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Title: why does batman have to be a man?
Post by: davepoobond on August 12, 2013, 02:02:03 AM: why can't he be battranny
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Post by: Momo on August 12, 2013, 02:04:16 AM: fuck right off into space
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 12, 2013, 02:04:56 AM: Well, it's in the name, yeah?
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Post by: Momo on August 12, 2013, 02:05:14 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/U6jTMZs.png)

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Post by: nudemacusers on August 12, 2013, 02:06:50 AM: Women can fight, sure, but they definitely can't run large corporations.
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Post by: davepoobond on August 12, 2013, 02:07:14 AM: Quote from: Momo on August 12, 2013, 02:05:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/U6jTMZs.png)

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Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 12, 2013, 02:06:50 AM
Women can fight, sure, but they definitely can't run large corporations.

alfred would be her manslave and they have sex every tuesday at 9:00 am.
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Post by: Himu on August 12, 2013, 02:08:09 AM: buttman
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Post by: Atramental on August 12, 2013, 02:08:10 AM: Quote from: davepoobond on August 12, 2013, 02:02:03 AM
why can't he be battranny
(http://i.minus.com/ixEE7VLu15Pov.gif)

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"Battranny" is not the preferred nomenclature, dude.
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Post by: davepoobond on August 12, 2013, 02:10:15 AM: i think that it is important that we represent all groups in our super heroes. we all need role models to look up to.
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Post by: Atramental on August 12, 2013, 02:11:56 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arn6I1AuMi0

:derp
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Post by: davepoobond on August 12, 2013, 02:19:20 AM: Brucie Wayne.
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Post by: Himu on August 12, 2013, 02:20:16 AM: Quote from: Atramental on August 12, 2013, 02:11:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arn6I1AuMi0

:derp

just wanna say this show owns
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 12, 2013, 02:46:34 AM: Transbat has a nice ring to it IMO.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 12, 2013, 03:41:46 AM: (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90qlqz39K1r1ua1j.gif)
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Post by: chronovore on August 12, 2013, 03:50:45 AM: Lessee, because Batgirl and Batwoman are already taken names?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2013, 06:33:40 AM: Batcismale
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Post by: StealthFan on August 12, 2013, 07:00:56 AM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 12, 2013, 02:46:34 AM
Transbat has a nice ring to it IMO.
Considering what nerdy transexuals look like it would be more like Transfat.
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 12, 2013, 10:27:45 AM: I don't see why not. They're both fake.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2013, 10:37:22 AM: Quote from: Eschaton on August 12, 2013, 10:17:05 AM
More importantly, why are there no brown people in X men.

DC got ya covered, bro.

(http://i.imgur.com/Vudr2ho.jpg)
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Post by: Rufus on August 12, 2013, 12:45:25 PM: What about Storm?
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 12, 2013, 12:46:39 PM: Quote from: Rufus on August 12, 2013, 12:45:25 PM
What about Storm?

Storm is black, not brown.
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Post by: Rufus on August 12, 2013, 12:56:58 PM: Pff. Nitpicking.
When did she ever look African?
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No, Haley Berry doesn't count, either.
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Post by: Momo on August 12, 2013, 12:57:32 PM: Randomly wondering how massive T'Challa's dick was to chase Storm off.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 12, 2013, 02:00:30 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on August 12, 2013, 10:17:05 AM
More importantly, why are there no brown people in X men.
From wiki:

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Human mutants are considered to be of the subspecies Homo sapiens superior

:PP
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Post by: jiji on August 12, 2013, 02:15:02 PM: Batman's main advantages are prep time and unlimited resources, right? There's no reason those wouldn't make an equally effective female Bats.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 12, 2013, 02:48:16 PM: Quote from: jiji on August 12, 2013, 02:15:02 PM
Batman's main advantages are prep time and unlimited resources, right? There's no reason those wouldn't make an equally effective female Bats.

well if a female batman had unlimited resources she would probably just spend all of it on shoes.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 12, 2013, 08:15:16 PM: do bats eat cats?
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Post by: Yeti on August 12, 2013, 09:13:01 PM: Batmyn
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Post by: Shaka Khan on August 12, 2013, 09:17:14 PM: Batmin

