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Title: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Eschaton on June 14, 2013, 03:39:09 AM
do we have a word for these uncultured, silly philistines? (http://i.imgur.com/nPG1h.png)

i strongly suspect they lacked strong father figures in life, possibly mother figures also

:aah :aah :aah :aah :aah
(http://thesuiteworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mastros-bone-in-ribeye-best-steak-steakhouse.jpg)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 14, 2013, 04:32:06 AM
:drool :drool :drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 14, 2013, 04:39:38 AM
My dad has to have it with like no red. I dunno what the fuck.

 :-\

My mom cooks it medium rare then tells him "if you want it more cooked put it in the microwave yourself." She's hilarious.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 14, 2013, 05:35:31 AM
Savages
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Groogrux on June 14, 2013, 10:13:26 AM
My parents are part of the "well done" persuasion.  I asked my mom about it a couple of years ago and she told me it was a habit they had picked up from all the e-coli scares back in the 90's.

I say screw it.  Medium rare bitches!
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2013, 10:16:43 AM
well done steak is a slap in the face to the cow who had to die for it.  should be illegal.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Momo on June 14, 2013, 10:24:27 AM
I have well done steak and also crispy ass bacon, suck it haters.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 14, 2013, 10:28:46 AM
Where the fuck is my "dislike" button, Demi.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2013, 10:51:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=809UNNTGDhM
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 14, 2013, 10:53:58 AM
Above medium rare is acceptable only when not dining in a high quality restaurant because

1) meat quality is not that good

2) chef is not that good and the steak might come out bloody pink if you order medium rare
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: nudemacusers on June 14, 2013, 10:58:52 AM
Steak in general is

(http://i.imgur.com/a6kmHoP.gif)

(make sure to thumbs up this post k thx)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2013, 10:59:03 AM
bloody pink :drool
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 14, 2013, 11:11:07 AM
bloody pink :drool

I meant real bloody pink, like the meat  is still dripping blood

When the meat is that raw, it's not even chewable cause the collagen haven't broken down
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Steve Contra on June 14, 2013, 11:36:41 AM
At Le Severo in Paris which may be the best steak in the world, they toss your ass out if you insist it be cooked any other way than the chef recommends.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 14, 2013, 11:52:04 AM
What does the chef recommend? Does it depend on the cut?
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 14, 2013, 12:00:13 PM
I know above medium rare steak is problematic but am I still allowed to like my burgers well done?
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Steve Contra on June 14, 2013, 12:00:55 PM
No
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: king of the internet on June 14, 2013, 12:01:23 PM
I torch that shit to a crisp. Can't be havin my dinner bleedin all over the place.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Steve Contra on June 14, 2013, 12:04:12 PM
What does the chef recommend? Does it depend on the cut?
Usually bleu (extra rare) or saignant (rare)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2013, 12:06:32 PM
I torch that shit to a crisp. Can't be havin my dinner bleedin all over the place.

why not just buy some frozen hamburger patties and save yourself some money ???
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 14, 2013, 12:08:26 PM
do we have a word for these uncultured, silly philistines? (http://i.imgur.com/nPG1h.png)


Argentinians.   


Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 14, 2013, 12:11:14 PM
I torch that shit to a crisp. Can't be havin my dinner bleedin all over the place.

You cook me a steak well-done, and there will be blood.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2013, 12:22:33 PM
Been trying to explain this to my family for years, they always order steaks and hamburgers well done. smh  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 14, 2013, 12:34:40 PM
...I'm allergic to beef :fbm

(yes, start with your jokes)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Steve Contra on June 14, 2013, 12:42:06 PM
...I'm allergic to beef :fbm

(yes, start with your jokes)
That just makes it hotter :phil
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 14, 2013, 12:44:30 PM
Always medium for me, im only a slightly uncultured.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: king of the internet on June 14, 2013, 12:46:43 PM
I torch that shit to a crisp. Can't be havin my dinner bleedin all over the place.

why not just buy some frozen hamburger patties and save yourself some money ???

Well, I don't actually eat steak outside of like one day a year. I'm poor as fuck.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2013, 12:54:38 PM
At Le Severo in Paris which may be the best steak in the world, they toss your ass out if you insist it be cooked any other way than the chef recommends.

That's fine with me, but if given the choice I tend to go for medium.

I torch that shit to a crisp. Can't be havin my dinner bleedin all over the place.

You cook me a steak well-done, and there will be blood.

Actually, there won't be any.  :smug
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 14, 2013, 01:12:29 PM
 ???
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Momo on June 14, 2013, 01:19:50 PM
You couldnt go for medium or even medium well?
Got a bit of a puke reflex to fat, so i have to have it all cut off, and seared to non existence before I eat meat (former vegan btw)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Mandark on June 14, 2013, 01:31:03 PM
I torch that shit to a crisp. Can't be havin my dinner bleedin all over the place.

You cook me a steak well-done, and there will be blood.

Actually, there won't be any.  :smug

:thatwasthejoke
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2013, 01:34:22 PM
I always go medium. I don't like the texture when it's less uncooked than that.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2013, 01:35:08 PM
I like mine medium, most cooks in casual steakhouses have a very loose definition of "medium-rare."
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 14, 2013, 01:38:42 PM
I remember taking a girl to ruth's chris steakhouse before prom and she wanted to order a bone in ribeye (best cut ever) well done. The manager actually convinced her to order a sirloin instead. I was not mad because if saved me like 35 bucks.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2013, 01:44:13 PM
you can make a cheaper cut of beef taste pretty good using one of these:

http://www.amazon.com/TrendZ-Branded-Needle-Meat-Tenderizer/dp/B002TOKH3K
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2013, 02:01:57 PM
seven steak is my cheap go to steak.  2.29/lb at my local butcher and fatty and delicious.  Cooks in like 2 minutes on the grill as well.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 14, 2013, 02:32:22 PM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/11in09v.jpg)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 14, 2013, 03:13:18 PM
< slobbers
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Momo on June 14, 2013, 03:30:14 PM
You couldnt go for medium or even medium well?
Got a bit of a puke reflex to fat, so i have to have it all cut off, and seared to non existence before I eat meat (former vegan btw)
Fair enough. What about marbling though? Do you just eat really lean meat most of the time?
[/quote]I go for the leanest mean I can find. If I have doubts about the mean I boil it a bit first to remove the fat (yes i realise this takes the flavour out :'( )

