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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2007, 02:36:54 AM

Title: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2007, 02:36:54 AM: that piece of shit just let it out

SnatchyFats: want to talk about it?
SnatchyFats: we can do it interview format
Lemmingization: theres nothing to talk about
Lemmingization: you have the full story
Lemmingization: just reveal it all
SnatchyFats: this is juicier
SnatchyFats: want to hear it from your pov
Lemmingization: no man, you've already got the details, spill them
SnatchyFats: plus i will just post the chatlog and omit your name
Lemmingization: my POV is irrelevant, no one wants to hear it
SnatchyFats: this is how i got the fishie info posted
Lemmingization: they want an objective piece, Red Cloak
Lemmingization: this is fabulous
Lemmingization: it's too big for OA
SnatchyFats: so if you want to speak, now is the time
Lemmingization: it deserves to be on E! True Hollywood story
SnatchyFats: flaming
SnatchyFats: you want to talk about it and get the story out there i will do that for you
SnatchyFats: let me know when you grow a pair
Lemmingization: go ahead, start asking the questions
SnatchyFats: when were you first contacted, roughly?
SnatchyFats: was it smoeone you knew?
Lemmingization: i was first contacted the week before the US PS3 launch
SnatchyFats: got some proof?
Lemmingization: I had contacts
SnatchyFats: what does that mean exactly?
Lemmingization: basically tjhooker gave me a PM
SnatchyFats: and is tj someone you spoke to on a semi regular basis?
SnatchyFats: via pm?
Lemmingization: not until about mid-october, when I first started talking to him and razoric about the forum switch
SnatchyFats: why did you involved tj in those discussions?
Lemmingization: tj isn't directly involved with OA in any manner, but he does help facilitate some of Razoric's other functions
SnatchyFats: right, but whats the bigger picture?
SnatchyFats: remember, all the specifics are going to be edited
Lemmingization: tj isn't just some low-life forum troll. he has a spectacular resume, and great contacts with sony HQ
SnatchyFats: why do you say that
SnatchyFats: what gives you that impression?
Lemmingization: it was at this time that we got to know eachother a bit better
Lemmingization: became friends, if you will
SnatchyFats: mid october?
Lemmingization: so he let me in on an offer that he, himself, had been hooked up with
SnatchyFats: and that was that?
Lemmingization: he has business ties and relationships with sony executives through an outside vendor that he contracts for
SnatchyFats: outside vendor as in a best buy type place?
Lemmingization: no, no, as in one of Sony's many partners
Lemmingization: he consults for them
SnatchyFats: is he PR?
Lemmingization: not anywhere related to PR
SnatchyFats: what is his vested interest in giving sony pr?
SnatchyFats: because he is pretty virulent about it
Lemmingization: it's all rather complicated. he doesn't have any vested interest with sony, he does this for fun
Lemmingization: well, i suppose his consulting firm has some vested interest...
SnatchyFats: right
Lemmingization: but either way, he hooked me up with a sony representative
Lemmingization: i gave them my information
Lemmingization: I told them that the forum i run has pretty extensive traffic
SnatchyFats: is that rep a member of the forum?
Lemmingization: No
SnatchyFats: ok, go on
Lemmingization: but I set up an account
Lemmingization: so they can browse the forum
Lemmingization: and track my progress
SnatchyFats: what is the account
SnatchyFats: that is key
SnatchyFats: i wont reveal this at all
Lemmingization: it's one of the many lurking accounts
Lemmingization: no, reveal it, it's fine
SnatchyFats: what is the account name?
Lemmingization: I should come clean about this
Lemmingization: Why do you need the account name?
Lemmingization: they have 0 posts
SnatchyFats: need to see that it exists
SnatchyFats: i dont get info posted withotu checking it out
Lemmingization: http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showuser=7025
SnatchyFats: that is why i wanted your side
Lemmingization: that's the account
Lemmingization: you can see they're even browsing the topic "Hans, how can i get a free PS3?' right now
SnatchyFats: that wa registered in august
Lemmingization: yep. one of tj's old pals
Lemmingization: there's more than 1. you know.
SnatchyFats: are you legally bound to them in any fashion?
Lemmingization: I did sign a contract with them
SnatchyFats: do you have a copy?
