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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: demi on June 24, 2013, 11:01:05 AM

Title: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: demi on June 24, 2013, 11:01:05 AM
Comes out this Tuesday.

All first print runs get fancy Limited Edition closet clutter.

(http://www.gamestop.com/gs/images/bonus/170684_LELG.jpg)


Assortment of boobs in all copies, however

 :nsfw

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=65869396&postcount=447
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: mjemirzian on June 24, 2013, 11:30:04 AM
Haven't played it myself but it's reportedly repetitive and boring.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 24, 2013, 11:31:38 AM
^Sounds like a crossover game to me!
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: magus on June 24, 2013, 11:31:53 AM
this pic confuse me

spoiler (click to show/hide)
why is there a knife ripping her clothes,what's the point? does she have to fix it everytime? ???

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matj15b22P1r4yzs3o3_400.gif)
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Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: demi on June 24, 2013, 11:32:08 AM
So... this is a strategy RPG with Marvel vs. Capcom / Smash Brothers style of grab-bag characters from all difference franchises... with a lot of fanservice.

Sounds... okay.  Maybe?

Is the gameplay actually any good?

There's a demo on eShop. Have a wank, I mean, have a try
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: bork on June 24, 2013, 11:57:23 AM
So... this is a strategy RPG with Marvel vs. Capcom / Smash Brothers style of grab-bag characters from all difference franchises... with a lot of fanservice.

Sounds... okay.  Maybe?

Is the gameplay actually any good?

I see several scathing posts saying to avoid the game, since it's just mindless fanservice with no real strategy.  Oscar was also saying to avoid it too IIRC (edit: yup!).  The defense is that the point of the game is to go crazy with combos and juggle the shit out of enemies for as long as possible, which seems pretty boring given that this is not a fighting game and battles involve hitting 1-2 buttons and different directions.

...

I'll fuck around with it for the fan service n' combos n' crap, then inevitably regret my purchase I'm sure!  :hyper  The smart thing to do would be to buy a copy and keep it sealed for a few years for a resell at double or triple the price.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: magus on June 24, 2013, 12:01:41 PM
you guys could always get PCSX2 and a fantranslated copy of namco x capcom (which is an awfull awfull game) since this game is basicaly the sequel

http://www.romhacking.net/translations/1270/

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/namcoxcapcom/namcoxcapcom.htm
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: demi on June 24, 2013, 12:03:02 PM
But that requires piracy.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: magus on June 24, 2013, 12:07:26 PM
But that requires piracy.

buy namco x capcom from play-asia so you can regret over an awfull purchase twice!
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: cool breeze on June 24, 2013, 12:08:41 PM
It's crap, just like all the previous crossover games from Monolith.  But it's pretty crap chock full of fan service.

but the fan service is amazing  :(

I want the ACE and Gundam vs Gundam equivalent for Project x Zone.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: archnemesis on June 24, 2013, 12:23:00 PM
I was thinking of getting this. Maybe I'll get Fire Emblem instead.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 24, 2013, 12:25:01 PM
It's crap, just like all the previous crossover games from Monolith.  But it's pretty crap chock full of fan service.

Can't wait! :bow2
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: bork on June 24, 2013, 12:37:06 PM
Why was this game not just made like Super Robot Wars?  Hell, the two Queen's Blade games on PSP are full of fan service up the wazoo, but because the games are using the same type of game play as SRW, they're good.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 24, 2013, 12:58:24 PM
this game, like its prequel, is TERRIBAD
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: demi on June 24, 2013, 01:21:08 PM
Packaging pics

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=65641766&postcount=296
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 24, 2013, 02:06:43 PM
Gosh darn feminist gamers making it so a man can't enjoy female parts flopping around on screen! :maf
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 24, 2013, 08:54:53 PM
I forgot that I had preordered this at Amazon so I should be getting it tomorrow.

I need to start being smarter with my money.  I keep spending money on junk video games.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: chronovore on June 24, 2013, 11:38:49 PM
Gosh darn feminist gamers making it so a man can't enjoy female parts flopping around on screen! :maf

There was a woman on the dev team.

She was in charge of bringing visitors tea.

:japancry
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: demi on June 25, 2013, 10:32:15 PM
this pic confuse me

spoiler (click to show/hide)
why is there a knife ripping her clothes,what's the point? does she have to fix it everytime? ???

