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Title: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 24, 2013, 11:23:49 AM: There's this follower in Skyrim named Illia. She's my favorite follower because she just wrecks motherfuckers with her ice bolt attack, and I'm playing on Adept so sometimes I need the extra firepower. She's glitched, though - if you dismiss her for any reason, you can't ask her to follow you again without going into the console and resetting the player relationship rank.

I got married in the game because I like free money, but I don't care for my "wife" (Mjoll) as a follower. You can't get divorced in Skyrim. The only way to keep Illia with me without having to go into the console all the time is to marry her, and in the vanilla game she can't be married.

So I downloaded a divorce mod, got rid of Mjoll, went into the console and set it so I could marry Illia and have free money + badass follower.

I hacked Skyrim so I could get a divorce

:lol

:fbm
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 24, 2013, 11:31:28 AM: http://youtu.be/tZVdR19E5mU
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: hampster on July 24, 2013, 11:36:01 AM: I unlocked the Calculator class by the second map (sweegy woods) in Final Fantasy Tactics :-\
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 24, 2013, 11:45:41 AM: If anyone downloads this, they will win the thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z9awswnrSwM
Title: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 24, 2013, 11:51:57 AM: If only we could the hack the consoles of women in real life, amirite?
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: archie4208 on July 24, 2013, 11:55:51 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 24, 2013, 11:45:41 AM
If anyone downloads this, they will win the thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z9awswnrSwM

That...actually looks pretty cool.

Why can't it be a Shogun 2 mod? :uguu
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Steve Youngblood on July 24, 2013, 12:04:43 PM: Quote from: hampster on July 24, 2013, 11:36:01 AM
I unlocked the Calculator class by the second map (sweegy woods) in Final Fantasy Tactics :-\

What? Why? Why would you do this?
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 24, 2013, 12:07:50 PM: The only reason I played through Mass Effect 1 after playing Mass Effect 2 was to create a "no romance" save which I could import into ME2 and replay it again.

All for the purpose of making my Tali romance that much stronger.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Rufus on July 24, 2013, 12:22:36 PM: Savescumming through romance options in BG2. I think I might have even cheated to get there, not sure. My wimp Elf Kensai got busy with every woman you could. Viconia was my favorite. Jaheira was weird, because we stumbled upon her husband's corpse at the beginning of the game. Aerie (?) was just weird and whiny and had creepy looking alien eyes and got annoying quickly.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 24, 2013, 12:26:51 PM: I murdered my first wife in Skyrim because I got bored with her

:fbm
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 24, 2013, 12:27:49 PM: This thread is a pleonasm :teehee

Nerdiest of the nerdiest though is making posing pics inside WoW.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: nudemacusers on July 24, 2013, 12:35:26 PM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 24, 2013, 11:51:57 AM
If only we could the hack the consoles of women in real life, amirite?
do you even pua bro?

http://seductionfaq.com/blog/

Playing mind games with her puts you in control of her mind.

Easier than the konami code breh
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 24, 2013, 12:39:03 PM: Too bad it only works on the weaker sex

/shaka
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: magus on July 24, 2013, 01:13:24 PM: i played disgaea up to 100 hours just so that i could beat the strongest enemy in the game... i've also played MH3 for something like 200 hours

i think there was a time were i attempted starting FF8 at level 99 by grinding dino's at the start of the game but i don't really remember how did it go
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 24, 2013, 01:16:02 PM: ...I have over 150 hours combined between Persona 3 and 4

:uguu
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: archie4208 on July 24, 2013, 01:28:20 PM: Quote from: Ruzbeh on July 24, 2013, 01:00:33 PM
I've roleplayed as a female night elf.

Come at me bros.

That's more creepy than nerdy.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Rufus on July 24, 2013, 01:35:36 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on July 24, 2013, 01:21:04 PM
dudes who play as girls in RPGs (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/leo.png)
What, you got any insecurities or something. :larry

Now RP'ing in MMOs in general... Yeah. Best so far.
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Post by: magus on July 24, 2013, 01:43:12 PM: oh oh! i know of another good one!

i'm actualy mentioned in a gamefaqs guide for discovering a bunch of secret password in a game,i discovered them by using some ripping tools to browse the game files,then i found the file containing all the text in the game and they were there written in normal ASCII without no codification at all :lol
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2013, 01:45:29 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on July 24, 2013, 01:21:04 PM
dudes who play as girls in RPGs (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/leo.png)

You got a problem with that, bro?
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Rufus on July 24, 2013, 01:46:33 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on July 24, 2013, 01:40:55 PM
why would that be an insecurity? I just find all these elven bikini bodyarmor type dudes weird as hell :dead
Well, those are suspect, but I assumed it was about playing as a girl in general, seeing as that's all you mentioned. That always reads douchey to me. Guys will then try to defend themselves right after using the classic "I'd rather stare at a girl's ass when I play" or something along those eyes.

tl;dr Bro masculinity questioning subtext? Yes, no?

