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Title: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 17, 2013, 02:59:32 PM: :patel
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Mandark on August 17, 2013, 03:10:40 PM: Time to recalculate that "half your age minus 26" formula.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 17, 2013, 03:13:23 PM: (http://i.minus.com/imo1KBEqjOham.gif)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Positive Touch on August 17, 2013, 03:41:39 PM: :trash :trash :trash
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Polari on August 17, 2013, 03:56:06 PM: One of the greatest film-makers of all time!

Also a pedo child rapist but nobody's perfect.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 17, 2013, 03:56:22 PM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on August 17, 2013, 03:12:47 PM
Forget it Eschaton, it's Chinatown.

You magnificent bastard, you. I was basically coming in here to post that.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2013, 05:29:08 PM: I hope he gets a vortex full of 13-year olds for his special day! :hump
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: nudemacusers on August 17, 2013, 05:44:01 PM: (http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/12/125319/2440388-4413256316-origi.gif)

Quote from: Polari on August 17, 2013, 03:56:06 PM
Also a pedo child rapist but nobody's perfect.
Let those who have not raped a thirteen year old cast the first stone.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 17, 2013, 07:07:48 PM: Even though half the posts were deleted, this is still a classic: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36556.0
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 17, 2013, 07:42:35 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal
Quote from: Willco
I somehow doubt she waited nearly twenty years to get money. Most likely it was closure.
Makes sense to me. Skanky 13 year old hatches a plan to finagle a large sum of money from a famous Polish movie director by sleeping with him, feigning rape, manipulating him to flee the country to France, convincing the French government to deny extradition (probably by sleeping with a few government officials, fucking whore), then wait 20 years to file a civil suit. Genius and cunning plan if I do say so myself. Roman Polanksi never saw it coming.

Probably the best post i've ever made.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 17, 2013, 07:46:20 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on September 30, 2009, 10:10:48 PM
wow...

Before this thread gets HoF'd, I just want to publicly apologize to Fistfulofmetal.

APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 17, 2013, 07:50:38 PM: To be fair, he finished in her butt out of concern that she might get pregnant, so he isn't all bad.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: davepoobond on August 17, 2013, 08:39:20 PM: :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2013, 08:41:30 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 17, 2013, 07:50:38 PM
To be fair, he finished in her butt out of concern that she might get pregnant, so he isn't all bad.

A true gentleman. :tophat
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Rufus on August 17, 2013, 09:09:44 PM: Quote from: The Experiment on August 17, 2013, 07:07:48 PM
Even though half the posts were deleted, this is still a classic: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36556.0
Holy shit. :lol
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2013, 09:33:25 PM: Quote from: Rufus on August 17, 2013, 09:09:44 PM
Quote from: The Experiment on August 17, 2013, 07:07:48 PM
Even though half the posts were deleted, this is still a classic: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36556.0
Holy shit. :lol

The Vortex was one of the great moments in Bore history. That and "Defend Famous Killers as if They Were WWE Superstars".
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Rufus on August 17, 2013, 10:25:22 PM: Oh god, the second round of insanity when castle007 showed up. :lol This is quality stuff.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 17, 2013, 11:37:03 PM: What page on that Polanski thread does the concept of Celebrity Scandal Offset Credits come up?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: nudemacusers on August 17, 2013, 11:43:31 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 17, 2013, 11:37:03 PM
What page on that Polanski thread does the concept of Celebrity Scandal Offset Credits come up?
Yeah yeah rape etc but The Ninth Gate
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2013, 11:46:25 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 17, 2013, 11:37:03 PM
What page on that Polanski thread does the concept of Celebrity Scandal Offset Credits come up?

Didn't that somehow tie into the Etoilet Equation of Nintendo Persecution + Time = Worse than the Holocaust?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Barry Egan on August 17, 2013, 11:47:31 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2013, 09:33:25 PM
Quote from: Rufus on August 17, 2013, 09:09:44 PM
Quote from: The Experiment on August 17, 2013, 07:07:48 PM
Even though half the posts were deleted, this is still a classic: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36556.0
Holy shit. :lol

The Vortex was one of the great moments in Bore history. That and "Defend Famous Killers as if They Were WWE Superstars".

The Vortex was first documented in that WWE thread!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Barry Egan on August 17, 2013, 11:50:35 PM: Quote
Didn't that somehow tie into the Etoilet Equation of Nintendo Persecution + Time = Worse than the Holocaust?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36556.msg937417#msg937417

:bow
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 17, 2013, 11:50:50 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2013, 11:46:25 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 17, 2013, 11:37:03 PM
What page on that Polanski thread does the concept of Celebrity Scandal Offset Credits come up?

Didn't that somehow tie into the Etoilet Equation of Nintendo Persecution + Time = Worse than the Holocaust?

Not sure, but FOUND IT

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36556.msg937369#msg937369
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 18, 2013, 12:01:10 AM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 17, 2013, 11:50:50 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2013, 11:46:25 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 17, 2013, 11:37:03 PM
What page on that Polanski thread does the concept of Celebrity Scandal Offset Credits come up?

Didn't that somehow tie into the Etoilet Equation of Nintendo Persecution + Time = Worse than the Holocaust?

Not sure, but FOUND IT

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36556.msg937369#msg937369

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36556.msg937417#msg937417

Here's where Etiolate's Theory Of Temporal Crime Deflation came into play
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Barry Egan on August 18, 2013, 12:08:22 AM: :fbm
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 18, 2013, 12:14:20 AM: Yeah right PD. I can see the setting already, a hollywood mansion, a 13 year old that looks 20 or more on drugs and alcohol surrounded by famous people, then she gets "raped". Same as R Kelly "raping" the skank who just wanted to do him.

I'm not saying its cool, but it aint rape.

:violin
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Rufus on August 18, 2013, 07:21:20 AM: Shame about all the deleted posts, but it seems all the good ones were quoted anyway.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 18, 2013, 07:37:13 AM: I wish we had a DEAL WITH IT emoticon with Roman Polanski
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Rufus on August 18, 2013, 08:30:08 AM: There is something much, much better than that.

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 18, 2013, 08:42:59 AM: Quote from: Rufus on August 18, 2013, 08:30:08 AM
There is something much, much better than that.

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Polari on August 18, 2013, 08:45:59 AM: Why did the posts get deleted anyway?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Rufus on August 18, 2013, 08:50:46 AM: The entire account got nuked.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roman Polanski
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 18, 2013, 09:05:43 AM: About a year or two ago, a bunch of pussies (Kosma/Premium Lager, Jinfash/Shaka Khan, Genghis Cohen/Steve Contra, Shark Johnson, a slime appears, DCharlie, Groo, etc.) got their posts deleted or accounts nuked.

That explains why there were a lot of missing posts but the gems were all quoted anyway so no big loss.