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matj15b22P1r4yzs3o3_400.gif)
[close]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhwHUY9PefM&feature=player_detailpage#t=60s
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Bebpo on June 25, 2013, 11:22:44 PM
holy crap that was actually a real thing!


 :japancry
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 25, 2013, 11:48:22 PM
holy crap that was actually a real thing!


 :japancry

KOS-MOS was

spoiler (click to show/hide)
a cybernetic reincarnation of the Virgin Mary
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and you're wondering whether a knife cutting her top open was a real thing?
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 26, 2013, 12:24:03 AM
She was one of the the cybernetic reincarnations.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: magus on June 26, 2013, 06:46:24 AM
this pic confuse me

spoiler (click to show/hide)
why is there a knife ripping her clothes,what's the point? does she have to fix it everytime? ???

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matj15b22P1r4yzs3o3_400.gif)
[close]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhwHUY9PefM&feature=player_detailpage#t=60s

...

i got nothing :mindblown
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: bork on June 26, 2013, 11:04:19 AM
holy crap that was actually a real thing!


 :japancry

KOS-MOS was

spoiler (click to show/hide)
a cybernetic reincarnation of the Virgin Mary
[close]

and you're wondering whether a knife cutting her top open was a real thing?

Wait, what?

...

Quote
KOS-MOS was created by Kevin Winnicot to hold the soul of Mary Magdalene, who possesses the power of Animus. According to the Official Complete Guide, Mary was the human incarnation of Animus, a power that complements Anima. While KOS-MOS has Mary's soul, T-elos was built using Mary's body. In order for Mary to fully awaken, one must be absorbed by the other. Long ago, Mary had died in the act of "sealing" chaos' Anima power, separating it from him and dividing it into the twelve Anima Vessels. This also resulted in Mary's will being scattered across the U.M.N. It is stated that Shion, being the incarnation of the "Maiden of Mary", is needed in order to retrieve Mary's soul from the U.M.N. Mary awakens in KOS-MOS instead of T-elos, which results in the transformation of Mary's original memories and characteristics into an entirely new personality which is both Mary and not Mary at the same time. The game's database compares it to Sakura's transformation into MOMO, Wilhelm planned to use KOS-MOS' control of the Anima through her emotional bond with chaos to start Zarathustra. However, she rejects Wilhelm's plan and destroys the "Key" (Shion's pendant), saving Shion from Wilhelm's torture.

 :comeon :beli :what :mindblown
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 26, 2013, 11:14:58 AM
smfh
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2013, 11:26:36 AM
greatest story since the renaissance

.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: magus on June 26, 2013, 11:40:14 AM
holy crap that was actually a real thing!


 :japancry

KOS-MOS was

spoiler (click to show/hide)
a cybernetic reincarnation of the Virgin Mary
[close]

and you're wondering whether a knife cutting her top open was a real thing?

Wait, what?

...

Quote
KOS-MOS was created by Kevin Winnicot to hold the soul of Mary Magdalene, who possesses the power of Animus. According to the Official Complete Guide, Mary was the human incarnation of Animus, a power that complements Anima. While KOS-MOS has Mary's soul, T-elos was built using Mary's body. In order for Mary to fully awaken, one must be absorbed by the other. Long ago, Mary had died in the act of "sealing" chaos' Anima power, separating it from him and dividing it into the twelve Anima Vessels. This also resulted in Mary's will being scattered across the U.M.N. It is stated that Shion, being the incarnation of the "Maiden of Mary", is needed in order to retrieve Mary's soul from the U.M.N. Mary awakens in KOS-MOS instead of T-elos, which results in the transformation of Mary's original memories and characteristics into an entirely new personality which is both Mary and not Mary at the same time. The game's database compares it to Sakura's transformation into MOMO, Wilhelm planned to use KOS-MOS' control of the Anima through her emotional bond with chaos to start Zarathustra. However, she rejects Wilhelm's plan and destroys the "Key" (Shion's pendant), saving Shion from Wilhelm's torture.

