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Title: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2013, 04:44:58 PM
Lets say you come back from two weeks in paradise to find your fridge and freezer defrosted. Food rotten and stuff dripped on the floor.

How do you kill that deep death smell? I cleaned the whole floor already and the inside of the fridge but the smell is still there (told the landlady we need a new fridge asap too).

Was thinkinh of using some vinegar on the tiles since that usually kills every odour.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2013, 04:46:20 PM
The smell is so deep and disgusting I can only compare it to when i was working in a factory as a teen cleaning big tubs with 2 week old blood from fish.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 07, 2013, 05:13:54 PM
embrace death

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq0guq7N0W1r175v1o2_400.jpg)
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 07, 2013, 05:15:55 PM
Kill a couple of hookers and let them rot for a few days.  The stench will worsen initially, but eventually the nastiness will lap itself and you'll start over back at zero!
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 07, 2013, 05:20:52 PM
This is true, there is only so much rot-stench per cubic foot of air. Once the limit is reached, it transfers to a pocket dimension*


*Anime conventions
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2013, 05:20:58 PM
Guys seriously, i cant sit in my living room/kitchen like this.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 07, 2013, 05:22:54 PM
ok jokes aside you'll need bleachy sprays (like clorox with bleach), drag everything out and mop/clean it with bleach. Also mop the walls/ceilings for pretty much the entire area. that should do 99% of it.

We went on vacation for two weeks and something happened with the plumbing that put shit in our upstairs toilet for who knows how long while we were gone. it was terrible; we pretty much sanitized the whole house as a result.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 07, 2013, 05:24:46 PM
Put lemon in whatever you use. It will help with smells. If the sink starts to smell I just squeeze lemon down it if there is no disposal, otherwise you can just chuck half a lemon down there.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Positive Touch on July 07, 2013, 05:25:29 PM
after the bleaching put a shitload of baking powder in there to eat up everything else. dont think youll need a new fridge because that should take care of it. and ffs never leave food in the fridge when you go on vacation. i mean seriously dude :derp
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2013, 05:25:59 PM
Ill try the bleach tomorrow i guess. Maybe get some incense too.
Leaving the windows open tonight.

Hope the landlady comes through with a new non smelly fridge this week :(
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 07, 2013, 05:28:45 PM
your fridge should be ok; just go hardcore mode and pull all the shelves/cabinets out and soak em in a tub with soap and shit.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2013, 05:49:18 PM
Its the freezer that smells real bad btw, fridge was ok since all the food was gone.

Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 07, 2013, 05:56:51 PM
unplug your fridge and clean out the freezer, then.


http://www.realsimple.com/home-organizing/cleaning/kitchen/how-to-clean-freezer-00000000057342/index.html
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 07, 2013, 06:34:46 PM
Did you remember to clean the drip pan?
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Diunx on July 07, 2013, 06:43:17 PM
Bleach Spray that shit dude.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2013, 06:45:03 PM
The gunk even got into that plastic sealing thing, no way to get it out of there really cept if i rip it off, buy then the fridge wont close  :lol
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Barry Egan on July 07, 2013, 06:47:43 PM
surprised Arvie hasn't posted a highly specific and detailed answer to this thread.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 07, 2013, 06:56:23 PM
bleach and qtips
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 07, 2013, 07:26:58 PM
Throw the frig away, buy a new one.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Yeti on July 07, 2013, 08:35:56 PM
If it dripped on the floor it probably got under and behind the fridge too, make sure to clean there as well. You could try plugging in a fan and aiming it past the fridge into the area you go the least. It won't get rid of the smell but at least you will be able to somewhat control where it is at.

(http://www.addictedtosaving.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/renuzit-cone.jpg)
Also get an army of these to create a barrier between your fridge and habitable areas. They're pretty cheap, only like 88 cents, even less if you get 3 packs
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 07, 2013, 10:40:47 PM
now that I think of it you should probably just burn it down. The room, I mean.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 08, 2013, 02:22:23 AM
I used some bleach and ruined my newest pants

Maaaaaan
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 08, 2013, 02:23:56 AM
Gonna buy some incense tonight, clean with bleach once more but naked.

Also emailed the landlady asking it i can just throw the fridge out already
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: chronovore on July 08, 2013, 03:52:02 AM
surprised Arvie hasn't posted a highly specific and detailed answer to this thread.
:rofl

I used some bleach and ruined my newest pants

Maaaaaan
Make sure and get some on your shoes, where the bird pooped.

Gonna buy some incense tonight, clean with bleach once more but naked.

Also emailed the landlady asking it i can just throw the fridge out already
NO, NO, NO. Bad idea. Any bleach gets on your sac or dingus, and you'll be cursing the skies, and willing to sacrifice any pair of pants in your armoire. Wear something throwaway.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 08, 2013, 07:54:02 AM
Damn youre right, getting bleach on my love rod would be a disaster.

I already got hot cig ashes on the tip once
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 08, 2013, 10:41:27 AM
This happened to me two years ago. My kid turned off the dial on my fridge/freezer right before we left for a vacation. Came back to a putrid mess.

We seriously contemplated getting rid of the fridge (which was brand new) and getting a new one. But after about 3-4 weeks the smell eventually went away.


You just have to keep masking the smell. I found that cinnamon spray/candles worked the best. Also, buy a bunch of baking soda boxes and keep them in there.

Also, don't forget to thoroughly clean inside the rubber baffle that seals the door to the fridge. There are lots of nooks and cranny in there that can contain the smell. Pull it all the way out as far as you can and clean all around it.

Also, many fridges contain 'drip pans' underneath the unit. Pull off the grate and try to locate it and clean the shit out of it.

Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 08, 2013, 11:18:06 AM
landlady is buying a new fridge :rock

our landlady :rock

1300 euro rent  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 08, 2013, 11:27:59 AM
surprised Arvie hasn't posted a highly specific and detailed answer to this thread.

:dead
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 24, 2013, 12:43:08 PM
update on smell status please
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 24, 2013, 01:58:47 PM
Got a new fridge from the landlord, smell is gone  :mynicca
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Polari on July 24, 2013, 04:03:24 PM
Did you leave the old one on the street outside your house so pikeys could strip it for parts?
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Robo on July 24, 2013, 04:49:31 PM
Consider wearing a condom in the future.
Title: Re: How to kill the stench of blood death and rot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 24, 2013, 05:39:50 PM
Did you leave the old one on the street outside your house so pikeys could strip it for parts?

Nah it just got picked up by the fridge people