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Title: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 22, 2013, 08:37:17 PM: I'm going to be eating two ghost peppers because fuck it, it could be fun...but my poop is going to be awful afterwards

I ordered two of them off of eBay for five bucks and I'm taking them in to work tomorrow, my coworkers want to film it. Hopefully I take it like the middle dude in this video but my feeling is that I'm gonna be a mix of the girl and the guy on the far left.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7012oCM_sA

anyone try this before?
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Atramental on July 22, 2013, 08:38:56 PM: The thread title made me think of something entirely different.
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 22, 2013, 08:42:37 PM: this is a really really stupid idea. i ate a paper-thin slice of one and it sucked; tore up my throat and made my breath so hot that burned my upper lip when i breathed thru my nose. eating a whole one would fuck you up and eating two will destroy you. i seen a friends mouth start bleeding from eating a hot-ass pepper once.

have fun, dude.
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Post by: Himu on July 22, 2013, 08:43:21 PM: Chew candle wax before you eat it.
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 22, 2013, 08:44:35 PM: bring a couple gallons of milk too
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Post by: Beezy on July 22, 2013, 08:53:10 PM: white ppl
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Post by: drew on July 22, 2013, 08:58:24 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 22, 2013, 08:43:21 PM
Chew candle wax before you eat it.

that's cheating
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 22, 2013, 08:58:53 PM: That's pretty stupid if you ask me.
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Post by: Himu on July 22, 2013, 09:13:37 PM: Quote from: drew on July 22, 2013, 08:58:24 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 22, 2013, 08:43:21 PM
Chew candle wax before you eat it.

that's cheating

Don't worry. He will go on a existential journey where he will talk to coyotes while in his underwear.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Polari on July 22, 2013, 09:16:16 PM: I dunno man. Did you watch that video and think "that looks like fun"?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 22, 2013, 09:20:18 PM: At least let some borian get up in them guts before you wreck 'em, bro.
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 22, 2013, 09:28:55 PM: this old indian restaurant asked me if i wanted my food "indian spicy" and of course i said hell yeah. i swear to god they just ground up a ghost pepper and covered my food in it because holy fuck i never tasted anything even CLOSE to how hot this was in my life, and i love hot food. i could feel my insides peeling from my mouth to my ass as i ate it. it was so hot that i breathed in my cats face and its eyes actually bulged out and it ran out of the room. i ate the whole meal still because i am fucking stupid, and i spent the rest of the night on the toilet and ended up being a half hour late to work because i went right back to the toilet as soon as i woke up.

so like i said before, have fun dude.
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Post by: Yeti on July 22, 2013, 09:31:37 PM: Please videotape it and post it here for us to watch, thanks.
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Post by: Rufus on July 22, 2013, 09:41:36 PM: Do a tequila suicide instead.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 22, 2013, 09:49:22 PM: This is a bad idea and no one will think less of you if you back out.
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Post by: demi on July 22, 2013, 09:55:16 PM: I would. Your good looks can only get you so far. Let's see how you look with tears, boogers, and blood spewing out your holes
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Post by: Huff on July 22, 2013, 10:49:00 PM: this is a really good idea. everything will think poorly of you if you back out
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2013, 11:09:53 PM: It's almost as if BrandKnew has been promised a kiss by a certain someone :leon
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Post by: Tasty on July 22, 2013, 11:25:50 PM: Dude my boss had like the third step down from a ghost chili (or however they defined it at the bar we were at) and he got like an ulcer or something for months. And he thrives on spicy stuff. Ghost chili? Fuckouttahere
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Post by: MCD on July 22, 2013, 11:30:19 PM: tis a flesh wound
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Post by: Tasty on July 22, 2013, 11:33:25 PM: Granted I think tacos are usually too spicey so maybe my opinion on the matter shouldn't be factored in (is it ever? waka waka.) I say go for it BN. :rejoice
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 22, 2013, 11:46:17 PM: I committed butthole suicide once. Luckily I had a spare.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 22, 2013, 11:56:30 PM: believe in me, people! :(
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Post by: Himu on July 22, 2013, 11:56:39 PM: Anal sex is amazing.
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Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2013, 12:00:31 AM: Quote from: Eschaton on July 22, 2013, 11:43:48 PM
Quote from: Andrex on July 22, 2013, 11:25:50 PM
Dude my boss had like the third step down from a ghost chili (or however they defined it at the bar we were at) and he got like an ulcer or something for months. And he thrives on spicy stuff. Ghost chili? Fuckouttahere
sounds like a pantywaist tabasco enthusiast who tried out a hotter habanero and caught feelings. Bush league.