 :comeon :beli :what :mindblown

i stopped paying attention to xenosaga after the first one which also had the most needed element when it comes to great rpg

spoiler (click to show/hide)
a card minigame!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hutC1RWcCEM
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Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: mjemirzian on June 26, 2013, 12:10:22 PM
I'll probably play this for a few hours, dislike it, then write a review that will make the gamefaqs kids start a thread whining about it. Par for the course.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Steve Contra on June 26, 2013, 12:14:18 PM
And people wonder why I make fun of Xenosaga
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 26, 2013, 12:43:11 PM
And people wonder why I make fun of Xenosaga

No they don't.  Those are weeaboos, and they don't count as people.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Bebpo on June 26, 2013, 02:08:00 PM
I only defend the first XS ep and the design doc draft that Takahashi had for ep2/3.  After Namco took the reigns of it and made their own version of Xenosaga from ep2 on (even if Takahashi was brought back in ep3) it was a total f-ing mess.

Now xenogears, that's a good story  ;)
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 26, 2013, 07:28:30 PM
I only defend the first XS ep and the design doc draft that Takahashi had for ep2/3.  After Namco took the reigns of it and made their own version of Xenosaga from ep2 on (even if Takahashi was brought back in ep3) it was a total f-ing mess.

Now xenogears, that's a good story  ;)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/2agp95d.jpg)
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 26, 2013, 07:37:23 PM
Now xenogears, that's a good story  ;)

:comeon
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 26, 2013, 07:42:19 PM
And animu silver haired boy is Jesus!
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: magus on June 26, 2013, 07:53:41 PM
fact: i've never understood a single thing of the plot of xenogears and it's still one of the game i remember the fondliest :smug
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Rufus on June 26, 2013, 07:59:03 PM
fact: i've never understood a single thing of the plot of xenogears and it's still one of the game i remember the fondliest :smug
Best typo.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 26, 2013, 10:02:13 PM
fact: i've never understood a single thing of the plot of xenogears and it's still one of the game i remember the fondliest :smug
Xenogears was pretty awesome even without the crazyness of the plot. Mechs man. It also at least had a non boring world and an ok cast of characters. There's a sense of adventure as you from area to area(areas which are pretty fanciful) that Xenosaga dosen't have in it's rather generic sci-fi universe.

Xenogears was really a great game. Don't get all the hate it gets now.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 27, 2013, 01:54:45 AM
Jesus.  Nuke this thread from orbit.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 27, 2013, 01:56:37 AM
Hey man, At least this thread has boobs and isn't talking about man ass.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 27, 2013, 01:58:43 AM
Jesus.  Nuke this thread from orbit.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 27, 2013, 02:45:01 AM
though when robo jesus comes back for the rapture i'm sure he's going to be pleased his whore girlfriend's new robo body is stacked and bouncy

And appears to be 12 otherwise
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Raban on June 27, 2013, 03:10:27 AM
is there any juicy man-ass in this game?
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: mjemirzian on June 27, 2013, 01:13:30 PM
Bad game, almost as bad as namco x capcom or agarest war. :-X

Play this (http://www.slitherine.com/games/panzer_corps_ac) tactics game instead. :-[

(http://www.slitherine.com/screenshots/original/game_1368540218_0.jpg)
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: demi on June 27, 2013, 01:26:45 PM
I'm not interested in tactics. I want to kill stuff with Frank West, KOS-MOS, Yuri, Mega Man, Ryu, and more.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: bork on June 27, 2013, 01:27:49 PM
Now xenogears, that's a good story  ;)

:comeon

 :lol
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 27, 2013, 02:25:01 PM
On one side of the argument, you have me and Treesong.  On the other, you have JD and Bebpo (sorry Bebpo, BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST)

I'm happy where I'm at, just saying.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 27, 2013, 02:27:12 PM
Mmmm... It would be fair / accurate to say that some of Xenogears story was good.

All in all I think it was a good game, worth having, but there were some janky gameplay bits and some really stupid story bits.

No it's all dog shit.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: mjemirzian on June 27, 2013, 04:01:31 PM
I'm not interested in tactics. I want to kill stuff with Frank West, KOS-MOS, Yuri, Mega Man, Ryu, and more.
Which is why it probably should have been an Endless Frontier sort of spinoff.
Title: Re: Project Boob Zone (3DS)
Post by: demi on June 27, 2013, 05:27:58 PM
Got my copy today

:noah