Love Ostrich meat and Tuna steaks (non fatty tuna)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2013, 05:39:17 PM
The only red I want to see on my plate is the A1 sauce.  :pacspit
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Positive Touch on June 14, 2013, 05:48:20 PM
pork steak >> cow steak


hate me now motherfuckers
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Polari on June 14, 2013, 05:53:00 PM
Been trying to explain this to my family for years, they always order steaks and hamburgers well done. smh  :kobeyuck

Steak I can go medium rare, but I'm not into that raw mince shit.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 14, 2013, 06:12:07 PM
pork steak >> cow steak


hate me now motherfuckers

No way dude, I dig on some swine

(of course, I'm also ALLERGIC TO BEEF n shit)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2013, 06:19:31 PM
A lot of the meat posted in this thread looks gross.

(http://i46.tinypic.com/11in09v.jpg)

I like pink but this is pushing it.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: lennedsay on June 14, 2013, 06:26:05 PM
I order medium because I don't really give a fuck anywhere in the med rare to med well range. If it's steak, I'll fucking chow with no complaints.

I order my burgers medium too. Dat juice :drool
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 14, 2013, 06:28:03 PM
pull it's horns out, wipe it's arse and put it on my plate please.

Rare/bleu please.

The closer it it is to moo'ing the better
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Rufus on June 14, 2013, 06:37:02 PM
Steak I can go medium rare, but I'm not into that raw mince shit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett :larry
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Mettbroetchen.jpg/800px-Mettbroetchen.jpg)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Huff on June 14, 2013, 06:54:13 PM
I go pretty well cooked for burgers, mostly because I don't trust whoever's cooking it and their kitchen. Steaks give me rare - med rare. Never had blue rare before
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 14, 2013, 08:16:23 PM
gored gored
(http://ethiopianfood.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/raw1.jpg)
:drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2013, 08:25:45 PM
gored gored
(http://ethiopianfood.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/raw1.jpg)
:drool :drool :drool
(http://i46.tinypic.com/25tys7k.jpg)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 14, 2013, 08:30:51 PM
is that African food ? think ive had that bread before.

It's Ethiopian food.  Kitfo is also eaten raw but it's (supposed to be) super fresh!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3297/3474804446_a717a4e347.jpg)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Boogie on June 14, 2013, 08:39:00 PM
I confess that I have traditionally been a "medium" steak eater, but am slowly coming around to medium rare.

Anyway, here is the best steakhouse in Toronto (and as such, the best I've been to, although I have been to a couple high-end places in Montreal).   I've been to every high-end steakhouse in the city, and this place is le shit.

http://www.jacobssteakhouse.com/

They dry-age the steaks on site, and the menu changes daily.  They don't just offer you the choice of cuts, no, they even offer you to choose between the different farms their steaks came from.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: etiolate on June 14, 2013, 08:48:37 PM
I hope you rare meat eaters enjoy your mad cow disease.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 14, 2013, 09:39:07 PM
I hope you rare meat eaters enjoy your mad cow disease.

Even your girlfriend?
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: etiolate on June 14, 2013, 11:40:31 PM
I hope you rare meat eaters enjoy your mad cow disease.

Even your girlfriend?

I've  tried warning her!
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Momo on June 15, 2013, 06:38:59 AM
(http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/lupe1.png) what does ostrich taste like?
Imagine a very very lean piece of beef with a bit of a turkey twang.


(http://i.imgur.com/TDmf0Rb.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/izU5a3L.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/gkLfati.jpg)
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 15, 2013, 07:30:04 AM
OMG THAT LOOKS SO GOOD.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Mupepe on June 15, 2013, 09:06:14 AM
Ostrich is indeed delicious. I want to try ostrich eggs.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Diunx on June 15, 2013, 09:59:09 AM
I order my meat well done, you white people can keep eating like animals.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Momo on June 15, 2013, 01:44:47 PM
Ostrich is indeed delicious. I want to try ostrich eggs.
Tastes a bit weird, but it's egg all right.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 15, 2013, 05:28:44 PM
I would eat the fuck out of that ostrich :noah


also :heh at a ceviche gulping Mexican lecturing anyone about raw food :ufup

The only bad part of ceviche is the cilantro.  :yuck :-X
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 15, 2013, 06:29:07 PM
I order my meat well done, you white people can keep eating like animals.
:bow
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: naff on June 15, 2013, 08:58:15 PM
I like a good steak done rare, a really good cut I'll eat bleu. Steaks one of those things I'll buy when I want to cook a quick tasty meal. New York cut bleu with salad, 10 minutes after work and yr done :bow2
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: tiesto on June 16, 2013, 11:57:02 AM
Wasn't a big fan of ostrich when I had it... steak I like my NY Strip served medium. Though I like the outer shell to be crispy.
Title: Re: people who order their steak done above medium rare (steak thread)
Post by: Momo on June 16, 2013, 12:34:40 PM
Wasn't a big fan of ostrich when I had it... steak I like my NY Strip served medium. Though I like the outer shell to be crispy.
Depends if the chef knows how to make it. Here we are very familiar with it, I often go buy Ostrich biltong at the farm.