Lol he's indian and puts peppers and spices on evrrything.
Title: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 23, 2013, 12:01:40 AM: I like how this guy only thought of his butthole. There's a whole GIT that comes before that'll be fucked breh lol.
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 23, 2013, 12:03:34 AM: but we can't get PM'd pics of his digestive tract bb
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 23, 2013, 01:36:57 AM: I'm gonna eat one and have another person try another I've decided. I have a coworker who wants to try it.
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Post by: drew on July 23, 2013, 02:56:56 AM: i wonder what an allergic reaction to ghost chili would look like...
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 23, 2013, 03:01:05 AM: Quote from: drew on July 23, 2013, 02:56:56 AM
i wonder what an allergic reaction to ghost chili would look like...
probably like eating a ghost chili for the first time.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 23, 2013, 03:20:40 AM: Dude, you will die.

Why do this to your body.
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Post by: archnemesis on July 23, 2013, 03:22:05 AM: I like spicy food, but I would never eat anything with ghost chili.
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Post by: brawndolicious on July 23, 2013, 03:25:40 AM: What time approximately?
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Post by: Reb on July 23, 2013, 03:46:26 AM: RIP Brandnew, he had an ok run.
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 23, 2013, 03:53:45 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on July 23, 2013, 03:25:40 AM
What time approximately?
You'll know, the sound of his butthole suiciding will be heard round the world.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 23, 2013, 09:16:59 AM: Take before and after pics of said butthole.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 23, 2013, 12:11:32 PM: Are you ok BN?
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 23, 2013, 12:20:28 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on July 23, 2013, 12:11:32 PM
Are you ok BN?

poop once if you're okay

poop forever if you're not okay
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 23, 2013, 12:23:02 PM: I'm doing it at the end of office hours.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 23, 2013, 12:29:25 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on July 23, 2013, 12:23:02 PM
I'm doing it at the end of office hours.

But then you won't get worker's compensation.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: nudemacusers on July 23, 2013, 02:08:49 PM: I wonder if your future self will come by right as you are about to eat it and stop you in a dramatic fashion.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 23, 2013, 02:17:08 PM: Can I have your sister when you're gone?
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 23, 2013, 04:38:36 PM: I hope you don't have a long commute home :teehee

Ok maybe I do
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 23, 2013, 04:56:11 PM: Real-time image of BrandNew's butthole:

(http://www.bonappetit.com/images/magazine/2010/04/mare_brown_sugar_glazed_bacon_v.jpg)
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 23, 2013, 05:03:03 PM: I'd stick my finger in it.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 23, 2013, 05:15:46 PM: Certainly wouldn't rim before a shower though.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: T-Short on July 23, 2013, 05:46:19 PM: (http://i.qkme.me/3cm2.jpg)
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: MCD on July 23, 2013, 05:55:36 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 23, 2013, 04:56:11 PM
Real-time image of BrandNew's butthole:

