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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2007, 12:53:06 AM

Title: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2007, 12:53:06 AM: (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000GBEQ9E.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

You owe it to yourself to tune in. Also, watch Conan and talk about how much funnier he is than Leno- it'll piss Federwang off.

Also on the show: surprisingly hot Hilary Swank and marginally talented "funny man" Artie Lange. Photo proof of Swank's, uh, swankness:

(http://www.art-dept.com/artists/roy/recentwork/files/Editorial/Vanity%20Fair/images/NJR-VFSwank1.jpg)
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 01:01:56 AM: That's not Half-Japanese.
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2007, 01:09:25 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 12, 2007, 01:01:56 AM
That's not Half-Japanese.

Do Half-Japanese sound like a jangly, pissed off and liquored up pair of 50's bluesmen kicking every ass in sight? No, no they don't.
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 01:10:53 AM: I don't even know what a black key is. Is that what you use to unlock the slaves from their cells in the morning so they can get to working the fields and rape their women?
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Post by: GilloD on January 12, 2007, 01:14:47 AM: Oh shit. Triumph, thanks a ton for the reminder.
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: GilloD on January 12, 2007, 01:15:47 AM: Hillary Swank looks like SHIT in HD.
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2007, 01:43:55 AM: Yeah, she's one of those chicks that either looks REALLY HOT or meh. Hittable, though.

Note: The Black Keys are about to be on. They DEMAND your attention.
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 01:45:28 AM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on January 12, 2007, 01:43:55 AM
Yeah, she's one of those chicks that either looks REALLY HOT or meh. Hittable, though.

Note: The Black Keys are about to be on. They DEMAND your attention.

But why listen when I can listen to Half-Japanese?
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2007, 01:47:58 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 12, 2007, 01:45:28 AM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on January 12, 2007, 01:43:55 AM
Yeah, she's one of those chicks that either looks REALLY HOT or meh. Hittable, though.

Note: The Black Keys are about to be on. They DEMAND your attention.

But why listen when I can listen to Half-Japanese?

You sir, are on notice. DEAL WITH IT!
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 01:52:46 AM: (http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000001XUF.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1115633660_.jpg)

They have a new album coming out, called BETTER THAN THE BLACK KEYS
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2007, 01:53:00 AM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/OnNotice.jpg)
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 01:54:20 AM: What do you have about the Insane Cock Brothas? Are you even straight? Next you will be badmouthing Big Ass Mommas.
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2007, 01:55:43 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 12, 2007, 01:54:20 AM
What do you have about the Insane Cock Brothas? Are you even straight? Next you will be badmouthing Big Ass Mommas.

They're nailing all the white women, turning their formerly tight vaginas into cavernous holes.
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 01:56:19 AM: Oh wait, I know why you hate Half-Japanese:

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Fans of Half Japanese include Penn Jillette, who helped the band release some of their albums on his 50 Skidillion Watts label, and the late Kurt Cobain, who had them open for Nirvana's 1993 tour. In fact, Cobain died wearing a t-shirt featuring the band.
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: xnikki118x on January 12, 2007, 03:17:42 AM: That picture of Hilary Swank scares me. Does anyone else think she looks just too muscular and defined?
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 03:18:53 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on January 12, 2007, 03:17:42 AM
That picture of Hilary Swank scares me. Does anyone else think she looks just too muscular and defined?

I think it's just an unflattering pose, period.
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 12, 2007, 03:23:00 AM: (http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos01/swank.jpg)

Actually...her face kinda scares me there.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2007, 03:28:29 AM: How old is she?
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Post by: Roland on January 12, 2007, 03:30:49 AM: The Black Keys rock broken whisky bottle style. And they're from Akron. Ohio +1
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2007, 03:31:11 AM: She's only 32. A few years older than me, and she's got two Oscars. WAY TO MAKE ME FEEL INFERIOR, MS. SWANK!

Roland knows what's up!
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2007, 03:38:15 AM: I thought 1 million B.C. was old.
Title: Re: Arguably the best band in America is on Conan tonight
Post by: GilloD on January 12, 2007, 08:52:41 AM: They put on a hell of a show. Killer. I'm not so hot on the new album, but that was a motherfucker on Conan.