:expert
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Post by: brawndolicious on August 12, 2013, 11:09:47 PM: She'd never be able to concentrate with the vibrations of the batmobile, would have cheaper insurance though.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 12, 2013, 11:47:10 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on August 12, 2013, 11:09:47 PM
She'd never be able to concentrate with the vibrations of the batmobile, would have cheaper insurance though.
she'd crash it immediately though
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Post by: Momo on August 13, 2013, 12:11:10 AM: Actually, I don't think I've ever seen batwoman drive anywhere in the comics, she's just always sorta there where she needs to be :ohhh
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Post by: Shaka Khan on August 13, 2013, 12:17:50 AM: The responses that genuinely processed the OP and took more than a minute to type shows exactly why the people behind them will never contribute to humanity's gene pool.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on August 13, 2013, 12:23:21 AM: The fact I had to read *my* post a couple of times and edit the wording so that it makes a lick of sense shows why *I* will never contribute either!
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Post by: davepoobond on August 13, 2013, 12:23:37 AM: Quote from: chronovore on August 12, 2013, 03:50:45 AM
Lessee, because Batgirl and Batwoman are already taken names?

see, this is my problem with the Batman universe. They've already taken up the Batgirl/Batwoman names with OTHER characters, so there's no way they can make a "female Bruce Wayne" character, because if you call that person Batwoman, you are erasing the existence of the actual Batwoman/Batgirl. There can't not be a Batman, because Batwoman relies on Batman existing. Batwoman can't be the "only 'Batman' " because they would never want to do that
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Post by: Shaka Khan on August 13, 2013, 12:24:02 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on August 13, 2013, 12:23:21 AM
The fact I had to read *my* post a couple of times and edit the wording so that it makes a lick of sense shows why *I* will never contribute either!

As if I had a chance or intention to begin with! :sabu :himu
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 13, 2013, 12:27:02 AM: Quote from: Momo on August 13, 2013, 12:11:10 AM
Actually, I don't think I've ever seen batwoman drive anywhere in the comics, she's just always sorta there where she needs to be :ohhh
someone should start a neogaf thread on women drivers in comics
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Post by: Momo on August 13, 2013, 01:10:37 AM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 13, 2013, 12:27:02 AM
Quote from: Momo on August 13, 2013, 12:11:10 AM
Actually, I don't think I've ever seen batwoman drive anywhere in the comics, she's just always sorta there where she needs to be :ohhh
someone should start a neogaf thread on women drivers in comics
I would bet you a significant sum of something I value that the thread would mostly be about Susan/Invisible Woman
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Post by: brawndolicious on August 13, 2013, 01:25:01 AM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 12, 2013, 11:47:10 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on August 12, 2013, 11:09:47 PM
She'd never be able to concentrate with the vibrations of the batmobile, would have cheaper insurance though.
she'd crash it immediately though

Her rates would still be cheaper.
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Post by: Diunx on August 13, 2013, 01:30:57 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2013, 10:37:22 AM
Quote from: Eschaton on August 12, 2013, 10:17:05 AM
More importantly, why are there no brown people in X men.

DC got ya covered, bro.

(http://i.imgur.com/Vudr2ho.jpg)

Why is he holding a gun when he already has the most powerful weapon in the universe on his ring finger?
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Post by: Momo on August 13, 2013, 01:36:35 AM: Because he is smart enough to carry a back up in case his battery runs out :smug
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 13, 2013, 01:37:03 AM: Quote from: Diunx on August 13, 2013, 01:30:57 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2013, 10:37:22 AM
Quote from: Eschaton on August 12, 2013, 10:17:05 AM
More importantly, why are there no brown people in X men.

DC got ya covered, bro.

(http://i.imgur.com/Vudr2ho.jpg)

Why is he holding a gun when he already has the most powerful weapon in the universe on his ring finger?
*insert urban youth joke*
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Post by: Shaka Khan on August 13, 2013, 01:49:44 AM: I just noticed the Arabic tatt on his forearm.
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Post by: davepoobond on August 13, 2013, 02:36:51 AM: green lantern with a handgun looks stupid.

:noah
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 13, 2013, 08:46:23 PM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on August 13, 2013, 12:17:50 AM
The responses that genuinely processed the OP and took more than a minute to type shows exactly why the people behind them will never contribute to humanity's gene pool.
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