Lemmingization: for legal reasons I cannot disclose of the copy
SnatchyFats: right
SnatchyFats: what does the contract detail?
Lemmingization: let me just be frank for a bit - this sort of thing isn't rare
Lemmingization: it happens all the time
SnatchyFats: well obviously
Lemmingization: you wonder how sonycowboy became a mod?
SnatchyFats: well listen dont play to my suspicions
Lemmingization: dont let your suspicions play to me
SnatchyFats: hah
SnatchyFats: send me a copy of the contract
Lemmingization: i cannot do that
SnatchyFats: ill edit out everything
Lemmingization: it's illegal
SnatchyFats: why is that?
Lemmingization: because it is
SnatchyFats: i have many contracts i show to people not involved directly
Lemmingization: why is it illegal to drive beyond the speed limit?
SnatchyFats: what explicitly states that is the case?
SnatchyFats: um it's illegal?
SnatchyFats: what does a contract have to do with the legal system?
SnatchyFats: you could be sued, certainly
SnatchyFats: but not arrested
Lemmingization: look, my file suggests that I'm to explicitly market sony products up whenever I talk about them
Lemmingization: I'm to make atleast 100 posts a week
SnatchyFats: ok
Lemmingization: for the next 6 months
SnatchyFats: and in turn?
SnatchyFats: what is the payoff?
Lemmingization: In turn I received a 20 GB PS3, and free SONY pictures Blu-Ray movies, and discounted games
Lemmingization: I received resistance for $20 this way
SnatchyFats: lem
SnatchyFats: you have the contract closeby?
Lemmingization: not currently, no, and I gave you some of the details
Lemmingization: I cannot reveal more
SnatchyFats: why didnt you just reveal it when offered it?
SnatchyFats: why didnt you just post it on oas
SnatchyFats: ?
Lemmingization: why? and incriminate myself?
SnatchyFats: so how did it go down exactly?
SnatchyFats: someone contacted you with a contract...
SnatchyFats: you didnt have to sign it
Lemmingization: I had to sign it
SnatchyFats: i dont follow
Lemmingization: I was mailed a contract. I had it notarized, and I mailed it to them.
SnatchyFats: but you werent bound to the contract before signing it
SnatchyFats: correct?
Lemmingization: correct
SnatchyFats: you could have blown it wide open
Lemmingization: i could have, but why bite the hand that feeds me?
SnatchyFats: but you didnt
Lemmingization: i didnt want to risk missing this opportunity
SnatchyFats: i dont buy it
Lemmingization: either do I
SnatchyFats: if that is how it went down
SnatchyFats: and you had the chance to expose it
SnatchyFats: i know you would have
SnatchyFats: so your not telling me something
SnatchyFats: you have some saved pms?
Lemmingization: nope
SnatchyFats: why not?
Lemmingization: because I dont contact them on the forum
SnatchyFats: reallly?
SnatchyFats: why was AAAA created in august?
SnatchyFats: you said you were contacted in october
Lemmingization: that was one of tj's friends
SnatchyFats: what is razoric's story?
Lemmingization: he's a forum troll who gets his jollies off to petty console wars
Lemmingization: whatever console is getting shitted on the most -- he rides them
SnatchyFats: why did mina stop hosting oas?
Lemmingization: her finances dictated that she could either pay me for regular sexual intercourse or she could keep the board afloat herself
SnatchyFats: ok then
SnatchyFats: you are chickening out
SnatchyFats: thats fine
Lemmingization: ok?
SnatchyFats: What is the plan for the next 5 months?
Lemmingization: continue to talk up the great ps3 software lineup
Lemmingization: talk up blu-ray movies
Lemmingization: that sort of thing
SnatchyFats: what is the story with snaqi?
Lemmingization: he's european
SnatchyFats: but how is he involved?
Lemmingization: he's not, as far as I'm aware
Lemmingization: he's too illiterate for sony to consider
Lemmingization: by the way, I could get promoted for doing this
Lemmingization: i was the one who put the blu-ray ad banner up
Lemmingization: i have to go soon
SnatchyFats: you are an employee?
Lemmingization: so, if you dont post this conversation in its entirety, i will
Lemmingization: im an outside personal contract
Lemmingization: im not an official employee
SnatchyFats: why would yo post this?
Lemmingization: y not?
SnatchyFats: what about the whole illegal aspect?
SnatchyFats: the username aaaa etc?
Lemmingization: im done
Lemmingization: i've told you enough
SnatchyFats: you are posting this?
Lemmingization: yes
SnatchyFats: ok then
Lemmingization: they deserve to know
Lemmingization: you've solved the case, Carmen Sandiego