Quote from: magus on July 24, 2013, 01:43:12 PM
oh oh! i know of another good one!
Playing a bunch of bad moe games?
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Brehvolution on July 24, 2013, 01:47:42 PM: I took a game 6 series loss in the NBA finals(NBA2K13) so my player knows how it feels to get so close and lose.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: magus on July 24, 2013, 01:51:57 PM: Quote
Well, those are suspect, but I assumed it was about playing as a girl in general, seeing as that's all you mentioned. That always reads douchey to me. Guys will then try to defend themselves right after using the classic "I'd rather stare at a girl's ass when I play" or something along those eyes.

tl;dr Bro masculinity questioning subtext? Yes, no?

Quote
Playing a bunch of bad moe games?

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/leo.png)
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Rufus on July 24, 2013, 01:53:47 PM: Really? Suggesting you're a lolicon perv and/or masochist is the same to you as that? :gurl
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2013, 02:04:44 PM: I always play a female character in RPGs that give me that option. :jawalrus
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 24, 2013, 03:38:06 PM: i make her dress like this, too

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:lol
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 24, 2013, 03:44:29 PM: well it's a good thing her most important features are protected.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 24, 2013, 03:49:18 PM: Quote from: Borys on July 24, 2013, 03:46:48 PM
No MLP tattooes mod yet?

You're slacking Eel.

(http://oyster.ignimgs.com/franchises/images/04/47/44706_My-Little-Pony-Skyrim-1-e1321645406416-510x383_normal.jpg)
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 24, 2013, 03:53:22 PM: no, that's in-game armor (armor of the old gods, boosts magic stats way up), i don't mess around with skins or character appearance mods or anything like that

i just think it's funny to have a cavewoman following me around
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: D3RANG3D on July 24, 2013, 03:55:17 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 24, 2013, 03:53:22 PM
no, that's in-game armor (armor of the old gods, boosts magic stats way up), i don't mess around with skins or character appearance mods or anything like that

i just think it's funny to have a cavewoman following me around

That isn't a body mod?
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Positive Touch on July 24, 2013, 04:08:42 PM: i played most of fallout 3 without using quickwarp because it felt appropriate to have every trip be a potentially deadly struggle to survive.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Positive Touch on July 24, 2013, 04:11:21 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on July 24, 2013, 01:21:04 PM
dudes who play as girls in RPGs (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/leo.png)

:yeshrug dont fuck with my commander shepard
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 24, 2013, 04:46:34 PM: Quote from: D3RANG3D on July 24, 2013, 03:55:17 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 24, 2013, 03:53:22 PM
no, that's in-game armor (armor of the old gods, boosts magic stats way up), i don't mess around with skins or character appearance mods or anything like that

i just think it's funny to have a cavewoman following me around

That isn't a body mod?

no, but i guess it reskins whoever wears it a little, that chick is a bit skinnier without it
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2013, 04:54:01 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on July 24, 2013, 02:28:16 PM
Quote from: Rufus on July 24, 2013, 01:46:33 PM
Quote from: Eschaton on July 24, 2013, 01:40:55 PM
why would that be an insecurity? I just find all these elven bikini bodyarmor type dudes weird as hell :dead
Well, those are suspect, but I assumed it was about playing as a girl in general, seeing as that's all you mentioned. That always reads douchey to me. Guys will then try to defend themselves right after using the classic "I'd rather stare at a girl's ass when I play" or something along those eyes.

tl;dr Bro masculinity questioning subtext? Yes, no?

Naw, i just find it weird and kinda suspect. Like, why. If it offers gameplay diversity of some kind i'm fine with it tho :shaq2

If I wanted to play myself in an RPG, I'd go outside.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Yeti on July 24, 2013, 05:04:41 PM: I beat all of the bosses in Mega Man X without using any special weapons, charged shots, or rapid fire. It was one pellet on the screen at a time.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Himu on July 24, 2013, 05:11:21 PM: Quote from: Yeti on July 24, 2013, 05:04:41 PM
I beat all of the bosses in Mega Man X without using any special weapons, charged shots, or rapid fire. It was one pellet on the screen at a time.

No charged shots? What the fuck.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 24, 2013, 05:41:06 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 24, 2013, 03:38:06 PM
i make her dress like this, too

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:lol

This is how I dressed mine when I played through the game.

