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Title: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Diunx on July 25, 2013, 02:27:51 PM
Soooo fucking sick of the heat and the mosquitos and the long ass summer clases and the fucking storms! Just end already you cunt of a season!

P.S. FUCK MOSQUITOES!!!
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Diunx on July 25, 2013, 02:29:32 PM
Electricity just went out, fuck this shit!
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 25, 2013, 02:31:01 PM
I'm gonna turn my a/c on full blast and open up some windows, just because I FUCKING CAN
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Post by: Steve Youngblood on July 25, 2013, 03:25:20 PM
Weather is gorgeous in St. Louis right now. Am I right, Eschaton?
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: MCD on July 25, 2013, 03:30:28 PM
I want it to end but then school starts right after

fuck this
Title: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Huff on July 25, 2013, 03:58:59 PM
I don't make enough money to deal with some of the morons in the office. But I don't want school to start again just yet.

Gradschoolprobs
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Diunx on July 25, 2013, 04:03:00 PM
Your AC broke? Oh shit man so sorry! Can't even imagine what that's like! Oh wait I fucking can! Try living your entire fucking life without one you fuck!!!!

Someone come lick my sweaty brown balls.
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: MCD on July 25, 2013, 04:05:51 PM
Your AC broke? Oh shit man so sorry! Can't even imagine what that's like! Oh wait I fucking can! Try living your entire fucking life without one you fuck!!!!

 :sabu
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 25, 2013, 04:08:16 PM
Your AC broke? Oh shit man so sorry! Can't even imagine what that's like! Oh wait I fucking can! Try living your entire fucking life without one you fuck!!!!

Someone come lick my sweaty brown balls.

#dirtworldproblems
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: king of the internet on July 25, 2013, 04:12:33 PM
Yeah. I hate it when my apartment starts to get a little too cold but I don't feel like getting up to shut off the AC. I have to leave a blanket on my couch because of it.
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Post by: lennedsay on July 25, 2013, 11:43:00 PM
Weather is gorgeous in St. Louis right now. Am I right, Eschaton?
Shit is literally perfect right now. Suns out, weather mid 80s.

 :aah

Took the day off tomorrow to go to the zoo or something. Gotta soak up this perfect weather.  :mynicca
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 26, 2013, 01:06:55 AM
Hey Diunx,

Shut your whore mouth. I've got one more month of summer break. Let me enjoy it.
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Post by: Diunx on July 26, 2013, 01:11:40 AM
just took a cold shower and used some baby powder on my genitals to keep them fresh, feels good man.
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Post by: Momo on July 26, 2013, 01:32:48 AM
NO FUCK YOU NORTHERNER. I LOVE MY WINTER AND FOR THAT REASON I WISH UPON YOU THE DAMNATION OF ETERNAL SWEATY, BUG INFESTED SUMMER.


FUCK YOU MISTER!
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 26, 2013, 07:49:29 AM
Summer is over here

Yet the AC is still on in the office

FIRSTWORLDETCETC
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Post by: chronovore on July 26, 2013, 08:09:35 AM
Whole tree full of cicadas, each bigger than my thumb, all took flight at the park today. They have a trick with their wings where they fling their piss everywhere in a mist.

Flock of cicadas, making it rain. Fuck this sprayed earth.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 26, 2013, 09:48:17 AM
God I hate cicades.

Do Japanese also keep them as pets in mini cages? Chinese do this...
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Post by: drew on July 26, 2013, 10:36:38 AM
cicadas? try cicada killers.  we have two of them by the front door, can't step outside for a cigarette without having my mettle tested by one of those things.  then when the sun goes down and they go into their unfindable burrows out come the spiders, hundreds of them, surrounding the house with drapes of webbing.
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Post by: Tasty on July 26, 2013, 10:40:25 AM
Boston is actual sub-tshirt weather right now. Rainy and low 60's.  :gloomy
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Post by: drew on July 26, 2013, 10:46:25 AM
just in case Euro Bore never heard of a cicada killer here you go

(http://www.saltthesandbox.org/cicada_hunt/more_killers_hand_35.jpg)
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Post by: Rufus on July 26, 2013, 03:35:52 PM
Wasps. Ugh.

Our hornets are about as big. They're endangered though, which I feel ambivalent about.
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Post by: Himu on July 26, 2013, 04:09:10 PM
just in case Euro Bore never heard of a cicada killer here you go

(http://www.saltthesandbox.org/cicada_hunt/more_killers_hand_35.jpg)

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Steve Contra on July 26, 2013, 04:31:50 PM
TAKE THE FUCKING S OFF "ENDS" FOR FUCK SAKE
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 26, 2013, 04:33:27 PM
TAKE THE FUCKING S OFF "ENDS" FOR FUCK SAKE

Please Understands
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Beezy on July 26, 2013, 04:44:40 PM
just in case Euro Bore never heard of a cicada killer here you go