(http://www.bonappetit.com/images/magazine/2010/04/mare_brown_sugar_glazed_bacon_v.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gPR2uLM_30
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 23, 2013, 06:11:03 PM: Looks like he died.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 23, 2013, 06:16:37 PM: Better inform his sister she belongs to you. Could be awkward if he didn't leave a letter of introduction.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 23, 2013, 06:39:23 PM: all I can say is :whew :whoo :whoo :whoo :whew
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 23, 2013, 06:44:43 PM: post pics of yourself writhing in agony
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 23, 2013, 06:49:08 PM: I don't feel too bad. Heartburn is pretty bad though.
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Post by: MCD on July 23, 2013, 06:51:45 PM: Yup, he's dead.
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Post by: tehjaybo on July 23, 2013, 07:33:37 PM: Better be a youtube link.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 23, 2013, 07:34:05 PM: there will be! my coworker has to upload it
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 23, 2013, 08:15:57 PM: I think the best part of this story is that you bought something off ebay and ate it
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 23, 2013, 08:24:43 PM: :lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 23, 2013, 08:49:53 PM: Yeah, Youtube or it didn't happen.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2013, 08:55:15 PM: One blast for friends, two blasts for enemies, three blasts for...
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: nudemacusers on July 23, 2013, 09:01:33 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 23, 2013, 08:15:57 PM
I think the best part of this story is that you bought something off ebay and ate it
You know, in my 13 years of using ebay, I don't think I've done this. Yet.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 23, 2013, 10:11:55 PM: Shit, I haven't either. Gotta start looking into this.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 23, 2013, 10:24:09 PM: Ya but putting an ebay item in a different orifice trumps eating anything.
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 23, 2013, 11:19:21 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 23, 2013, 10:24:09 PM
Ya but putting an ebay item in a different orifice trumps eating anything.
But I've already done that.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 24, 2013, 12:03:43 AM: My point
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 24, 2013, 12:40:39 AM: Hey OP I scheduled today's masturbation around this video. >:(
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: chronovore on July 24, 2013, 12:44:59 AM: Quote from: Positive Touch on July 22, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
this old indian restaurant asked me if i wanted my food "indian spicy" and of course i said hell yeah. i swear to god they just ground up a ghost pepper and covered my food in it because holy fuck i never tasted anything even CLOSE to how hot this was in my life, and i love hot food. i could feel my insides peeling from my mouth to my ass as i ate it. it was so hot that i breathed in my cats face and its eyes actually bulged out and it ran out of the room. i ate the whole meal still because i am fucking stupid, and i spent the rest of the night on the toilet and ended up being a half hour late to work because i went right back to the toilet as soon as i woke up.

so like i said before, have fun dude.

:rofl

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 22, 2013, 09:49:22 PM
This is a bad idea and no one will think less of you if you back out.
Unless he claims to have done it, and actually hasn't. There's "backing out," and "playing a victory march while secretly backing out."
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Himu on July 24, 2013, 02:01:29 AM: disturbing lack of updates on your bowel movements
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2013, 02:06:41 AM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 24, 2013, 02:01:29 AM
disturbing lack of updates on your bowel movements

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VopRH0KOlho
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Post by: Himu on July 24, 2013, 02:09:19 AM: :dead
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Post by: Yeti on July 24, 2013, 02:48:49 AM: He's currently agonizing on a toilet, in too much pain to update us from his smartphone.
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Post by: drew on July 24, 2013, 02:54:38 AM: eating hot stuff has never translated to my butt or heartburn ???
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 24, 2013, 06:02:47 AM: Word

Someone is getting a Brandnew asshole soon :derp
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Himu on July 24, 2013, 03:22:55 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 24, 2013, 02:01:29 AM
disturbing lack of updates on your bowel movements

.
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Post by: StealthFan on July 24, 2013, 03:30:33 PM: I got roids and this thread is gross. No way would I eat something that hot and aggravate what I already got.
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 24, 2013, 03:42:53 PM: Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 24, 2013, 03:30:50 AM
Quote from: drew on July 24, 2013, 02:54:38 AM
eating hot stuff has never translated to my butt or heartburn ???

then you've never eaten anything sufficiently hot.
Yeah, most spicy stuff doesn't do anything to me, but I once had a grotesquely hot curry on vacation and my ass literally burned the next day.
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Post by: helios on July 24, 2013, 04:06:38 PM: He's probably been on the toilet shooting out spicy diarrhea from his ass like a spaceship.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 24, 2013, 04:13:13 PM: Quote from: helios on July 24, 2013, 04:06:38 PM
He's probably been on the toilet shooting out spicy diarrhea from his ass like a spaceship.

i was actually close to making a joke about him being in orbit around the earth right now because he launched off the toilet like a rocket. but i didn't

but then again i guess i just did.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Himu on July 24, 2013, 04:21:21 PM: No video, no toilet results.

