THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on July 18, 2013, 04:12:05 PM

Title: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 18, 2013, 04:12:05 PM
http://gawker.com/5876170/serial-butt-stabber-caught-butts-everywhere-rejoice

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Guillen, who is also known by the amazing nickname "Corta Nalgas," or "butt cutter," is wanted for stabbing the butts of at least 13 women in the northern Virginia area from February to July of last year. Most of the attacks occurred in malls, where the butt stabber would distract his victims before making a small cut through their pants.

 :comeon
Title: Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
Post by: Mupepe on July 18, 2013, 05:02:55 PM
I'll stab some butts right now
Title: Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 18, 2013, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: Shark Johnson on July 18, 2013, 04:48:51 PM
What year is it?

Year of the Butt Stabber, clearly
Title: Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 18, 2013, 05:11:13 PM
This would be a perfect thread for :tedbundy  :'(
Title: Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
Post by: Momo on July 18, 2013, 06:38:13 PM
:rejoice
Title: Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
Post by: Yeti on July 18, 2013, 09:29:16 PM
He will get off on a self defense charge. No one can prove those butts didn't jump out of the bushes and attack him first!
Title: Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 18, 2013, 09:31:19 PM
He'll fall back on the Stand Your Brown law.
Title: Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on July 19, 2013, 07:17:12 AM
Nobody likes a backside stabber.
Title: Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 19, 2013, 09:59:36 AM
Rogues do it from behind.