THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:18:03 AM

Title: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:18:03 AM: A Shark Johnson original commemorating this event:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8799a7b7d37e9f6c30e2a7cd9400e885/tumblr_mpezerMgaB1rsglg4o1_500.png)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8799a7b7d37e9f6c30e2a7cd9400e885/tumblr_mpezerMgaB1rsglg4o1_500.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/VKGi9P3.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/VKGi9P3.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/VKGi9P3.gif)

What's everyone doing today?

For the first half of the day I'll be at a BBQ where there's a high chance of awkwardness, and for the second half I'm tracking down my bro Positive and my sis Ms Positive. Perhaps treat them to something special to celebrate their 1-year anniversary. :-*

What aboutchu people?
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2013, 10:19:36 AM: Gonna exercise my freedom to blow stuff up!
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:20:33 AM: :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM: Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2013, 10:28:08 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?

Just get some chicken and soak it in a homemade marinade for a few hours:

http://bbq.about.com/od/marinaderecipes/r/teriyaki-marinade.htm
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Himu on July 04, 2013, 10:28:29 AM: Nope you're fucked.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
You don't need to marinade over night, Just for a few hours. Hell, even one hour is fine.
[close]

As for me, going to friends house later.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: nudemacusers on July 04, 2013, 10:30:30 AM: GET OUT OF MAH COUNTRY FERNERS, FEGGITS, AND CANADIANS
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Eric P on July 04, 2013, 10:32:37 AM: Quote
237 years without a single hostile takeover

WRONG

Adam Weishaupt has had this shit on lock since day one.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: nudemacusers on July 04, 2013, 10:32:39 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?
if you have a food processor make this:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/restaurant-style-salsa-recipe/index.html
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Boogie on July 04, 2013, 10:34:30 AM: Technically, a British force did temporarily occupy Washington in 1814 and burned the White House (and most public buildings in the city) down.

Good Jon cleaning up since then, ol' chaps.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:43:35 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2013, 10:28:08 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?

Just get some chicken and soak it in a homemade marinade for a few hours:

http://bbq.about.com/od/marinaderecipes/r/teriyaki-marinade.htm

Homemade? You're overestimating how much I care here. Right now I'm looking at something ready. :lol
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 04, 2013, 10:44:53 AM: Quote from: Eric P on July 04, 2013, 10:32:37 AM
Quote
237 years without a single hostile takeover

WRONG

Adam Weishaupt has had this shit on lock since day one.

Shit, he's even on the one dollar bill.

On topic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRvVzaQ6i8A
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: nudemacusers on July 04, 2013, 10:49:42 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:43:35 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2013, 10:28:08 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?

Just get some chicken and soak it in a homemade marinade for a few hours:

http://bbq.about.com/od/marinaderecipes/r/teriyaki-marinade.htm

Homemade? You're overestimating how much I care here. Right now I'm looking at something ready. :lol
get some chinese takeout teriyaki chicken
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2013, 10:54:36 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
I'm supposed to bring meats with me...Any suggestions?

:shaq
Title: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:56:48 AM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on July 04, 2013, 10:49:42 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:43:35 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2013, 10:28:08 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?

Just get some chicken and soak it in a homemade marinade for a few hours:

http://bbq.about.com/od/marinaderecipes/r/teriyaki-marinade.htm

Homemade? You're overestimating how much I care here. Right now I'm looking at something ready. :lol
get some chinese takeout teriyaki chicken

:rock
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2013, 10:57:42 AM: I celebrated America by watching the most American anime ever, Mad Bull 34:

:nsfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJkXnJU8SPE
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: nudemacusers on July 04, 2013, 11:04:18 AM: hell yeah mad bull

might marathon gory 80s/80s animes today
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Eric P on July 04, 2013, 11:06:11 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/D7nXrsn.gif)
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2013, 11:07:22 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2013, 10:57:42 AM
I celebrated America by watching the most American anime ever, Mad Bull 34:

:nsfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJkXnJU8SPE

NSFF [Not Safe For Foreigners]
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Diunx on July 04, 2013, 11:28:33 AM: :zzz
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: king of the internet on July 04, 2013, 11:48:57 AM: I just like to sit around and think about how jealous all of the other countries are of us.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: nudemacusers on July 04, 2013, 11:54:40 AM: Quote from: king of the internet on July 04, 2013, 11:48:57 AM
I just like to sit around and think about how jealous all of the other countries are of us.
I do this every day.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 12:12:34 PM: Quote from: Diunx on July 04, 2013, 11:28:33 AM
:zzz

Goddamn Mexicans, what else is new?
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: nudemacusers on July 04, 2013, 12:13:39 PM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: Diunx on July 04, 2013, 11:28:33 AM
:zzz

Goddamn Mexicans, what else is new?
:'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I actually want to take a nap today no lie
[close]
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 12:14:25 PM: Wait, are you Mexican? :lol
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: nudemacusers on July 04, 2013, 12:18:21 PM: halfsies! I don't even know my dad!
Title: Re: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 12:21:21 PM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on July 04, 2013, 12:18:21 PM
halfsies! I don't even know my dad!

That's hot bb. 'Splains a lot.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: nudemacusers on July 04, 2013, 12:22:32 PM: will u be my uncle sam tonight bb? I have some poppers and I don't mean fireworks :-*
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 12:24:11 PM: How are you not gay and inside of ms already? :noah
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Raban on July 04, 2013, 12:29:59 PM: Happy birthday, America! I love you :american
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: nudemacusers on July 04, 2013, 12:32:26 PM: mañana, mañana, me siesta
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 04, 2013, 12:41:15 PM: 'MERICA!

