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Title: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: Wrath2X on June 24, 2013, 06:16:34 PM
May death come swiftly to your enemies, and may you cum loudly from 21 year old women.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Himu on June 24, 2013, 06:18:26 PM
happy 40th!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 24, 2013, 06:19:24 PM
WHAT SORT OF TIME TRAVELLING DEVILRY IS THIS
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Himu on June 24, 2013, 06:21:30 PM
you have to relive your 40th - twice!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 24, 2013, 06:22:43 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 24, 2013, 06:21:30 PM
you have to relive your 40th - twice!

I'm 36.  Tomorrow.

...dick.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Himu on June 24, 2013, 06:23:18 PM
:lol

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 24, 2013, 06:24:41 PM
Granted, you're only as old as you feel.

...I've been dead inside for at least 10 years.   :-\
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Huff on June 24, 2013, 06:26:40 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 24, 2013, 06:24:41 PM
Granted, you're only as old as you feel.

...I've been dead inside for at least 10 years.   :-\

you've used this joke recently

happy birthday regardless
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 24, 2013, 06:28:12 PM
Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 24, 2013, 06:33:16 PM
Quote from: Huff on June 24, 2013, 06:26:40 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 24, 2013, 06:24:41 PM
Granted, you're only as old as you feel.

...I've been dead inside for at least 10 years.   :-\

you've used this joke recently

happy birthday regardless

First thing to go is the memory  :-\
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 24, 2013, 06:35:22 PM
happy birthday breh

The wit :lawd
The charm :noah
The PC Master Race  :mynicca
AARP discounts on upcoming ARPGs  :whoo
The girlfriend  :mouf

he has it all :rejoice
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: hampster on June 24, 2013, 10:59:29 PM
:) Happy Birthday :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Momo on June 25, 2013, 12:09:17 AM
Happy birthday young fellar :heart
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 25, 2013, 12:11:45 AM
Also, wtf is a "Truimph"

WRATH ASPLAIN
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Momo on June 25, 2013, 12:14:07 AM
Creep de triomphe
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Truimph
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 25, 2013, 12:56:34 AM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 24, 2013, 06:24:41 PM
Granted, you're only as old as you feel.

...I've been dead inside for at least 10 years.   :-\

FWIW You post like a 50 yr old

Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 25, 2013, 07:10:48 AM
Quote from: Borys on June 25, 2013, 04:53:27 AM
How does it feel knowing that 50% of your life is gone, huh?

Pfft.  2 possibilities exist- I will be dead within 5-10 years, because my body is a decrepit, faltering piece of shit.  Or technology will figure out how to put my brain into a beautiful chrome and titanium killer robot. 

I long ago came to terms with my own mortality.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 25, 2013, 08:07:49 AM
Happy burfday budeh :heart
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: bork on June 25, 2013, 08:43:23 AM
:hehHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :gladbron
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2013, 08:50:57 AM
Happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: Brehvolution on June 25, 2013, 09:07:51 AM
You know
I mean
Like
I don't know

Happy Birthday n' shit.
Title: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: Verdigris Murder on June 25, 2013, 10:21:13 AM
I honestly think that truimph is a better name than cog. Plus it's not an acronym for a sexual predator of kids.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: Eli Gulgin on June 25, 2013, 01:34:37 PM
Nah man:

Quote
Surreptitious acronym meaning "Consistent Orgasm Giver." More reliable and FAR more skilled than the famed 'booty call' or 'hookup,' less dangerous than 'friends with benefits,' more elegant and less mechanical than 'fuckbuddy.' A cog is the Holy Grail of dependable hook-ups.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2013, 01:49:51 PM
Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 25, 2013, 01:34:37 PM
Nah man:

Quote
Surreptitious acronym meaning "Consistent Orgasm Giver." More reliable and FAR more skilled than the famed 'booty call' or 'hookup,' less dangerous than 'friends with benefits,' more elegant and less mechanical than 'fuckbuddy.' A cog is the Holy Grail of dependable hook-ups.
Wow.  I'd always thought about this and never had a term for that type of relationship.  But now I know.  Awesome!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 25, 2013, 01:50:13 PM
Happy Birthday, buddy!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 25, 2013, 02:21:00 PM
Quote from: Zero Hero on June 25, 2013, 09:07:51 AM
You know
I mean
Like
I don't know

Happy Birthday n' shit.

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: Trent Dole on June 25, 2013, 02:21:56 PM
Happy birthday. :uguu
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Triumph
Post by: chronovore on June 26, 2013, 06:24:32 PM
O! Happy Day!

What's it like to be old, Creepy Old Guy?