lock this thread, leper brand new, throw away the key.
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 24, 2013, 04:25:06 PM: safe to assume he died at this point
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Post by: Himu on July 24, 2013, 04:27:14 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on July 24, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
safe to assume he died at this point

No, he has posted since yesterday.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Positive Touch on July 24, 2013, 04:32:17 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 24, 2013, 04:27:14 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on July 24, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
safe to assume he died at this point

No, he has posted since yesterday.

the worst of it comes a few hours after you eat it :teehee
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Post by: Himu on July 24, 2013, 04:33:04 PM: He posted today, dude.
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 24, 2013, 04:39:43 PM: :leo
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Post by: Himu on July 24, 2013, 04:40:09 PM: WHERE'S MY TOILET REVIEW, BRAND NEW
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 24, 2013, 04:40:48 PM: Brandnew didn't eat shit, fake thread, ban Willco.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 24, 2013, 04:56:41 PM: :stahp :stahp :stahp

my ass

jesus christ

I'm at work and just spent a good half hour in the bathroom. It feels like a hot curling iron has been shoved up my anus
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Post by: MCD on July 24, 2013, 04:57:37 PM: Pics of your anus or it didn't happen
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Post by: Himu on July 24, 2013, 04:57:46 PM: :rofl
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2013, 05:01:44 PM: get one of those butt thermostats and post your temperature.
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 24, 2013, 05:05:45 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on July 24, 2013, 04:56:41 PM
:stahp :stahp :stahp

my ass

jesus christ

I'm at work and just spent a good half hour in the bathroom. It feels like a hot curling iron has been shoved up my anus
you realize your ass will collapse into a brown dwarf after this, right?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 24, 2013, 05:07:22 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on July 24, 2013, 05:04:15 PM
Describe the consistency of the poop, pls.

Hot snakes
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: nudemacusers on July 24, 2013, 05:08:35 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on July 24, 2013, 05:07:22 PM
Quote from: Eschaton on July 24, 2013, 05:04:15 PM
Describe the consistency of the poop, pls.

Hot snakes
do they smell like ghost chili?
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 24, 2013, 05:15:57 PM: this morning.

You have no idea how much I want to invest in a bidet right now
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 24, 2013, 05:24:55 PM: I told you it wasn't worth it :yeshrug
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Post by: demi on July 24, 2013, 05:35:01 PM: Fake
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 24, 2013, 05:37:17 PM: Im with Demi
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 24, 2013, 06:02:00 PM: Probably just a thread so that he can openly talk about having hot snakes up his butt.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 24, 2013, 06:34:05 PM: goddamit guys I don't have the video, a coworker does. I'll have him email it to me
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 24, 2013, 06:37:25 PM: Why not just stick a soldering iron in your ass? Same result, but no one would have to hear about it for a whole day.
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Post by: helios on July 24, 2013, 07:05:47 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on July 24, 2013, 05:15:57 PM
this morning.

You have no idea how much I want to invest in a bidet right now

(http://i.minus.com/iABgR7UfklzyA.gif)
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Post by: chronovore on July 24, 2013, 09:06:09 PM: Quote from: demi on July 24, 2013, 05:35:01 PM
Fake
Quote from: Premium Lager on July 24, 2013, 05:37:17 PM
Im with Demi
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/UmPqAnm.jpg)
[close]
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Post by: demi on July 25, 2013, 12:08:29 PM: Still no video OR photos, btw.

F A K E
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 25, 2013, 01:19:11 PM: For shame OP, butthole suicide is not something to joke about.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2013, 02:27:48 PM: She was butthole murdered.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 25, 2013, 02:32:57 PM: I say if he doesnt produce the video by the end of today Joe should rename him "butthole suicide"

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2013, 02:27:48 PM
She was butthole murdered.
murdered in the butthole realm?
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 25, 2013, 03:34:30 PM: Agrred, if we don't get confirmation of this.
Title: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Huff on July 25, 2013, 04:02:35 PM: Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 25, 2013, 03:22:04 PM
Quote from: Eschaton on July 25, 2013, 02:46:29 PM
BrandNewButthole

Demi or Joe, please change his name to this.