(http://i.imgur.com/PlKhaqs.jpg)
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: nudemacusers on July 04, 2013, 12:49:30 PM: dat striped bulge

...
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 01:07:16 PM: I wanted to say something but I didn't want to be too predictable.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Atramental on July 04, 2013, 01:07:33 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/DfFx0nI.gif)
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2013, 01:09:18 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg

:american
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Mandark on July 04, 2013, 01:16:36 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62bYUbiPpc4
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Atramental on July 04, 2013, 01:18:51 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/DCb867K.gif)
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Raban on July 04, 2013, 01:28:18 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7OlBdFIxbk
Title: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Huff on July 04, 2013, 01:32:45 PM: Just got off work. Going to go get hammered and try to sleep with some new to college 18 yr old whore
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 04, 2013, 01:48:20 PM: I completely forgot it was a holiday and just went to work like normal. Now I'm annoyed the cafeteria isn't open :maf but luckily the coffee machines still work
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 01:49:59 PM: (http://www.imgur.com/23O48uJ.jpeg)
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2013, 02:04:15 PM: 1812+237 != 2013
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: lennedsay on July 04, 2013, 02:05:53 PM: I'm sitting on my ass, refusing to do anything LIKE A TRUE MURICAN!

:usacry
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2013, 02:25:25 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 04, 2013, 02:04:15 PM
1812+237 != 2013

A couple of buildings got burned down, big deal. It's not like we consider the time an elk wandered into the Canadian capital building and knocked over the Prime Minister's moose fat cook stove last week to be a hostile take over of Canada.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2013, 02:27:46 PM: Just made some sweet potato fries and lima beans. I'll pick up some bbq later - delivery.

X-COM and Netflix for me. Happy birthday America but I'm staying inside.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Diunx on July 04, 2013, 02:31:33 PM: Taco Bell has $1 Cheesy Melt in honor of Yankland birthday :american
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 04, 2013, 02:31:56 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzZh6-h9fM

:usacry
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 02:32:41 PM: Arvie correcting people. :drudge
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 02:33:52 PM: Also about to share a vodka infused watermelon.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 04, 2013, 02:39:47 PM: MERICA

(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1000980_10201521477422688_1479633193_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 04, 2013, 07:16:09 PM: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/joey-chestnut-wins-hot-dog-contest-article-1.1390200 (http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/joey-chestnut-wins-hot-dog-contest-article-1.1390200)

USA! USA! USA!
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Trent Dole on July 04, 2013, 07:30:46 PM: I stayed up too damn late playing Arkham City and PSO2 and now I am at my open 24 hours job half awake. Yay?
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2013, 08:12:00 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRpypDpHMg
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: lennedsay on July 04, 2013, 09:27:41 PM: Back to work tomorrow... :usacry
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 05, 2013, 12:54:37 AM: Back to my taking the week off of work tomorrow. :heart
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Your Stalker on July 05, 2013, 01:19:32 AM: back to being a worthless bum :american
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Positive Touch on July 05, 2013, 01:34:13 AM: well i gained 50 pounds today

my plans to rectify that are to play all video games and not wear pants until monday
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Brehvolution on July 05, 2013, 01:59:25 AM: Did some paddle boating. Grilled the usual 4th spread. Spent some time with my mom who is in town from Phoenix. Swam in a lake. Watched some fireworks.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on July 05, 2013, 08:33:11 AM: Quote from: Boogie on July 04, 2013, 10:34:30 AM
Technically, a British force did temporarily occupy Washington in 1814 and burned the White House (and most public buildings in the city) down.

Good Jon cleaning up since then, ol' chaps.

Well gotta hand it to the brits....they were tidy. They make for good bitches.

But seriously, thanks! Coming from a country who couldn't handle fighting France and a couple hillbillies at the same time, it means a lot!

Took the boat out, watched the fireworks with the family and then was granted guy time(!!) and drank some Hop Bomber with the boys.

That's about as good as it gets when you're married!
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 05, 2013, 10:43:32 AM: I thought America was overtaken by multi-national corporations that use our government as a money laundering operation?

To celebrate our national malaise, I hopped into a canoe and paddled down a river that carries the name of a once proud native American tribe that we exterminated centuries ago. It was a pretty good time.

I also remembered what I hate the most about camping. It's not the bugs, it's not the humidity, it's not the poor sleeping conditions. It's being hostage to whatever people you get slotted next to. It's kind of a grand analogy on life.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 06, 2013, 05:27:42 AM: My 4th was pretty solid. My family is out of town for the week, so I hosted a pretty cool cookout. I don't really drink, but I had some shots and whatnot. Grilled some shit, played some fighting games outside, and capped the day with Safe with Jason Statham.

Of course this also including one of my friends and I getting into a dumb argument, but I guess you need some sort of conflict at these things.
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2013, 01:33:02 PM: Did someone utter FF7>FF8>FF4>FF6>FF9>FF10>FF3>FF2>FF12>FF1>FF13>FF14 again and you had to correct them?
Title: Re: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 06, 2013, 03:59:05 PM: What if which FF games are better than others depends on whether we accept the Axiom of Choice?