THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2013, 02:15:15 PM

Title: Bird shits on your shoe...
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2013, 02:15:15 PM
It's on.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 07, 2013, 02:20:39 PM
Considering the area of the street to your head and shoe; bad luck.
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Post by: Momo on July 07, 2013, 02:25:33 PM
kill it
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Post by: DCharlieJP on July 07, 2013, 02:37:24 PM
throw her out of your house
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Post by: Rufus on July 07, 2013, 02:41:09 PM
Pray that it wipes off easy, I guess. Sneakers? Welp...
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Post by: headwalk on July 07, 2013, 03:25:13 PM
i grab it by the throat and punch its lights out, from then on out its pretty much the rime of the ancient mariner.
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Post by: chronovore on July 07, 2013, 07:03:58 PM
Footage of the crash at SFO is being shown on the morning news here. 16 injured, 2 dead, on a 777's botched landing.

Bird poop on your shoes: God reminding you that, at any time, he can take you out.
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 07, 2013, 07:13:18 PM
Be glad I'm wearing white sneakers.

Be less glad they are partially perforated leather  :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 07, 2013, 07:27:38 PM
I'm not sure which poll option to select; I'd rather get shit on my head than my shoes. I can wash my head pretty easily.
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Post by: Yeti on July 07, 2013, 08:39:50 PM
Definitely bad luck. And if anyone around me reacts with anything less than total sympathy, they are getting a kick to the ass, using that shoe. :punch
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Post by: Trurl on July 07, 2013, 11:32:23 PM
I'd like to see anyone who says "good luck" be put to the test.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 08, 2013, 04:16:47 AM
Shit on the bird.
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Post by: Shadow Mod on July 09, 2013, 04:33:58 AM
Bird has shat on my head before. I considered it a compliment that my hair was the shiniest thing for it that day.  :-*
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Post by: chronovore on July 09, 2013, 07:11:16 AM
Shit on the bird.

You must have mad defecation skills.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 09, 2013, 07:55:37 AM
This poll is so tight.