(http://www.saltthesandbox.org/cicada_hunt/more_killers_hand_35.jpg)
Where do you live? So I can make sure to never step foot there.
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: demi on July 26, 2013, 04:45:45 PM
But I live there, Beezy
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Post by: Beezy on July 26, 2013, 04:59:08 PM
But I live there, Beezy
What you got to offer me outside of the Bore?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 26, 2013, 05:10:34 PM
TAKE THE FUCKING S OFF "ENDS" FOR FUCK SAKE

Stop being such a grammar Nazis.
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: drew on July 26, 2013, 05:21:21 PM
what's even more terrifying than having one come up to check you out is having one buzz by that just caught a cicada, that's right, caught. like an eagle clutching a salmon.

the fuckers will come right up to you with no fear, i've never been stung but i have crashed a bike when one got stuck on the handlebars. :lol

a wiki search suggests these things are spread out over NA, Mexico and the Caribbean.  although I never remember having to deal with them here when I was a kid.
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: demi on July 26, 2013, 05:27:25 PM
But I live there, Beezy
What you got to offer me outside of the Bore?

Gushers
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Rufus on July 26, 2013, 05:41:03 PM
what's even more terrifying than having one come up to check you out is having one buzz by that just caught a cicada, that's right, caught. like an eagle clutching a salmon.
God, I don't even want to imagine the kind of buzz these things make. Where mosquitos are extremely annoying, this would just be pants-shittingly terrifying.
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Beezy on July 26, 2013, 06:31:30 PM
But I live there, Beezy
What you got to offer me outside of the Bore?

Gushers
:jawalrus
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 26, 2013, 07:31:24 PM
Do the rape films stop sex crimes in Japan?
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 26, 2013, 07:49:20 PM
If that's a rapeseed oil joke. The hamster bit was unnecessary.
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: drew on July 26, 2013, 07:58:38 PM
man don't even talk to j-bore about wasps.  cicada killers are like friendly puppy dogs compared to the level 99 shit we've got going on here.

yeah i was gonna mention this earlier, japanese hornets are basically like Africanized cicada killers
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Positive Touch on July 26, 2013, 08:28:49 PM
horseflies are still my most hated. no only do they bite - not sting, bite - you, theyre also smart as fuck and super aggresive so they know how to follow you around obstacles. they will hound you until they get you or they kill them. I FUCKING HATE THEM
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: drew on July 26, 2013, 08:40:55 PM
yeah fuck horseflies, somewhere there is a picture of me as a kid on a homemade raft covered in a wet towel burka on a mission to kill em all
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Post by: Shadow Mod on July 26, 2013, 08:45:29 PM
Where is Diunx? The South or the tropics or something?
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Post by: Rufus on July 26, 2013, 08:49:59 PM
Dominican Republic.
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Post by: Himu on July 26, 2013, 08:50:19 PM
I FUCKING HATE WASPS.

fucking japan
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Post by: Yeti on July 26, 2013, 09:09:59 PM
I've gotten rid of most of the wasp nests in the condo I live at, but now I'm dealing with black widows.
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Atramental on July 26, 2013, 09:12:24 PM
The only thing I hate about the summer time is the fucking gnats and mosquitoes.

Fuck those things to hell.  :noah
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Post by: Shadow Mod on July 26, 2013, 09:15:37 PM
Dominican Republic.

Oh man that's miserable. Been in PR around this time. Hundreds of mosquito bites. Felt like I could stay up for days too. Heat/humidity never broke.
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Post by: chronovore on July 26, 2013, 09:30:14 PM
Kosma, Japan doesn't keep them as pets, but one of the weirder idols here wears the discarded larval husks in her hair.
http://www.japantoday.com/category/entertainment/view/shokotan-sports-exotic-molted-insect-skin-headwear

But what are the keys to your inner hotel fridge if not the freshly squeezed testicles of a tall Swedish acrobat?
Newsfeed this William S. Burroughs poetry.
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2013, 10:45:17 PM
Felt good today. Very breezy and some clouds, around 80 degrees or so.

Nights have been much better than last week. BTW bros what do you sleep in? Regardless of weather/season, I always sleep shirtless, only wearing super baggy shorts (those old Shaq brand shorts lol).
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Huff on July 26, 2013, 11:44:13 PM
fuck horseflies. summer's worst enemy
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: drew on July 26, 2013, 11:52:47 PM
Nights have been much better than last week. BTW bros what do you sleep in? Regardless of weather/season, I always sleep shirtless, only wearing super baggy shorts (those old Shaq brand shorts lol).

i'd rather not paint a picture for Himu to jack off to
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2013, 11:54:10 PM
Nights have been much better than last week. BTW bros what do you sleep in? Regardless of weather/season, I always sleep shirtless, only wearing super baggy shorts (those old Shaq brand shorts lol).

i'd rather not paint a picture for Himu to jack off to

No worries, he's not attracted to gay men.
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Diunx on July 27, 2013, 01:01:34 AM
Dominican Republic.

Oh man that's miserable. Been in PR around this time. Hundreds of mosquito bites. Felt like I could stay up for days too. Heat/humidity never broke.