Change his name regardless
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2013, 04:13:13 PM: I say we give him until the end of the week to provide videographic evidence of his ravaged anus or be murdered in the butthole realm. Or something.
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 25, 2013, 04:24:32 PM: I say no matter what we make sure BrandNew has no butthole by Friday night :phil
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Post by: demi on July 26, 2013, 12:03:59 PM: Day 3

No proof
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Post by: MCD on July 26, 2013, 01:27:54 PM: Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 26, 2013, 12:30:00 PM
The name change has to happen soon, right?
I will personally donate to that.

Mark my words.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 26, 2013, 01:30:05 PM: Quote from: demi on July 26, 2013, 12:03:59 PM
Diarrheagate Day 3

No proof

fixed
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Post by: Shaka Khan on July 26, 2013, 04:54:42 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on July 26, 2013, 12:17:44 PM
(http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv281/emilykdrake/receipts.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/vX7AKNi.jpg)
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: hampster on July 26, 2013, 06:36:05 PM: The work week is over :( BrandNew can't seriously expect us to wait until he sees his coworker again on monday for us to see his butthole :'(
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 26, 2013, 07:36:19 PM: fuck you guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfXuQ7lgms0
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 26, 2013, 07:44:40 PM: I wasn't the one taking the video!

I told her to keep filming but she didn't
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Himu on July 26, 2013, 07:46:41 PM: I think I saw BrandNew's constipation face.

So it delivers.

Put knives down.
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Post by: Himu on July 26, 2013, 07:47:23 PM: Your voice is sexy. Send me nudes. Now.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 26, 2013, 07:55:27 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on July 26, 2013, 07:44:40 PM
I wasn't the one taking the video!

I told her to keep filming but she didn't
The girl. She could use her voice to ungay members of this place. Cheeseman and Phoenix for starters.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: demi on July 26, 2013, 07:57:28 PM: Really? That's it? LMAO

Get the fuck out of here
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Post by: Himu on July 26, 2013, 07:57:43 PM: Why did she stop rolling, Brandnew
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 26, 2013, 07:58:32 PM: Sorry that I took it decently well.

she stopped because she thought I told her to stop. But I told her to keep rolling but was called over to answer a few emails. I think another coworker has a video of me walking around with the milk, I'll ask him.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 26, 2013, 08:01:21 PM: Excellent.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 26, 2013, 08:04:09 PM: You guys didn't really miss much regardless. Paced around with the milk a bit. Took a few bites of banana. Went to the bathroom to spit in the sink for a bit. Poured out another glass of milk...then sat down and answered some emails.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Himu on July 26, 2013, 08:07:13 PM: next time you do something like this, do it shirtless.

for me.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 26, 2013, 08:08:10 PM: keep it in yo' pants shimu
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Himu on July 26, 2013, 08:10:02 PM: No.

FUCK YOU.

NEXT TIME SHIRTLESS.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 26, 2013, 08:13:53 PM: i think we're owed a cock pic.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Positive Touch on July 26, 2013, 08:21:04 PM: GOING FOR THE MILK 10 SECONDS IN

thats like swimming the channel with waterwings

you cant do a hot food challenge if youre gonna negate the hot as soon as it starts. i demand leper status for this embarrassing display of weakness.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: nudemacusers on July 26, 2013, 08:30:26 PM: pics of cameragirl? :shaq
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: MCD on July 26, 2013, 08:35:00 PM: Was that really milk though? :shaq
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 26, 2013, 08:39:53 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on July 26, 2013, 08:21:04 PM
GOING FOR THE MILK 10 SECONDS IN

thats like swimming the channel with waterwings

you cant do a hot food challenge if youre gonna negate the hot as soon as it starts. i demand leper status for this embarrassing display of weakness.

of fuck off :lol
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2013, 08:58:24 PM: What a bitch :pacspit
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 26, 2013, 09:02:47 PM: We should have known he was only threatening butthole suicide to get attention.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: StealthFan on July 26, 2013, 09:04:27 PM: That camera girls voice :noah post pics bro
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: chronovore on July 26, 2013, 09:21:52 PM: The firemen in the other video had to hold it in their mouth for 30 seconds or so.

