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Title: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 29, 2013, 12:00:45 AM
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

(http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/omgcelebnews/be5920cf-171c-4647-9a7d-45649be7697a_300_Aguilera_072813.jpg)
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Positive Touch on July 29, 2013, 12:02:42 AM
acting like her losing weight is an improvement?? and here i thought you were cool triumph.
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 12:03:11 AM
(http://i.minus.com/ibuKqpkhDS4xZK.gif)

god damn
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Positive Touch on July 29, 2013, 12:03:42 AM
 :usacry never forget
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Your Stalker on July 29, 2013, 12:04:41 AM
her weight seems to fluctuate a fuckton
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 29, 2013, 12:06:42 AM
"back" as in "back on The Voice and looking damn fine"

Honestly didn't notice she seems to have slimmed down a bit, but who cares?  :yeshrug
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 12:14:23 AM
I can't find a link but I remember DJ Premier saying he went to her house to record some stuff, back when they were working on her album, and Flavor Flav was there playing Mario Kart with her
:rejoice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-vu4Ps-l4
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2013, 12:26:01 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 12:14:23 AM
I can't find a link but I remember DJ Premier saying he went to her house to record some stuff, back when they were working on her album, and Flavor Flav was there playing Mario Kart with her
:rejoice

I wonder if Flav got his dick sucked while playing MK?  :leon
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: chronovore on July 29, 2013, 12:27:18 AM
Christina is definitely one of my guilty pleasures. I've never understood how anyone can hate on that voice; she's got talent.
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2013, 01:44:12 AM
your fave could never
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 29, 2013, 03:08:26 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 12:03:11 AM
(http://i.minus.com/ibuKqpkhDS4xZK.gif)

god damn

Maurice knows whats up
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 29, 2013, 06:10:45 AM
looks like jey leno in the face  :lenowned
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 29, 2013, 06:18:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EIYt4Ir.jpg)

Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: bud on July 29, 2013, 07:58:09 AM
she didn't lose any weight in her face. :fbm
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 29, 2013, 08:12:21 AM
She didn't need to lose weight, what PD posted was her at hear peak.
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 29, 2013, 09:09:14 AM
Quote from: bud on July 29, 2013, 07:58:09 AM
she didn't lose any weight in her face. :fbm

Silicon doesn't burn, afaik. Lol.
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 29, 2013, 10:40:47 AM
There's some shenanigans going on here. I just haven't figured it out yet.

Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 29, 2013, 10:44:40 AM
oh god and i just noticed the NBC logo behind her too. it's almost like i planned it that way.
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Rufus on July 29, 2013, 10:49:50 AM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 29, 2013, 10:40:47 AM
There's some shenanigans going on here. I just haven't figured it out yet.
The make-up and/or lighting makes her look like her head is just stuck on.
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Mupepe on July 29, 2013, 11:03:31 AM
Christina is pretty damn perfect.  I prefer her when she was a bit thicker like in PD's gif, but she's a goddess no matter what size her waist is.  I'd let her shit on my chest just to see where it came from.
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Diunx on July 29, 2013, 12:04:26 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 12:03:11 AM
(http://i.minus.com/ibuKqpkhDS4xZK.gif)

god damn

:lawd
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: hampster on July 29, 2013, 12:14:38 PM
Wait, what did she look like before? I never realized she was gone ???
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2013, 12:22:49 PM
DADDY APPROVES OF THIS THREAD.
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Tucah on July 29, 2013, 06:11:54 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 12:03:11 AM
(http://i.minus.com/ibuKqpkhDS4xZK.gif)

god damn

This is perfect.
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: tiesto on July 29, 2013, 06:35:32 PM
Quote from: chronovore on July 29, 2013, 12:27:18 AM
Christina is definitely one of my guilty pleasures. I've never understood how anyone can hate on that voice; she's got talent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA

total guilty pleasure of mine  :-[
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Steve Contra on July 29, 2013, 06:38:08 PM
George Zimmerman tore us apart, Christina is putting us back together

:interracial
Title: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 29, 2013, 07:35:49 PM
Quote from: hampster on July 29, 2013, 12:14:38 PM
Wait, what did she look like before? I never realized she was gone ???

:nsfw

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(http://i.imgur.com/rxMzEhW.jpg)
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Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 07:45:24 PM
She was bigger than this at one point
(http://cdn.imnotobsessed.com/wp-content/uploads/christina-aguilera_50888451.jpg)

I'm all for curves, thick legs etc but she was straight up fat for awhile. Then she reached pawg status (see: the gif from earlier), now she's back to regular size.

most of us probably agree pawg status>*
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2013, 07:46:16 PM
amen
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 29, 2013, 08:47:34 PM
She's fine, but she bleaches her hair so much I bet it has the texture of cotton candy, probably comes out in clumps when she brushes it. Someone photoshop her bald-headed.
Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Yeti on July 29, 2013, 11:12:19 PM
Let me know when Christina Aguilera is back, in PAWG form

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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oqWxHGFGdZw/UAN7xxTVEKI/AAAAAAAAAfc/yJaGZYZoae8/s1600/en+forma+de+fichas.jpg)
I'm sad PD won't get the joke since he's never watched the Simpsons.  :'(
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Title: Re: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK.
Post by: Mupepe on July 29, 2013, 11:13:31 PM
I'd fuck a 300 lb xtina. Don't give no fuck. More to love, baby.