13, 2013, 02:36:55 AM
dudes! i never left! i'm just busy and shit!

andrex is still my salty little knob bobber, though, and i'm glad my name turned out to be his safe word :shh

blah, blah, blah

what's so hard about being online once a day?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: T-Short on June 13, 2013, 05:30:53 AM: If your broadband is down, just tether your Drinky to your phone ffs
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2013, 11:03:05 AM: WYL :rofl

are they still around?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2013, 11:03:49 AM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 13, 2013, 02:44:25 AM
i will always be inside each and every one of you

Not tonight, honey. :-\
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: demi on June 13, 2013, 11:13:01 AM: I'm confused if you all have actual issue with Andrex or not. I don't really care who he followed and why. He's not a particular asshole or dickhead like other past members that have been here.

Just a naïve little boy who needs his cute little butthole prolapsed.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 13, 2013, 11:16:40 AM: Quote from: demi on June 13, 2013, 11:13:01 AM
I'm confused if you all have actual issue with Andrex or not. I don't really care who he followed and why. He's not a particular asshole or dickhead like other past members that have been here.

Just a naïve little boy who needs his cute little butthole prolapsed.

i don't have an actual issue with anyone here, i always think of this board as a safe place where we could poke fun, even say outright terrible things without egos getting crushed because it's just the internet.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: demi on June 13, 2013, 11:19:39 AM: Sometimes I have to ask just to make sure.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on June 13, 2013, 11:23:32 AM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on June 13, 2013, 10:52:08 AM
Drinky introduced me to Demon's Souls and Darksiders, so I like him.

Blame me for Andrex, the fucker followed me here then latched onto Oscar for his "insider" status. If anyone wants to make fun of him defending anything, just bring up that he defended WYL after it became 5 members barely on status.

Lol and who was the dweebo sucking costanza's dick and spamming people on GAF to go to it in the first place?

If we're gonna throw stones, I have a whole pile right here. :lol
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 13, 2013, 11:25:08 AM: Andrex is cool

I don't know why he gets so much more grief than someone like Momo whose gaming opinions are just as bad

Only guy I would beat down IRL is Awesome-o

If he talks his usual distinguished mentally-challenged shit in my face,I might consider risking my profession to knock him out
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2013, 11:27:44 AM: Andrex, buy Animal Crossing 3DS and all is forgiven.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2013, 11:29:37 AM: Do rape dumpsters require an internet connection?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 13, 2013, 11:31:12 AM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 13, 2013, 02:36:55 AM
dudes! i never left! i'm just busy and shit!

andrex is still my salty little knob bobber, though, and i'm glad my name turned out to be his safe word :shh

This does not fit with the narrative that you left out of ms fear-shame.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: brob on June 13, 2013, 11:31:22 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2013, 11:29:37 AM
Do rape dumpsters require an internet connection?
for the live feed, yeah.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on June 13, 2013, 11:44:55 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2013, 11:27:44 AM
Andrex, buy Animal Crossing 3DS and all is forgiven.

You people are trying to give alcohol to an AA member here. I'm reformed! I won't lose another six months of my life to that game again!
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 13, 2013, 12:15:41 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2013, 11:29:37 AM
Do rape dumpsters require an internet connection?

Once a day, and it only hurts a little bit.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 13, 2013, 12:46:18 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2013, 11:29:37 AM
Do rape dumpsters require an internet connection?

gotta set up the meet up with anonymous strangers on craigslist
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2013, 04:36:11 PM: Quote from: Andrex on June 13, 2013, 11:44:55 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2013, 11:27:44 AM
Andrex, buy Animal Crossing 3DS and all is forgiven.

You people are trying to give alcohol to an AA member here. I'm reformed! I won't lose another six months of my life to that game again!

Only 6 months? Come on, they'd have to release 16 AC games before you could get up to WoW-tard levels at this rate.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 13, 2013, 05:27:43 PM: Quote from: Andrex on June 13, 2013, 11:44:55 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2013, 11:27:44 AM
Andrex, buy Animal Crossing 3DS and all is forgiven.

You people are trying to give alcohol to an AA member here. I'm reformed! I won't lose another six months of my life to that game again!

Don't you already do that with the Pokeymanz?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on June 13, 2013, 05:32:52 PM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on June 13, 2013, 05:27:43 PM
Quote from: Andrex on June 13, 2013, 11:44:55 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2013, 11:27:44 AM
Andrex, buy Animal Crossing 3DS and all is forgiven.

You people are trying to give alcohol to an AA member here. I'm reformed! I won't lose another six months of my life to that game again!

Don't you already do that with the Pokeymanz?

Exactly. Pokemon and MH are each six month blocks. Can't have AC jammed in between...
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
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Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 19, 2013, 04:55:19 PM: So Prole will come back now, right?

RIGHT?!?
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 19, 2013, 04:56:25 PM: Prole has been busy with RL ish, guys. Seriously, you think some negative MS news would keep him down? smh
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 19, 2013, 04:57:11 PM: :bow Based Prole :bow2
Title: Re: Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Andrex depreciation thread
Post by: brob on June 19, 2013, 05:02:34 PM: Ol' Crunch was busy getting shit done in the name of all gamerkind, we understand. May the lord bless thy doritos and thy dew always be freshly carbonated.

:geoff
Title: Re: Official Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Nintendo's re-return to dumpster
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 19, 2013, 05:28:22 PM: Only blood can stop the DRM godmachine once it's been activated, and unfortunately Drinky drew the short straw.