I was watching a Japanese TV show the other day, when this little bitch of a guy, who is supposedly an MMA fighter and athlete, was on-site at the JSDF base. He challenged some lieutenant to a push-up contest, and actually "beat" the guy, but was doing "girl push-ups" while the lieutenant was doing formal ones. No one called him out on it, and they declared him a winner. I was so pissed off!

You did it wrong and wasted your money. Eat the other one and chew in it for ten seconds with a timer.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2013, 11:04:43 PM: The funniest thing about the video is that the girl clearly knew you were about to cry or something, and offered to turn the video off in order to save what little dignity you have left.

:heh
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 26, 2013, 11:13:56 PM: I haven't been this let down since Nintendo.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: demi on July 26, 2013, 11:16:10 PM: Your butthole looks a little hot,

Let me cool it down for you

:pacspit

Bitch
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: brawndolicious on July 27, 2013, 12:28:12 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on July 26, 2013, 08:39:53 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on July 26, 2013, 08:21:04 PM
GOING FOR THE MILK 10 SECONDS IN

thats like swimming the channel with waterwings

you cant do a hot food challenge if youre gonna negate the hot as soon as it starts. i demand leper status for this embarrassing display of weakness.

of fuck off :lol

He's right though. Respect the chili, put as much time and effort getting it in as getting it out.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 27, 2013, 02:15:26 AM: I WAS PROMISED BUTTHOLE GODDAMMIT.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 27, 2013, 08:52:03 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on July 26, 2013, 07:58:32 PM
she stopped because she thought I told her to stop.

That's because you said "stop filming."
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 27, 2013, 11:35:09 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 27, 2013, 08:52:03 AM
Quote from: BrandNew on July 26, 2013, 07:58:32 PM
she stopped because she thought I told her to stop.

That's because you said "stop filming."

Usually the girl says that
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 27, 2013, 11:39:23 AM: Only a woman would hit the milk that fast. The evidence is mounting.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Huff on July 27, 2013, 12:14:36 PM: Brandnew is the sister
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: drew on July 27, 2013, 12:43:51 PM: thanks Obama

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Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2013, 12:52:45 PM: eat one of these to make up for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Rufus on July 27, 2013, 12:54:54 PM: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale#Scoville_ratings_of_peppers

Holy shit.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: drew on July 27, 2013, 01:51:14 PM: naw how about some mace to the face, theres no gettin out of that one
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 27, 2013, 02:52:43 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2013, 12:52:45 PM
eat one of these to make up for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion

How about you quit being a pussy and just eat some pure capsaicin extract?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwn02qZn8vw
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Rufus on July 27, 2013, 03:06:47 PM: Yeah, open the capsaicin vial with your teeth, good idea. :lol

Also does he have a tongue piercing? :rofl
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Himu on July 27, 2013, 06:23:35 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 27, 2013, 02:52:43 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2013, 12:52:45 PM
eat one of these to make up for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion

How about you quit being a pussy and just eat some pure capsaicin extract?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwn02qZn8vw

:rofl
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2013, 06:47:40 PM: he has a tongue ring
:dead
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: chronovore on July 27, 2013, 06:55:21 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2013, 08:01:56 PM: Send a bag to BrandNew!
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: demi on July 27, 2013, 08:50:34 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2013, 06:47:40 PM
he has a tongue ring
:dead

Fat guys know how to eat pussy. Jealous?
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 27, 2013, 10:28:13 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on July 27, 2013, 07:37:17 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2013, 12:52:45 PM
eat one of these to make up for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion
my grandma is growing these at her house...

Send one to me
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2013, 10:29:33 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on July 27, 2013, 10:28:13 PM
Quote from: Eschaton on July 27, 2013, 07:37:17 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2013, 12:52:45 PM
eat one of these to make up for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion
my grandma is growing these at her house...

Send one to me

So you can make a 7 second Vine?
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2013, 10:36:47 PM: lol
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 27, 2013, 10:42:43 PM: Clearly, the only suitable punishment is for Brandnew to blend up like 9 of those Scorpion peppers, stick a funnel up his butt, and then pour the peppers down the funnel. On a live stream on the internet, too.