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You can't see the black eye in this shot, but it's there.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 24, 2013, 05:57:16 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 24, 2013, 06:32:18 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on July 24, 2013, 04:11:21 PM
Quote from: Eschaton on July 24, 2013, 01:21:04 PM
dudes who play as girls in RPGs (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/leo.png)

:yeshrug dont fuck with my commander shepard

he said RPGs :ufup
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2013, 07:17:41 PM: I hacked Skyrim so I could get a divorce

newsfeed
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 24, 2013, 07:26:19 PM: I did everything you could possibly do in FFX. :-\
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Huff on July 24, 2013, 08:18:13 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on July 24, 2013, 07:26:19 PM
I did everything you could possibly do in FFX. :-\

and I'm going to do it again in a couple months :-\
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Rufus on July 24, 2013, 08:30:14 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on July 24, 2013, 07:26:19 PM
I did everything you could possibly do in FFX. :-\
Oh god, the lightning dodging...
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Positive Touch on July 24, 2013, 10:23:50 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on July 24, 2013, 07:26:19 PM
I did everything you could possibly do in FFX. :-\

and ff4, ff6, ff8, ff9...
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Post by: headwalk on July 24, 2013, 10:25:47 PM: you're treading in the footsteps of kings.

literally, that's basically what henry viii did.
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Post by: tiesto on July 24, 2013, 11:40:06 PM: I first learned how to "program" via Epic Games first ever release, an ANSI-graphics based game creation tool called ZZT. Even made an old webpage devoted to to games people made with it and got a link-back from Tim Sweeney himself.
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Post by: etiolate on July 25, 2013, 12:12:29 AM: In High School, I found that I had QBASIC on my windows 3.11. I then got a used/expired computer science book from a small place in town that sells discounted school books to teachers/schools on a budget. I then used the chapter in the book on QBASIC to program a text adventure/rpg game that played a bit like a MUD. Of course, I had to have awesome cheats, so I wrote in a script so that anyone who logged in with the password "Kwizats Haderach" got a badass sword called The Crysknife.

I have already put in 2,114 Hours into Guild Wars 2. I have three screenshots folders for the game with a combined 3,299 screenshots from the game.

My WoW/GW1 time played is likely worse.

I have stories published under a pseudoname I used for a character in Guild Wars: Prophecies.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2013, 12:37:31 AM: I attended a wedding in WoW. I also bought a suit off the auction house, which cost a decent amount of gold at the time.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: nudemacusers on July 25, 2013, 12:44:32 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2013, 12:37:31 AM
I attended a wedding in WoW. I also bought a suit off the auction house, which cost a decent amount of gold at the time.
:snoop
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 25, 2013, 01:05:03 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2013, 12:37:31 AM
I attended a wedding in WoW. I also bought a suit off the auction house, which cost a decent amount of gold at the time.

But did you get it tailored? Now that would push it over the edge.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2013, 01:09:43 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 25, 2013, 01:05:03 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2013, 12:37:31 AM
I attended a wedding in WoW. I also bought a suit off the auction house, which cost a decent amount of gold at the time.

But did you get it tailored? Now that would push it over the edge.

No, but as a blacksmith I made a plate metal belt that went perfectly with the suit
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 25, 2013, 01:11:34 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2013, 01:09:43 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 25, 2013, 01:05:03 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2013, 12:37:31 AM
I attended a wedding in WoW. I also bought a suit off the auction house, which cost a decent amount of gold at the time.

But did you get it tailored? Now that would push it over the edge.

No, but as a blacksmith I made a plate metal belt that went perfectly with the suit

Time to push you over the edge.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: etiolate on July 25, 2013, 01:28:02 AM: there was a lot of weddings on our server

and a lot of naked gnomes crashing the party
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 25, 2013, 01:49:11 AM: I jerked off to the Dead or Alive 2 Hardcore picture gallery.
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Post by: etiolate on July 25, 2013, 01:59:05 AM: well then
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 25, 2013, 02:04:34 AM: Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 25, 2013, 01:49:11 AM
I jerked off to the Dead or Alive 2 Hardcore picture gallery.

Thats not in-game though. So.. I've played Final Fantasy XIII a lot.

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3225354/simpsons-burlesque-o.gif)
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Post by: Himu on July 25, 2013, 02:17:46 AM: You are a very brave person, Rah.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 25, 2013, 02:20:05 AM: No it's called I was 11 and I only had a PS2 in my room. Computer was in the family room.
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Post by: Himu on July 25, 2013, 02:43:01 AM: I started masturbating when I was 14.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 25, 2013, 03:55:48 AM: Leper rah

When i was young we used to jerk off to mail order catalogues
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Rufus on July 25, 2013, 08:56:52 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on July 25, 2013, 03:55:48 AM
When i was young we used to jerk off to mail order catalogues
Yeheaaa. I think that's why I have a thing for stockings.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: tiesto on July 25, 2013, 07:54:11 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 25, 2013, 02:43:01 AM
I started masturbating when I was 14.

I started soon after discovering how to get porn off of IRC bots.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 25, 2013, 08:50:34 PM: PD and etiolate in tatters.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: chronovore on July 29, 2013, 12:52:34 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2013, 04:54:01 PM
If I wanted to play myself in an RPG, I'd go outside.

Newsfeed.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: rodi on July 29, 2013, 04:08:19 AM: I hired a prostitute in GTAIV and felt bad about it immediately afterwards. Never did it again.
Title: Re: Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game
Post by: chronovore on July 30, 2013, 01:12:36 AM: I booted up Fable 2 after finishing the game, and went to my wives' and kids houses and said goodbye.

Demi has already laughed at me about this.