Finally someone who understand me!

and the S stays! don't force your gringo grammar on me it's too hot for this shit
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 27, 2013, 07:48:02 AM
This is why you can't have nice things, diunx

Well that and God is punishing you for liking MGS, but yeah
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2013, 12:06:52 PM
Diunx I'll send you some money for AC/electric bills, but there's a price

spoiler (click to show/hide)
send me a Dominic Republic woman :shaq
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Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Momo on July 27, 2013, 03:10:52 PM
Mushibugyo finally makes sense.

(http://i.imgur.com/Lfoh386.jpg)

"Giant Japanese or Asian Hornet

This massive hornet can achieve lengths of 3 inches full grown and has been known, in numbers of only 20 or 30, to decimate an entire hive of honeybees. The sting can be lethal not just by allergic reactions but also due to its many toxins. Here are four interesting things about its sting:
a: Its sting has a higher concentration of the pain-causing chemical called Acetylcholine than any other stinging insect.
b: An enzyme in its venom can dissolve human tissue.
c: Containing at least eight distinctly different chemicals, the venom itself produces one such that actually attracts others of its kind to the victim.
d: Like all other hornets, it can sting repeatedly."




 :badass
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Diunx on July 27, 2013, 10:57:04 PM
Diunx I'll send you some money for AC/electric bills, but there's a price

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send me a Dominic Republic woman :shaq
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A friend of mine is moving to new york next month, she is a little on the heavy side but I know that's not a problem for you people.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 27, 2013, 11:04:31 PM
You people :kobeyuck

He means black people.
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2013, 11:10:21 PM
I ain't even mad

 :nsfw
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/79dbefe8644220f4fca63f0a96f09688/tumblr_mmj2swEllE1r5rd7qo5_r1_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e7ccb573b564048f616bcd295db018f/tumblr_mn8f4t5rHv1rlo3vko2_250.gif)
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:rejoice
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Huff on July 27, 2013, 11:11:10 PM
Mushibugyo finally makes sense.

"Giant Japanese or Asian Hornet

This massive hornet can achieve lengths of 3 inches full grown and has been known, in numbers of only 20 or 30, to decimate an entire hive of honeybees. The sting can be lethal not just by allergic reactions but also due to its many toxins. Here are four interesting things about its sting:
a: Its sting has a higher concentration of the pain-causing chemical called Acetylcholine than any other stinging insect.
b: An enzyme in its venom can dissolve human tissue.
c: Containing at least eight distinctly different chemicals, the venom itself produces one such that actually attracts others of its kind to the victim.
d: Like all other hornets, it can sting repeatedly."

It may have a toxin, but it's definitely not acetylcholine
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Himu on July 27, 2013, 11:24:25 PM
IF DIUNX DOES NOT EDIT THE THREAD TITLE TO REMOVE THE S IN END I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 27, 2013, 11:48:37 PM
IF DIUNX DOES NOT EDIT THE THREAD TITLE TO REMOVE THE S IN END I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

not really worried cuz we just have to wait a few hours and you'll have changed your mind and have a completely different mindset on the subject
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Post by: Himu on July 28, 2013, 12:16:08 AM
I don't appreciate you making fun of my bi-polar disorder fistful
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 28, 2013, 12:21:52 AM
I don't appreciate the constant sexual harassment.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 28, 2013, 12:23:07 AM
 :yeshrug
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Post by: Himu on July 28, 2013, 12:26:04 AM
Post pics.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 28, 2013, 12:32:48 AM
Reported.
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Post by: Himu on July 28, 2013, 12:38:13 AM
Reported for not posting pics
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Post by: Diunx on July 28, 2013, 09:47:18 AM
Wow wow wow! wait a minute folks I didn't mean black people! I meant Americans in general, with the huge amount of massively obese people I assume that statistically speaking you guys have no choice but to sometimes hit that fat ass(not a good fat ass mind you).
Title: Re: WHY WONT THIS SUMMER ENDS!?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 28, 2013, 01:15:00 PM
Some fucking beautiful weather today :rejoice

Wow wow wow! wait a minute folks I didn't mean black people! I meant Americans in general, with the huge amount of massively obese people I assume that statistically speaking you guys have no choice but to sometimes hit that fat ass(not a good fat ass mind you).

Yeah ok buddy
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Post by: Momo on July 28, 2013, 02:10:47 PM
Mushibugyo finally makes sense.

"Giant Japanese or Asian Hornet

This massive hornet can achieve lengths of 3 inches full grown and has been known, in numbers of only 20 or 30, to decimate an entire hive of honeybees. The sting can be lethal not just by allergic reactions but also due to its many toxins. Here are four interesting things about its sting:
a: Its sting has a higher concentration of the pain-causing chemical called Acetylcholine than any other stinging insect.
b: An enzyme in its venom can dissolve human tissue.
c: Containing at least eight distinctly different chemicals, the venom itself produces one such that actually attracts others of its kind to the victim.
d: Like all other hornets, it can sting repeatedly."

It may have a toxin, but it's definitely not acetylcholine
Whatever it is, I want no part of it.