MOTHER FUCKING SELL-OUT.
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 12, 2007, 02:39:27 AM: (http://www.solaceincinema.com/wp-content/uploads/movieposter.jpg)
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2007, 02:41:27 AM: What does an overhyped movie that's based on a Hong Kong crime thriller...have to do with Hans?
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 02:42:44 AM: tl; dr

chat logs suck, dude. If you think motherfucking The Departed is boring, how do you expect us to put up with that shit?
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2007, 02:44:23 AM: Hans has to do 100 posts a week for 6 months supporting sony in order to get his 20 GB PS3 and a bunch of Bluray movies for free.

And there's talk about how he got that connection and other people doing it also.
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2007, 02:44:52 AM: (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h48/laok007/wtfisthisshitqi4.jpg)
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2007, 02:45:48 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on January 12, 2007, 02:44:23 AM
Hans has to do 100 posts a week for 6 months supporting sony in order to get his 20 GB PS3 and a bunch of Bluray movies for free.

And there's talk about how he got that connection and other people doing it also.

WHO CARES ABOUT OA DRAMA?
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 02:46:42 AM: Really? I thought there was kinda a rule to keep OA drama off the forum after the tumultuous Rocketman/Saint Crony phone fuck affair?
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2007, 02:48:07 AM: Get this shit out of here!
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 02:49:54 AM: Are you SnatchyFats or whatever nintenho?
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2007, 02:50:53 AM: I'm just saying OA became a lot more readable.

Snatchyfats is not me.
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 02:51:25 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on January 12, 2007, 02:50:53 AM
I'm just saying OA became a lot more readable.

Snatchyfats is not me.

Cool, then go back to OA because we don't care about this.
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2007, 02:52:35 AM: Good GOd.
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2007, 02:54:30 AM: I am at OA.
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: Vizzys on January 12, 2007, 02:56:10 AM: --stealth edit
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: The Sceneman on January 12, 2007, 04:00:00 AM: This is probably the best thread I have ever seen on Evilbore
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2007, 04:05:14 AM: Might be!
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: opa-opa on January 12, 2007, 04:09:22 AM: Buahaha. I knew it.

I wonder if it was my departure that prompted Hans to come clean?
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2007, 04:32:48 AM: You *do* realize he's just fucking with you dudes, right?
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: Vizzys on January 12, 2007, 04:34:58 AM: Quote from: opa-opa on January 12, 2007, 04:09:22 AM
Buahaha.

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/a9/200px-Kanonji.jpg)

Couldn't resist the bleach reference! ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Kanonji)
Title: Re: that piece of shit just let it out
Post by: Diablos on January 12, 2007, 09:23:22 AM: Quote from: Himuro on January 12, 2007, 02:44:52 AM
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h48/laok007/wtfisthisshitqi4.jpg)
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